>>47351449
Purely hypothetically, say that somebody managed to forkbomb a ship cogitator at highest admin level. And maybe release all the prisoners. And maybe unlock the weapons cache captured from the smuggler. And directed them to that cache. While the ship is being boarded.

How much of a shitshow will this become?

>>47351497
A shitshow worthy of being directed by Tommy Wiseau

>>47351497
Unless the party fucked up every roll possible, the GM responsible is a shithead.

Its gonna be bad. Not quite bad enough to immediately pod out, but the party may want to consider loading valuables and vital documents into their pods soonest, just in case.

>>47423173
It's ok.

>>47423173
Yes.

Next question?

>>47423184
Does God exist?

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Are hunter killer missiles worth to use?

also anyone want to help me to refine my army list?

If I'm trying to flog OOP metal Tyranids and non-chinaman Kriegers, how screwed am I?

Rolled 69 (1d100)

What's the first roll, here, topic lord? Is it a d100? reign this shit in and be your topic's driving force.

>>47424225
VERY WELL LOYAL SUBJECT
YOUR ROLL SHALL BE OUR FOUNDING
39thM
lets roll for why the capta was founded (1d10)

Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>47424306
Side note, anyone have the Inquisitor roll tables?

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>>47421911

“My appearance disturbs you,” Nodens gurgles, bubbles of dark, brackish water forming at the corners of his mouth as he speaks, “You children. You have forgotten your gods – we are not all beautiful. What point is there in beauty, when time reduces you all to dust?”

That's... certainly an interesting perspective to take.

“It's the only perspective that matters,” the god grunts, “All history flows down to this pit, to me – I've seen it all. I know why you're...
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>>47421919
>>I'm looking for a map, one pointing to a northern island
>>What happened to this city?

>>47421919
>>Our ship is grounded. Can you help get it back to water?
>>I'm looking for a map, one pointing to a northern island
>>Tell me a little more about this lens
>>What happened to this city?

All the things! It's not everyday you talk to Nodens. I honestly forgot about the lenses.

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>>47417993
I'm pretty sure that's the point.

From the way they're talking about it, maybe Broken Blade won't be as much about unarmed at all?

Or maybe it'll be the Damage Unarmed, since FE is the Judo Throw Grapple Unarmed.

>>47417983
I'm not qualified to answer any of those, actually. Those two disciplines are ancient; they date back to when this was Libram of Battle. I know Chris had originally wanted four aligned disciplines and eventually the fluff for Crane and Seraph shifted towards angels & fiends in an effort for us to not have to do that because fuck no god why. Solar Wind I honestly don't have the tiniest clue.

You may wanna ask about Expanded disciplines.

No

40k won't end until GW gets to the point that progressing the plot is the ONLY way to keep them form dying, they'd probably sell the IP before then

>>47413852
There can be no happy ending for the Imperium, it ends as the Custodians fight to the last man defending the Imperial Palace after the entire Imperium has fallen apart, Another Empire comes to take its place, the time of men is over.

>Using AI without being a fucking heretic
>Your machines get corrupted by Chaos fucking fast
>Men of Iron all over again
>Imperium dies

>>47412964

Our first roll for the new Outlier is 29. I'll go get the book...

>>47412993
Got it.

Induced Mutant: The hero started life
as a Normal Human, "then something
happened." As a result of a freak
happenstance, the hero has been
physically and genetically altered. The
Fantastic Four are examples of this type.

NEED 1D100

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2nd for best team

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>>47409942
>What are goblins like in your setting? Free EXP? Proud warrior race guys?

Shortstack sex objects, of course.

>>47409942

A servitor race that went feral before being domesticated again.

They were originally created by humans, along with Elves and Orcs, to help bolster their numbers against the Dragons.

When it came time to abandon Earth the Colony ship that carried everyone crashed. The humans who were stored in stasis pods died and after several thousand years the Elves, Orcs, and goblins started forming their own civilizations along with the various other creaturs that inhabited the planet they crashed landed on.

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Work in progress, but I think about making them the greenskin equivalent to our chimpanzees. So small creatures smarter than most animals, but still a kind of animal.

Depends on the character. A minimum I would like them to be born.

>>47395827
Okay /tg/. How do I run a game where all the players are sperm floating through a Fallopian tube questing for the holy egg?

>>47395852
>adventurers are charged to deliver a strange egg to a remote place and throw it in the great orb of fecundity
>it's actually tarrasque sperm and they are sent to inseminate a female egg

>>47391326
The only time I ever played a female character was in a PbP game I bailed out of pretty early. She was barely characterized. Sadly, because she was a female paladin and therefore waifu material

>>47391326
My barbarian man with tits; played her as any other character of mine, except her cut could deadlift a hundred pounds on its own.

If anyone questioned her personality, I just asked them why it was relevant to the game.

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>>47391407
So zarya?

>>47385972
Your almost right...
Lunars existed to be the Solar's aid. The night caste started off (after the war) being the police force. Operating in secret to find, and eliminate hidden threats to the Government and to creation. The Lunar are known as the Stewarts of creation, their job is to aid the Solar law givers. So where the Solar might be the one who carries out the hit, the lunar was the one who brought to their attention that it needed to be done, and the evidence that it needed to be done.

That is...
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> Solars' role was to be beacon of hope, rulers and leaders of men, had aura of nobility to rally people around them. Heroes of humanity. And Lunars were their opposites.

Nah. Some of the Solars had that, sure - the Zeniths - but others were puissant warriors, brilliant technologists, and negotiators and diplomats par excellence.

The Solar's role is to be human ability turned up to 11. They are the best at what they do - but what they do is limited to the arenas of human capability. They are the ultimate fighters, kings,...
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>What is Exalted?
An epic high-flying role-playing game about reborn god-heroes in a world that turned on them.
Start here: http://theonyxpath.com/category/worlds/exalted/

>That sounds cool, how can I get into it?
Read the 3e core book (link below). For mechanics of the old edition, play this tutorial: http://jyenicolson.net/exalted/. It'll get you familiar with most of the mechanics.

>Gosh that was fun. There were a lot of lesbians though. How do I find a group?
Roll20...
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>>47416771
Song of Swords, nigga.

>>47416771
RuneQuest 6 has outstanding combat and magic is designed to be modular.

The Burning Wheel is all about Middle Ages fantasy with good combat free of magic.

>>47416771
First off, what sort of game do you want? Gritty and realistic medieval combat where battlefield wounds can get infected? Cinematic chivalrous mounted knights lancing dragons? I'll toss out some suggestions anyway.

Despite being a meme response, GURPS actually does do low tech levels really well, and has fairly detailed rules for both individual and mass combat, and the Low Tech book and Companions have detailed information on medieval life and society.

If you want something more pulpy out of the...
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>>47415373
Evil will triumph because Good is dumb.

>>47415373
This is just my opinion, so bare with me:

But I think it's because these GMs hate killing their players and as such are afraid of making it too challenging. Which is still pretty stupid.

>>47415373

Because wizards and druids are overpowered cunts that bend reality so they always win.

Also, why is that Touhou just letting someone stack biscuits on her nose like that? She is clearly not amused, but she just stands there and takes it.

Because there aren't official rules for it and gestalt only works "well" in 3.5e because it makes the inherently over-the-top dumb bullshit in that system and makes it even more dumb and over-the-top.

It's not really necessary.

Since low level spells/abilities scale up or otherwise remain relevant as you level up, it's much easier to multiclass and still feel like you're getting a fair amount from both classes.

>>47407545
The same rules apply, in fact it would be even simpler in 5e.