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>Welcome back to /srg/, Chummer
>Watch your Back
>Shoot Straight
>Conserve Ammo
>And never, ever, turn down the chance to bang a Dragon
What Dragons have you encountered during your careers, Chummers?
And please note, this means both those encountered and those "encountered".
These are some crazy looking birds
Are there goblins in Shadowrun? I notice it's called "goblinization" even though they're orks and trolls, so I'm guessing they don't have actual goblins.
>>33896737
>These are some crazy looking birds
Continuation from >>33896605
Post war stories, fan theories, and generally why rocket punches are better than flamethrowers.
EXALT a shit
>>33901814
That guy does some good Xcom ideas.
http://androidarts.com/xcom/rebelsquad.htm
http://androidarts.com/NAMCOM/
http://androidarts.com/phantasy/PhantasyStar.htm
http://androidarts.com/xexyz/turtlegame.htm
>>33901814
What are the armored ones?
Can we get a fantasy art thread? Anything accepted!
Well this is sci-fi/fantasy but hey its gold.
/tg/, what do you think happens in the direct aftermath of a successful XCOM game?
Like, you kicked the Aliens to the curb, blew up their main base and are on the way back home.
There are no more UFOs, no more Aliens, no more Terrorists.
There are however countries who turned their backs on humanity and signed pacts with the aliens, what do you think would happen to them?
How would society change knowing that we're not alone and whoever else is out there might want us dead?
Also general XCOM thread i suppose.
The biggest question:
Who the fuck was buy all those alien corpses, entertainment screens and Laser Cannon?
XCOM uses its monopoly on Alien tech to become a megacorp
cyberpunk ensues
Aliens return
Cue sequel where pink mohawk /guile hair corpsec XCOM'ers have to defend the earth once more
I'm high
fuck yeah
>>33887549
The funding countries experience a brief golden age as alien technology is rolled out across the world and the countries who made pacts with the aliens are punished with sanctions or military action depending on the degree of their collaboration.
Then the elerium runs out.
I'm looking for random tables to help generate odd details for a late 14th century setting. I vaguely remember seeing a d100 pocket trash table that had a medieval theme, and finding that again would be really useful.
Cheers for the help, /tg/.
Don't have what you are looking for OP, but dumping the random tables I have in hopes you find something to work with
So, is this still alive or what? I so hope to find at least a working alfa version. Also, I used Google-fu, but the links are either dead or hadn't been updated in 3 years.
>>33841578
>the links are either dead or hadn't been updated in 3 years.
Pretty much sums up the state of the "game"
>>33841578
I also would appreciate legitimate information on this improbable goal.
>>33841578
Some guy is said to be working on it from scratch.
I want to believe it will live.
There's a perfectly good video game about this which I've been told is a lot of fun, unfortunately I haven't actually played it so please excuse if this turns out to be very different from what you've expected. Either way you are one of the selected and almost in some way elite members of Space Station 14 a little colony that has reached autarky a little more than two weeks ago. Whether you choose to be an engineer, a security officer or one of the infamous clowns I will try to keep you busy, otherwise player interaction is highly encouraged. I hope you have a fun time playing, so if you care to join just fill out these stats.
>Name: (What is your character called)
>Profession: (What does he work as)
>Fluff: (Tell us about your character)
>Inventory: (Do not fill this out)
>Bonus: (Do not fill this out either)
As the game progresses you will (probably) be given tasks and the opportunity to level up, gaining awesome fame, items, bonuses and skill points.
>Level: 1
>Task: None
Now here come some skills. You will receive actions which I will explain a little bit later, but for now know that your success in these actions is determined by four factors, the fluff, your relevant skills, bonuses as well as your rolls. Of course logic plays an important role in all of this too.
These are your skills:
>Combat: 0
>Social: 0
>Handywork: 0
>Intelligence: 0
You may distribute 10 points among your skills in any way you want.
Finally, you get three actions per turn which you can use on just about anything you like. You will roll 1d100 for each of your actions, making it a 3d100 in total. To roll simply enter "dice+3d100" within the e-mail field, (without the " "). The higher you roll the better, hope that answers all questions.
>>33842625
my pic
>>33842532
>Name: Zapp Beefstick
>Profession: Quartermaster
>Fluff: Hailing from Kentucky back down on earth, Zapp's entire dream since he was just a boy was to head out into the stars. To explore the final frontier that held alien life and exotic planets alike. He worked hard everyday and diligently for Centcomm when he heard word that they were working on a Space Station Program. Then he actually made it up here and shit has gone downhill since then with the corruption of Centcomm obvious. It is practically a police state with how the security randomly imprisons and murders clowns, as well as Mimes for their own sadistic amusement. Don't even get me started on the Captain who I swear is an alien that hungers for our DNA, no one is safe on this station as long as we are a part of Centcomm. So why are we still serving them? It is my humble dream as Quartermaster to lead every Cargo Technician and Assistant who wishes to join into glory by declaring ourselves independent from the Station. They will be forced to bow to us for their supplies and to sere us like gods! CARGONIA FOR LIFE!
>Inventory: (Do not fill this out)
>Bonus: (Do not fill this out either)
>>33842532
>Name: Telrisis Kizdraxos
>Profession: security, Cyborg
>Fluff: "To seek and destroy. that is what i live for. The Pleasure of being able to pick your opponent and then utterly destroy him" that is how Tel lives. After being discareded by the army, after the failure of Pan'Tai, he now seeks a new challenge in this Galaxy.
>Inventory: (Do not fill this out)
>Bonus: (Do not fill this out either)
>Level: 1
>Task: None
Now here come some skills. You will receive actions which I will explain a little bit later, but for now know that your success in these actions is determined by four factors, the fluff, your relevant skills, bonuses as well as your rolls. Of course logic plays an important role in all of this too.
These are your skills:
>Combat: 4
>Social: 1
>Handywork: 1
>Intelligence: 4
Let's play chess, /tg/. I'll start:
1. e4
>>33740058
2. Resigns.
Does nobody on /tg/ like chess? I never see chess threads on here.
>>33740201
Lousy fluff
Unbalanced units
Poor conversion opportunities
I'm working on an arctic/far-nothern setting. The northernmost areas are like Antarctica, further south are areas with a climate similar to Canada/Scandinavia/Russia/etc. Throughout the entire region are enormous mountain ranges. Think Himalayas, Rockies, Alps, and so on. The area is in the midst of a gold rush, largely spearheaded by humans and dwarves. I'm planning to use default race, classes and flavor from 5e whenever that's fully out, potentially with modifications to make things more interesting.
What are some cool ideas for adventures/campaigns/BBEGs/etc.? I'm sure you guys have plenty of ideas.
I'd also love to hear any interesting locations, races, monsters, jobs, or whatever else!
>>33704583
It broke up due to real life issues, but I once played an ice-world campaign, with stone age tech and weak magic to boot. Honestly, monsters were far less danger than the risks of just being caught out in the open and dying of exposure or starvation or something.
I've always thought expanding that could be really, really cool.
You find yourself in a cave, it would be impenetrably dark, if it weren't for your trusty torch.
>>33642163
Put the torch in my ass, flame first.
>>33642772
2nd
>>33642772
3rd
Guys! Guys. This girl I know just sent me this pic and I don't know what to do. I mean, it can't have been meant for me, right? Tau and gue'la aren't supposed to mingle. You know, socially.
you are a heretic
gross
>>33593666
Dude, have a little pride. "Gue'la" is a derogatory term. It's dehumanizing.
send this back
"Your flesh is an insult to the perfection of the digital."
How is humanity seriously supposed to win an all-out war against a fully developed artificial machine consciousness without some random plot hax or death star like weaknesses? Considering your enemy is actually made of steel, has 12 000 times faster neural signaling and can self-improve exponentially by making itself smarter when you're not looking, it seems like you'd have an easier time fighting supermen.
I mean I'm sure lots of people believe humanity can win this. It couldn't be such popular plot element otherwise. But how?
Hopeor whatever other spiritualist bullshit you wanna insert
>>33559385
EMP weaponry. No matter how advanced an AI is, it needs a physical root.
>>33559385
>I mean I'm sure lots of people believe humanity can win this. It couldn't be such popular plot element otherwise.
you are operating under the delusion that fiction represents anybody's actual beliefs
Daily reminder that the Turians lost the First Contact War.
>took more casualties
>kicked off of Shanxi
>paying humanity reparations to this very day
How's it feel knowing that the most powerful military in the galaxy failed against a species countless years less advanced?
>>33507335
Much as I like HFY, the only reason the Turians didn't slap humanity back to the stone age after Shanxi was that the Council got curious about why the Turian fleet was beginning to mobilise.
In a straight fight they'd have pwned us. They had like 8 Dreadnoughts minimum per Human one.
The "reperations" for Shanxi are mostly them trying to save face after the whole Saren thing.
In ME 3 most races are like "Holy shit, don't piss the humans off, THEY WILL FUCK YOUR SHIT UP!" but that's largely due to them not being able to understand humans on a psychological level and why they keep going balls to the wall after the Reapers. With a 1:6 Human:Turian Dreadnought ratio and most of the Turian race under arms there is still no chance of humanity winning in a straight fight,
>>33507534
ratio's more 4 to 1 actually, and the human's have more carriers
>>33507534
There's also the differences in Turian and human military doctrine to consider. The Turians thought that what they defeated at Shanxi was the entire human military, they were also unfamiliar with the concept of garrisons which exist mainly to alert a larger more mobile force. When the turians station troops somewhere they tend to station enough to hold the location and repel any invaders on their own. Standard turian military doctrine is to meet and crush the enemy with overwhelming force.
>You adventurers thought you were strong enough, with all your fancy spells and weapons, but heres where your plans have failed. The only way to undo the curse that covers this land...IS TO DEFEAT ME IN A COOKING BATTLE
>>33463193
Are we doin this again? Are we having another cooking thread?
Cuz I am all for that.
>>33463193
MORTAL COOOOOOOOOK-OOOOOOFF!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egne2ZCMM_0
>>33463193
Fool! You lack skill nor taste to face the ultimate in culinary science! Alchemical Gastronomy!
I really like the look and overall feel of the Tau. Can we get a Tau thread going? Lore, pictures, funny stuff, anythings welcome
>>33434652
>The battlesuit shrugged off the White Scars who sought to bring it down, trampling one. Its three-toed foot came down with a crunch on the unfortunate warrior’s head, bursting it like a dropped melon, helmet and all. A power glaive sizzled as it left a scar on the battlesuit’s hull. The battlesuit spun, backhanding the White Scar hard enough to flip him head over heels into the air. The tau swung around, the fusion blaster boiling the air as it fired. Thursk threw himself out of the path of the deadly weapon. He hit the ground and rolled to his feet. Axe in both hands, he launched himself at the xenos, charging towards it.
>The pilot of the battlesuit was quicker to react than his comrades. He stepped aside as he swatted Thursk in the back. The blow drove the latter headfirst into a strongpoint. Head pounding, the Dark Hunter tried to stand. His vision blurred. The air hummed as more battlesuits dropped down into the courtyard. The first three had been the tip. The rest were there to make sure it struck home. Thursk groped for his axe.
>‘Ambaghai, I need you ready,’ he croaked, pushing himself to his feet. The battlesuit that had struck him loomed over him, weapon glowing. It fired as he dove between its legs. Smoke and heat washed over him. His power armour felt as if it were responding sluggishly. Something in it might have been damaged.
>Or maybe it was him. He scrambled to his feet. The battlesuit grabbed his head in a grip that would have crushed his skull, had he not been wearing his helmet. It hefted him, and he pounded at its arm helplessly. The metal of his helm began to buckle, and metal cut into his scalp. His eye-lenses burst, peppering his face with photosensitive plastics. The world went red at the edges, and then dark.
-From ''Hunter's Snare''
Melee suit when, Fio'vre?
>>33434743
Don't we have the one commander from the Enclaves who can use his fusion blasters as plasma swords? I'm surprised we've never had any drawfriends get their own idea of what that might look like.
>>33434743
>The battlesuit shrugged off the White Scars who sought to bring it down, trampling one. Its three-toed foot came down with a crunch on the unfortunate warrior’s head, bursting it like a dropped melon, helmet and all. A power glaive sizzled as it left a scar on the battlesuit’s hull. The battlesuit spun, backhanding the White Scar hard enough to flip him head over heels into the air.
What the fuck. None of that shit is even accurate.
