Spoiled Rich has just told Scootaloo that she is worthless because she can't fly and that she should kill herself. How do you cheer her up?
>>25083365
Can I just say for a moment.
I can understand when Cheerilee ignores Diamond Tiara but Spoiled Rich was clearly insulting and mocking students in front of Cheerilee and she did fucking nothing.
>>25083365
Feed her the pepperoni
>>25083386
Spoiled Rich has a large share in the school. If Cheerilee attacks her, her livelihood is gone.
>>25083365
I take her out to have some fun like eating ice cream, watching her do scooter tricks in the park, and whatever else she wants.
Rainbow Dash is now your one-pony rainbow party. How does you dick feel about this?
>>25082799
>Rainbow Dash
Completely flaccid
>>25082818
This
>>25082818
>>25082830
Then choose a better pony.
I want to be the cute mare
>>25082233can i be your handsome anon?
>>25082233
I want to be the tubby wubby pony waifu
Guess what.You never will be a pone
>She will never be your mum
Why live?
>>25081721
>wanting chink Luna to be your mom
You shouldn't live.
>You stand bedside looking at your foalish son
>Luna by your side looking solemn with your arm around her
>The only noise being made is your troubled breathing and Luna's tears hitting the bedside railing
"Son please wake up, your family is here for you, please just wake up"
>only tears now
dying is easy it is living that takes skill and practice
How will it be?
That nearly every species that can talk in equestria, they do it in a nigger manner.
Being very few that can talk normally like draconequus, alicorns and very few selected individuals of any other species in equestria.
And they notice it but cannot stop it thanks to a mysterious force, influencing their talk and sometimes behavior, like mares liking ziggers.
Take this pastebin as a example: http://pastebin.com/sRSFLxGM
> pic semi related
>>25081511
/pol/fags everyone
>>25081560
It talks about a equestria in where ponies talks and sometimes behave like niggers.
>"I heard Diamond Tiara and Silverspoon were hurting you fillyanon, so I cock vored them. You won't have to worry about those meanies anymore."
>>25080763
SHE'S EATING HER
AND NOW SHE'S GOING TO EAT ME
OH MY GOOOOOOOOD
Young Anon, tired of the merciless bullying he faces everyday from the students at Canterlot High, sneaks his Nerf arsenal into school to get his revenge. Can Sunset Shimmer and gang reach out to Anon before it's too late?
>>25080690
>"ANON, DON'T!"
"S-SHUT UP, SHIMMER!!! THIS BITCH HAS TO PAY!!!!"
>Anon shots Cheerilee with the Nerf fling.
>The teacher, perplexed, raises an eyebrow while the ball falls to the floor after having hit her
>"...I'm still expecting that paper, anon"
"WAAAAAAAAAH!!! FUCK YOU! I HATE YOU AAAAAAAAAAAALLLLL!"
>>25080708
keep going
this is hilarious
I want to see him take out his revenge and everyone just gets annoyed, but lets him get it out of his system before committing "suicide" by nerf gun
>>25080778
Make this happen
"Welcome to your new home Gryphons, my name is Kommandant National Pride."
thats a heer (regular army) uniform. the camps were staffed by members of the ss-totenkopfverbande which had distinctive skull emblems.
>>25080139
What's with Amerifucks and nazism?
Why is she so perfect?
cos you touch you'reself at night
SHE ISN'T
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>>25079737
>"A-are you sure you'll be alright?"
>You nod to Twilight
>She just looks at you worriedly
>"Oookay, I'll leave you two alone."
>She closes her bedroom door
>You're finally left alone with the love of your life
>Smarty Pants sits across from you on the bed
>There's a checkers board in between you
>You were winning until Twilight interrupted you
>You don't even remember whose turn it is now
>So fuck it, you flip the board off the bed, eager for the next step
Ravish me, Smarty Pants!
>He sits there, staring at you
>There's no bulge in his pants
>You're doing it wrong
>Beads of sweat fall down your face
>Maybe he's not this type of person
>Maybe he doesn't actually like you
S-sorry
>He just sits there stoically
>Staring at you with that eye of his
>Maybe he wants you to make the first move
>You're so nervous
>But anything for him
>You lean forward on the bed, bringing your palms down on either side of him
>His limp body leans back in response
>and falls to the bed flat on his back
>It's now or never, anon
>You lean down until your lips touch
>He doesn't say a word but you know he's enjoying this
If you Humans have all this technology why haven't you colonized the moon yet?
>>25079648
we're lazy
>>25079648
It's expensive
Really, really expensive
>>25079648
There is nothing worthwhile on the moon
>Hey Anon, my name is not Twigger Spergl!!
>>25079477
twilli spokle?
Tuairaito Spaakaru
Toilet Sprinkle!
Why are we so shit?
>>25079209
Why are artists so fucking entitled?
>>25079209
Stop shilling and/or stirring up crap drama.
>>25079209
Seriously, what happened to CSImadmax?
I want to marry Pinkie Pie!
>>25078346
I want to marry Derpy
>>25078346
I want to marry fluttershy
>>25078346
Attempting dubs to steal her from you.
If singles, congratulations for best waifu.
Hey guys
I worked hard making this thread
Please don't ruin it
>rape
Why the hell is this comic so good?
>>25077885
It's boring to me, but I guess because it's supposed to be cute.
>>25077885
It's okay. I kinda wish there was a mlp ask blog equivalent of Pearls Before Swine.
>>25077885
It's okay, but the owner has some weird preferences as to which question he answers.
