Vore thread
Old horse: >>25122701
>>25260391
Non-animooted versions: 1
>>25260405
Damnit, now Twilight is going to have meat farts again.
Would anyone be upset if this actually became canon?
I feel like it would take more guts to have her accept rather than reject, as one clearly changes the status quo.
He's a fucking kid
I'm already pissed about it, she's my fucking favorite pony, but canonize it and I'll dump her to the bottom of the shit list like the race traitoring whore she'd be. Spike's already there.
>>25271664
I don't think its going to happen. I think there will be an episode where spike accepts this relationship will never work out.
>you will never help your pone mom cook dinner
>she will never awkwardly tell you that you are adopted despite how obvious it is
>she will never cradle you close at night while you rest in bed
;_; Mah feels
cowboy henk in equestria
Previously on Hijack: >>25225735
Catch up here: http://anonpone.pineapplecomputing.com/hijack/
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Current Character + Movelist: http://pastebin.com/tHAxiBgZ
Current Inventory: http://pastebin.com/V4h6Wxz7
Current Character's Combo List: http://pastebin.com/Ua26s9is
===Are you ready?Fantastic.Let's begin.
>>25268522
>You give the area a cursory scan.
>Compared to the intense damage found on the interior of the administration building you had recently blown the doors to...
>...Honestly, everything here seems fairly normal.
>Just like another sunny day in the complex.
>Well, that is, except for the occasional puddle of transluscent goop.
>Ahead of where you are standing, you see a row of small housing structures.
>Each looks to be the right size for a squad of four ponies to shack up in.
>Out of the corner of your eye, a door slams shut.
>Probably not the wind, honestly.
>To you left is the field, where recruits are perform drills.
>From here, you can't make anything out aside from the occasional jungle gym or slide.
>It also seems like there are more goo puddles around the area.
>And to your right seems to be a direct path around this area of the complex.
>Keys speaks up when she notices you looking at the path.
>"Oh! That's the track. We usually have the recruits go for a jog every morning if they are feeling up to it! It's practically a straight shot to the armory if we follow it!"
>What's the plan?
>>25268528
Run the trackafter having a go on a slide.
>>25268528
Take the spooky one's advice then.
PREVIOUSLY ON THE CRIMES AGAINST NATURE PROGRAM
>>25216256
>What is this thread about?
Half human and half pony/other Equestrian species offspring.
>What are the rules?
There are no thread specific rules, do what you want.
>What is the continuity (world/characters/attributes)?
Whatever you want it to be. Everything is a variable, there are no absolutes. Characters, names, genders, personalities, relationships, backgrounds, writing style, genre. If you want to know the common headcanons of certain characters, read some stories or ask the thread.
Searchable Archive:
http://anonpone.pineapplecomputing.com/search/?tags=satyr
Story by Parent:
http://pastebin.com/qFf46ep5 (embed)
Author List:
http://pastebin.com/RFgtrECq (embed)
Satyrs by Parent:
http://pastebin.com/uBqbm6eq (embed)
Dropbox
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/d94jlx7pgl5gg34/AABM4w-okI70GyrbCsVNee9Ga?dl=0
Need some proofing done? Or want to throw ideas around?
Add one of the Skypes below!
[NEEDS UPDATING]
>>25265271
Why would an Anon interact with a satyr from someone else?
If you want to write about Satyr vs Adult, then it could be Mr Cake, or Big Mac, or Twilight Sparkle, or whatever. Adding more Anons can confuse things.
>>25265565
He has a point, plus I feel like stories that feature prominetly as satyr vs. satyr interactions are weak compared to acting with cannon characters, since they actually have standard reactions and blocks of emotions vs their children who have no cannon personalities.
>>25265377
>Melody tries her own experiment with Muddle after hearing their results
>She over prepares and wears rainboots and a poncho
>>25265632
More stories like this would be nice
#28
Last thread: >>25229137
Pastebin.com/Cbq6cZ4L (embed)
Only retards number their generals.
>touching the cow
>>25262744
Is that an ice deer Goku she has summoned?
Can we have a nice and comfy butterpone thread?
Remember, being kind makes your waifu happy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQs-W7_gFrM
butterfags where are you
>Don't forget the silly edition Edition
Anon has finally been brought to justice. Justice means no dessert and going to bed early.
Previous thread
>>25031679
Pastebins:
http://pastebin.com/u/Wand_of_inferno
http://pastebin.com/u/Mythd
http://pastebin.com/u/A-nonMoose
http://pastebin.com/u/Aftercase
http://pastebin.com/u/Shardok
http://pastebin.com/u/MLPNope
http://pastebin.com/u/Slownon
http://pastebin.com/u/shrimpasta
http://pastebin.com/u/Davyjones635
http://pastebin.com/u/jubileewritefag
http://pastebin.com/u/Zelis
http://pastebin.com/u/dungeoncrawler
http://pastebin.com/u/Spritejunkee
First for cuddle sluts.
>>25260039
We should point out which writefags are inactive in the pastebins
Like, adding next to the pastebins a time out thingy
Can we have an Octavia thread?
I want to bury my face in Octavia's ass and huff her sweaty, musky asshole.
Her mane, too. It's just so thick and lustrous. She's a beautiful pone and I can't help but associate the deepest, most primal of erotic scents to her being. If she allowed it I would worship every inch of her incredibly sexy body. Fuck.
Sick of seeing Octavia threads get 5-10 posts in and then die, let's try to keep this one alive
>>25259188
Hear hear.
It's been raining pretty heavily lately, and I'm going on a bit of a road trip into the city for the weekend, so I'm in an Octavia sort of mood.
>>25258614
Also this, but without the ass stuff.
Revival Edition
>Be driving home from work
>See this
>You know the next bus won't be for another 90 minutes
>The temperature is steadily dropping
>It will be nightfall in less than an hour
>It's not a well lit road
>What do?
Strayanon Pastebin:
http://pastebin.com/uZpEN319
>>25254005
should we move to another general?
>>25254022
I really don't think you have much choice.
Eh, might be a good idea. I'll keep writing the story regardless.
Any suggestions?
>No one made a new thread for 3+ hours
Seriously?
So in this thread anon is turned into a little and cute colt by the act of Discord who is now his dad and now our little anon has to learn about his new life on Equestria.
Last thread >>25019479
Erf
http://pastebin.com/u/Erf1111
George
http://pastebin.com/D0wLPdkt
Hoers (MIA/Dead)
http://pastebin.com/SiZ1QV12
Whoops, real last thread
>>25146645
ok boys and girls looks like we got another thread
Erf's Discord is great.
>What is Flutterrape?
Flutterrape is a collection of stories about ponies trying to have sex with Anon, the only human in Equestria. While the title implies that it is Fluttershy trying to rape Anon, others may follow in her hoofsteps and attempt their own versions of >rape. There are different versions of Flutterrape, but most are lighthearted stories about the ponies failing in their comical attempts to get into Anon’s pants. Just because your story has Anon in it, doesn't mean it fits in this thread. Check other threads (Pie, AiE, etc) about story content before posting.
Author List: http://pastebin.com/eG8iY7Wy
Request Bin: http://pastebin.com/rZU1Hbqy
Add for Skype: flutter.priest
Old thread: >>25051671
Thread Archive: https://desustorage.org/mlp/search/subject/Flutterrape/
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>How do I start writing?
Writing these stories is very easy. Write in the second person and preface your lines with ‘>’. This is what turns normal text into greentext.
Writing Guides:
http://pastebin.com/uXvpYYzS
http://pastebin.com/bnMmZ2T3
http://pastebin.com/r6dTpd3j
>>25241467
Man, I want a drunk Fluttershy to come onto me. I could sleep with her and then sneak off in the middle of the night so she wouldn't remember and would go back to trying to rape me because she doesn't know I like it.
Old thread
>>25160372
Reminder: This mare is -Lewd- and as such, must not be teased.
![188841__safe_solo_twilight+sparkle_glasses_book_dialogue_artist-colon-the+weaver_teasing[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/0p0EEHn.png "188841 safe solo twilight+sparkle glasses book dialogue artist-colon-the+weaver teasing[1]")
>>25239907
Bugpone needs more love
>>25238821
>you will never be bros will male bugpone
why live /mlp/?
>>25238821
Changelings are just so misunderstood. Pretty damn cute too
Waifu thread?
>Why is she your waifu?
>How long has she been your waifu?
>Are you true to her?
>>25230609
i don't have a waifu
>>25230613
me too
>>25230609
Unicorn Twilight was my waifu.
I only strayed when she did. I succumbed to temptation and fapped it to Teen Cadance, Celestia, Maud, Pinkie, Flutters, Octavia and even Diamond Tiara.
Not RD or Rara though. I have some standards.
