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Any outdoor fucking stories or y'all virgins? ITT: tell stories of losing your virginity outside, perhaps fucking a sexy girl at some camp, campfire, tent, hike, outdoors, etc
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>Total 795kg
>Stacy sees
>we fuck like rabbits
>screams my name like an angel
>Chad!!!
When I was teen-aged me and a bunch of friends had a drinkin' party in the woods by the train tracks. being a square that i was i had prepared properly. SO by around 3am when everyone was passing out under bushes and in the dirt, i had a warm sleeping bag, spare socks, gatorade, extra cigabutts, etc. anyway this one cutey named matt (also my name aww) who was a year younger than me (he was probably 16 at the time) was all cold and shivvery so i let him climb into my sleebin bag with me. in the dark we played with each other's dicks all night with a bunch of drunk intolerant rednecks all around us. it was really my first gay experience and was exhilerating af
Hey /out/.
I have been in the army for a few months now and every ruck march we go totally annihilates my feet. I have tried moleskin, double socks and foot powder. But my feet still get destroyed. Any other military members or hikers have other suggestions or tips? Or should I just suck it up.
>>742148
What symptoms are you having? "Destroyed my feet" can mean a lot of things here.
>>742148
Hiker here; never worn army boots but I'll let slip what I did to stop wearing blisters.
I wear my shoes tighter. Blisters are caused by friction so you gotta annihilate that friction Anon.
I want to know what type of damage you have.
#33-">tfw no 10/10 qt3.14 fishin buddy to make me jelly" Edition
Well my coworker was supposed to come out this afternoon so he could break in that new #20 PowerPro. Idk what happened, he's probably tryin to deal with his crazy ass wife.
More fish for me.
Let's talk about fishin.
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>>745237
>>746886
could you fish a poppin pad crasher like a normal pad crasher? I mean if you did it slow enough would'nt that be like getting a 2 in 1?
>>746936
I dunno. I think it'd be a little bit harder to walk the dog with a popper.
Moved to Texas from Florida coast. WHat are the lake/river anglers opinion on Circle hooks? FL law requires them if you are bait fishing.
Best watch for going /out/ - recommendations?
>>740239
I use a chep timex weekender. If would use one of those cheap casio bin ladens only for the chronometer function.
Timex do some great /fa/ outdoors style
Plus they're cheap & reliable.
Thinking about spending my hard earned shekels on this raised tent. It's pretty pricy so I'm curious to see what /out/ has to say about it.
Is it a piece of shit?
Why do you want a raised tent in the first place?
I have a 1lb, 1 person tent that cost me 120 bucks and I've been using it for years. Even in heavy rain, never any problems so long as you're smart about it.
>>740736
No, shit comes out of your anus and is a byproduct of your digestive processes. Thats a tent.
>>740736
I take it you're a car camper? You couldn't pay me to lug that thing around.
I'm on a back-country trail crew for 5 months started mid-May and I need to figure out some footwear. A good work boot that I can also hike in.
Something designed for wildlands firefighting or logging would probably be ideal, yeah? Obviously I don't want a toe-cap and the 3" heels on a lot of loggers seem like it would be awful to cover a lot of ground in. I'd also like boots I can get re-soled.
Been looking at White's and Danners. The White's are cheaper than the Danners but not by a lot. How do they compare to each other?
Any feedback?
Am I overthinking this and my Merrells will be fine?
Is a steel toe a requirement for your job?
>>734900
Nope
>>734875
Am I overthinking this?
Yup. Get something comfortable.
How do you carry it? I usually just take a roll and put it on a plastic bag and into the backpack it goes, but is so bulky, specially when you are 4+ days in the trail and every inch of space counts. I was thinking that next time I'll just wrap some into a piece of cardboard or whatever. Is there a better way? What's your experience guys?
>>737058
I usually bring a roll and a trowel and press the roll flat, when I am short in sully, I try to nick some from the local mountain hut or shit in the river and wash as often as I can.
It weighs almost nothing, dude. I just take an almost finished roll (I mean how much do you need to take, really) from the house and thats' it done.
On long trips (a week plus) I take a wash cloth which I can use to clean my bunghole.
>>737058
Baby wipes in a ziplok bag. Anything else = fail
Have any of you ever had to defend yourself from a wild animals while /out/?
>>743162
Yes son, I did. It was the most traumatizing experience I ever head, and I thank my lord and savior I made it alive.
>be me in 2015
>be inna Scottish Highlands
>be really happy because air is so clear and not polluted, it is a joy to breath
>little did I know that this very breath will bring up the most dreaded and bloodthirsty creature the northern hemisphere knows
>the CO2 in my breath lures this killer to me, no way to escape his fine senses, no way to hide or outrun him
>Midges, thousands of the little fuckers, a black cloud of midges
>adrenaline rushing into my brain, all instinct says fight for your life, no giving up
>the rest of it is blurred into one bloody rage, I went berserk and must have killed hundreds of them
>hours later I find myself alone in a secluded bothy, badly bruised and bleeding, but still alive
>I will never forget the day, never been this close to death, never starred directly into his ugly face before, but at least now I am not afraid anymore
>I AM NOT AFRAID
I shot a bear that was acting aggressively
>>743169
No you didn't.
>tfw no Bavarian /out/ dyke gf
https://youtu.be/S9E3a5v-zec
>>741591
what the actual fuck
>>741591
I wonder if she has a kinky German sex dungeon?
Get rekt Lilly.
>>741591
This channel will never be worth watching from an /out/ perspective. Lilly's goes downhill as she gets more sociable.
What is the most /out/ country in the world?
>>733486
USA and its hat.
As for laws to camp, hunt, camp anywhere, etc.? USA and Canada. For the scenery? That's subjective. I personally like the lakes and flat land of Michigan and Minnesota. Others may prefer more mountainous views. Others like tropical areas.
>>733492
Doesn't it depend on the region? Places like Illinois are pretty cucked for /out/, same with places like Eastern Alberta.
Legal age edition.
>protip; old schrades are god-tier.
I have a craftsman (by schrade) from before schrade when nips-up and it is fucking awesome. didn't have a great edge on day one but man, sharpened it up and i like it better than a buck. really grown to love this thing the last ~18 years or so
>>731465
yeah.. and the nice thing about em, is knife forums don't recognize them as any sort of collectables yet.. and people find their grand dads or fathers old schrade and post em on eBay for like 5 bucks. I've gotten so many great ones off ebay for like dirt cheap. The early version of the extreme survivals [large ass knife] is a great fucking steel, and way better than the new ones they push out.
>>731461
What's the bump limit again? 200 posts? 250 posts? What!? It's 310 posts?
have you ever found anything cool or valuable while /out/?
i found a leatherman in the sand while fishing once and countless lures, Once when i was a child on my parents farm i found what i thought to be a cool looking rare stone, it was amber colored and mildly transparent. It turned out to be a half sucked cough lozenge that had been sitting in the weather long enough to give the impression of a stone.
I once found a cheap multitool while fishing and I recovered a 20m Forest loggers tape by stihl which was buried under a fallen tree
Found a stash of tranny porn magazines from the 80's in a box in the woods here in north Georgia. Almost feel like it was destiny because I'm actually a tranny myself.
Yes I'm completely serious.
#32- "Empty Bank Account, Full Tackle Box" Edition
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>>743531
Still stoked on Anon from yesterday actually doing research and getting on the most comprehensive lure setup I have ever seen a new angler buy.
About to try the lake for an hour or two and fux around with more Texas rigs. Tomorrow is Friday at least, hopefully everybody gets out to the lake or sea this weekend.
Let's talk about fishin.
>>745234
I don't see why anything like that would be an issue, even in a carry-on bag. If you end up buying a lot of stuff, you could always just mail it back home.
>>745241
Ive no idea, i imagine your cuck ass country has a hardon for sharp metal objects at security.
The EU is utter shit, but i can pretty much seamlessly go from country to country...
>>745247
Even if they didn't want it on the plane for some reason, you could just put it in a checked bag.
I'm just stoked you can bring lighters on the plane again. I can light up a cig right after the flight without having to wait for my bag first.
Would I be a fool to move from the USA (PNW specifically) to southern Germany as a passionate /out/doorsman?
>>738813
have you find a job or something?
>>738813
yes
>/out/doors are not even near as good
>freedom you can't even compare
>Germans will even regulate at hours you can take a dump
>rapefugees are invading Germany and will turn it into a muslim country in a couple decades.
Don't seem the kinda place where you want to live and start a family,
If the money are good then go for it and get back to US to enjoy your monies and comfyness.
I'm have put thought into do the same thing op. But can forget it if aren't familiar with the language, culture, and income.
I've been taking German for 3 years now and am still not confident language wise with living there. If you plan winging it and learning from the native speakers, you're going to have a tuff time. Seriously. And don't expect them to speak English for you either, a lot of doors of opportunity will shut quickly. It's the same way hear. You wouldn't want a foreigner to move to your country and request you speak their language.
This is also going to be a huge adjustment in living standards for you. If you don't have any connections, family, or friends already live abroad then your starting from scratch in a country you completely new to. Consult others and possibly fellow Germans as frequently before you commit to planning this.
hey /out/, anyone have grizzly bear experience or live in an area where grizzlies frequent?
i am moving to alaska and i will be living along a salmon run on the south coast. i plan on doing a lot of canoe camping and other /out/ stuff, exploring the different parks, etc.
i have plenty of black bear experience. if you shout and run at them they bolt. but grizzlies are a little more intimidating.
i hear from online sources that you are supposed to deescalate grizzly encounters by laying face down on the ground if they approach close enough to make contact, and have bear spray on you as a deterrent.
i hear from other people, though, that you should really be armed when going /out/ in grizzly territory in case things turn ugly. so, im seriously considering picking up a .44
i dont want to be the dipshit that lost his cool and slayed a majestic beast unnecessarily, though, b/c i got scared and misread the bear's body language
anyone got any advice or tips for me?
also general bear stories thread
>>744301
Get a 44.
>>744301
Idk about you, but fuck laying down if a giant grizzly is charging me.
How many anons here carry a gun and bear spray? Always sounds like one or the other, but the OP got me thinkin about possibly carrying both. Spray the thing first so you don't have to kill it, and then the gun as a backup.
Only thing with that is if the bear spray doesn't work, it will probably sufficiently pissed off and you won't even have time to reach for a gun.
>>744310
Both are effective
I would personally carry a gun.
