>You are a planeswalker.
>In the vast Multiverse, only you and some other chucklefucks know of the countless worlds beyond your own.
Welcome to the Magic: the Gathering Flavor General thread!
Helpful links:
>Uncharted Realms Archive
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>Set Trailers
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>Current Status of Planeswalkers:
2014: http://magic.wizards.com/en/articles/archive/checking-planeswalkers-2014-06-16
2015: http://magic.wizards.com/en/articles/archive/feature/checking-planeswalkers-2015-2015-08-19
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http://dougbeyermtg.tumblr.com/
Reminder: Keep bait, shitposting, and arguments to a minimum--try to focus on lore discussion. Ignore chandere posts.
This week's Magic Story is "Games" by Alison Luhrs.
http://magic.wizards.com/en/articles/archive/magic-story/games-2016-04-27
>>46941006
it was nice to see the Odric letters.
>>46941006
I liked this story a lot more than some of the other recent ones. Too many stories seem to either be nothing but unconnected world building or focused entirely on the plot, this one was a nice mix between the two. Of course, the banter was top quality and I love how the mad scientist trope is being played here.
Does anyone know how much time has passed in Innistrad when going from the Innistrad block to SOI?
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>And never, ever cut a deal with a dragon
What cool magical traditions have you come up with, /srg/? Whole cloth, neat spins on Chaos or other established ones, reviving ones that are practically ignored by the fluff (e.g. >>46914337)?
>>46921693
The pastebin in OP
Is it possible to create a tyromancer in Shadowrun? A mage who uses stinky cheese to divine the future. Is cheese even available?
>>46921733
Synthetic cheese should be plentiful, and I assume the real thing is an expensive rarity.
Previously:
>>46818918
General [and for joining]: >>46897100
Dearth of Gods is a dice driven Dungeon crawler played by multiplevictimsover the course of many days in [Skirmish] format.
To begin, roll 6 d6 with a named post, if you find any 6s roll for them again. . . . and again.... and apply stats like so.
If you do not like your stats, just roll another set, and pick one of the two you like. If you like neither then perhaps wait for a chance to roll again next thread.
===
"This was not the Death promised to us. Nor was it the afterlife we expected. A non-believer's heaven would have been a bounty of peace infinitely more worthy than this. /This/
"
Darkness Phase-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LtilBmwDUNQ
Posting an updated sheet for the thread
Venator Wylder of their 1st Rank.
STR: 4 (2-1+3t)
=Oryx Axe= (10 Atk)
END: 3
=Flank:6 (3+3a)
=Front:7 (3+3a+1a)
WIL: 4 (3+1t)
=Res: 5 (4+1t)
PER: 5 (11-6)
TEK: 1 (2-1)
SPD: 6 (2+4t)
=Move: 8 (2+2+4t)
=Evade: 9 (1+2+2+4t)
LUK: 3
Wyld Survival [Take a turn to knockup a wound with PER or TEK. Eating something lets you knockup another]
Wylder Training [+1 Dodge/Scout/Throw/Common Weapons]
Wielded in both hands, the Oryx Axe (+6 Atk +3 Def +1 Front Armor). Adorned with his Wylder Coat, an Incriminating Hatchet in his belt, a Distilled Essence (Heals a Wound 4 Points) and one ration of Mystery Meat tucked away in the pockets.
Souls: 1.0
Action Phase !
PREPARE TO DIE !
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FXC4X-yMmg&index=17&list=RDpuMY-r4c4RE
Rolled 1, 6, 5, 5, 6, 5, 2, 4, 2, 3 = 39 (10d6)
>>46918161
>Attack spectre with Oryx Axe (10 ATK)
>Move S4 E2
Venator Wylder of their 1st Rank.
STR: 4 (2-1+3t)
=Oryx Axe= (10 Atk)
END: 3
=Flank:6 (3+3a)
=Front:7 (3+3a+1a)
WIL: 4 (3+1t)
=Res: 5 (4+1t)
PER: 5 (11-6)
TEK: 1 (2-1)
SPD: 6 (2+4t)
=Move: 8 (2+2+4t)
=Evade: 9 (1+2+2+4t)
LUK: 3
Wyld Survival [Take a turn to knockup a wound with PER or TEK. Eating something lets you knockup another]
Wylder Training [+1 Dodge/Scout/Throw/Common Weapons]
Wielded in both hands, the Oryx Axe (+6 Atk +3 Def +1 Front Armor). Adorned with his Wylder Coat, an Incriminating Hatchet in his belt, a Distilled Essence (Heals a Wound 4 Points) and one ration of Mystery Meat tucked away in the pockets.
Souls: 2.0
SUPRISE! The new ork stuff is shit edition
>Rules databases
https://mega.co.nz/#F!pFgm0RKR!J06C1gVYcjzNGsF8YNLsjQ
https://kat.cr/warhammer-40k-pdf-library-t9575373.html
>FAQs
http://www.games-workshop.com/en-GB/Rules-Errata
>40k 7th edition quick reference sheet(s)
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/4104995/Games/7edRef_V7.pdf
>Forgeworld Book index
http://www.dakkadakka.com/wiki/en/Forge_World_and_Apocalypse_Rules_Index
>White Dwarves
https://www.mediafire.com/folder/tx4hcy4u487pv/WD'
>BS 2
>>46920521
>BS 2
>I 2
>any good at anything
Tell me about your warlord or your favorite character in your army 40k General.
What's their name? What's their story? What have they done on the tabletop?
How is the Lore/Fluff?
>>46900765
Not bad
>>46900765
kinda of a retarded.
>implying anyone plays Kings of War for the fluff
But it's not too bad. It's young, but there's potential for growth.
The world has survived two apocalypses that can all be traced back to an elf who couldn't keep his dick to himself.
An Angel told the elf he'd get laid if he made a magic mirror, so the elf made that magic mirror. The only problem is he used the essence of the gods to do it. So when he shows the hot princess his magic mirror, she calls him a faget and smashes it, which makes all the gods "die" and get reborn as good/evil versions, who promptly flip the fuck out and summon shit loads of angels / demons to fight everything. This destroys Not Rome. The war ends when Not Conan grows wings and punches Satan so hard it creates an alternate reality called the Abyss where all the demons go.
Then a few centuries later an evil God called Winter comes back and tries to kill everyone while making ice puns. Luckily Not Jesus is there to save the day.
A few centuries later you have the present day. Most of the setting is dark age "Your Dudes" kingdoms. Major powers include good aligned fascist dwarves, the Not-Byzantine Empire that summon armies of angels, a Morgoth-expy called Morgoth who is raising the dead, an Arab-Egyptian Empire ruled by snakemen necromancers, and vikings that worship a three headed abomination who predates the ancient gods and has a massive hate boner for dragons.
Flames of War SCANS database:
http://www.mediafire.com/?8ciamhs8husms
---Includes our Late War Leviathan rules!
Official Flames of War Free Briefings:
http://www.flamesofwar.com/Default.aspx?tabid=108
Current /tg/ fan projects - Noob Guide &FAQ, and a Podcast
https://drive.google.com/open?id=1eD3nkA51ddl3nmltKg0zsnfrOUhlWgcc4h5aqz-RFqw
Quick Guide on all present FOW Books:
http://www.wargames-romania.ro/wordpress/wargames/flames-of-war/flames-of-war-starting-player-guide-the-books/
Archive of all known Panzer Tracts PDFs: http://www.mediafire.com/folder/nyvobnlg12hoz/Panzer_Tracts
WWII Osprey's, Other Wargames, and Reference Books
https://www.mediafire.com/folder/z8a13ampzzs88/World_War_Two
and, for Vietnam.
https://www.mediafire.com/folder/z8i8t83bysdwz/Vietnam_War
--Guybrarian Notes:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1eD3nkA51ddl3nmltKg0zsnfrOUhlWgcc4h5aqz-RFqw/edit?usp=sharing
http://www.400gb.com/u/1883935
Panzerfunk, the /fowg/ podcast.
http://panzerfunk.podbean.com/
https://vimeo.com/128373915
http://www.flamesofwar.com/Portals/0/Documents/Briefings/CariusNarva.pdf
http://www.flamesofwar.com/hobby.aspx?art_id=1949 the Azul Division: no longer linkable off the main page
Which army do you play the most?
http://strawpoll.me/4631475
what actual country are you from?
http://strawpoll.me/4896764
They shall grow not old, as we that are left grow old:
Age shall not weary them, nor the years condemn.
At the going down of the sun and in the morning,
We will remember them.
FIRST
Happy ANZAC day you wonderful bastards
>>46897272
Most people just regard it as a three day weekend. Or they air their disgusting Political grievances like the Pencilsword fucker did.
I go to bed and you fuckers let the thread die.
I'm working on a tricolour soviet scheme, but I've got the issue that if I use green olive for the base paint (as I have done for a while) then it looks too dark with the brown, but I need a slightly lighter green...
I NEED PICTURES
PICTURES OF WIZARDS!
Alright, here's one.
>>46920582
Thanks, got any more?
Best Wizard has arrived.
Sauce: http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=48885411
>resources
pastebin.com/J3Nv182k
Age of Chaos is a "gift" edition
All non-Stormcast novels are nice.
remove sigmarines
More Stormcast
>>46919465
SILVER TOWER
FOR THE EMPEROOOOOR edition
>Where can I find the rules?
http://www.forum.specialist-arms.com/index.php?topic=5203.0
>What the FUCK? What rules books do I actually need?
http://pastebin.com/6AGsum1s (embed)
(Short version: 2007 edition of the rulebook, 2010 Update, and Armada)
Revised is a set of fan-rules, written almost entirely by a Dark Eldar player. It shows.
>Where can I find physical miniatures to use/proxy with?
http://pastebin.com/jC96JeMV (embed) (But we always need more - Feel free to chip in with others you've found in-thread)
Also looking for more non-GW minis suitable for running boarding party games.
>Paper ship Proxies:
https://www.sendspace.com/file/h6zp53
http://imgur.com/a/MhFcj
>Boarding action rules
https://www.forgeworld.co.uk/resources/fw_site/fw_pdfs/Warhammer_40000/Zone_Mortalis_Expansion.pdf
See the physical models link for some appropriate options for Navy troops
>Tactics and strategy resources for tabletop
Marine Tactica underway.
AdMech tactica: http://pastebin.com/YSrAf9f7 (embed)
>BFG:Armada beta is now live
>Battleflee/tg/othic Steam Group
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/bfgtg
>Anon is hosting a campaign, you can find the forums and info here:
http://tg-gothiccampaign.freeforums.net/board/1/general-discussion
>>46901374
first for living in hope that someday people will link to the previous thread.
>>46919422
>>46919445
Alright, thanks Anon.
>>46919516
hold out for space marines, their ships are going to be even more brawly than Imperial Navy but with shorter overall range.
Post GOAT Space Marine colour schemes
>>46917719
I thought we were passed this
>>46917729
It's always fun to play " kick the retard".
Are there any /tg/ approved animu?
>>46917064
Anon there's a whole image macro for it
Multiple versions, just a quick giggly Google search away.
>>46917064
Magi: The Labyrinth of Magic
Dungeon Meshi (although that's only a manga, so not sure if it counts.)
>>46917064
Any board approved shit is usually just the person with the least provocative opinions taking the time to make an infographic. They shouldn't be taken seriously by anyone, and your personal tastes should dictate what you watch.
That said. Spice and Wolf is great, and Holo is best girl.
No filename thread?
we need a filename thread
at least attempt some OC sometimes boys.
>>46915649
like fuck that is....
BattleTech can hold its own for a short time, but is quickly overwhelmed.
Epic D&D PCs can achieve parity with space marine captains and alpha-level psykers, but can never match the scale of 41st-millenium warfare.
Star Wars has the technology, but even the Sith lack the brutality of the Imperium of Man. (Same goes for Star Trek.)
Is there not one /tg/ setting that holds a candle to the insanely high 40k power levels?
(Anime has more luck, but Naruto certainly doesn't cut it!)
>>46914268
>but Naruto certainly doesn't cut it!)
Actually, uh... Naruto kind of fought on the moon and sliced it in half and stuff.
As for a /tg/ setting look at Scion or Exalted.
Perhaps the covenant from halo but only against weaker 40k characters like tau and IG
>>46914268
Touhou has some ridiculously fucking OP characters. Someone like Yuka or Yukari might be on par with, if not more powerful than the Emperor.
New fliers edition
>Rules databases
https://mega.co.nz/#F!pFgm0RKR!J06C1gVYcjzNGsF8YNLsjQ
https://kat.cr/warhammer-40k-pdf-library-t9575373.html
>FAQs
http://www.games-workshop.com/en-GB/Rules-Errata
>40k 7th edition quick reference sheet(s)
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/4104995/Games/7edRef_V7.pdf
>Forgeworld Book index
http://www.dakkadakka.com/wiki/en/Forge_World_and_Apocalypse_Rules_Index
>White Dwarves
https://www.mediafire.com/folder/tx4hcy4u487pv/WD'
I want to convert Skaarac into a D Thirster but I don't know if I can justify dropping almost 200 for the model.
It's such a good model too ;_;
Fuck Artifacts Edition
>RESOURCES
http://www.mtgcommander.net
>Official Site: Contains deck building rules and the current ban list.
http://www.tappedout.net
>Deck List Site: You can search for decks that other people have made. Authors often have comments that explain their deck’s strategy and card choices.
http://www.mtgsalvation.com/forums/the-game/commander-edh
>Another resource for commander discussion; they have an entire forum dedicated to discussing decks. People often make primers, which go into detail about how they built and play their deck.
http://www.edhrec.com/
>Statistically see what everyone else puts in their commander decks based on what is posted to the internet.
http://manabasecrafter.com/
>Find out what lands you can add to your deck, sorted by category, based on a chosen Commander’s color identity.
CARD SEARCHING
http://gatherer.wizards.com/
>Official search site. Current for all sets.
http://www.magiccards.info
>Unofficial, but has GOAT search interface
What artifact destruction do you use for EDH?
>muh spirit of the game
EDH fags are the worst
>>46910636
who are you quoting?
posting generals to get the ball rolling
