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"He's just scared we'll get corned in the canyon if we get there after night fall" Thas says with a heavy sigh, pulling on the reigns of his mule, forcing it to go off of the road into the over grown grass to the side, looks like he's heading towards the one hole in the woods "But Samson has a point, we do need to stop, the horse will kheel over if we don't get them some water"

Anial grumbles, lowering his head like an angry kid, which is actually a pretty accurate...
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>>48196134
>[] take care of thunder With Blue and Lucy

>>48196134
>[]help cook lunch with Smiley and Karla
>[] practice my swordmanship with some one

[2/2]

Winona meanwhile was busy lounging by the riverside, Cuddles the snake resting on top of her chest. “… it’s good to get out into nature sometimes,” she says. She looks over at you, smiling. “Headed to work?”

“Yeah, just as soon as Denise…” Your ear twitches. “… you hear that?” Winona pulls up her sunglasses, then sits up. You hold up your hand to your ear, trying to get a good listen as to what that low, droning, buzzing sound i-

wait

oh shit. IT’S THE BOYS.

> EVERY GIRL FOR THEMSELVES,...
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>>48194077
> SAVE THE TANK, SAVE THE TANK

>>48194077
> SAVE THE TANK, SAVE THE TANK
River is tempting, but we got to look out for Ollie!

Incoming paint bath in 3...2...

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>>48194028
As if to punctuate her statement, a massive surge of reiatsu washes over you, all of it familiar and all of it originating from more or less the same spot within the Seireitei. Unohana... Renji... Komamura... Little Bee... Byakuya... each of them a match for the originals, but all of them clearly belonging to their respective reigai.

“It's too late to make preparations, Captain Kusajishi, Captain Shihōin, Captain Kyōraku. It has already begun.”

Even as the fake Ise Nanao raises her arm to...
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>>48194050
… only to find Yoruichi's fingers jammed into it, firmly grasping her tongue between them. A tiny trickle of blood drips from Yoruichi's thumb, betraying the reigai's intentions.

“You don't want to do that,” your wife quietly chastises reigai-Nanao, “and I don't think any of us wanna see it. Yeah, you hear about it all the time in old romance novels, but what they never tell you is it takes a while to bleed to death from a severed lingual artery.”

“Not pleasant.”

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I'm excited for Shunaui on a warpath. He's bound to be pissed off at whoever kidnapped Nanao

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So, I did say this last thread, but I wanted to give a reminder. From this point on, the kiddie gloves have come off. You have a much higher chance of getting beaten down and losing fights, so battle smart, and may the dice gods have mercy on you, for I will not

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You decide that, instead of running, blocking again, using the Afterimage to throw Pasta off and score a clean hit, you are going to try and blast one of the explosives in her hands despite the fact that doing such a thing takes several seconds, and she's already getting ready to throw it.

What could possibly go wrong?

A lot, apparently.

As you try and get that warmth inside you into the right place, Pasta throws the explosive, hitting you right in the face.

You scream as your face begins to burn, and your vision goes black. You fall to the ground,...
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>>48197628
I'm so happy about this. The chance of real failure is what makes me get really invested in quests.

>>48186810
>Tell me your character's goals, /5eg/.
He wants to find out exactly how many decades or centuries he can stay drunk off his ass while helping people where he can every once in awhile.

>>48186810
He wants to be an adventurer, instead of the literal murderhobo he's become.

Would making detect magic a cantrip be too OP?

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>>48124498
Again, our new map.

Things we still need to do regarding the map:
-Locate factions and monster nests
-Scout out the terrain and what the surrounding area is like

https://docs.google.com/document/d/12wCyA91tyGpRmagXXH3UGcPX0xC7XwcCJzoPJ5nOzic/edit#heading=h.bmfmux3sp385
Pastebin of heroes and notes

>>>>Resource Points: 6. 4 uncom, 3 rare, 2 v rare, 1 x rare resource. 15 Loot
>>>>Pop 200k
>>>>Military 100k
>>>>Food: Great
>>>>Water: Good
>>>>Morale: Good
>>>>Medicine:...
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Brood composition notes from the last area.

>Original Cluster.
>Infested Zombie Hive.
>Infested Factory.

>Unit composition relies upon infested industrial zones and spawning nests to produce troops.

>Strong preference for swarm and overwhelming number tactics. For this units are very cheap and mass producible.

>Exceeding dangerous not due to numbers but due to carriers of...
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Pretty good actually.

I'm a worldbuild fag, too. Turns out I can't write fantasy for shit, which sucks, as all these settings I work on will go to waste.

I can write a pretty good ghost story, though. Once wrote a story that nearly drove my girlfriend to tears, we're still together three years later. Good stuff.

>>48184900
>as all these settings I work on will go to waste.
Just spruce them up as campaign settings and put them online or something.

Epic Level Drunken Wrestler; level 47 human monk
My body is ready. Go for the suplex, accidentally befriend her, become great pals and drinking buddies. Afterwards, lewd.

>>48179886
By telling her we have no idea who she is.

>>48179886
Orbital bombardment.

>>48197361
Flat and full of info

>>48197361
Start being Liam O'Brien.

>>48197384
just the way I like my women

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>have no artwork for it
>posts artwork for it
Anyway, I see what I have. Male or female? I probably don't have much.

>>48195862
I googled this and took the first thing I saw but it's not exactly what I am looking for and the main thing that shows up are WoW characters.

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>>48195987
I was just joking.

Well this is a bit passive aggressive.

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>GM/Player
Player

>System
The Mutant Epoch

Im trying to get a group together for a game of TME. Obviously the hard part is finding a GM so im willing to provide the rulebooks and help learn the system.
The exact time and dates can be discussed once the GM is on board.
If anyone wants a link to the books let me know.

Keep being excellent /tg/!

>>48195752
if you don't want it to be passive aggressive make it yourself

>>48195383
>"I choose the Battle Crane."

>>48195383
>>"I choose the Break Wolf."

>>48195383
>>"I choose the Break Wolf."

>>48195365
Its priceless, you dont buy things with cash, you buy its service with favors and power and titans are not sold as they are the currency and power of the Adeptus Titanicus and selling one is relinquishing that power so the only way to get a titan is to either be part of a legion or have a legion be in your service.

>>48195365
Step 1: Be Rogue Trader/Explorator

Step 2: find something valuable like a STC for a machine that produces Nailclippers.

Step 3: Trade the STC for your own Warhound Titan.

Step 4: loose it in drunken gambling.

>>48195365
You can't buy a Titan. It's like asking how many Thrones would it cost to buy a nuclear weapon from the United States.
The only way for you to get a Titan would it be to find it in some backwater planet that the Mechanicus forgot, hire a legion of Malateks or hereteks to refurbish it somehow. With that you would get a fancy paperweight since you'll still need a crew. And it is not the kind of crew you get after doing a weekend long course.

>>48193927

>mixing oil and water

Seven words in and you fuck up already.

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>>48193927
>>48193938
I think he meant closer to conceptually mixed, not physically, i.e. a kind of oil which has been blessed to be holy.

Of course, the bigger question here is: If you can make holy oil, can it be used in holy fuel-air bombs?

You could just steal the magic mormon oil vials and not have to mix in water.

>>48192434
Follow Trump's example. Borrow money, and if they try to get you to pay them back, sue them into bankruptcy.

Every time you get close to losing, start a new game and use your new starting funds to pay off the debts of the old one. This way even if you start making massive losses compared to every other player you can appear successful, even pointing to your previous games as examples of your success since they technically didn't lose whilst you were playing them. This is somewhat unsustainable though but you can probably find someone to sub for you before it all comes crashing down around the 4th game.

>>48192434
how is this game played btw?