What do you do if no one shows up to your first session in a campaign?
you DM the bad guys winning
>>47943205
you recruit new players
as you got flaked out on
also, next time, hold session 0's with each PC individually, so you can Voight-Kampf test for humanity
>>47943205
Ditch current players, get new ones
Hey guys! TV Guy here with an update for you guys.
I'm in talks with a producer for the Night Shift movie. NSW Anon is writing a contract for all three of us to sign that would protect not only ourselves, but more importantly, the script whose story you guys helped shape.
So, assuming that this thing does go through (which it looks like it will), and the guy ends up producing it--what does that mean for you guys?
Well, it means that we probably won't have something for you guys at the end of the summer. But it also means that the finished product will be much better and more professional than if I were to do it myself.
Here's hoping for a great film!
>>47943029
That is some great news, anon!
>>47943091
Thanks Anon! This means a lot to us. We'll keep you guys posted as things progress.
As a longtime follower of the Night Shift threads, I'm tremendously pleased to hear this news! Congratulations on all your hard work and perseverance these past few years! I really hope that everything works out and I look forward to whatever news you share with us in the future!
In the dark future dystopia of 20xx, the mideast is at war, drones patrol the skies, hackers break into corporate data fortresses to steal millions of records, the government monitors your every move via pocket computers and the UK has seceded from Europe.
What other wild, crazy things happen in your cyberpunk future?
Most of the population still doesn't have internet access.
>>47942560
Or electricity. Or running water.
I'm sure someone will be along soon with a comic about the singularity.
>>47942548
I see what you did there
>How did you kill the BBEG?
Shot it.
Repeatedly.
>>47942279
Shoved it out the airlock
Turned the ship exhaust wash on it
Cyborg shell disintegrated
How do we make Tic Tac Toe more competitive?
>>47942123
Shitty solved game.
>>47942123
Three players on a 4x4x4x4 grid.
>>47942244
>4x4x4x4
what is this fourth dimensional bullshit
could anything in your current campaign best the illustrious Tar-Mairon at intrigue?
>>47942077
What am I looking at?
because nothing in mine could
>>47942091
sauron ruining everything
Tell me /tg/, do your characters have honor?
>>47941887
No. He has too much sense of duty to bother with such selfish and petty things as personal honour.
He's built around honor. He's a mufucking paladin.
She pretends to, but I recognize that women don't understand and can't actually have honor.
Not sure if this has already been posted, but a new dungeon meshi has been released. With the exciting conclusion of the dragon fight.
>>47941579
Senshi is such a manly Dwarf...
What a hell is that gargantuans minis
what game is this?
>>47941391
see subject line
>>47941380
" malifaux thread"
>>47941380
The big shit has got to be for 'The Other Side'
where did this image come from anyway?
How would you play a living creature without being edgy?
How would you play a sword without being edgy?
A dull sword?
I don't understand this board. Every single thread you make is nothing but bait.
>>47941141
>druid
>>47941156
An angry old man that knows more about swordfighting than your wielders.
What are some ideas for self-contained quests or adventures in a sci-fi game that spans the galaxy (preferably including mecha in some fashion)? Think Space Dandy-style, where every episode was a new environment and place to explore, though maybe less psychedelic.
The basic premise I'm looking for are hooks I can throw out in an ocean and let the players pick their own bait in a sandbox freeroam. Any length of quest is welcome, and anything can go. There's no real tech limit, and the setting I use has things like psionic powers, so "magic" ideas are applicable too.
Some ideas I've got include:
Landing on a planet where the local government is a dictatorship with a strict no-fly policy that grounds the PCs until they can get permission to leave (likely by assisting the government in quelling rebels) or help the rebels.
First contact with new species of varying tech levels.
A ship found adrift with an Alien-like creature on board.
An old cryopod with a survivor of x catastrophe or with something valuable inside worth investigating.
Being trapped on a world where every door leads to a different dimension, Planescape-style.
Helping out in a planetary mecha civil war.
Trying to win the literal Miss Univers by finding the hottest alien in the galaxywhich really depends on the alien-jury
Geocaching through the galaxy.
Prison-planet escape.
Any kind of monster-hunting on different planets. On ice-planets, lava-, jungle-, desert-planets, whatever you can imagine.
Entering a space-wizards magical realm.Space Dandy thread?
Finding a member of the crew has been replaced/duplicated by a doppleganger.
Recovering lost shipments/materials/etc for x faction.
Finding the single remaining lifeform on an empty planet.
A false hydra-like creature that affects the PCs and their companions.
Delivery of a Do Not Open box with signs all indicating that they should open the box.
Planets found on or around "leylines" which affect their perceptions and abilitiesDandy thread is good
Princess of X planet falls for Y character and stows away aboard their ship. .
One of the players is mistaken for someone else and receives a missive not meant for them.
Their future selves show up out of nowhere to warn them about something they are about to cause, just to find out that they coming back in time is what causes the incident.
Greetings, dimwits and bunglers! I have proposed an idea that I believe we (but especially me) can profit from. The telemarketing industry! We can utilize slave wizards to cast high level message cantrip spell things to begin advertising to the masses whether they want it or not!
Hyaaah haaah!
>>47939967
What an excellent idea! It's almost like its being practiced right now.
>>47939967
>>47940097
>avataring tripfag responding to himself
>forgets to take off his tripcode
>>47940097
Did you just reply to yourself?
I haven't played DnD before, know barely anything about it, other than I really want to.
But, I got problems.
None of my friends would probably wanna do it, anyway, and I'd have no idea where to begin.
What do you think? What should i do? what can i do?
>>47939640
Gamefinder
>>47939649
>Gamefinder
could you narrow it down? theres uh, a lot of stuff.
Sorry if Im a complete tosser.
Choose an edition. Edition is important, different editions are almost different games. Basic D&D, AD&D2e, or 5e (most popular now) should be relatively easy to learn.
Which system can be used to reenact the Finno-Korean Hyper War with the greatest fidelity possible ?
>>47938214
>greatest fidelity possible
Phoenix command
The problem is that some people don't get the magnitude of the Finno-Korean Hyper War.
>>47938255
I'll check it out.
Here comes the spoilers for Vingolf 2.
>Doing meme sets
WOW such a strong game~
Im real excited for vingolf 2, already preordered
