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>PLORP

That's awful.
Any ability that makes that sound would be awful.

Quick question: How much thought do you put into the sound your powers make?

>>47841460
at least so much that i wont end up with
>PLORP

>>47841378
>his face when he does "DIE, VILLAIN!"

>>47954747
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>>47954905
I don't see much to whine about Genestealer Cults. They have pretty good rules considering they are part Tyranid (Hybrids being better than actual Genestealers, Formation with turn 1 charges and 4+ cover in the open). Only thing is that I don't...
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>>47955713
Also if you ally with Inp Guard for tanks people won't walk away over fluff disgust.

Damn, my Deredeo has two left lower legs, and my leviathan storm cannon is missing half the main body.

>>47929464
GURPS: 3d6 roll under
It takes the probability curve and uses it to the best possible advantage; ease of play.

>>47929464
Gravity combined with forward velocity. Friction helps too.

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>>47929464
Now me, I've never actually used percentile dice or anything outside of Shadowrun and D&D, but I gotta say throwing a pile of d6s in the former is fun as hell.

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>>47928122

>It's a player with ten pages of unintelligible backstory
>It's a player playing a rebellious noble

>it's a communist in the 12th century

>the GM has been brewing an "epic story' for years in notes and scrawlings
>when the game is actually run, we shoot holes in the grand schemes and plots within seconds
>game falls apart in less than a session

I swear, I just wanted to play a gunslinger with a heart of gold. Why did your universe make so little sense?

When I picked Ultramarines as my first army.

>>47953066
Start of 4th edition 40k when I realised all the cooler later founding chapters were Ultramarine descendants.

>>47953066
I don't really have any big issue with the Ultramarines as a concept, I just wish that they'd stop getting pushed like a dry turd all over the rest of the Space Marine lore. Spiritual liege shit aside, they're not bad, I even like the Greco-Roman thing they've got going on as a chapter gimmick.

For reference, my favorite chapters are the Raptors and Imperial Fists.

We did, they called it Alien.

it's just a cheap way to make an enemy that can't be negotiated with

>>47952118
Be the change you wish to see in the world nigger

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>>47947816
Okay.

Now what?

>>47947971
Now we need plothooks for the players to follow. Post-Hell states? There's a lot of kings and queens and emperors from throughout history stuck in Hell. If you swore service for life to a king who you though had divine right, what do you do now?

>>47947816

What's Heaven's reaction to this? Did they take all the true believers up in a beam of light, or is heaven now an international polity with trade relationships with earth?

Assuming Revelations is accurate, does Jesus get his millenium reign on earth again, or did us curbstomping hell stop that?

How does he feel about it?

>>47947377
>AAAAWWWWWWW YYYYYIIIISSSSSS!!! MOTHERCLUCKIN' MECHA SPACE PIRATE QUEST!

Welcome back, Mr. Wong. Hopefully that was the timeskip.

Also, 4chan did not want to cooperate with me at first.

So, we're going to do a little timeskip to the end of the week and Fatima's return. Roarke has a lot of small, minor tasks worth glossing over on his plate, but rather than have breather chapter after breather chapter devoted to lighthearted fun, I thought it was time we got down to business.

Seeking out the Master for training has not happened yet. I would never skip over something like that. A pirate's life is often a busy one.

>>47947377
Ey Wong. I finished Moe's mech. Took a while to finangle it, but it's pretty nice. http://pastebin.com/1TZc5WFk

>>47946191
>I need to fill out this bestiary but have run out of ideas.

>I KNOW, I'LL JUST MAKE A BIGGER BEAVER!

>>47946191
>dire humans

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>>47946191
>dire tank

>>47937838
First you find players who will accept being scared. That goes a long way toward getting them scared it turns out.

>>47937838
place a gun on the table in front of you at the first joke you hear.

>>47937886
That won't always do it. I had a DM do something like that with a knife. He was a smaller guy and I'm a bigger guy so I pi led him up and threw him away from the knife. Took 3 people to stop me from killing the little fucker.

Sure, but just imagine the cockfights.

they already did that to alchemy

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Can Flesheater Courts still do endless "summoning" in matched play?

>>47930748
are the Protectors and Decimators the same points as the Retributors?

What do you think came first, SCGT people testing with GW then making their points based on GWs? Or GW using a lot of SCGTs points and tweaking them?

One arm under the shoulders, the other on the thighs or the crook of the knee. Preferably get them to clasp their hands around your neck.

>>47929930

With your buff man arms, silly.

>>47929930
Step 1: be Ecclesiarchy higher-up
Step 2: receive every possible benefit of political corruption, complete with fanatical yandere fangirls in power armor.

Yes. Sanctioned Xenos exist, once in a great while a whole species gets sanctioned and individual commanders aren't above cutting a "the enemy of my enemy is my friend" sort of truce with some species.

>>47928918
Wow, when you look at the two ships compared like that, the Star Trek spaceship is really, really efficient. Interesting that something so small could absolutely destroy the 40k spaceship.

>>47928978
kind of like "tiny, fluffy xenos president signs treaty with enormous cyborg wearing a tank decorated like a church" sort of deal?