why can't space marines have girlfriends or boyfriends?
>>48319391
Because I'm not putting a massive amount of resources and time into creating an Adeptus Astartes just to have them galavanting around for romance. Your post disgusts me, go an see the local Arbites.
>>48319391
They're supposed to be ultimate fighting machines, they whole life dedicated to war and war only. A partner is only a distraction from that and a potential weak point. Also Space Marines are supposed to be loyal to chapter and the Empire and to follow orders without question, not to be emotional.
>>48319391
Because they aren't humans. They are bio-engineered transhuman warrior monks crafted into living shock-weapons and dropped from orbit straight into action.
Conditioning, tradition, intent. It is considered an anomaly when they can even relate to human matters once fully indoctrinated into their chapter.
Benevolent liberators of Resdayn edition
>Tabletop/P&P RPGs
[Scrollhammer - Tabletop Wargame] http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Scrollhammer_2nd_Edition
Discussion in #Scrollhammer (irc.thisisnotatrueending.com (port 6667))
[UESRPG 1e + other TES RPGs] http://www.mediafire.com/uesrpg
Discussion in #UESRPG (same server)
>Lore Resources
[The Imperial Library] http://www.imperial-library.info/
[/r/teslore] http://www.reddit.com/r/teslore/
[UESP/Lore] http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Lore:Main_Page
[Pocket Guide to the Lore] https://docs.google.com/document/d/1AtsWXZKVqB4Q825_SwINY6z4_9NaGknXgeOknOCDuCU/edit
[Elder Lore Podcast] http://www.elderlore.wordpress.com/
[How to Become a Lore Buff] http://forums.bethsoft.com/topic/1112211-how-to-become-a-lore-buff/
>General Rules
This is NOT /tesg/ minus waifus, so behave properly.
No waifus or husbandos except for Mistress Therana.
Keep the MK/Lady N related squabbling to a minimum.
Previous Kalpa >>48288038
First for No one Bests an Orc!
can someone explain to me how the Redoran ended up being the dominant house, you would think that the devastating eruption and the chaos of an argonian invasion would be a perfect time for the Telvani to grab power, not to mention the fact that when it comes to fighting a bunch of lizards a powerful, ancient mages would be far more effective then a bunch of regular warriors
How can I optimize my Morrowind? I wanna play on a shitty laptop while I'm on vacation.
Dungeons & Dragons Fifth Edition General Discussion Thread
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Old Thread >>48297838
The moment of realising how fucked up this situation is... Edition
When have you got so far through a plan and realised how crazy it actually is? Or, what's the stupidest plan you've ever attempted to put into practice at the table?
What types of mundane things might a group of adventurers expect to see while traveling along a dirt road?
>>48315376
They could step on irritable earth elementals and genasi.
>Use ROCK SMASH?
>>48315342
Also, stat old man snail mount for my 4'11" small bunfolk beastmaster ranger /fighter cavalier with 3 1d12 lance attacks per round and 20AC
How do you tastefully include harems in a campaign?
>>48281525
Like this.
>>48281582
And like this.
>>48281601
And also like this.
How do you make a villain sexy and fun, without going into magical realm territory?
why does it have to be sexy
>>48277144
Rude. Kugasari is not a villain.
>>48277260
are you retarded?
That was a fair question considering the image posted.
Sick Beats Edition
Characterization Sub-Edition
Is there anything that can beat an Ordinatus? Also we talked about characterization, the consistencies of the books, and if it's Rowboat's fault for most of the Traitor Primarchs acting like edgy teenagers, a newfriend(I think) asked lore questions, we saw the ultimate Blackshield list, one WE Anon showed us his conversion and Scoria Anon is nearly done with his Scoria plus much more in the last thread >>48299601
Red Book Links:
https://sys.4chan.org/derefer?url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww2.zippyshare.com%2Fv%2Fs15Jqk1t%2Ffile.html
https://sys.4chan.org/derefer?url=https%3A%2F%2Fmega.nz%2F%23!Jx1UGCTI!vMJN89z7p8tiEC7YOAj477g6RxDtJ7culVLF3q3godg
HH Book 6 - Retribution PDF:
http://www.mediafire.com/download/8aqx9j3a8erqv8d/The_Horus_Heresy_Book_6_-_Retribution.pdf or
https://sys.4chan.org/derefer?url=https%3A%2F%2Fkat.cr%2Fthe-horus-heresy-book-6-retribution-pdf-t12199249.html
HHG FAQ - http://pastebin.com/iUqNrrA8
Official HH 7th Edition Errata (Updated January 2016) - http://www.forgeworld.co.uk/resources/fw_site/fw_pdfs/Horus_Heresy/Horus_Heresy_7th_Edition.pdf
Other official downloads: http://www.forgeworld.co.uk/Downloads#horusheresy
HH Rules:
Crusade Army List: http://www.mediafire.com/download/1lprm5vd99yafa3/
Mechanicum Taghmata Army List: https://mega.nz/#!LFwTjQ7B!mF0eVOY8P1MPT0a-QSXypXo_ZfskhYynD41PrkaTbD8
30k/40k Rules: https://mega.nz/#F!pFgm0RKR!J06C1gVYcjzNGsF8YNLsjQ!EVh0GZZS
30k/40k Rules and more (torrents): https://kat.cr/usearch/%22Forge%20World%22%20heresy%20user:epistolary/
30k Black Library: https://mega.nz/#F!0RlxDZQC!qAu9BaubWa3KeihJRmOcsg
Strawpoll links: http://www.strawpoll.me/10558764
First for cultural enrichment.
What do you think of these sprue tank traps I made?
Seekers dont need combi-weapons anymore.
Discuss.
No WIP thread on /tg/?!? Emperor's Teeth! That's HERESY!
>Citadel Painting Guides:
https://www.mediafire.com/folder/drb4mezm6792i/not_citadel_nothing_to_see_here
>Paint range compatibility chart across manufacturers
http://www.dakkadakka.com/wiki/en/Paint_Range_Compatibility_Chart
>Painting guides, Uniforms & Heraldry books, Painting Videos, Visions, ebooks and White Dwarves:
https://mega.co.nz#F!Wl5DAbCb!TYxZG4CgX_x-NJu7JBwbZQ
>Painting Videos only
https://mega.nz/#F!fkcliY4L!mhdmIs2lT3mFG3VwoLO8Qw
https://mega.nz/#F!XEJSFDCL!9ZZKiLi6M_wguI1uTpyjPg
https://mega.co.nz/#F!WUsUlSLb!556OumKLhusFd9Fw5dBMdA
>Fuckin Magnets how do they work?
[YouTube] How to Magnetize a Tyranid Carnifex (embed)
http://www.miniwargaming.com/magnet-guide
http://www.bolterandchainsword.com/topic/297605-tutorial-magnetisation/
>List of mini manufacturers for converting and proxy
http://pastebin.com/p6bVhGsg (embed)
>Stripping Paint
http://www.dakkadakka.com/wiki/en/Dakka_Modeling_FAQ:_How_to_Strip...
>Ventilate, motherfucker
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chronic_solvent-induced_encephalopathy
http://www.hse.gov.uk/pubns/indg273.pdf
I dare any of you to take a picture of your current /WIP/ and/or hobby station as it is at this moment.
Who dares show me their filth?!
>>48305591
Basically this repeated for my whole kitchen table. I eat on the floor now.
Anyone have tips for buildanpainting a Deredeo? Just finished cleaning and bending it last night.
>>48305637
Forgot my image like a common peasant
Altered Art Edition
>RESOURCES
>Official Site: Contains deck building rules and the current ban list.
http://www.mtgcommander.net
>Deck List Site: You can search for decks that other people have made. Authors often have comments that explain their deck’s strategy and card choices.
http://www.tappedout.net
>Another resource for commander discussion; they have an entire forum dedicated to discussing decks. People often make primers, which go into detail about how they built and play their deck.
http://www.mtgsalvation.com/forums/the-game/commander-edh
>Statistically see what everyone else puts in their commander decks based on what is posted to the internet.
http://www.edhrec.com/
>Find out what lands you can add to your deck, sorted by category, based on a chosen Commander’s color identity.
http://manabasecrafter.com/
>CARD SEARCHING
>Official search site. Current for all sets.
http://gatherer.wizards.com/
>Unofficial, but has GOAT search interface
http://www.magiccards.info
>altering perfection
>>48303916
>Implying there is only one version of perfect.
>>48303912
The art's nice enough, but the text is fucking atrocious. Really though, what >>48303916 said
I want the eldrazi to stay gone edition.
>What did you draft
>Who is going to midnight prerelease
>Sick pulls
>Crazy combo
Discuss all Eldritch Moon prerelease stuff here
http://mythicspoiler.com/ for full spoiler
I hope someone somewhere gets the triskadekaphobia tree combo. Would build around that Jank if I pulled it
I'm super nervous anons. I'm gonna be way too tired to get up for the prerelease tomorrow but I want to do well anyway.
Dungeon Meshi Chapter 26
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>How to Jumpchain
https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B1qb0_OLhDrDNjZmRG02SDFaRVk/view
>Last Thread
>>48311258
Can we use the companion options in Overlord MMO to pick someone from in setting?
>>48319665
video related?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xkrr0guu9cA
>>48319683
Generally unless it says you can you can't.
Previous thread
>>48311506
>Rules databases
https://mega.nz/#F!BxI1HSgI!0tKymKh9RZTzGpgIA5EyCg
>FAQ’s and Errata (outdated but official)
https://www.games-workshop.com/en-GB/Rules-Errata
>40k 7th edition quick reference sheet(s).
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/4104995/Games/7edRef.pdf
>Forgeworld Book index
http://www.dakkadakka.com/wiki/en/Forge_World_and_Apocalypse_Rules_Index
> The Black Library(Stay the fuck away from the clowns)
https://mega.nz/#F!wx4BiKhD!YhnAf1BqSmAB8dO6xDM56Q!c4pGAJDb
> Space 0Din's fanfiction(nsfw) [Beastiality][Rape][Bondage][HandHolding][Cuckholding][French][WaterSports][InterpretiveDance][31WaysToRoastChicken][Yuri][ProlongedEyecontact][Interspecies][MindBreak][StarwarsChristmasSpecial][GermanEletroYodel]
https://www.dropbox.com/s/lsx27fo3rq2x7tk/Codex%20-%20Orks%207th%20Edition%20Update%20[Space%20Odin](2016).pdf?dl=0
Posted my list right as the new one was made. Wew. Reposting:
1/2
Farsight Crisis Cadre
(Everything has Bonding Knife)
Tau Empire: Codex (2015) (Combined Arms Detachment) (1469pts) - Farsight Enclaves
HQ (385pts)
Commander (200pts) (Warlord)
XV8-02 Crisis 'Iridium' Battlesuit
Command and Control Node, Multi-spectrum Sensor Suite, Puretide Engram Neurochip, Shield Generator, Stimulant Injector
(Goes in the Missile Pod unit with Advanced Targeting Systems)
Commander (185pts)
XV86 Coldstar Battlesuit
Shield Generator, Stimulant Injector
(Anti-air and harrasing unit)
Troops (1084pts)
Dual Burst Cannon x 5 - XV8 Crisis Battlesuits (215pts)
Dual Burst Cannon x 5 - XV8 Crisis Battlesuits (215pts)
(Mainstay units, anti-horde and screening unit for the Missile teams)
Dual Missile Pod x 6 with Advanced Targeting System - XV8 Crisis Battlesuits (336pts)
(Warlord bunker, Semi anti-air, main firepower unit and objective holder)
Dual missile Pod x 6 - XV8 Crisis Battlesuits (318pts)
(Secondary unit, secondary firepower unit, intended to be used as an additional bunker should the other missile pod unit take too many casualties, objective holder #2)
Praise Slaanesh
>>48320527
2/2
Tau Empire: Codex (2015) (Combined Arms Detachment) (927pts) - Farsight Enclaves
HQ (185pts)
Commander (185pts)
XV86 Coldstar Battlesuit
Shield Generator, Stimulant Injector
(Anti-air and harrasing unit)
Troops (742pts)
Dual Fusion Blaster x 2 - XV8 Crisis Battlesuits (106pts)
Dual Fusion Blaster x 2 - XV8 Crisis Battlesuits (106pts)
Dual Fusion Blaster x 2 - XV8 Crisis Battlesuits (106pts)
(I have 2 knight players, and half the players in my area uses Superheavies, and generally a ton of high-AV targets, so I need something other than Missile teams to deal with that. Viable to be used against 2+ saves, especially multi-wound T4 models, and can make themselves useful as objective holders otherwise. Will mostly start in reserves)
Dual Plasma x 4 - XV8 Crisis Battlesuits (212pts)
Dual Plasma x 4 - XV8 Crisis Battlesuits (212pts)
(Anti-MEQ/TEQ units, intended to be the scalpel to the hammer that my missile suits are. Will stay back, and either jump out from behind one of the larger units to do their work, or go around the flank to get to backfield long-range units.)
My main concern is long range firepower, since even 36" isn't really enough to deal with the mass amount of 60"+ range that a lot of the players field, so I am relying heavily on a quick deepstrike in to destroy the threat, or blocking LoS. From what I gather, the players in my area only ever complain about Markerlights, Stormsurges and Riptides (Despite fielding multiple Superheavies themselves), so I am kinda worried that I am lacking the tools to properly deal with them, or survive their shooting phases. I just really wanted to try a super-mobile army of nothing but crisis suits, I just need to figure out where the weaknesses lie, and how I can play around it.
Given the age and vastness of Western fantasy tradition, how come that everyone nowadays views "elves, dwarfs, halflings" as the "default" set of races to treat in a game, rather than, like, "centaurs, fairies, trolls, goblins" or "werewolves, mermaids, giants, dwarfs" or really any other combination like that?
Because Tolkien invented the allegedly vast Western tradition.
>>48319988
>what are Greek mythology, European folklore, classical literature and fairytales
Tolkien and/or D&D are default fantasy in the popular mindset, therefore, their default is western fantasy's default. That's literally it.
>In our region, a human or an animal has not fallen ill for three centuries nor are any monsters nearby. The reason for this, dear adventurers is that __________________________.
>we are all undead and monsters don't eat zombi e flesh
>>48314368
We're all undead.
>We simply do not acknowledge when people do fall ill and sick.
The elves of this setting are now Slavs.
The dwarfs are Dutch.
The goblins are Polynesian.
The merpeople are Canadian.
The fauns are Mexican.
The trolls are from Seattle.
The humans are Greek.
The minotaurs are from the Deep South.
The giants are Jewish.
IN A WORLD WHERE ALTERNATIVE CULTURAL STEREOTYPES HAVE BEEN USED IN LIEU OF ORIGINAL CONTENT, WHAT JOKES COULD BE PREDICTED?
>Slav elves
Rowlings?
>Mexican fauns
Del Toro?
>Deep South Minotaurs
Fenoxo?
>Greek humans
Now you're just being unbelievable
>>48304902
>The merpeople are Canadian.
something something, the punchline is cuckoldry
>>48305640
Isn't the original story of merpeople cuckoldery from Denmark, though? They even acknowledge it in the manga (weirdly, you rarely if ever see Danish merpeople).
