what's a cool reason to have a ruler or other person of power constantly wear a mask?
>>48005472
leprosy
pretending to be a different gendertranny leper
If they took off the mask, it would be extremely painful.
This
Does anyone actually use this place to play anything besides 5e with anime characters? Half the population is made up of BRs and those that aren't are either illiterate or sekrit club. Is there really no better alternative to actual physical tabletop?
>>48001337
You could try that one 3D tabletop game on steam.
Though it'd be sort of hard.
there's a couple others out there too.
And no, I'm not playing anime characters, Sioux Ex-Soldier is my guy.
>>48001337
I now us it for maps.
I make or upload a map for a setting I am going to use then load roll20 on a tablet for my players.
Works better than spending like 10 bucks for full color map copies that my players can crumple or stain, along with allowing them to make notes and I add location and be able to see them.
>>48001371
Tabletop Simulator's physics cause it to sperg out if you try using it for any sort of RPG. It's pretty exclusive to shit like card and board games.
Should vampires be sexualized?
They're corpses.
So yes, Goths will sexualize them.
rule 43 has no exceptions
Depends on your setting man.
What went wrong /tg/?
First codex of a new edition syndrome. Dark Angels had it for 6th.
>>47995650
Not having it be written by someone that has ever played the game.
>>47997910
It wasn't even good by 6E standards.
Made me optimistic that 40k was moving to a lower power level. Then Eldar and co hit. I sure love spending half an hour getting models out and deploying, them putting half of them back on the first turn.
>our sales are declining!
>quick, let's raise prices to make up for volume!
>our sales are still declining!
>quick, let's close a ton of our stores!
>our sales are still declining!
>quick, let's raise prices again, but also make sure not to ever do any research into how to help bring tabletop gaming to a 21st century audience!
>our sales are STILL declining!
>quick, let's invalidate the most popular armies, destroy the world we've spent three decades crafting and force people to buy entirely new armies and rule books!
>our sales are STILL declining!
>quick, let's increase the core update schedule from around once or twice a decade to around once or twice a year! Oh and also increase prices!
Seriously though, how are they not long dead and buried by now? Has anybody ever been able to connect them to illicit dealings (money laundering, shifting cash around for the Russian mob/arms dealers/ISIS/cartels/foreign intelligence)? If they've managed to survive this long there's absolutely no way they aren't deep in some really shady shit.
>>47994936
>Blah blah GW blah watermelon dying watermelon
Because sales are not actually declining?
>>47995063
Bullshit.
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>>47993824
You're right. Let's start off with a nice, neutral topic. Why is Dirty Secrets of the Black Hand the best book to come out of either WoD or CofD?
>>47993952
i prefer the new version for v20.
those familiar mages are where its at.
Can an oWoD vampire become host to a Bane?
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>>48025982
So did we just fuck up the edition number twice in a row?
>>48026036
Yeah, it should be #922 right now.
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wahey
>>48024583
Gisa x geralf rule 34 when
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Jump 73: Innistrad
>Seven of Swords (A desperate attempt to resolve a matter without conflict. The use of cleverness or outright deception to turn the tide in your favor.)
>Age: 40
>Location: Free Choice
Thraben sounds like a nice place.
>Identity: Church of Avacyn, Angel (-300)
>Drawbacks: Siblings Game (+300), Howlpack Hunt (+300), Court of the Three-Day King (+200)
>A Good Guest (1400)
This fits nicely with those 'know the letter and spirit of the local law' type perks, but in a different way. Filling in local traditions as needed.
>Avacyn Will Protect You (Free, Avacyn)
Good and evil are relative, but being a dick can not be allowed!
>Benevolent Protection (Free, Avacyn)
I am a giant skeleton with angel wings! Fear not, I am a friend to all children! Seriously, all I'm missing to go full-on crazy mode is a luchador mask.
>Warding (1300, Avacyn)
Does this count as making my own symbol a holy symbol in the future? ...Well, still worth it.
>Gather To Me (1200, Avacyn)
Give me your tired, your poor, your huddles masses...
>Archmage (1000, Avacyn)
Pretty sure this makes me at least a 6/6 white creature with flying now.
>Blessing (800, Avacyn)
A sliver of my power... is this letting me empower priests? Am I going full-on deity with this now?!
>Rest In Peace (500, Avacyn)
And now I can sanctify graves in such a way that they cannot be desecrated. Very nice.
>Take Shelter Beneath My Wings (200, Avacyn)
And now I can hear the peoples' prayers! I've made a terrible mistake. I'm going to have to run around wearing a mortal visage just so I don't get a big head. Dammit.
>Vault of the Archangel (0, Avacyn)
I... I give up. I've gone from the monster that hunts monsters to being a light-aligned minor deity. This is like Pelor the Burning Hate, turned upon itself.
>>48005436
So... honestly? The Sibling Game is what I think I'd have the most problems with. Those kids can raise an army of zombies, given enough time, and that's a concern I'll need to nip in the bud as quickly as possible. Wolves? Yeah, I'm pretty sure I'm well-equipped to deal with them, though I'll need to see whether I can find a way to cure them rather than putting them down. Though I think a lot of it is going to be me hovering overhead and laughing at them.
The court of the three-day king? Mm, well. That's going to be amusing. I expect that they will be slightly unsettled and annoyed, as my mortal visage will show little fear, but I'm sure others have bought into it before so it won't be entirely out of the ordinary. I shall be a benevolent ruler! It will be a party for them to enjoy. The wine shall flow freely, even if it seems a bit thick. We shall have the finest sweetmeats and desserts. And as things draw to a close, I shall stand up and make a speech.
"Gentlemen! Ladies! I daren't take too much of your time this late in the evening, but our third day is drawing to a close and I feel I must share a few words with you all before I enjoy my last meal tonight. It has been an honor to wear this crown. I feel as though I do not deserve it, but you have been so insistent, I could hardly refuse! This feast has been one for the ages, and I am flattered, as surprised as I might have been to be secreted here to take part in your festival. Of course, of course, I don't mean to wax poetic, but it's simply overwhelming. Ladies and gentlemen, I thank you for such a rich meal, and I promise you that I shall not let one bit of it go to waste."
At which point I drop my human visage, standing tall enough for my head to nearly brush the ceiling of the splendored hall, and give a wide, sharp-toothed skeletal smile to the collected vampires as I raise my gauntlet, prepared to eradicate them in one fell blow.
Creatures ain't got shit on MY instants.
>>48005436
Not the first time I've seen a light-themed skellington, oddly.
>>48014514
>that blush
Cestree lewd dmpc confirmed
>You wake up from cryo in the year 2244.
>Most humans are born from artificial wombs.
>females are raised as livestock. Most fetus are harvested for stem cells and those that are left are harvested for reproductive organs at ages 15 to 25 depending.
>The males are raised by machine caretakers. If any major defects appear before age 8 they are euthanized. These children are subject to boot camp style educations, those that fall behind have their rations cut to encourage them to work harder.
>After graduating (usually at ages 16 to 20) they are awarded a companion bot, citizenship, and full freedom to pursue their interests.
>They have all been conditioned since birth to focus on sciences, arts, and engineering.
>The machines are only semi-intelligent and are not truly self aware. They are a servant class that takes care of almost all manual and menial labor.
>Humans are ruled by a Meritocracy/ Technocracy. The family model has been entirely replaced and everyone is conditioned to see each other as brothers.
How do you react to this future?
>>48013034
Turn off the robots and see what happens
>>48013162
Either they turn them back on or face collapse.
>>48013034
YES!
because we need a new thread
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The original brexit.
>>47978821
Will we now see crowds of Europeans on the Beaches of Brighton waiting to be evacuated to the continent?
In case it'd be missed:
>>47977276
>And saying only the political elite is going to benifit is grossly dishonest. Go as your local cottage industry farmers how they feel about not being allowed to export without conforming to painfully expensive and unnessecary EU regs designed for much larger companies, but used to tar everyone.
Farmers were one of the biggest beneficaries of EU grants and migrant workers. I've spoken to my local farmers; one of them told me hoped they didn't leave or they weren't going to have anyone to do picking.
"Some people would say you could get local folk to do it"
"Then they're idiots, nobody's interested."
>>48018259
This could be pretty cool.
>>48018259
Ha
I get it
Last time you summoned Kiyohime and scoped out the Ryuudou Temple. This time, let's see what happens.
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You and your partner head back down the temple steps, the latter keeping a vice-like grip on your hand as you walk. Before long, you've exited the temple premises.
The sun has continued its movement through the sky, a quick glance at the time confirming that it's gotten to be the late afternoon already. You don't have much time before night falls, and when it does recon will become significantly more dangerous, so it's best to get your priorities out of the way now.
So then, where to?
[] Matou house
[] Einzbern castle/forest
[] Church
[] Back to your base, the Tohsaka house
[] Fuyuki Park
[] Shinto
[] Miyama
>>48009386
>Fuyuki Park
>>48009386
Let's go to the park
You decide to head to the Fuyuki Park. After all, it's one of the four locations where Tokiomi had told you that the Holy Grail was able to materialize, so it seems like a fair location to investigate.
The walk there is a fairly lengthy one, enough that by the time you've arrived the sun is hanging relatively low in the sky. Nonetheless, it's still light out and should be so for another couple of hours.
However, this thought doesn't even cross your mind. This is because, at the moment you reach the park, you feel a burning sensation race along the back of your hand, your Command Seals coming alight. Your eyes widen slightly as you mentally inform Kiyohime that there's a Master in the general area, though among the numerous people here it will be hard to tell who it is.
[] Investigate through sight along, don't risk anything.
[] Have Kiyohime spiritualize and search for another Servant.
[] Use magecraft to try and find another magus, though this will only work if they have their Circuits active.
generally just weird and random ideas you thought of.
>a whole city of druids that bond with a animal for life. sort of like how daemons work in the golden compass in that it says a lot about who you are as a person.
>>48000956
a semi deralict wizards tower with a hypercube of fun halfway up it. still trying to fill all the rooms... it never ends.
>>48000956
That isn't dumb idea. Maybe the animal companion you can pick depends on your social status? Lions and hawks are restricted to nobility, peasants have to contend with badgers and mice, and so on.
...this starts sounding like fantasy version if Pokemon
A race of tiny, shitty magical dudes who fly around and explore other planets, but never let any other races on their ship because they're extremely prone to disease, and bringing another race to their planet could make them go extinct.I don't even know why the fuck I came up with it, there's no reason for it
