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>>25160372
Reminder: This mare is -Lewd- and as such, must not be teased.
![188841__safe_solo_twilight+sparkle_glasses_book_dialogue_artist-colon-the+weaver_teasing[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/0p0EEHn.png "188841 safe solo twilight+sparkle glasses book dialogue artist-colon-the+weaver teasing[1]")
>>25239907
>>25240020
Jokes on Dash, she can't tell the difference between boys and girls.
![262056__twilight+sparkle_rainbow+dash_suggestive_comic_vulgar_artist-colon-the+weaver_teasing_human+fetish[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/ahkOcDN.png "262056 twilight+sparkle rainbow+dash suggestive comic vulgar artist-colon-the+weaver teasing human+fetish[1]")
>>25239907
>>25240020
maybe she can tease me?
So this new album is coming out for Christmas this year. Where have Twilight Sparkle's wings gone?
>>25240185
>Christmas
>not Hearthswarming Eve
C'mon anon, you think the SJWs ans ACLU would let them get away with that?Still want to believe though.
>>25240216
sauce: http://www.businesswire.com/news/home/20151027006164/en/Hasbro-Studios-Sony-MusicLegacy-Recordings-Release-Pony
>>25240231
Well I'll be.
>>25240185
>>25240216
>>25240231
>>25240248
I won't even comment on you, mongrels. Have some wings.
>>25240259
my what big...wings you have there, Princess.
>>25240259
I'll be glad to see the day all Twilycorn art is burned to ash by canonically removed wings and crown.
>>25240279
You're just a selfish bastard, I get it. Now wings.
>>25240315
I'm not alone. And you're just as selfish as me, wingophile.
>>25240326
>wingophile
And I thought I saw all...
>>25240326
I ain't selfish, I'd love Twilight either way, you wingophobe.
>>25240357
>wingophobe
Okay. NOW it's all.
>>25240357
Wingophobic? Nah you're just uniphobic
Staring at my head watching my horn bulging
![tumblr_mksxnp2mTO1sn0j3wo1_1280[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/IOTcHO9.jpg "tumblr mksxnp2mTO1sn0j3wo1 1280[1]")
>>25240382
Pfffth, as a supporter of unicorns as the master race, I gotta say you crazy. I'm just a huge Twilightphile tbh.
>>25240382
>uniphobic
>>25240397
>tumblr
>Nazi
Irony
Unicorns -are- the Master Race, though.
all pone twiggies are master race
Any worthwhile writefags in this thread? Pastebins?
>>25240773
This thread's been barren for years.
>>25240773
Not sure, there was that fruit fellow not so long ago, but here, have some related bins.
http://pastebin.com/u/Rubick_Magus
http://pastebin.com/u/X-Roads
http://pastebin.com/u/NamelesslyAnon
http://pastebin.com/u/NightlyTwilightFic
http://pastebin.com/u/somewritefag
http://pastebin.com/u/onlythedead
>>25241032
Ah, I figured every nightly thread would have some, but I guess Twilight has been written to death already or are being written elsewhere.
>>25241088
I'll check these out when I'm sufficiently bored and need something to read. Thanks.
>>25241240
Let me know if there's anything worth reading anon.I hope you like book reports.
>>25238389
>>25241689
Muh empress.
I want to get lewd with this mare.
>>25241792
What's holding you back?
>>25241810
Her non-existence.
>>25241817
Ah! Right... Sorry, almost forgot about that. The reminder seem to be belated.
>>25241792
Thanks for the blog update. I love to know what people in this thread are up to and learn as much as possible about the urges that are currently possessing their minds. But it sucks that I can't tell you apart. You should use some explicit form of identification.
>>25241909
This tbh.
>>25241909
>>25242076
Samefag, tbh.
>>25241909
>>25242076
This tbh.
>>25242108
>>25242129
Samefag, tbh.
>>25242131
>That horseshoe insignia
heh
This is a mare.
Sometimes she gets Marish.
>>25242374
Vector when?
>>25242421
Oh, nevermind. That's a disgusting failure of anti-aliasing.
>>25242421
Very funny, fag.
>>25242443
How about this?
>>25242559
Well, that is actually funny. But it's not what I want.
>>25242318
With shiners.
>>25242380
Estrus doesn't actually do anything to mares.
But she makes Anon believe that it does, just so she can coax some free sex out of him.
>>25242714
That is somehow cute. And sly.
>>25242714
Who's talking about estrus?
>>25242714
why would Twilight possibly have to con Anon out of sex? or is this becoming twirape?I'm ok with that
>>25242798
>twirape
It were. Always.
>>25242832
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/be#Conjugation
>>25242870
Your point? I'm stupid illiterate faggot.
>>25242714
>"Uh... Oh!!"
>"A-Anon! It's s-starting again!"
What's starting again?
>"M... My Estrus!"
Your... what?
>"My... uh..."
>"Estrous cycle (also oestrous cycle; derived from Latin oestrus and originally from Greek οἶστρος meaning sexual desire) comprises the recurring physiologic changes that are induced by reproductive hormones in most mammalian therian females. Estrous cycles start after sexual maturity in females and are interrupted by anestrous phases or pregnancies. Typically, estrous cycles continue until death. Some animals may display bloody vaginal discharge, often mistaken for menstruation, also called a "period".
Twilight, what the fu-
>"Mammals share the same reproductive system, including the regulatory hypothalamic system that releases gonadotropin releasing hormone in pulses, the pituitary that secretes follicle stimulating hormone and luteinizing hormone, and the ovary itself that releases sex hormones including estrogens and progesterone. However, species vary significantly in the detailed functioning. One difference is that animals that have estrous cycles reabsorb the endometrium if conception does not occur during that cycle. Animals that have menstrual cycles shed the endometrium through menstruation instead. Another difference is sexual activity. In species with estrous cycles, females are generally only sexually active during the estrus phase of their cycle (see below for an explanation of the different phases in an estrous cycle). This is also referred to as being "in heat". In contrast, females of species with menstrual cycles can be sexually active at any time in their cycle, even when they are not about to ovulate!"
>"S-So I really need you to..."
>Twilight pounces on you
>"R-Rut me?"
Did you really spend all of last night memorizing an encyclopedia page, just so you could bullshit your way to fuck me?
>Twilight pauses, dropping her horny facade
>"Yes..."
Get off.
>"O-Okay..."
>>25243244
Neat idea, terrible execution.
>>25242559
WHOS THAT PONY?
>>25243244
>No passionate lovemaking with best pony.
2/10 at least it had Twilight.
>>25243244
>In species with estrous cycles, females are generally only sexually active during the estrus phase of their cycle
So, Twilight will ONLY want to fuck when she's in heat, and be the most platonic, prudish thing that can be when she's not?
What are some good cheeki twi episodes? I remember her being kinda snarky in the earlier episodes but I don't remember which.
>>25245060
Feeling pinkie keen, twilight time is okayish if you can get over the CMC. Lesson zero, can't think of anything else.
If Twilight had died, would you take her pelt and wear it?
>>25245180
Go away. Please.
>>25245180
YES.
Would you care for her if she were a sick pony?
>>25245259
Absolutely.
On that note, does anyone have green related to Anon or Twilight being sick? I know some has been posted before.
How do you envision Twilight as you waifu? Is she show accurate or does she resemble your art/dakimakura?
>>25246117
We need a cute 3d model with altered proportions now.
>>25246156
altered proportions? how?
>>25246117
I envision my Twi pretty close to show accurate.Including wings
>>25246117
There's not much of a visual aspect when I envision her, it's more of a general impression of her appearance and feelings and emotions that I associate with her.
>>25246054
This is the only one I know of.
http://pastebin.com/qxMvbRJh
>>25247177
that's cute
Just give it a little taste. What could go wrong?
>>25247873
that gif makes me feel funny things, sorta like this one.
>>25247177
Thanks.
I still remember another one which had more lewd in it though.
Pretty sure it had Anon and Twilight going at it under the pretense that the virus likely couldn't infect both humans and ponies, but it did in the end.
>derpbooru is down
well shit, now what
>>25248371
guess I'll just leave you with this
>>25248371
Mareposting.
Please.
fuck, this mare is too cute
>>25248811
You'll be cute when she has you pinned down on the bed.
>>25248836
if she wants to cuddle, all she has to is ask
>>25246117
>reposting this ugly shit
>reposting an inferior copy
Kill yourself, faggot.
By the way, the better version is here >>25200633.
>>25246637
>filesize/quality
Consider suicide, please.
Would you rut her in the bathtub?
>>25248392
What exactly is she doing here?
>>25248801
I wouldn't love here if she were a smoker. That's a really weird-looking pipe, by the way.
>>25249496
Trying new reading positions with her books.
>>25249642
Lewd.
>>25249634
That's steam or something, like if she was panting in cold air.
![Twilight_Sparkle_Excited_S1E11[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/WHYdvnd.png "Twilight Sparkle Excited S1E11[1]")
>>25249478
I would rut her on a boat.
And I would rut her with a goat.
And I would rut her in the rain
And in the dark. And on a train.
And in a car. And in a tree.
She is just so hot, so hot, you see!
So I will rut her in a box.
And I will rut her with a fox.
And I will rut her in a house.
And I will rut her with a mouse.
And I will rut her here and there.
Say! I will rut her ANYWHERE!
I do so love
that purple mare!
Thank you!
Thank you,
Anon there!
>>25250354
Dash is going to need a strap-on.
>>25250847
Wow, I think I just almost died ofcringe. Well done, I suppose.
>>25249478
How about a busy intersection?
No, wait - Twilight's got that covered.
Uh oh! It's a butt!
Whatever will you do with it, Anon?
>>25252520
stick mydickin it.
>>25252520
Ravage it! With my mouth!
>>25252520punchit
>>25252578
>twigasm 9
Where are the others
Sex very good.
>>25253161
k-k-keep going, pls~
Wonder what triggered that.
>>25253427
Probably the slightest hint of AnonXTwi shipping.
>>25253435
I don't get it. But, whatever.
>>25239894
>>25253438
>>25253454
>>25253466
>>25253499
>>25253508
>>25253520
>>25253531
>>25253547
>>25253564
>>25253574
>>25253586
http://www.fynsy.com/gamefin/flash_and_twilight_sweet_kissing
This ugly yellow and blue pegasus ain't even canon, what's it doing in this thread?
>>25253641
>ain't even canon
Oh really?
>>25253688
Don't even start about that shit. Yes. Really.
>>25253641
He kind of is, at least in the EG movies.
>>25253715
of course he is in EqG movies, but in the show he's nothing.
![1011066__safe_solo_twilight+sparkle_fwslash-mlp-fwslash_4chan_^-colon-)[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/zuGMb9y.jpg "1011066 safe solo twilight+sparkle fwslash-mlp-fwslash 4chan ^-colon-)[1]")
>>25253750
>>25253735
In the show, this character model has appeared as a background character, which is close to nothing, but not exactly.
>>25253735
They will get to know each other in season 6
>>25253768
THEY LOOKED AND SMILED AT EACH OTHER (or so I heard)
>>25253785
WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU! SPEAK LOUDER, PLEASE.
>>25253768
He's exactly nothing. You wouldn't even notice him, if not for your EG faggotry.
Can we get back on topic?
>>25253792
shh
You are scaring the ponies
>>25253807
Sure.
butts
>>25253825
I forgot what the topic is.
It seems we're out of Twilight things to discuss.
I guess wait for new episodes?
>>25253807
Talking about getting back on topic is off topic which, recurring, can lead to ultimate derail.
This might have already happened before.
What kind of music does she listen to?
>>25253879
Classical, but she takes guilt pleasure in catchy pop music.
>>25253879
Her own horse farts, the best music.
>>25253887
Never change
>>25253879
http://www.fynsy.com/gamefin/flash_and_twilight_sweet_kissing
>>25253879
Classical seems more Rarity's theme. Twilight, probably progressive, would be really into new age music. Or at least, what WAS "new age" by the ~1900s.Swing music.
>>25253896
This style is hella creepy.
>>25253927
I hate that word.
>>25253937
So so I. That's why I use it sparingly.
>>25253641
http://www.fynsy.com/gamefin/flash_and_twilight_sweet_kissing
>>25253797
http://www.fynsy.com/gamefin/flash_and_twilight_sweet_kissing
>>25253958
It's been a hella insane fucking day
>>25253915
She probably listened to a lot of TMBG in college
>>25253973
>>25253946
These really irk me for some reason
I want Twilight to bounce her ass up and down on my face
>>25254109
But then your face will smell like ass.
>>25254659
She doesn't poop
>>25254789
You bet she doesn't. It's a positive side effect of her diet.
>>25255825
>anthro
>>25256212
>semi-anthro :^)
>>25256229
>not hurr-bipedal
Sometimes, when you're in public, she uses her magic to yank your cock and balls.
>>25246054
>A cough made itself known from the bedroom, as it had for the past couple days.
>You looked up from your book, listening for anything else, before going back to it.
>Another Daring Do novella from Twilight's expansive collection, detailing the pegasus' search for 'Sun Dancer's Golden Wing Caps.'
>The explorer had just kicked one of her pursuers in the head, knocking him out immediately.
"Hehe, that jackal bastard deserved that one..." You mumbled to yourself, smiling slightly.
>The cough came from the bedroom again.
>"Anon...?"
>The call you had been waiting for.
"Just a sec, Twi!" You replied, looking for your bookmark.
>You'd set it down as it was, but that would bend the spine, and then Twilight would bend *your* spine.
>Going upstairs, you pulled the door open and tried to keep the light off of the mare currently sick in bed.
>She had what would be roughly equivalent to the flu, you supposed.
>You didn't catch what Twilight had called it before she involuntarily evacuated her stomach into the bathtub.
>She was running a fever (though, according to her, not a dangerous one) and had various other little niggling issues.
>Spike was staying well clear of the castle for the time being.
>Whatever the Alicorn had was apparently contagious, and it was only your otherworldly physiology that was keeping you safe.
"What can I get you, Twi?"
>The mare sniffled, sitting up slightly.
>She looked bad.
>Her mane was unkempt from the constant bed rest, her eyes were bloodshot and baggy, and her coat desperately needed some maintenance.
>"Unngh...do we have any soup ready...?" Twilight asked, voice raspy. "I'm hungry..."
"I've had a pot of pumpkin ready for about half an hour."
>You had made yourself some grilled cheese sandwiches, you weren't in the mood for anything extravagant.
>You were pretty sure it was still hot, at least.
>"Can I have some, please...?"
"You sure you can keep it down?"
>There was a pause, and another sniffle.
>"...maybe?"
"Good enough for me. Be right back, sweetheart."
>"Thank you..."
>You retreated from the room, going to the kitchen to grab a bowl.
>She hadn't thrown up in over twelve hours, so perhaps she could keep this down.
---
>You had taken a nap in the living room, waking to the sound of Twilight semi-peacefully sawing logs.
>For such a little pony, she had to be the loudest snorer you had ever heard, your father included.
>Her lumberjack duties were occasionally interrupted by a cough or sniffle, before resuming at exactly the same volume as they had stopped at.
>You crept upstairs with a thermometer, placing it in the sleepy pony's mouth and checking her temperature.
>It was lower than your last check three hours ago, so she had to be recovering.
>You'd have to wait for her to wake up to confirm it, though.
>Twilight grabbed your arm as you went to leave, whimpering slightly.
>Feeling bad about leaving Twilight alone for another night, and pretty confident in your ability to not catch whatever it was she had, you allowed her to drag you back down.
>Placing the thermometer on the nearby nightstand, you gently stroked the sore, sick Alicorn's back and wings, getting a relaxed coo out of her.
>Your hands continued the treatment until the lavender pony fell deeper into slumber, letting you go entirely.
>Remaining where you were, you continued the back rub as Twilight nestled herself into your side.
>She coughed on you once or twice, dry coughs that spread hot air and little else.
>You frowned, rolling your eyes as you tucked her now-spread wings back against her side.
>The sleeping pony made no moves to show that she had felt it at all.
>You left her be after that, but didn't leave the bed.
>Despite just waking from a nap yourself, you could feel the sandman's influence. Didn't hurt that it was just past 1AM.
>You took up position of big spoon with your little purple sweetheart, keeping your chin just shy of her horn.
>>25259308
>Her snoring stopped, though her cough persisted.
>That was fine, though.
>She would be just fine.
---
>The mare was completely recovered two days later, and had immediately taken to scrubbing down everything she had touched (and a few things she hadn't).
>Twilight was intent on eradicating whatever had gotten her sick so it wouldn't get her friends sick when they inevitably came to visit.
>So on that note, she requested that you stay in the castle for a bit longer. Twilight didn't want them to know she was better just yet, so she had time to clean.
>Floors were mopped, tables were sterilized, sheets and blankets were bleached, the whole nine yards.
"Glad to see someone's back to their old selves." You chuckled, coming down from the bedroom.
>"Ah, Anon!" The mare chirped, before trotting over to you at the base of the stairs.
>"Anon, hold still." The purple mare demanded, all of her other cleaning tasks currently automated via magic.
"Uh..."
>"Just because you can't catch it doesn't mean you aren't carrying it." Twilight said, her horn alight in her familiar magenta aura. "Simple anti-virus spell I learned from Cadance, don't worry."
"I always worry when you direct your magic at me." You said flatly. "Last time you hit me with something like this, my left arm turned invisible for three hours."
>"Such a worry wart, that was supposed to happen last time."
>You opened your mouth to object, but Twilight didn't let you.
>Without further fanfare, she hit you with a magenta orb.
>The orb expanded to encompass all of you for just a fraction of a second.
>It was as if a million tiny voices cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced.
>Just as soon as your vision turned pink, everything was back to normal.
>You even felt a little bit cleaner, despite having just stepped out of the shower.
>>25259320
>"There, that was the last thing on my list." Twilight said with a triumphant smile, checking off a box at the bottom of a clipboard.
>The alicorn stared at the list for a moment, face twisted up in confusion.
>"Oh, wait, I *did* forget something."
>You cocked an eyebrow, until she fluttered up to eye level with you and gave you a loving kiss.
>"Thank you for taking care of me, Anon~!" The alicorn sung at just a whisper as she broke it, contacting the floor with a giggle.
"It was no problem. Want to catch something to eat?"
>"I thought you'd never ask. I've been dying for some solid food." Twilight replied, her stomach growling almost on cue.
>With that, the two of you left, Twilight leaning against your thigh as you walked.
---
http://pastebin.com/Dkp2Ru3J
First time back in quite a while, here's hoping I haven't lost my touch.
>>25259344
beautiful story, thanks, anon. pic related >>25247859
>>25259344
I fucking love me some comfy greens
>>25259344
Thanks.
>>25259344
>BC posted something
Nice.
Purple ear.
>>25260240
I'd stick my dick in her ear.
>>25261741
What a silly purple horse.
![Silly_Twilight_Sparkle_bedroom_eyes_artist-kuren19[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/K8w8JSd.png "Silly Twilight Sparkle bedroom eyes artist-kuren19[1]")
>>25261964
Who's a silly pony?
>>25262206
One of these two ponies is.
>>25262230
Is itboth?
>>25262230
I want to hug Twilight Sparkle and make her grin like that.
>>25262254
But she isn't grinning.
>>25262259
what is she doing?
>>25259344
Cute story.
Anon, your threadly Unf tax is due.
>>25259344
Thanks for your story.
As usual, I enjoyed it quite a bit.
>>25239894
bump
Alright, let's get into discussion mode here.
Why is Twilight your favorite? What do you think of how her character is being handled at the moment? What would you like to see the show do with her next?
>>25264634
Sorry, didn't notice.
I am in love with twilight sparkle. If i get trips or better i will literally marry her and i will keep you guys up to date. And no, Jin has nothing to do with this as he is a roleplaying faggot.
>>25265000
Get out, cheater.
>>25265040
Even though i doubt this faggot will actually do it, it can't really be classified as cheating as twilight sparkle is a fictional character therefore she is not in a relationship with anyone.
She's a lewd pony that loves to tease you when you're busy.
>>25264565
I'd like to see Twilight focus on a specific area of magic for the majority of a season.
Maybe it can begin with her realizing she's not too proficient with a certain field, like magic concerned with cold and ice.
She goes to Celestia for help, who instructs Twilight that she has organized excavations in the snow covered areas around and beneath the crystal empire for lost tomes related to coldness.
Adventures happen. Shenanigans happen. And perhaps Twilight can be summoned by other workers in future episodes in the season when they find/think they're near something important.
They could also briefly show her practicing the spells as the season goes on, showing what improvement she's making.
Long story short, I want to see her do magic stuff and not princess of friendship stuff.
Twilight's my favorite because she's studious and loves learning new things. It's perfect for her.
>>25266222
>not princess of friendship stuff
So much this. FIM has so much potential in the adventure potential yet they waste it. It's like they have this juggernaut of a franchise with endless potential and they refuse to get their heads out of their asses.
What's with her?
We should ask Applejack.
>>25266362
A group of young, supple fillies appeared in Twilight's view, no doubt.
I could watch her do this all day
>>25266909
Well maybe if they quit making them so damn sexy.
>>25268688
Just make an anonpone thread and fuck off.
>check the catalog
>CYOA's up the ass
What in the fuck?
>>25268705
But we are on the topic that Twilight is a filly fondler.
Wouldn't you like to be involved?
![1012351__safe_twilight+sparkle_princess+twilight_open+mouth_shocked_the+one+where+pinkie+pie+knows_artist-colon-sketchmcreations_speechless[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/SN1Yiba.png "1012351 safe twilight+sparkle princess+twilight open+mouth shocked the+one+where+pinkie+pie+knows artist-colon-sketchmcreations speechless[1]")
Well, don't keep her waiting.
I want to rut her while she sleeps.
>>25265625
see, I thought about saving this one, but the fact that her left eye is just a black abyss makes it uncomfortable for me
Did a little something for Halloween. I hope you enjoy it.
>>25270335
Das cute
>>25243865
It's... JOHN CENA!!!
>>25271055
Das Boot.
>>25270335
Didn't want to be a sperg, but Halloween? Really? Not Nightmare Night? Are you a potato? Pic is cute though.
![img-301867-3-twilight_sparkle_by_ikillyou121-d466qd5[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ab8uT1a.jpg "img-301867-3-twilight sparkle by ikillyou121-d466qd5[1]")
>>25272291
she's in heaven.
>>25270335
Nice work, I like it.
What's for dinner?
>>25272291
>>25272566
A bit better quality.
>"Ooh! Hi monkey!"
>"Monkey want a banana? Do you? Yes you do, yes you do!"
I want to sleep with this mare.
>>25274364
I want to cuddle her in my lap in front of a blazing fireplace as we read a book together. As she begins getting sleepy, I want to gently scratch behind her ear and then squeeze her gently.
>>25274364
She's pretty large, almost freakishly so compared to the human.
>>25274452
She's just laying high up on the bed.
If they were standing, she'd be shorter.
>>25274462
That's not what I meant. Her head is large. That's what weirds me out.
![1008652__safe_solo_twilight+sparkle_solo+female_screencap_plot_looking+at+you_bedroom+eyes_out+of+context_cropped[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/nTpMHuR.jpg "1008652 safe solo twilight+sparkle solo+female screencap plot looking+at+you bedroom+eyes out+of+context cropped[1]")
>>25274504
Pony heads are big, though.
Notice that the her head's taller than her body is thick.
>>25274518
Are you somehow trying to justify her head being significantly bigger than your or mine? Because that's what I'm talking about. I know their heads are proportionally larger to their bodies, but why should they be to a human's?
>>25274551
Some anon did measurements and indeed, he found that Ponies have freakishly huge heads, bigger than mine or yours
>>25274569
>measuring a non-existent entity
>>25274569
I just did a Google search and the "measurements" are wildly inconsistent. And even if they confirmed it in the show that the ponies have bigger heads, I'd still not find it appealing in any way.
>>25274518
That's because they had to make her look like both a M6 pony and the alicorn princesses. Instead of fighting against the idea in the first place.
>>25262506
She's smiling.
Twilight and you have been invited to a costume party and she wants you both to wear something with the same theme.
What would you suggest for a good couples' costume?
>>25276157
Little sister and Big daddy.
Or Corvo and Emily Kaldwin.
You get the theme, big 2spoopy protector.
>inb4 she doesn't need any
>implying that matters
>>25276231
>little sister and big daddy
That'd be qt as fuck.
>>25276231
>You grumble loudly and motion ponies who veer too close to Twilight to keep their distance.
>Twilight keeps addressing you as Mr. Bubbles.
muh heart
>>25278080
That's fucking adorable.
>>25278080
Yup, that was the general idea.
You'd also carry her around on your shoulders.
I want to fuck her in the ass.
I feel so fucked up. Twilight is the only one I've ever loved. I just want to be with her so much, but I know she's too good for someone like me. I just want to die somehow and spend my life persuading her.
I never really gave a shit about my life. I just always figured I'd stay around until my mom died, since it would just be too much for her to feel like she failed as a mom.
But fuck it. I'm ready. Let's let life choke EVERY breath out of me.
>>25278311
She'd rather fuck your ass.
>>25279386
>twilight takes a sniff to locate all the little fillies meddling about on Nightmare Night
>>25278730
I like the anatomy in that image.
>>25279439
Because trick-or-treating is now an adult thing?
>>25279492
They don't call her the "Ponyville filly-fooler" for nothing.
>>25278860
Enjoy your misery while it lasts, anon. Perhaps you won't be able to do even that after you choke on life.
>>25278730
I always figured it would be a bit difficult for earth ponies and pegasi to wash their manes and backs by themselves.
>>25281985
Ponies life has 'UNF' written all over it.
>>25280448
>twilight bored by books
That scene was not canon.
>>25283895
The opening of this season's 16th episode. Do you even watch the show?
silly purple equine
She's a cute.
>>25285588
Boop
>"What are you going to be for Nightmare Night, Anon?"
>>25286521
sit here with a plush of you and continue to be sick. All while hating myself. What about you?
>>25286548
But you were a lonely virgin last year.
>>25286600
>Implying i'm a virgin
Stop projecting anon. Not everyone here can't into pussy.
Anyone want to write Twilight a good letter? GIve it a shot, I just started the great fuck up. >>25286747 HELP ME CONTACT MY TWIPIE
>>25285588
>Is cute.
>Doesn't even have to try to be cute.
>Cute by existence.
Most impressive.
>>25287555
At least she isn't obtuse.
>>25288086
I too find it more funny than sexy.
Is it bad that I'm a kek for twilestia?
>>25288110
>wordfilter
Out of all the words why that one? There are much more abused word that need to be filtered.
>>25288123
Did you mean to type cu**?
>>25286521
Probably a historical figure from Earth.
Caesar.
Genghis Khan.
Dracula.
Ivan the Terrible.
Napoleon.
Washington.
Menelik II.
Hitler.
Stalin.
I'd even give her a history lesson (Including lessons on leadership) on them all.
>>25288143
It is filtered, yes.
>>25288123
What word was it? Cu-ck?
Also no, twilestia is cute.
>>25288123
>>25288143
>Out of all the words why that one?
Uh, were you offline the last two years or so?
It's probably the single most abused buzzword by the /pol/lack drift.
>>25288190
At least it was humorous. The people that would be offended were actual cuks.
Words a like "senpai" "lel" and "kek" are much more annoying and lacking any kind of intelligence.
>>25288246
>"sempai"
Hah. Another filter. Thank god.
>>25288246
>At least it was humorous.
Found the cancer.
>>25288163
I guess Twilicorn makes it less creepy and weird...I mean, she looked like a little pony daughter and she looked like a big horse mother, but now they're more like equals.
>>25288260
It's such a meaningless, dead insult that I can't help but laugh at it. I just imagine people honestly getting offended by it and laugh.
>>25278080
After the festivities, when you two are alone, she gives you a taste of her deliciousADAM.
The kek wordfilter is great
My second favorite is SJ.W
>>25289283
spooky scary skeleton
>>25289376
i like it.
>>25274518
There's only one thing I notice in this picture, and it has nothing to do with her head.
>>25289376
sjw kek senpai baka desu
Would you breed with this mare?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mff4lwInKaA
Would you rut her if she were a spider?Happy nightmare night
Go to your home, cück >>25103472
Don't forget to unf.
>>25294134
I want to rip them off.
Fuckbox.
>>25296082
What happens in the Fuckbox?
>>25296190
I cum inside.
>>25296190
Rectal destruction.
>>25296190
You can't see. You can't hear. Can't smell, and know only the feeling of her warm mare penis throbbing inside your ass.
>>25296579
Are you new to this thread?
>>25296190
Memes
![1014331__safe_solo_twilight+sparkle_clothes_princess+twilight_vector_simple+background_magic_absurd+res_costume[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/36dXQFy.jpg "1014331 safe solo twilight+sparkle clothes princess+twilight vector simple+background magic absurd+res costume[1]")
>"Anon, if you don't pay your Unf tax right now, I will be forced to take action."
>>25296871
A meme? Really? I mean, it was barely a thing in this thread for a month at best.
>>25296919
Off with the tax evader's head!
>>25297517
>30 days in her Snuggle Dungeon
>>25297889
Is community service an option?
>>25296919
Cute
>>25296634
Or tasting her.
>>25301314
Go back to furaffinity with your anthro "art", please.
![648977__safe_solo_twilight+sparkle_vector_plot_underhoof_raised+hoof_raised+leg_artist-colon-kennyklent[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/I9je94w.png "648977 safe solo twilight+sparkle vector plot underhoof raised+hoof raised+leg artist-colon-kennyklent[1]")
Her hooves need attention.
Page 10 bump.
>>25301453
They are ticklish. But I will clean them with proper instruments and not my tongue, because her hooves are dirty.
>>25302774
I would clean them with my tongue if that is what my princess demanded.
>>25303133
>>25300816
what is this
Why can't I hug her?
>>25304179
because she isn't real
>>25304153
She's dreaming about pants, obviously.
>>25304153
Twilight's having a wet dream.
>>25304229
>>25304359
yeah, but where is it from
>>25304760
Eh. I thought about posting it.
>>25304766
Be quiet and get in the Fuckbox.
tonight, instead of cuteness, I bring you the far edge of the uncanny mother fucking valley
>>25305065
...which I suppose you could find it possile to ignore and still consider it cute
>>25305065
I'd still fuck her.
I would demonstrate the ancient human art of the rim job.
>>25305078
>implying she'd let you "fuck" her in the first place
>>25305078
would you fuck her if she was a rigid, inanimate object with that exact pose and expression?
>>25305065
>>25305073
Well, you did say "far edge", which is true as she's barely in it. At least for me.
The eyes seems a little strange, but aside from that my heart don't seem to care.
>>25305147
An inanimate object is not an "her".
Your question is, as always, inane crap that brings nothing of value to the thread.
>>25305443
>an her
An hero, please.
>>25304179
i dunno why you can't hug her, I have no issues doing so. best hugs ever.
>>25305065
I actually really love the hair in this, I think it's how her hair would be if not 2d
>>25305147
not that anon, but yesand i do, tho it isn't necessarily rigid
>you will never let twi fuck your throat with her giant horse cock, ripping your esophagus in half and killing you
>>25259298
grilled cheese sandwiches FUCK
>>25259298
make her eat the grilled cheese sandwiches senpai
>>25306410
Ew, why go to the extreme?
Wouldn't it be enough to just gently suck on her, tenderly licking and massaging her dick, lightly stroking her into your mouth.
Wouldn't you want to hear her soft moans, feel her hoof on your head, lightly crying out for "more"?
You wouldn't even have to swallow her cum. You could just finish her off with your hand.
>>25307465
>not wanting her flare to dislocate your jaw
>>25307465
I'm not typically a believer in futatwi, but what you've just said is the first time I've ever been okay with the idea.
>>25307465
>not swallowing your waifu's love juice.
>>25307465
>You wouldn't even have to swallow her cum.
But why wouldn't you?
>>25308239
You don't have to if you're not comfortable with it.
Twilight loves you and understands if you can't manage it just yet.
>>25308740
ok, if she had apenis, which I don't believe she does, then I would definitely go all the way and swallow. I mean, why wouldn't I?
If horn jobs were a thing I'd swallow there too.
Totally no homo tho.
>>25308785
It's not homo because she's a mare, silly billy.
>>25308239
>>25308018
>>25308009
>>25307465
Do not respond to futafags.
>>25308815
Just give into the idea that our purple dove would be better with a cock.
>>25308867
Fuck off, degenerate.
>>25308867
>You will never fuck her ass while jacking her off, showing her what a prostate orgasm feels like
>>25308876
Ah, you reveal yourself.
Back to /pol/ you go!
>>25308886
>implying I've ever been to /pol/
>implying I ever leave this board
>>25308932
>posting non-purple
Your new is showing.
>>25308941
I don't have any pretty purple princess images that I can post without getting banned
![twilight_sparkle_google_logo__install_guide___by_thepatrollpl-d63v3d2[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/LDF30K7.png "twilight sparkle google logo install guide by thepatrollpl-d63v3d2[1]"){kind=small}
>>25308960
use google, anon.
>>25309212
Twilight Spargle
>>25308932
>not wanting to hear her happy little moans as you tender lick her aching erection
>>25309512
stahp explaining it like that, I'm not into futa damn it but you're making me feel weird things.
>>25309528
>stahp
>>25309528
Succumb.
>>25309512
>not wanting to hear her happy little moans as you tender lick
Go on...
>her aching erection
Sorry, lost me.
>>25309592
I want to build a pillow fort with her and have a nice mid-afternoon nap.
>>25308785
>I would definitely go all the way and swallow. I mean, why wouldn't I?
Because it tastes awful?
>>25309606
I want to listen to her read to me in the fort.
![twilight_sparkle_being_adorable_by_marytheechidna-d5avdi0[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/AdtkWlr.png "twilight sparkle being adorable by marytheechidna-d5avdi0[1]")
>>25309618
Anything that comes from this mare can only taste amazing.
>>25309618
Depends on her diet. Though Im sure all of those hayburgers aren't helping.
>>25309640
kek
>>25309640
Ooookay....
>>25309708
>>25309721
Stop thinking what I think you thinking about!
>>25309644
Diet is not magic.Friendship is.It can only make it taste slightly less awful. Less awful but still awful.
>>25309618
If i had the chance to suck off twilight, i would definitely swallow. I mean if she would swallow my cum , why shouldn't i swallow hers?
>>25309618
It's not so much the taste as it's the consistency.
It doesn't have a strong taste. But it's not thick like a milk, or runny like water. It feels like mucus in your mouth. Not pleasant.
>mfw a lot of futafriends here
>mfw futa is my only fetish
>>25309821
even if she didn't swallow mine, i'd love to swallow hers.
>>25309827
how do you know what her consistency is like?
>>25309821
Why would she swallow your cum?
>>25309870
It's pretty much the same no matter who's cumming.
>>25309895
>implying pony marecum isn't magical and special and different from normal
>>25309827
It actually is mucus. The bulk of it is composed of pretty much the same mucoproteins as your nasal mucus, but it also contains other stuff.
I would swallow if she ejaculated frosting.
>>25309913
>not drinking the mucus of this pulchritudinous purple pony princess
>>25309929
>drinking
That implies profuse quantities.
Would you collect Twilight's nasal secretions when she's sick with a cold and then drink them?
>this thread right now
>>25309994
If that was her desire, then yes. I obey my princess.
Would you let her jerk herself off onto your face?
>>25310009
Mares don't have wings either.
>>25310343
Draw her with a cock.
>>25310377
Get the fucking wings off of her you fucking retard!
>>25310434
No.;^)
>>25310301
>that slight tail twitching
Unf. She's having an orgasm.
>>25310434
Rude ^:)
>>25310488
No she isn't.
>>25310461
>>25310508
>using the smiley with carat nose/horn
>>25310536
Elaborate.
>>25310556
Why would she be?
>>25310771
Because she's jacking off her floppy horn and her tail is twitching. Granted, the twitching is too fast and might easily be caused by the foreleg movement, which is something you could've argued and didn't, but it's still plausible. The whole frame sequence is sped up.
>>25241088
Hey, Waking up to find your pet dead next to you isn't that pleasant.
Also, Hello again.
>>25311986
And before you Yell at me for being a faggot, let me explain.
Ya see, I Used to sleep with my cat, who just jumped in whenever the fuck it wanted. It recently passed away. Not to mention school being a Bitch, It got a bit distracting. But I'm back, to deliver sub-tier green once again.
>>25312325
Just as lifeless as I Remembered you were. Good times.
>>25314282
>wrench inside the helmet
I've been thinking of trying something new. On a scale of 1-10, How bad is it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0yCL8YUgYY
‘Alright class, so after that, who here can tell me the Exact date of the Declaration Being signed?’
>To emphasise your question, you underline the wording in chalk, and turn around to face the class.
>Makes you miss Electronics, but it’ll do.
>That one Purple Mare was the first to shoot her hoof straight up in the air, as always.
>Such is the day at Canterlot University.
‘Yes Miss Sparkle…’
>’The Declaration of Equiniti was signed 1054, Frostfall the Second, at 12:52 AM By the fo-’
‘That’s….Good enough, Miss Sparkle….’
>The Mare sits back in her seat, getting a glance or two from the seats surrounding her.
‘So, no additional studying tonight, unless Whistler over there decides to be a Hard Flank. But I would advise you all to look into the next topic of Zebra history in Equestria.
>You put on a heavily sarcastic tone as you say your final goodbyes for the day.
‘Hooray for Slavery, and class dismissed.’
>The Mob takes no hesitation in jumping from their chairs, and rushing out the door.
>Aside from Purplesmart, as you so like to call her in your mind.
>She takes her sweet ass time to get her seventeen stacks of books and herself out the door.
>You are Anon, Equestrias one and only Human.
>And the newest History Teacher at Canterlot University….
>But quite frankly? You’ve had enough for a day.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0yCL8YUgYY
‘Alright class, so after that, who here can tell me the Exact date of the Declaration Being signed?’
>To emphasize your question, you underline the wording in chalk, and turn around to face the class.
>Makes you miss Electronics, but it’ll do.
>That one Purple Mare was the first to shoot her hoof straight up in the air, as always.
>Such is the day at Canterlot University.
‘Yes Miss Sparkle…’
>>25314826
Fucking hell, Already made my 12 Mistakes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0yCL8YUgYY
‘Alright class, so after that, who here can tell me the Exact date of the Declaration Being signed?’
>To emphasise your question, you underline the wording in chalk, and turn around to face the class.
>Makes you miss Electronics, but it’ll do.
>That one Purple Mare was the first to shoot her hoof straight up in the air, as always.
>Such is the day at Canterlot University.
‘Yes Miss Sparkle…’
>’The Declaration of Equiniti was signed 1054, Frostfall the Second, at 12:52 AM By the fo-’
‘That’s….Good enough, Miss Sparkle….’
>The Mare sits back in her seat, getting a glance or two from the seats surrounding her.
‘So, no additional studying tonight, unless Whistler over there decides to be a Hard Flank. But I would advise you all to look into the next topic of Zebra history in Equestria.
>You put on a heavily sarcastic tone as you say your final goodbyes for the day.
‘Hooray for Slavery, and class dismissed.’
>The Mob takes no hesitation in jumping from their chairs, and rushing out the door.
>Aside from Purplesmart, as you so like to call her in your mind.
>She takes her sweet ass time to get her seventeen stacks of books and herself out the door.
>You are Anon, Equestrias one and only Human.
>And the newest History Teacher at Canterlot University….
>But quite frankly? You’ve had enough for a day.
Made some dank shit
BOW BEFORE YOUR WAR PRINCESS
>>25314835
Is there more?
>>25315502
>fruitanon finishing anything
>>25315309
That's nice
>>25315309
>shoulders
Still didn't learn hoers anatomy i see.
>>25315555
Checked.
I want to cuddle her in my arms.
Feeling her soft fur.
Holding her tight.
Lightly kissing her cute little muzzle.Stroking her shaft.
>>25316043
But she's not real Anon.And futa is gay.
I feel I should write more cute shorts of Twi for you all again, like I used to. Been needing to write some cute anyway.
>>25316077
She's real in me heart.
And never soon enough in my desktop supercomputer.
>>25316043
>stroking her shaftNoice
Taking requestaroonies
>>25316043
Keked, thanks.
>>25317016
Sharpie in the pooper.
>>25317016
How about something based off of these?
>>25276231
>>25278080
>>25316043
>replying again because this idea is qt and hot as fuck
>>25318187
Penises are the opposite of cute.
>>25318204
On a cute mare maybe
>>25318215
why does every furfag like penises? today you can't browse horse porn without running in to a shit ton of dick girls
>>25318258
>stop liking what I don't like
I don't prefer it to normal mare-bits Twi, but I still think it can be a hot cute idea.
>>25318258
Also:
>furfag
What
>>25318275
ii used to browse furry before it lead me to this show. back then were not as many dicks. not implying that /mlp/ has a large furfag population though. i was just wondering what's up with the sudden incline in dicks
Taking off name
>>25318343
>not as many dicks
Damn, I just said the idea was hot and qt
>not implying that /mlp/ has a large furfag population though
I honestly don't get the point of furries. With mlp we center around a show with great writing and interesting characters. With furries it just seems like "arbitrary neon green fox fucks arbitrary neon blue wolf". We have canon characters, they don't. That's why I think the major appeal for furfags is sexual and nothing else. At least a lot of the people I met in this community don't clop because their attraction to the show is more than just the sexual ones that others have. At least we get turned on by the characters we see in the show for their personalities and behaviors, not the deer oc of some furry.
>sudden incline in dicks
I don't think there is asignificantincline.
>>25318258
Ntt is the 2nd biggest futa general after mlpg.
>>25318258
Most image archives offer filters, so it's not hard to avoid dicks.
>>25318397
Nope. There was not mention of it in the last 20 threads or so
>>25318381
yeah, i agree that it can be pretty cute. however i usually don't get turned on by futa for some reason.
>>25318497
every bad futa artist is apparently also bad at tagging their photos
>>25318535
>it can be
I think these were the key words I was missing. Only in some situations can it be hot, but not in others. At the end of the day, its a fucking penis and its usually just a turnoff, but on occassion... hot and qt.
>i usually don't get turned on by futa for some reason
Fuckin normalfag lel.Nah, its just not for everyone, and some things appeal to some more to others.
>every bad futa artist is apparently also bad at tagging their photosEvery bad artist can't figure tags out.
>>25318397
Bullshit
>>25318897
What the fuck is wrong with her face.
>>25304229
Ironic, considering how much she seems to like being naked.
>>25319558
She's a burn victim and you're being extremely insensitive right now.
>>25318897
"Bitch, back it up!"
>>25319584
Wrong fucking post number. It was meant for >>25318941.
Requesting futa twilight green
Alright, I'm back. Aaand everything Went to Futa again.
Going back to collagegreen
I want to rut her hard. I want to rut her, I need to fill this mare.
>>25321247
And she needs to fill you.Goddamn, duplicate file >>25317812.
>>25315506
You fucking wh-...
Point taken.
But I am working on that now.
>>25321314
Fill me with what? Love and happiness? Of course. And I'd fill her up with love, happiness, and my flesh.
>>25321562
Yes, she wants to fill you with her viscid love (not to be confused with liquid pride).
>>25321247
She's mentality five
>>25321762
What's mentality five?
>>25321803
Pone
>>25318827
Yeah guzzle down that denial, like you guzzle down pints of her femsperm.
>>25321833
>femsperm
The more you complain about futa, the more we're going to force it
>>25321849
Real Twilight finds fake Twilight funny
>>25321853
>U MUST LIKE THING OR ELSE!
>>25322690
>transparent background
Why?
>>25322690
>I'm so happy with my lack of wings
New thread
>>25323608
![2386491_MLP_Holiday[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/GhBscg3.jpg "2386491 MLP Holiday[1]")
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