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Why do firearms in fantasy games almost always get nerfed to shit? There's balance, and then there's making something so bad that no one will ever take it. Why can't we have decent guns along with dwarves and elves and orcs?
>>46714450
well depending on era firearms were shit irl. then past a certain point they are too dam good. i think having the guns is just kinda a no win scenario
>>46714513
A lot of shitty things in the medieval era get glossed over in fantasy settings though. Why would firearms be the exception?
>>46714450
>Fantasy games
Look, if all you have experience with is D&D, just say so instead of making sweeping, untrue generalizations.
In superheroes with swords type games (like D&D), guns tend to be shitty because they're the most boring weapons, they don't make for cool videogamey swordfights where you're "tanking" a giant or whatever, and they're not sexy like an elf with a bow, so they don't get any love.
Plus, effective guns...
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"HE JUST REACHED A HAND UP MY SKIRT!" Felice yells, sword drawn; red blush on face.
Dumb, fat, cat-nobleman lays dazzled across a matted table on the other side of the room. There's a red, palm-shaped welt growing on his face.
In front of you, one of the butlers drew a knife and started advancing at the scene. There is now a revolver pressed against his back.
"Don't move." You whisper in his ear.
You are Jack Albator, excellent bodyguard, keen protector, and-
He starts moving away from you again. You grab his cat tail and yank on it. This illicits a very strained yelp.
"Whar did I just say."
"Sir." The butler peeks behind him. "I think this is a misunderstanding. I'm part of the guard that is protecting the princess."
"Stay put for a minute."
-So, why are you at a dinner party where Charlotte is attending? Well, it's because you think the answer to ending all the attacks is right here; within these walls.
You've known for some time now that Gallete had a mole in it. It's no coincidence that after Gallete royalty started living in your castle, that attacks popped up.
By the end of the night, you're going to suss out the traitorous scum and throw him on the other side of the barrier.
The butler in front of you glares, "I have an important mission for the princess, and I intend to complete it to the utmost of my ability."
"Felice, calm down." You hear from the other side of the room. Charlotte is disciplining her knight on the matters of acting ladylike.
"You're one to talk, he-"
"Stop." Charlotte has that ominous tone in her voice.
Felice sighs, and steps away from the man. Two guards lift him up and drag him out of the assembly.
The butler waves to Charlotte. Her face lights up and she starts to approach.
>You're being paranoid, put the revolver away and greet cat Princess.
>Keep him held up.
>Put the revolver away, but keep a firm grip on him
>"Aye still don't trust ye."
>Explain the traitorous chef you saw in the kitchen to Charlotte.
>Other?
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>>46714346
>Keep him held up.
>"Aye still don't trust ye."
>Explain the traitorous chef you saw in the kitchen to Charlotte.
>>46714346
>Put the revolver away, but keep a firm grip on him
>"Aye still don't trust ye."
>Explain the traitorous chef you saw in the kitchen to Charlotte.
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You began the trip to caravan the needed materials back to the ruined keep, where, upon the first nightfall, you realized that neither you nor your troops have the need to eat or sleep, though your minions seem to be very interested in eating the people when they lag behind. None have been harmed yet, but you grow mildly uneasy about the implications before the thoughts are shoved out of your head at the sound of booming howls off in the distance.
Dire wolves are setting upon the caravan.
>Circle the wagons, set up a fire, and have the minions...
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>>46714180
>Step out from the caravan line with X minions in tow and deal with them before they become a threat
How many minions do we have.
>>46714180
>Circle the wagons, set up a fire, and have the minions be the frontline
