>>48331618
At first, I hated Demogorgon.
Then, I felt bad about that, because Orcus seemed okay, and those two have been around the longest.
Then, I realized that Orcus is the goddamned Sam Haight of DnD, so it's actually okay to hate Demogorgon too.

>>48331618
I'm not mad at all, because I cast motherfucking fireball.

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>>48331618
Not just "demogorgon", he's THE Demogorgon.

>>48331063
Just toss the game aside and fuck. It's much more fun and much easier logistically.

>>48331063
Sex

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>>48331063
Failing that, shitty wizard thread

>To this day I never....
>Except when I did.

Lol

But in my experience all my evil campaigns boil down to nobody being really sure how to play evil and being chaotic neutral instead.

>To date, I have never been able to run a That Guy campaign without it degenerating into everyone acting like That Guy.

Why would you expect any different?

>>48330849
Playing an Evil campaign = mindset of "We Have To Try To Be Evil!" = That Guy derpfest because they only understand Evil alignment in terms of silly cliches.

Honestly it's better to frame it in terms of background details.

>you're all the retainers of a robber baron - rough, ragged men-at-arms, neer do wells and brigands
>you're members of a blood cult looking to overthrow the priest-kings who have persecuted you for centuries
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I refuse to accept your interpretation of /tg/.
Don't judge us by the worst of us.

For grimdark, Junger's "Storm of Steel" or Sajer's "Forgotten Soldier" are right up there

>>48330397
>Thirteen dudes want to slay a dragon
>random pudgy homebody gets drafted into helping
>pretty awesome guy helps sometimes, but fucks off with no warning over and over
>pudgy guy does almost all the work of getting them to the dragon
>some dude not even in the party kills the dragon (with an assist by the pudgy dude)
>ends in a...
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>>48330030
Relax, faggot. No one cares what you fap to.
Now fuck off, and delete the thread after you.

>>48330030
I let my friend borrow my phone and I left vore pictures open on it.

End my fucking life...

>>48330030
I was half drunk and looking at funny pictures during my 5e game (my guy was unconscious and everyone was looting the balor horde and left me there smoldering slightly). They asked me what was so funny so I linked them the /k/ thread about tge guy who got a Remington shotgun barrel stuck in his ass.
I can't hide my incredibly different sense of humor anymore.

>>48343659
Frankenstein

>>48343659
regarding 'favorite 5e monster' I think I might need to wait until Volo's Guide to Monsters comes out.
Also I might need to read the MM.

Mimics will always be my favorite monster to use. I can't really use them as chests anymore since players will just see it coming a mile away now

>>48329241
that makes 0 sense

fuck these threads

>>48329263

>Players get let off the leash
>They promptly rocket through a myriad of content and trials to the thing they most want.
>Players leap eagerly into the content they like the most, DM watches carefully and records what the players did and did not enjoy for future adventures.

A thread died for this idiot overeager to share some hot video he saw on imgur

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I'm also gonna just post Zakus for a bit so maybe someone will see this thread.

>>48329128

You might want to try /pol/ or /b/ for that.

>>48329128
Trump for president 1916

>>48329128
[INCOHERENT SCREAMING]

>>48329098
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Susuk

>>48329098
>Cursed splinters?

sure, why not
you could have a splinter from the wood of a cursed house or temple and a little bit of the curse goes with you until you get it out

freak your players out, be like "roll to remove the splinter" and if they fail it stays with them

>>48329098
>Then ent strikes you for 2d10 damage
>You take 1d10 damage each round until you can manage a heal check to remove splinters.

>>48328744
Wizard, obviously.

>>48328744
>>48328772
The Dwarf-only Arcane Battle-Smasher archetype. They wield an over-sized waraxe or -hammer primarily, but they can use just about any simple or dwarven weapon of an overly sized proportion.
They specialize in medium armor and can trade spellslots for "counterspell", which is a concentration check with an attackroll that does force damage equivalent to Smite except with d4s

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>>48328744

The Bard.

>>48328626

I used to, many years ago. But over time it got more and more depressing to see these places lying idle and unused, never to be explored by real people. I got so sick of seeing my ideas folders and being reminded of that that I hid them in cupboard. Then every time I got something from that cupboard I'd remember the folders and feels bad. In the end I burned them all in my back garden.

>>48328626
Yes.
We have all types here.
There is a world building general thread up usually.

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>>48328626
I gave up on worldbuilding years ago, much like I gave up on life.
>pic related

>>48328596
In 4e, there are four basic roles: Leader, Defender, Striker, and Controller. Each class falls under one of these roles, though the specifics of how they do so are unique. Leaders heal and improve allies' capabilities (and tend to be the party face), Defenders draw fire and tangle up enemy forces (and are more durable, so they can survive traps and falls and such better), Strikers deal the most damage and have the best mobility (and typically have exploration-based skillsets), Controllers apply disabling effects...
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>>48328596
>I snubbed it upon learning that characters could freely take levels in any number of classes they wanted with virtually no restrictions.

holy shit

>>48328596
D&D 5e is the latest edition, and don't worry, it doesn't use THAC0. It uses the same basic "roll a d20, add relevant modifiers, compare to target number" mechanic that 3e and 4e used, and the six basic stats are all still there. There are a few big changes that are worth noting, since you've been away for so long.

To elaborate on how multiclassing works in 3e and 5e (I can't speak for 4e since I haven't played it), instead of having parallel classes with their own experience...
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>>48327981
Do you mean in the sense of other roguelikes?

>>48327981

Niggers & Nincompoops.

>>48327999
Yeah, or games like Chapter Master or Dominions, things like that.

>>48327620
I think you should keep /qst/ shit on /qst/

Links for those interested in the quest:

>>>>/qst/379238
>http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=left%20beyond
>http://emlia.org/pmwiki/pub/web/LeftBeyond.LeftBeyond.html

Thinking about it, pretty much any Supernatural campaign could work with this as a backdrop, with the obvious exception of Vampire due to the whole eternal global daylight thing. I've been wanting to run...
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>>48327640

Jawohl Mein Führer!