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>Anon, can I sleep with you for tonight? I had the spooky hell dream again!
>>25319305
Are you a Mormon?
Sure fine
>this will never happen and you will die alone
>>25319328
>I KNOW, RIGHT???
>"C'mon Anon,"
>"Slap me with it."
>"I dare you"
>>25319117
Slap you with what?
Wood?
>>25319117
>>25319128
Done
SOMEONE! SLAP HER WITH A ROD! NOW!
What if Pip trapped that fly in his piggy bank and kept farting in the hole until the fly died? What kind of sick fuck would even think of doing something like that?
k
You're right. What a monster!
Vote Trump for Class President
>>25318982
Me, you gave me the idea. Thank You.
>The last thread: >>25029931
>Our Stupendous Writers:
Kassaz
Nasseau
Regidar
Vexd
Flutterpriest
>Our Dynamic Artists:
Dolly - MIA
Twizzle
Patch - In College
Seenty
mlp-pregnancy-is-magic
This is the pregnancy general. All things motherly, fetal, and uterine are welcome.
Come here for the general's stories, archives, and the like:
http://pastebin.com/u/MLP-Pregnancy
Good pregnancy...
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Have some NSFW Cadence to apologize for sleeping in.
https://derpiboo.ru/1014934
>>25318807
>>25318807
That's fucking adorable.
What went wrong?
>>25318762
wrong?
>>25318762They didn't have a threesome with Shining Armor
>>25318762
>"OP! This is not the answer"
>>25318715
You're right.THIS IS THE CORRECT ANSWER.
>>25318715
I'll take "dipshit" for 500
>>25318715
you little shits, just because you guessed an Algebra question right doesn't mean 2 plus 2 equals 69. I'm putting down 4
It's been like 4 days and I'm jonesing for a plush thread
Post plushies and plushie accessories. Everything plushie related is welcome,
>"You don't have a pony? Damn, go make one Anon!"
Experienced Anonymous is here to help you make a pony from your lusty dreams.
Previous thread: >>25216451→ https://desustorage.org/mlp/search/subject/plush
>Plush Maker Showcase: SirDragonLance
http://sirdragonlance.deviantart.com/
He...
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>>25318628
First for more ponka plush
>>25318628
so huggable
>>25318628
While there's no update post on the site or the twitter, 4DE did add a t-minus countdown to pony shipping a few days ago.
>Anon! Look at that girly colt in that photo
>it's me when I was younger
>>25318614
but you have a vagina now right?
>>25319594
>"no. I have a large collection of needle like hairs protruding from under my anus to absorb male ejaculate. Isn't nature wonderful, anon?"
>>25318614
boy, magic works well for those kinds of things, doesn't it?
>Christmas
Christianity has reached Equestria ladies and gentlement...
https://www.facebook /mylittlepony/videos/1206274782723290/
>>25318568
Christmas is actually a secular atheist humanist celebration of the winter solstice, and is also actually a pagan holiday because it's celebrated on the same day and uses a few of the same traditions, like gift-giving, tree decorating, and the eating of food.
>>25318568
wat the fuck, they already had Hearthwarmings eve, why is there a need to make Christmas!? That doesn't make any fucking sense.
Fuck this, I'm going to TFH general.
>>25318647
dont forget santa is an anagram for satan.
Post grotesque abominations.Thingpone also welcome
>>25318412
Inb4 twilicorn
>>25317875
Don't talk about my wife that way. Get out of my house.
>>25317879
Shh, shh, anon. Let the cute dolls do the talking.
>PLEASE don't tell Rarity!
>>25317524
Why not?
>>25317524
Dafuq didya do SB?
>>25317524
I don't have to tell her.Because she already knows.
If you could bring ANY vehicle to Equestria,
>which vehicle would it be?
> why would you?
I'd bring this big guy and give all the ponies a joyride.
AND HIS NAME ISAutoTram Extra Grand
Not taking an ae86 and owning the touge you pleb
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWhZWX3FnXg
Or a an audi quattro sport s1 from group B rally
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDRkHXMHqFo
maybe an unlimited class Trophy Truck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHuTsVZTRAE
possibly even the fastest street legal drag car perhaps
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dh-U-MIgS0
>>25317555
K you have really good cars but im not into rallies or drag races. Im more of a bus enthusiant which is why I chose so
>>25317403
Get your fucking tumblr transamshit out of here
Can we have a relaxing, chackra opening, spiritual, vibrational, New Age, Hippy Pone Thread?
I could make another "Who is best pony?" thread, but that's BORING. Who's your favorite NON-pony character?
>>25317336
This guy. I know the guy was only introduced once, but the cheeky fuck was a bandit and a leader. Not a great one, but one at least.
>>25317336
Dis zigga!
I guess it's still Discord, even though I wish they would write him more like Q from Star Trek. Which I thought was supposed to be the point of the character.
