"*sigh* What would you like sir?"
>>25331171
Yes
>>25331171
would you like to supersize that?
>>25331171
WHY IS THE MCCHICKEN $1.30 NOW?!
>"See anon? I told you math can be fun!"
>"Anon?..."
>"ANON, WAKE UP!"
>>25331046
But anon had killed himself.
>>25331092
the end
>>25331046
Thanks for waking me up op,
for a second there i thought i was in a shitty spin-off universe
We don't get too many Cutie Mark Crusader threads around here. I think we should fix that.
Previous thread: >>25285266
>>25331017
Gay.
>>25331143
Ok.
describe rainbow dash in 5 words
>>25330984
she is a gay faggot
^:)
>>25330984
Blue, fast, cunt, worst pony
>>25330984
Top cunt cunt cunt cunt
Does anyone have any green or fics of bacon hair? The only ones i can find are shit.
>>25330896
Sturgeon's Law.
>>25330896
This is good, but never finished.
http://pastebin.com/J0JDyiALGritsaw if you're reading this pls finish </3
>>25330954
This.
A x1000 this.
This is one of the best stories I read about Sunset Shimmer.
"Did you know that deleting a file on your storage doesn't actually delete the file?"
>>25330806
...Oh shit.
Light years are actually a measurement of distance, not time.
>>25330806
Yes.
Rarity
>>25330616
isn't that rainbow dash
Rarest pone
>>25330643
Rarity
PREVIOUSLY ON THE CRIMES AGAINST NATURE PROGRAM
>>25265499
>What is this thread about?
Half human and half pony/other Equestrian species offspring.
>What are the rules?
There are no thread specific rules, do what you want.
>What is the continuity (world/characters/attributes)?
Whatever you want it to be. Everything is a variable, there are no absolutes. Characters, names, genders, personalities, relationships, backgrounds, writing style, genre. If you want to know the common headcanons of certain characters, read some stories or ask the thread.
Searchable Archive:
http://anonpone.pineapplecomputing.com/search/?tags=satyr
Story by Parent:
http://pastebin.com/qFf46ep5 (embed)
Author List:
http://pastebin.com/RFgtrECq (embed)
Satyrs by Parent:
http://pastebin.com/uBqbm6eq (embed)
Dropbox
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/d94jlx7pgl5gg34/AABM4w-okI70GyrbCsVNee9Ga?dl=0
Need some proofing done? Or want to throw ideas around?
Add one of the Skypes below!
[NEEDS UPDATING]
>>25325852
Is there a full nude edit of this?
>>25330592
Sadly, no. Just the lingerie covered version
>>25330566
looks like her legs have melted
PREVIOUSLY ON THE CRIMES AGAINST NATURE PROGRAM
>>25265499
>What is this thread about?
Half human and half pony/other Equestrian species offspring.
>What are the rules?
There are no thread specific rules, do what you want.
>What is the continuity (world/characters/attributes)?
Whatever you want it to be. Everything is a variable, there are no absolutes. Characters, names, genders, personalities, relationships, backgrounds, writing style, genre. If you want to know the common headcanons of certain characters, read some stories or ask the thread.
Searchable Archive:
http://anonpone.pineapplecomputing.com/search/?tags=satyr
Story by Parent:
http://pastebin.com/qFf46ep5
Author List:
http://pastebin.com/RFgtrECq
Satyrs by Parent:
http://pastebin.com/uBqbm6eq
Dropbox
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/d94jlx7pgl5gg34/AABM4w-okI70GyrbCsVNee9Ga?dl=0
Need some proofing done? Or want to throw ideas around?
Add one of the Skypes below!
[NEEDS UPDATING]
I love Hope.
Reminder that Satyrs often suffer from hip and joint problem in their legs during their formative years, and to visit your local doctor specialising in hybrids regularly.
We tried not to go deeper
But we didn't listen
Geez...
>>25330375
nice quality faggot
>>25330375
>>25330515
Sorry about jpeging the shit out of it, but dat file size doe.
who would you date?
>Be Anon Jr.
>you're a Pegasus
>Diamond Tiara an Scootaloo wants to go an a date with you.
who will you choose.
>hot rich bitch
>crippled orphan
jeez, take a fucking guess.
>>25330353
>my waifu
>or the filly who is not my waifu
Scootaloo, no question about it.
>>25330382
Here we have a prime example of 4Chan scum.
>Ow! You stepped on my foot, pig fucker!!
>>25330298
"I-I'm sorry Sun- ehrm, I m-m-mean ms Shimmer. I'm a stupid pig fucker, y-y-you're right ms Shimmer. H-h-here, t-take my lunch money a-a-as an apology"
>>25330298
Go fuck yourself Sunset Shitter.
>>25330298
Shut your fucking face, Uncle Fucka
Whenever writefags create dialogue, I feel uneasy with any pony characters using swear words. With the exception of the word "bucking," it feels out of place for a cartoon horse from a non-adult cartoon show to use adult language since it is never actually said in the show itself.
Anyone else agree? Disagree? Don't give a shit?
>>25330031
if the point of it is comedy I don't mind
if it's meant to be serious it's shit writing
the thing you're aggravated at is called 'acting out of character'.
>>25330057
/thread
>>25330031
I agree on the "uneasy" part, since they never showed ponies swearing.
BUT
if there's something I learned from internet, it's that fandoms adapt and modify the original material everyday. So, I guess it's awkward, but not that awful.
>Don't you think I haven't seen the way you've been starin' at my lil' sis...
No need to be jealous, mudbutt.
So you haven't noticed me checking out your brother?excellent, keep it that way
>>25329704
with my eyes?
>TUALAH!!
>>25329680
ULLA!
>>25329680
>BANKEE!!
>>25329680
>RAERITIH
