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Let me tell you why halflings are the worst...
>Be the DM of a homemade campaign played on roll 20
>Give the option to let players come up with crazy shit for characters
>Some people go easy, some pick OP as fuck warforged, but that's a story for another time
GAME 1
>One halfling tries flirting with the NPC quest giver. She shrugs it off and sends him to a back room
>Takes it as an invite to his pants and strips to a thong
>mfw the other halfing does the same and they start doing half-naked cartwheels all over the place
>Other PCs are on the verge of killing the little shits
>NPC quest giver comes in. She's a dragonborn, about 6'5, decked in rouge gear
>One of the PC halflings hits on her, the other smirks watching
>One PC threatens that they're gonna kill them now
>I tell them to remain calm, then proceed to roll to intimidate the two
>After modifiers, its over 20
>She walks up to them, rather calmly, then proceeds to grab them by their little heads and slam them into the table before them with enough force to break a normal man's face
>Room erupts in laughter, and neither halfling flirts with her again
GAME 2:
>Party encounters a dragon. Not a fully leveled one, but one none the less
>Everyone starts preping for combat, although I do encourage them to try to talk it out first
>The fucking halfing has the balls to say "I roll to seduce the dragon"
>Rolls
>Fu. King. Crit
>Our faces as he types obscenities in the chat and the party is escorted out
>He never showed up again after that
And that's not the last story of this.....interesting campaign
>>43557596
>not ALWAYS rolling to seduce
what are you, some kind of faggot?
>Playing pathfinder
>Titan mauler barbarian
>Slightly modified for balance with rest of the group
>Currently in airship flying towards suspected dragon den.
>Bard spots this huge gargantuan red dragon chilling outside the entrance.
>Dragon doesn't see us since we're like 10,000ft in he air
>I have an idea, swap out my usual large greatsword for a huge...
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>>43557743
I was the DM. I'm hardly the one making seduction rolls
Anyway another few stories
>GAME 3
>Other halfling rolls to seduce the gods
> Crits
>Gets blessed with a 6 ft dick
mfw there is now a Halfling who pops a boner bigger than his own body. Guess who left the campaign after that
>GAME 5
>Party has to subdue...
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Old thread >>43518652
I'd still appreciate feedback on this as well.
>>43557016
It's a bit tldr. Could use pictures in places to demonstrate some things, eg. The knife technique for scraping moldlines
i need some guidance on this.
My acquiantance has given me some "less than stellar" painted termies and stuff. How can I strip the paint off of them quickly so i can refurbish them. Also another question. My paint is a little bad at thinning. I am using all citadel paints but for some reason my newer paints are all strange at thinning. is there a solution?
It's happening!
Something's wrong with the universe! Check your fallout shelters while there's time. Outsider's updated.
The page for all you lazy bastards.
>>43556856sorry.
>>43556800
For some reason, my reaction was the same. Check if I'm hallucinating, then check if bomb shelter in the basement is still fine.
It seems as if he switched to simpler pages now. Let's hope we get to see some progress in our lifetimes.
Sup /tg/
I've been running a campaign with a not-Aku as the main antagonist in a game heavily inspired by Samurai Jack. Basically he's been turning up to fuck with the players on a reasonably frequent basis, but because of pride he never faces them with his full power and each encounter has been basically at their level. Every time he loses he just fucks off only to turn up three sessions later with another half-baked plan to stop them. At times I play him as being a serious nearly omnipotent threat, and others as being comically incompetent.
However...
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>>43556788
Isn't Aku basically weaker than jack since the beginning of the show?
>>43556812
Not in the slightest. Without WIELDING A MAGIC SWARD, jack wouldn't have even scratched THE EVIL THAT IS AKU.
>>43556843
I dont know man. I seem to remember an episode where aku got fed up and challenged jack to a one on one and lost soundly.
rip 30k
Good. Now maybe they can stand a better chance against all that Mechanicus bullshit.
so it begins..........................enjoy your AOS 30k
>>43556571
It's fake, judging from the wording.
Could a generic, unexceptional Pathfinder succubus take over our modern world?
http://www.d20pfsrd.com/bestiary/monster-listings/outsiders/demon/succubus
The modern world has no magic at its disposal, but holy water is actual holy water and major religious relics count as good-aligned weapons, and the succubus's magic works normally.
The modern world has an Ethereal Plane, but nobody is inside it other than the Ethereal Jaunting succubus.
The succubus can summon the babau normally, which is a randomly selected babau each time. The babau lasts for an...
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>>43556569
No.
Someone would eventually see through the disguise, some level 6 expert with skill focus perception and observant. After people found out she was a demon they'd simply kill her in any number of ways. She had DR, but there are people who can just do enough damage to surpass it, like a trained sniper with vital strike/deadly aim/etc.
>>43556569
7billion plus people in the world. Eventually somebody would figure it out and take her out.
How to make a good monotheistic religion which is not a poor imitation of Christianity?
Make a poor imitation of Islam
>>43556286
You don't. Most monotheisms, Christianity included, are almost entirely the same lorewise.
>>43556286
Gods an asshole and everything we do is in defiance of him. He would like nothing more than for us to destroy ourselves over petty reasons such as race or land, but we must rise to the heavens in eternal defiance to destroy our father.
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Post things you make for players.Took out the text cause it's boring and this looks better. It's basically a not!mythic path, if your curious.
>>43556077
Yes I'm aware it's not exactly a simple undertaking.
>>43556100
I think that's a problem on your end, it looks fine for me.
>>43556078
First for Drow genocide!
sup TG, i have been working on and off this rhino the past few weeks for my Taurans army. Got bored and wanted to do the sides of the tank up nice. I'm a hobby artist and usually do nature scenery in oil, so using citadel paints to do portraits is sort of not in my ball park, and most of my models are painted to only look decent at a glance, i spent more time on veterans and terminators. so i guess this can be a general discuss thread cause i can't sleep and i'm going to post some pics of my Tauran models and some models i painted for friends. ask me about warhammer...
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Before the freehand conversion.
I get that laughing with your friends is a big part of what makes tabletop games fun, but I'm starting to get tired of the "I was JOKING" thing when it comes to narrating your in-character actions.
Hopefully I'm the only one that's familiar with this, but if anyone else has it happen, you'll relate to this description: a player says their action, usually something slightly unexpected, a risky choice, or a decision that is probably not the best. The sort of stuff that happens all the time as a matter of course when roleplaying. When the DM starts reacting in a way that suggests Bad Things about to happen (but hasn't actually given out useful information yet), or asks for clarification, the player backtracks with something like "no, I'm kidding." Possibly followed by a different action.
I'm not autistic (inb4 >autist)--while I don't pick up on insult-banter IRL very well, I get the other kinds of joking. So the "joking" retraction seems kind weird, because there's no change in tone of voice, and the action taken is within the expectations of how we usually play. Is the social cue the humorousness? Because so often, the "joke" isn't even close to funny.
And then I have to mentally backtrack what's going on in-character to before you attempted to be a clever ruseman, the game's admittedly-weak flow gets a speedbump, and we've wasted some time.
Does this bug anyone else? Does this even happen to anyone else?
>>43555851
I know exactly what you mean and it does bug me when it happens excessively.
Half the time the moves are ones they would make, but would be bad, so they back out to avoid the issue.
The other half the time they're just outlandish things they suggest doing just for reaction.
really tends to get annoying.
If you take an action, you accept the consequences. Joking about doing something stupid is fine, but doing something stupid, and then saying it was just a joke is not.
>>43555851
>I'm not autistic (inb4 >autist)--while I don't pick up on insult-banter IRL very well, I get the other kinds of joking. So the "joking" retraction seems kind weird, because there's no change in tone of voice, and the action taken is within the expectations of how we usually play. Is the social cue the humorousness? Because so often, the "joke" isn't even close to funny.
Are you sure you're not autistic? Your mother had you tested and all that?
