"When You Need a Friend, I'll Be There" Edition
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The original (and recommended but not required) prompt:
>"Uhhh, mmm... Anon? W-what are you doing after school?"
Writefagging, drawfagging, discussion, and other SciTwi-related content are highly encouraged during "down time" (or when the thread begins to slow down due to lack of content). New green, drawings, etc. are highly encouraged during these times.
>>25325557
first for TwiTwi
PurestTruestStrongestLove
>>25325578
you forgotlewdest
>"Good morning sweetie pie. Would like some juice? Maybe some breakfast in bed?"
>>25325360
nope, just cuddles.
Breakfast? What am I, some kinda wageslave chump? Wake me up at 3 PM for lunch.
Shut up, it's not morning until the sun is down
>Your Waifu is going to an Hero
How do you stop her?
>>25325338
I don't, necrophilia is my fetish
>>25325338
silly pone, how are you going to even pull the trigger?
>>25325338
She'd probably just fuck it up anyways.
Friends Forever #22 is out on iTunes.
Previous comics can be found here:
https://yp1.yayponies.no/book.php
>>25325142
There was a blank page for img_3 for some reason, but the comic looked complete when I double checked it so it should all still be here.
>>25325150
Why is Fosgitt still employed
I know /mlp/ doesn't like the books, but this one is actually pretty fucking good. Like, it's written at the level at about what you'd expect the show to be, and it actually has some interesting lore.
>books
>canon
>>25325004
It's written by someone who writes on the show and the only debatable thing people might not like is that in addition to having two pet owls,she also has Tiberius, her pet possum from the comics. This doesn't imply that all the comics suddenly matter.
>>25325019
The Celestia book had King Grover mentioned in it, and it came out before season 5.
McCarthy said the Twilight book was canon.
Therefore, the books are canon.
>mfw all these other autists dont understand what a party means
Here's to this one lasting more than a few hours
>>25325032
These threads seem to die after 30 minutes.
Posting decent pictures may make them last longer.
Who would do it?
>Captcha 'Drinks'
There are people who would reward me for drinking horse semen?
>>25324685
>Video
http://www.therock.net.nz/Challenge-10-Last-Cup-of-Sorrow-horse-semen/tabid/1269/articleID/21983/Default.aspx
>>25324685
if it's all from healthy stallions, then sure. It's just semen, nothing really bad in it. Much easier that live bugs or rotten shark or other crap they usually have.
My challenge would be to not get hard imagining that it's fresh from Big Mac's cock.
>"Hey man, mind if I hold your pony plush?"
>>25324569
Yeah, just go wash that sawdust off your hands first.
>>25324569
tbqh, cheeto hands aren't the worst thing to happen to a plushieit's when they lick their fingers clean
>>25324569
Wash your hands first nigga.
This thread >>25260696 reached the bump limit before a green could be finished.
Here's the pastebin for the story. http://pastebin.com/B2yC9UTJ
This is the Prompt:
"Anon...I-I usually don't go out on Halloween, it gives me...well...awful anxiety attacks...b-but this year my family is coming over...They need me to watch a few of my younger cousins while they trick-or-treat...and I don't think I will be able to make it for that long, I think this night and me having to deal with kids will be just too much...c-can you? if you don't mind that is...help me tomorrow night? Just to stay calm? It'll just be me and the kids otherwise. Please? I would really, really appreciate it...oh and...also...umm...d-do you like my costume? Rarity made it for me."
>Pic related is her costume.
bump it, write off the prompt, post Flutterbutt etc, and hopefully our writefriend finishes the story.
Finally, I can post pics
>>25324770
I know right?
>You quickly learn that children are impossible to argue with
>Either children, or it's just the Brit in him that stubbornly refuses to convert to American culture
>Most of your willpower goes toward not pulling a bunker hill on his ass
>At some point, you find yourself walking next to Fluttershy again, in total silence
>The lack of noise makes you content, since all you can hear is leaves and the occasional scream of a spooked child
>Nonetheless, you feel like you should make some sort of conversation with her
>You glance right, and see her arms crossed again, while she shakes visibly
>Remember Anon, you aren't Anon tonight, you are Bane, the hulking maniac who does what he does for that special girl he loves
>With an awkward shrug, you pull your coat off of your tactical vest
>It's heavy in one hand, and you hold it out to Flutters as you continue walking
"You appear to be freezing, would you care for a jacket?"
>The Bane accent stays strong, giving you oddly misplaced confidence
>"Oh Anon, I couldn't, you'll be too cold."
>It's quite true, your bare arms will freeze in minutes in this air
>But that'll at least give you a chance to flash your sweet gains in front of her
"I was born in the cold, molded by it..."
>Throwing caution to the winds, you drape the heavy jacket over her shoulders while she fails to protest
"...why, I wasn't warm until I was already a man."
>She giggles at the reference, maybe she's actually seen the movie
>The giant coat fails to compliment her bee outfit, but at least she's warm, and that's enough for you
>Chivalry ain't dead, it's simply confined in the minds of cowards
>Good thing you aren't a coward tonight
>Maybe you should act like Bane more often
I'll leave you guys with this so you know I found the thread
Let me know what you want out of this story, it'll help me write it in time
Peace out for now, and post more Yellow Quiet
>>25324524
I too wish to white supremacy box LGBT superhero.
>>25324524
I also want to spooky ghostbox parabola kid.
>>25324524
I too wish to skinny ghost [scared] post-precipitation phenomena Dash from The Incredibles
Papa Franku in equisteria
How much pussy does he get?
>>25324435
All
>>25324451
u fukken kno it
>Le Autism Guy Face
>"H-h-hello...?"
>>25324300
>is it me you're looking for?
>>25324300
>"is this the one on one hot mares line? "
"Um, no, this is fluttershy..."
>"oh, sorry to bother you."
*click*
"..."
"I haven't gotten any customers all day..."
"Is something wrong with me?"
>>25324300
... I'm in the house... heh heh heh...
So how do you think actual equstrian civil war would happen /mlp
Writefags encouraged.
Slaves.
But they don't have any, so it wouldn't.
>>25324278
The only thing I could think of is if the banishment of Luna to the moon didn't occur, you could have run into a split of lunar vs. solar...hard to say though.
>>25324278
>So how do you think actual equstrian civil war would happen
Stupidly.
>"I still can't believe how lucky I am to have a stallion like shining by my side for the rest of my life, anon! True love is a magical thing, isn't it?"
>"wait, what? What do you mean you've never had a special somepony before? You have one right now, right anon? I mean, how couldn't you?"
>>25324263
>friends
Oh no, wait
>lover
>>25324263
I don't need anyone else Cadance! I can support myself!
>>25324263
I dont know how game works in Horseland, can you please teach me what white mares want?
>The bears discover MLP!
>How do you think they'll react?
>>25324220
>"Why is that bear being treated like some inferior species? That's racist!"
>>25324220
>>25324220
They´llbearwith it.
>>25324270
j-jej
