I didn't think BvS was as bad as the critics said but how the hell can anyone think it's reasonable that Batman is on the same team as the flash, wonder woman, and superman when he's an ant compared to them? It's a joke. Even captain america could beat up batman and his super powered friends aren't as ridiculously strong as superman or wonder woman or the flash. I don't see how any future Batman involvement can look non-contrived.
Batman's contributions to the JL are mainly his intellect and ability with strategy. Batman has always worked best on his own. JL was just a gimmick to sell more comics, like all team-ups.
Bruce provides strategy and money.
They're gonna need his OP prep-time abilities when Darkseid and his minions come to town
>>67591386
I don't know, he looked cap level strength in the movie. Also hewas able to beat Superman
>British documentary
>Here, in the jungles of Bhata-Tuthu, the praying mantis is in search of its prey.
>3 minutes of very clean and uninterrupted footage of the praying mantis following a spider
>American documentary
>Guitar riffs playing in the backround
>YOU PROBABLY WOULDNT WANT ONE OF THESE KILLERS IN YOUR BACK YARD
>Rapid jump cuts of the praying mantis
>THE PRAYING MANTIS MIGHT LOOK LIKE A BUG IN CHURCH, BUT THIS NASTY MOTHER-SUCKER IS NOT TO BE MESSED WITH
>More flashy jump cuts
>THIS LITTLE SPIDER DOESNT KNOW WHATS WAITING FOR HIM, THE FURY OF THE MANTIS IS NOT TO BE UNDERESTIMATED
>More flashy jump cuts
>The mantis strikes
>Strange animal growling and screeching noises are dubbed in as it attacks because silent footage is too boring for americans
>Slow mo replay of the attack in black and white
>AND ITS OVER IN A FLASH
>THAT LITTLE SPIDER SHOULD'VE PRAYED TO THE MANTIS
>Starwipe to next clip
Obligatory viewing https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ed_st3z0kXo
>>67591364
Am I the only one who read the British version in David Attenborough's voice?
>>67591448
I just checked and yep
>Marvel won again
We did it senpai
>>67591005
>we
I actually hope you die.
>>67591005
jokes on you. Based DC will crash the superhero genre with no survivors
nice try rebbit
>director has a speaking role
>it is more than one or two words
I still haven't seen more than a minute of Reservoir Dogs because of this. How did something like this happen?
I don't get why that would be a problem.
His role is minimal in the movie. He just wanted to act in his own flick.
Mel Gibson was the star of Braveheart, but I don't see anyone complaining about that.
>>67590979
His role was the first three minutes. No director should start the movie off. They're not actors.
>>67591057
>Richard Attenborough
>Clint Eastwood
Actors who get by based solely on their physical appearance
>>67590932
he's reasonably good at physical comedy for a chad
>>67590932
I think he has potential as an actor.
He was great in the small role he had in the hateful 8, wish we had got to see more of him
>>67590932
what happened to his nose
Name a better intro
>protip: you can't
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wAG_7Ky4FY4
>>67590669
X-Men
Dexter
Get Smart
>>67590669
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAST6SgLmQg
loved this intro
WHEN YOU WALK THROUGH THE GARDEN
What does /tv/ make of this?
It's funny how they put so much effort into this to make it as scientifically accurate as possible and they still ruined the movie with general logical flaws.
Also, that talk about "love transcends blah blah" was so fucking cringy and dumb. The pacing in this movie was shit as well and the only likable character was TARS.
Absolute disappointment.
>>67590454
its a masterpiece
>>67591816
Agreed
>what kills me makes me stronger
I think they'll bring him back, but really he should be dead.
I mean its kryptonite, and they aren't gonna bring in black/red/whichever colour is the death one
It was a lame recycle of the Hulk with a bit of Abomination thrown in
Snyder always does this recycling other films designs. The Kryptonian armor is straight out of Giger. The mechanical defense tentacles are straight out of the Matrix
>>67590401
23 fucking years waiting for Doomsday to show up on the big screen.
Barely gets screen time.
Fight scene boring as fuck.
What is the most iconic quote of 2010s?
>>67590365
You're a big guy.
>>67590365
You're a wizard Harry
>>67590365
Luke, I am your father!
Why do we fall /tv/?
>>67590331
So we can learn to murder.
>>67590331
so we can rise as jesus
For tangerines.
>almost level an entire city
>have fun at shawarma's
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EYiZeszLosE
My point is, we are in 2016 and the actions of capefags should have consequences. Though DC is putting out average movies, they are good at showing this.
congratulations. thats the entire fucking plot of Captain America Civil War.
>>67590383
They had to wait 4 years to think on that?
>>67590314
> entire city
It wasn't even an entire city block.
MoS on the other hand, yeah I'll concede they levelled an entire city.
What went so right?
>>67590121
Not one stinky pussy
>>67590121
muh dick
Kill, marry, marry, kill
Who's your favourite joker?
Who would win if they start a fight?
>inb4: Jesse Eisenberg
Hamill
Heat Legend would win a cagefight. He was ripped as fuck.
joker from the arkam games has the best actual character arc, actually has a beginning, middle and end and some depth beyond lol so random without killing the mystique from giving him an origin
>Now it's time to show you DCucks how a superhero vs supehero movie is done.
Why isn't this called Avengers 3 again?
>>67589993
why is it called Batman V Superman if it was all a slight misunderstanding
>>67590017
Because it's V, not versus or VS
Good movie
And thats coming from a gangster.
I liked Notorious BIG
I've kinda become obsessed with southern cali and hip hop since this. Anyone have any similar films?
>>67589797
I agree 2a E, mu nigga cracka from anotha motha
