PREVIOUSLY ON THE CRIMES AGAINST NATURE PROGRAM
>>25216256
>What is this thread about?
Half human and half pony/other Equestrian species offspring.
>What are the rules?
There are no thread specific rules, do what you want.
>What is the continuity (world/characters/attributes)?
Whatever you want it to be. Everything is a variable, there are no absolutes. Characters, names, genders, personalities, relationships, backgrounds, writing style, genre. If you want to know the common headcanons of certain characters, read some stories or ask the thread.
Searchable Archive:
http://anonpone.pineapplecomputing.com/search/?tags=satyr
Story by Parent:
http://pastebin.com/qFf46ep5 (embed)
Author List:
http://pastebin.com/RFgtrECq (embed)
Satyrs by Parent:
http://pastebin.com/uBqbm6eq (embed)
Dropbox
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/d94jlx7pgl5gg34/AABM4w-okI70GyrbCsVNee9Ga?dl=0
Need some proofing done? Or want to throw ideas around?
Add one of the Skypes below!
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>>25265271
Why would an Anon interact with a satyr from someone else?
If you want to write about Satyr vs Adult, then it could be Mr Cake, or Big Mac, or Twilight Sparkle, or whatever. Adding more Anons can confuse things.
>>25265565
He has a point, plus I feel like stories that feature prominetly as satyr vs. satyr interactions are weak compared to acting with cannon characters, since they actually have standard reactions and blocks of emotions vs their children who have no cannon personalities.
>>25265377
>Melody tries her own experiment with Muddle after hearing their results
>She over prepares and wears rainboots and a poncho
>>25265632
More stories like this would be nice
>>25265336
>>25265377
This needs to be written.
>>25265565I am thinking about doing something with either Petunia and AJ or Thistle and Twilight.
>>25265662
>Melody
That's a weird way to spell Misty.
>>25265675
Then people would bitch about Timber and Simmer and blah blah blah...
>>25265739
>Then people would bitch about Timber and Simmer and blah blah blah...
They do anyway. Just ignore the whiners.
>>25265753
Hmm, good point... Very good point indeed
>>25265739
Jesus fucking christ, just write the damn thing if you're going to do it.
>>25265675
>Ivy
>Not Broil
>Not Simmer reciprocating and slipping his long tongue between those equally thunderous dragon thighs
>Not getting splashed with copious amounts of femdrake cum
>Not getting turned on even further from his own sister's pheremones
>Not taking her rough and lovingly in the missionary position.
>>25265932
>Ivy
>Not Broil
Why not both?
They could take turns.
>Not Simmer reciprocating and slipping his long tongue between those equally thunderous dragon thighs
>Not getting splashed with copious amounts of femdrake cum
>Not getting turned on even further from his own sister's pheremones
>Not taking her rough and lovingly in the missionary position.
>pic related
>>25265932
>Simmer and Broil
>Not Broil and Glimmer
>Not having that purple nerd enter a new world of uninaginable pleasures
>Not having a dexterous and long drake tongue explore the sweet honeypot of a satyr
>Not having said satyr panting, gripping her bed sheets, legs buckling as the more experienced drake eats her out
>Not eventually having the drake move on to a VERY bad dragon strap on
>Not watching as the purple satyr can only meekly beg for more as the drake teases her
>Not wanting Broil to dominate Glimmer, bed rocking, screams filling the room
... Why do yoi not want this?
>>25266270
Fuck off fam you leave glimmer alone she is 2 pure 4 drakes
Specially little entitled shits that think they are hot shit.
>>25266270
Write it yourself if you want it so damn much. You keep pushing this idea but bring nothing other than making comments about it. Not even a story. Whenever I want to write about someone being friends or a ship, I at least try to write a few posts about it.
I think it sounds about as convoluted as it can get, but at least fucking try.
>>25266348
There was a thing or two a couple threads back with Glimmer questioning her sexuality... Was cute
>>25266348
>>25266315
People get intense with their ships, it seems
>>25266315
How are they hot stuff? Because they fight monsters? Hot Shot and Utah probably deal with threats to the nation on a weekly basis. Monster hunting is pleb tier.
>>25266381
I wouldn't consider it intense at all. It's more of that you keep asking for shit and pushing it whenever either of those two are mentioned without doing anything content wise. Why should I fucking care about this ship you keep pushing?
>>25266456
I'm not the guy Anon, I was making an observation. But you're right, walk the walk and stuff. Though most threadcanon was built on substantial amounts of discussion rather than quantitive stories
I like to think Laika, Thistle, and Petunia are friends and hang out at Sugarcube Corner sometimes. Alex and mumble occasionally joins them.
>>25266809
Why's that, friendo?
>>25266514
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/867853/4898dcbab4/
>The Flutterkids found their parents' "honeymoon tapes".
>They also figured out why there's so many of them.
>>25266972
They're shipped with one of the mane 6 sons so they probably have met each other at least once and became friends themselves.
>>25267031
Laika is-OHHH, Garret, right. Huh, that actually makes sense.
>>25266988
Do they actually watch it all the way through? Do any of them get awkward wingboners?
>>25266988
>"OH dear god, why is this edited too with different angles?"
>>25267074
They realize how terrible of a mistake this was and dumps the tape in a container of acetone?
>>25267114
They're all grounded for three weeks
>>25267162
I think seeing that video is enough of a punishment
>>25267162
>http://g.e-hentai.org/g/867853/4898dcbab4/
>>25267357
L-Lewd. Also holy crap I still can't get over Flutterbutter having so many ids, i thought applejack would have had the breeding hips...
>>25267522
Flutters is a closet nympho. Applejack is homegrown and very passionate, but modest in their occassional lovemaking.
>>25265739
Het, if Muddle is in a relationship with Misty, does this make it /ss/?
>>25267641
Could be, depending on when the relationship starts. Otherwise it's just jailbait.
>>25267522
What people don't seem to understand is that Pegasai are perfect breeding machines. They're made to move clouds or be grounded in perpetuity.
>>25267641
Well in my head canonsince that one Anon won't stop forcing this illogically stupid shipMisty sees the growth of Muddle from a snot nosed jerk to an awkward rough around the edges good guy and she eventually makes a move on him when he's a little older but much more mature. I really dislike this ship personally but I can digest it with that set up as it makes more sense than "You were a dick to my little blind sis, I wanna bone you know lol."
>>25267664
I'll take it. So, if I stand corrected, the significant drake pairings are:
>Rory x Thistle
>Simmer x Broil (Or Ivy, you really can't tell)
>Muddle x Misty
>Blare x Bonnet
Who should be paired up with Snap? And, if more stories come her way, eventually Cinder?
>>25267722
Hey. We'll bang, okay?
>>25267753
>Blare and Bonnet
For what reason
>>25268081
The whole slew of mini stories that one Anon wrote.
>>25268108
I mean why would a bitch ass drake even know fucking royalty?
My suspension of disbelief is gone.
>>25267753
Snap was paired up with Laika for a bit, but nobody really picked up on it, and I couldn't write them properly.
>>25267054
I do also like the idea of Laika helped Garret with gems. After the first few times they decide to get more personal. Garret realizes she's kind of illiterate and he decides to help her learning how to read.
How long can /sat/ go without mentioning shipping?
>>25268297
0 hours
Since Halloween is near, what would the satyrs be doing this year? Trick or treating, handling a haunted house and scaring fillies and colts, going into an actual haunted house?
>>25268297
>Create characters
>Develop characters
>Ship characters
Granted more friendships would be nice, but it seems like it was an inevitability.
>>25268352
>that second step
>>25268148
I dunno. Blare's confusing and emotional like that.
>>25268713
Why'd they break up again, they looked nicevin this pic. Also Blare a cute
>>25268587
Well then Anon gimme a character from the main six or the princesses to give some development!Note this is not against any of the side characters but for fucks sakes man, we have enough children to staff a factory in here.
>>25269038
Most of those satyrs are already well developed, though.
>>25269079
Developed, alright then, but where is the big ass pastbin that gives everyone not in the know an idea on what they are like? As far as I know the major rule is that everything here is fast and loose in terms of cannoness.
>Its Nightmare Night in Ponyville…or more accurately, it’s the morning OF Nightmare Night in Ponyville as Hope and Gumdrop walk up to the mayor’s office.
>Gumdrop scribbles down notes as Hope looks over the large double doors and smiles “This is gonna be the PERFECT place to have a haunted house, its already a run down mess.”
>”Just don’t let the Mayor hear you say that.” Gumdrop angrily replies while narrowing her eyes “I had to have mom pull a lot of strings to get us to use this place for free.”
>”Ah we’ll be fine.” She dismisses before cracking her knuckles, “Ok, lets have a look inside.” She states before walking forward as Gumdrop holds her back.
>”They aren’t open yet.”
>”What?! Then why did we come out here!?”
>”Because they open in like an hour, and we’re gonna use this time to..”
>Before she can finish the large double doors open as Pogo and Mayor Mare come out, Pogo notices them and gives an odd smile, “Hey, you guys er early.”
>Hope leans forward as though not recognizing him before raising an eyebrow “Pogo? What are you doing here?”
>”Um, Im here for catering for the Halloween party tonight.”
>Bonbon taps her pen against the notebook annoyed before adding “You’re not scheduled to arrive for another 4 hours.”
>Pogo thinks as Mayor Mare cuts in “Oh, well Pogo also works as my advisor so he often does overtime here.”
>Gumdrop makes no reply before looking back at the Mayor “So can we look through the offices now?”
>”…Sure, I..just need to clean up a bit.”
>Today was a start of Haunted House kind of day
>>25268218
Doesn't Laika talk like a brain damaged child?
>>25269604
The very first story written about her did, at least.
http://pastebin.com/h9YBm2pJ
>>25268887
Blare slowly(quickly) developed into an abusive girlfriend from her very first green.
>>25269855
Aw! She looks so nice in that pic though. Did they atleast bang?
>>25266270
I prefer Simmer and Broil myself, but I don't see why they couldn't occasionally invite other satyrs in on their fun.
>>25269271
Pogo x Mayor Mare is a nice development
>>25269146
That's an interesting thought. Should the thread have a pastebin that goes over the suggested canon personalities of every satyr?
>>25269890
She almost let him get assraped by a Minotaur which caused some issues for Simmer, does that count?
>>25269943
Did the minotaur think Simmer was a girl?
>>25269948
I think so. That or Blare pointed him his way. I can't remember the hard details.
>>25269943
But...they looked cute...
>>25269957
Looking cute is no excuse for abuse. Just look at real life examples. Couples may look cute, but the moment the harsh words and hits come out, red flag. Red flags everywhere.
>>25269986
For real life, yeah, but this is /sat/. Where hard rules and principles don't apply. Blare could just as easily be a simple foil to Simmer's naivette and have an opposites attract type of thing.
>>25270019
With abuse...
>>25270046
Or not, since the whole incident can easily be retconned or brushed off.
>>25269957
ButSimmer and Ivy looked cute too
>>25270067
Or perhaps you'd preferpillow fights?
>>25270067
>>25270071
Hm. Hm. This is...acceptable. As well as cute. Why are they primarily a couple though? Was Fluttershy with the rest of the Mane Six during Spike Quest?
>>25270090
Nope. Pretty sure it started off as a joke, but then people thought it was cute, so they went with it. Two woobies who can be sweet and tender togetherin both senses. There was a nice green about Simmer and Ivy having a slow and cute first time.
>>25270106
I remember that. Quick desu search later and:
>"Oh...A-ah..."
"S-sorry, did I hurt you?"
>"No no, keep going. Mn! Y-you're doing fine..."
"Okay...H-hah..."
>"That's it....That's-AH!"
"W-what is it? Is something wrong, was it too hard?"
>"Just...o-oh~! Like that, keep gong like that~!"
"Mph! Are you sure-hah-that you're okay? Hah...mph!"
>"I'm alright just-Mmph! H-harder! Fuck me harder! Yes...oh~! Faster!"
"Mmm! I-Ivy! I'm getting-!"
>"Keep at it Simmer! Aaah...oh fuck! Fuck! It's coming! It's...H-haaaah~! Mnnngh! Hah....ah...!"
>"Simmer, I'm quite alright, you could stop squeezing me so hard."
"Really? I-I didn't hurt you?"
>"Not in the slightest. You were very lovely."
"Are you sure? I didn't pull too hard or nip at the wrong place o-or-"
>"You were the perfect amount of monster in bed. I couldn't have asked for anything better. Now come over here so I can give you a hug for a job well done."
"Thank you...mmn."
>"See? Isn't this nice?"
"Yeah...Ivy?"
>"Hm?"
"You're very soft."
>"Why thank you. And you're very warm."
"A-and you're very...pretty."
>"Aw, you don't have to blush so much if we're already in bed together~"
"Sorry!"
>"No need to apologize Simmer...are you ready for another go?"
"Yes please. Would you like me to do the thing with my tongue you like?"
>"Oh, very much, thank you~"
"Great! Let me just...wiggle a bit..'scuse me, pardon me."
>"Mmn...oh, watch the tail. Yes...ah, that's it. Mmn! O-ohoh my~"
>>25270173
>oh my~
>>25270106
Oh. Well I guess that seems relatable. I bet if Blare and Simmer banged it would've been cute...or hot.
>>25270173
Aha! I see your cute and raise you this!
>"A-Aghhn~! God, it's been so long...f-fuck~"
"Am I...doing-hah! O-okay, Blare?"
>"Y-yeah, yeah, just keep at it. AH~!"
"Gnnh...B-Blare!"
>"That's it! D-Do it harder! Hard-OH~! A-aaha, fuck! C'mere! Simmer~!"
"Ah! Hhah~! H-h-hey! Y-you're squeezing t-too tight!"
>"Thrust faster, I-I'm so close! H...hahhh~! Oh! Yes...YES~!"
"Mmm-mng! I-It's...too much~! I-I'm a-about to-!"
>"Hnnaah~! I w-want it! Hah...F-fuck me~! Give it to me!"
"Nnnnghah! B-Blare-!"
>"Ohhh yeah...oh fuck~! Fuckfuckfuck-! ooOoooOOOH! AH-hhaaah~! Hhhah...hnng~! Hah...Mmnn..."
>"I honestly don't know why you were ever nervous..."
"R-really? Was it okay? I-I didn't dissapoint you?"
>"You passed with flying colors and then some, you little firecracker."
"*sigh* That's a relief. But...u-uh-...Blare?"
>"Hmmm?"
"Does...does this mean...w-we're dating now?"
>"Weeell...I don't see why not~"
"You mean it!?"
>"Cross my heart. Here, I'll even seal the deal with a kiss~"
"Mmmnph!"
>"Mmmhnhm~!"
"Pwuah! T-that...y-y-your tongue!"
>"You like that? It's how grown ups kiss. "
"Hey! W-what's that supposed to mean?"
>"Aaaaw~! You look so adorable when you're blushing, I could just eat you-Mmmnph!"
"Mmmmnhah! T-there, now we're even!"
>"Oh, that's how you want to do it, huh? C'mere you!"
"Ah! B-Blare! Stahahap, haha! T-t-that tickles~!"
>"Mmnn...I've still got a whole lot of things to teach you~"
Anyway, let's stop talking about Simmer and ships for a good while. Someone mentioned how we don't get much character development by other ways than satyr x satyr interacting with each other. What are some other ways to develop them?
>>25270483
pets? teachers?
>>25270483
Show how they were as children, to teenager, to adult?
Dead today, yeah?
>>25269932
Would certainly help I think if we just compile something at least for what most people tend to think about certain kids act. I mean having them be carbon copies of their mothers is a bit lame, but if we could add in a little twist to them thanks to human nature, that'd be cool.
Like Cider is usually vegan as the rest of the ponies, however on certain nights she likes to relax with her old man and tear into a good ribeye. That parts not so bad to her mother,It's the fact that she likes to eat a pear afterwards as a dessert.
>>25270483
Have a plucky group of them work together on a epic quest that is in reality just them accomplishing a simple task as getting a baseball back from the ol Apple Family dog?
Bunch of Satyr from the same parents in sibling rivialires?
>>25272606
One idea I had for a sibling rivalry is Utah and Bucky.It started after Bucky dressed up as leatherface with a chainsaw after Utah and Petunia watched a horror movie.
>>25270483
I prefer Blare falling for Blue Bonnet, personally. Or Salai, hell, even o3p could work.
>>25272621
Utah and Bucky are Applejack's right? Brothers?
Neato, think that Cider might get invovled in that or would it devolve into a prank war with the boys using their respective favorite aunts to help out? [Pinkie for Bucky and Rainbow for Utah]
I could see nothing possibly going wrong with this idea!
>>25272633Anon who wrote all those shorts hereI was actually trying to fully develop the o3p for them, so feel free to canonize that whenever. It would spoil my heart silly.
What would Laika be for Nightmare Night?
>>25272707
Scooby-Doo
>>25272707
>>25272702
Aww, why'd you stop?I liked your shorts. If I ever work on them, might follow through with them as "canon".
>>25272743I used to write all of those shorts on the bus to work. It was a great way to fill time usefully. Then I got a new job, one that's much closer to home with longer hours. I don't take the bus anymore, so I guess it was a matter of setting for me.Plus, there was a point where I felt I started ruining the dynamic as I lost where and how to move forward.I leave it up to you, Anon.
>>25272764
Nigga, follow this
http://io9.com/5916970/the-22-rules-of-storytelling-according-to-pixar
>>25272764
Understandable. I had a similar situation, only less bus and more laptop... So much less meaningful
Reminder that Emery has dem earth pone thighs.
>>25273056
Who
>>25273063
From this CYOA.
>>25223082
Any Halloween one shot ideas? I wanna write one but I've been drawing a lot of blanks
>>25269932
>Pogo x Mayor Mare is a nice development
I always think that she was his first and he would still be with her had she not broke it off to let him live and date girls his own age. She is still happy for the experience
![[cocksocking incestifies] even harder.png](https://i.imgur.com/XRxfAIj.png "[cocksocking incestifies] even harder.png")
>>25273208
Anon, League and Home Run terrorize the town as baseball furies.
>>25273208
Venus goes trick or treating and gets pranked by someone who dresses up as Cadence
Because they actually have some idea
>>25273208
Mason actually spends time with Mayor Mare
>>25273208
Cider wants Darcy to go trick-or-treating with her.
>>25273587
>Cider wants to trick Darcy to go trick or treating with her so she can suck on her tits
>>25273629
Unf.
>>25273629
>>25273687
Get out
>>25273706Nah
>Cider wants Darcy to go trick or treating with her because she knows that the odds of getting a ton of candy is really high if a hot chick is with her.
>>25273208
Satyr plans to watch a scary movie with his or her friends, but they can't decide on which movie to watch because they all have different opinions on what's considered scary.
>>25274336
Show them the video of your sonfu/daughteru's birth.
If anyone's taking art requests, I wanna see Mistake kitted up like an X-Com Squaddie. Complete with Personal Armor.
>>25274583
Speaking of art requests, someone's posting satyr requests on the /d/ drawthread
>>25274336
they can all watch terrible ones from the 80s instead
>>25274643
Ffs...
I did the Brownie Bun satyr.
I couldnt think of a name, however, i was going to hit up the ask blog, to keep it authentic, or whatever.
>>25276001
Fudge Swirl, maybe?Can she actually cook, or is that bowl about to explode?
>>25276001
>Hair is exactly the same as Brown Bun's
[muffled ree-ing in the distance]I like Cinnamon Roll
>>25274336
The obvious answer is >>25275388 and he got dubs.
The alternative is to sit down and watch Cabin in the Woods and keep them tense until the very end.
Four Satyrs going as the Payday Gang
>>25276253
Timber, Simmer, Utah, and PogoThe hate team!
>>25276261
I like it, I wanna see this happen
>>25276261
>People hate Utah and Pogo
Are you high?
>>25276289
pretty sure he means that they hate other people, not people hating them
>>25276309
>Pogo
>Hating anyone
>Utah
>Having anything resembling character
Are you high as well?
>>25276339
I'm just assuming that's what the guy meant, don't shoot the messenger
>>25273242
>It's the dead of the night in Ponyville as fillies and colts alike go trick or treating in the cool autumn holiday.
>Of them, Alex and Pogo walk side by side in their custom made costumes along the wet pavement.
>Alex was sporting nothing but a brown leather sleeveless jacket with her itty bitty kitty titties bandaged tightly up.
>Next to her walked Pogo wearing the same thing sans the bandages as he covers his nipples while shivering "T.these costumes are s.stupid; I'm freezing my tail o.off."
>"Oh quit your crying, we warriors don't cry."
>"I sh.should have never shown you that movie." He laments as before the two come up to a single child satyr sitting on a cement wall. Wearing a baseball jersey complete with matching face paint and baseball bat on the side.
>Alex eyes her from top to bottom before resting her arm on her side and raising an eye brow "You looking to start some shit small fry?" She challenges as Pogo looks at her offended.
>"Alex! She's just a child!" He defends as she suddenly raises her hand to reveal 3 glass bottles fit snugly on her fingers as she begins to sing song "Satyrrrrs! Come out to playyy!"
>Pogo looks over nervously at get stupefied before asking in disbelief "What?"
>To which she replies even louder "SATYRRRS! COME OUT TO PLAAYYY!"
>Almost on cue from the front you enter, wearing the same matching baseball jersey and bat as you nod while firmly smacking the bat against your hand.
>From the back League walks up as she drags the bat in her mouth and scrapes along the pavement as she stops just short of the two.
>Silence fills the air as Alex looks between you three while Pogo clutches to her arm in worry before Alex smiles. "Damn, you little Runt, your guys theme costume is way cooler than ours."
>Dropping the act Home Run giggles excitedly as she scoots off the wall "You like it?! My dad said we should go as this for Nightmare Ween."
>"Yeah it definitely works for you, you guys ready to go trick or treating?"
>>25276517
>"Ok!" She cheers as they all come together and walk away as Pogo remains and looks around confused.
>"What the hell was that about!?"
>Today was a she didn't tell him kind of day
>>25276517
Short but sweet. I enjoyed it, and I hope someone draws it.
>>25276284
>They go trick or treating
>Adults d'aw
>They want them to act out the game
>The kids are a bit reluctant at first...
>Then as the night goes on
>"Put the candy, IN THE BAG!"
>"Do it, do it, do it!"
>"On your knees, this is candy, this means nothing to you."
>"Are we doing the wallet thing? I know the last house wanted us to do the wallet thing- oh, thank you... 20 bits!"
>"This is the best halloween ever!"
>"Nightmare Night."
>"Who care?! Whoooo!"
>>25276339Mind telling me what's wrong with Utah?
>>25277288I never "got," him as a character. I know his origins and all that, but when I think of "Utah," I really don't think of anything. He was in one story that I remember and that involved Thorn.
Satyr can't sleep, what do?
>>25278289
Horse tranqs
Satyr goes to an outdoor Nightmare Night party set in Whitetail Woods with everyone's parents as chaperones. Who meets who for the first time?
>>25278289
Find his sister and ask if she wants to cuddle.
>>25278289
Stay awake with her and tell her stories the whole night until she falls asleep.
>>25278763
Hope meets Hope
Utah's been listening to his dad talk too much about the human world and had the sick idea of dressing up as a scarecrow and sitting on his front porch with a bowl of candy in his lap. How does your child react when he scares the everloving shit out of them?
>>25282067
>Screams and cries as they run away
>Punch him in the face as a natural reaction
>Punch him in the face AND take the candy bowl
>Nothing. She just stares at him. Eyes cold, unmoving, ss if looking through him...Pebble too op, pls nerf
>tfw 4chan is probably gonna be ruined all day
>>25282972
Ruined? More like weird.
>>25283212
All the colors are clashing horribly, and it ignores the regular stylesheets.
>>25283237
Gotta enjoy the dancing skeleton, though.
Speaking of, do we have any pics of satyrs dancing?
>>25283308
The dancing skeleton in the catalog is fine. It's just the horribly clashing eye-hurting colors that are the problem.
>>25283327
That's exactly what I said.
>>25274336
So which Satyr would be going to see these bad horror movies?
>>25283629
Hope, Pogo, Garret, Glimmer, Cider, Icarus, and Ivy.
>>25283650
OG satyrs represent
>>25283650
Who is Icarus and who is Ivy?
>>25284158
>Icarus
That one kinda makes sense since he doesn't ger brought up much unless it involves Ambrosia or Ace. (Rainbow Dash's son)
>Ivy
That one actually confuses me a bit. Ivy gets brought up constantly, most recently >>25270067
>>25270071
And a bunch of text posts. (Fluttershy's daughter.)
Both are the first born of their respective parents.
>>25284158
Icarus is Rainbow Dash's son, Ivy is Fluttershy's daughter.
>>25284261
Huh, you're right. Do you think Icarus is the defacto leader of the Wonderbolt satyrs? I'd imagine it would be someone older like Ace, but she seems conflicted on whether or not she'd commit to it.
>>25284300
Always thought it would be Ace as well, with Icarus being second in command, so to speak. Always had them be the same age but Ace us just a few months older than Icarus.
Okay, so there's a Trick-Or-Treat conflict brewing between the three major satyr houses, The Apples, the Shys, and the Pies. Every family member is dressed up and ready to get as much candy as possible. Which one do you think would win? The Pies for their hyperactivity? The Apples for their sheer numbers? Or the Shys for their cuteness factor?
>>25284325
I could see that. I normally have Ace as the eldest of the high flyers and Tonbo as the second in name only. Then it goes down the chain of command as Icarus, Stormchaser, Dynamo, and Hotshot. Hotshot and Icarus are the youngest by about three years, while Dynamo and Stormchaser and Tonbo are around one or two years younger than Ace.Captcha:pumpkins
>>25274336
>Pogo fluffs the couch cushions and cleans off the small trash on the floor as Pinkie comes trotting in with many assorted snacks balancing on her body.
>She sets them down on the large table in front of the TV before sliding a cola can towards Alex, "Here you go sweetie."
>"Oh, thanks Mrs. Pie."
>"You're welcome~" She chirps before playfully nudging her "Just dont get TOO scared tonight and hug up on my Pogo ya hear~ Nudge Nudge." She states before giggling and trotting away as Alex ruffles her hair bashfully.
>"Jeez, your mom's a trip."
>"Oh yeah, thats just how she is. but thats good, she really likes you."
>"I guess." She nervously curls up cracking open the soda.
>Its then the door bell rings as Pogo claps happily "Yay! They're here!"
>He runs up to the door and opens it to see Darcy and Cider, the two are wearing matching latina style dancer costumes but Pogo thinks that what Darcy was wearing was what she wore during her last birthday.
>Cider points at Darcy and practically barks "Give her candy, she's hot."
>Pogo laughs out loud while reaching to the side to grab Pinkie's emergency trick or treater bucket "Well I wouldn't know about that, she's my cousin, but you are simply adorable Cider, here, have a Trix."
>”Awesome!” Cider gasps as she grabs hold of it before realizing “Wait, just one? Cant I have Darcy’s?”
>Pogo looks to Darcy as she face palms with a slight blush “Just give it to her.” She sighs as he chuckles.
>”Ok, here, have another.” He plops it into her bag before setting the bucket down, “Hey you two should stay here, we’re doing a scary movie night. Lots of snacks for Cider and you can hang with us cuz.”
>Darcy shakes her head with a tired smile “Thanks, but I’ll pass. I really just want to hit these last few houses and go back home, Nightmare Night was never really my thing.”
>”Oh, well ok, see ya.”
>>25284524
>”Bye.” The two share a quick hug before Darcy takes her leave. With that Pogo closes the door and resumes cleaning.
>Alex looks at the stack of dvds on the table and casually browses through them, “So which of these are we gonna watch?”
>”All of em, if we can anyway.”
>”Cool.”
>A few hours later, the doorbell rings again as Pogo opens it to see Garret and Laika standing side by side, he gives his hair a bounce in that diva way his mother does while looking to the side “Sorry we’re late, I had to make sure Laika looked fabulous.”
>:She raises an eyebrow at him as Pogo looks her over from top to bottom, she was wearing the same thing she always does but its her who speaks up “No you didn’t.”
>To which he smiles at her “I know, because you always look fabulous.”
>Laika gives a heartfelt “Awww, milkbone.” Before she affectionately rubs her nose against his as the two give babytalk to one another.
>Pogo gives a small uncomfortable cringe as they come to a slow stop as Laika looks over “We actually got held up a bit, the treat or trickers are out in full force.”
>”Trick or treaters sweetie.”
>”Oh yeah, sorry.”
>Pogo gives it a friendly wave “Its fine, what matters is you’re here.” He steps aside to let them in as they follow behind; they take their seats on the couch as Pogo slides them some snacks.
>Garret looks around curiously before asking “Has Glimmer and Icarus shown up yet?”
>”No, not yet. But you know Icarus, he’s always running late about something.”
>Garret laughs in agreement “Yeah, but Glimmer is not one to usually be late.”
>”Im sure she’s coming.” He states sitting on the couch and going through some dvds, “So until then, what movie should we see first?”
>>25284532
Gonna call it here, I got work really soon and don’t think I’ll be able to finish it. If somebody wants to add to this then by all means go for it.But I did want to add a semi shipping/cute scene of Glimmer feeling bad she doesn’t have a “date” and Icarus kind of sitting next to her so she doesn’t feel bad not having a guy next to her.
>>25284532
Garret with the moves
>>25284423
In my mind it went
>Ace
>Icarus
Skip a year
>Maverick
>Soarin's son
Skip another year
>Prism
>Hot Shot
>Fleetfoot's kids
I don't particularly have a ages in mind for Stormwalker, Dynamo, or Tonbo.
>>25285187
Soarin and Fleetfoot have satyrs?
Any love for the mini derps?
>>25285429
Are they literally retarded, or just visually impaired?
>>25285429
Do you seriously have to ask?
>>25285458
Yes.
>>25285187
1 ">" = 1 year
>Ace
>Misty
>Hotshot, Tonbo, Stormwalker, Icarus, Ivy
>Melody
>Prism
>Timber
>
>Thorn, Dynamo
>Dingaling
>>25285429
Are you new? The Derpy girls get a LOT of love.
>>25285474
Yes retarded or yes visually impaired?
Or both?
>>25285458
No, just Misty's fine from my understanding, Melody's blind, and Ding is a kid in most stories. Plus Derpy isn't retarted, just scatterbrained and clumsy.
>>25285483
Both of course.
>>25285482
Yep, first time on the satyr threads
>>25285496
Oh, then yes. Derpy babies are beloved.
>>25285482
Wait, so is Tonbo talking about babies with someone five years younger than her?
>>25285496
Oh, well welcome. Hope the eventual squabbles don't steer you away. It usually doesn't last long.
>>25285215
They only have names. Don't really have a personallity for them.
Soarin's son is named Jetstream (I think this one is in the pastebin if I remember right)
And Fleetfoot's kids are Freefall (F) and Greased Lightning (M)
>>25285561
As long as there's cute dad!anon stories, I'll be sticking around
>>25285575
So does this mean Maverick, Amelia, and Prism all have ships now?
>>25285777
>Not shipping Maverick with Prism in the first placePlus Maverick and an only child to me. But do what you want.
>>25285561
I actually ship Dynamo with Mudpie, sooo, unless you're going by my estimations, you don't have to worry about Tonbo pulling an Ace.
>>25285617
Speaking of Dad Anon stories, do you think the Anons will go trick or treating with their satyrs? Would Luna's family go out in Ponyville to celebrate Nightmare Night?
>>25285897
Of course! Unkess there babies are "too old" for dad and mom trick or treating...
>>25285922
No one's too old for trick or treating
>>25285972
I said dad and mom trick or treating. You think I don't know trick or treating is for EVERYONE? I know.
Do you think the fauns celebrate Nightmare Night?
>>25286662
I want to motorboat those Minotaur titties
>>25286892
Mudpie, Dynamo, Muddle (and siblings), Daedulus, Snapshot, Thistle, Simmer, Broil, Asha, and Driftwood. Is that the correct amount of dark skinned satyrs?
>>25287000
Daedalus isn't that dark. If you're counting her, then you'd have to include Darcy... Also, does it matter?
>>25287427
I'm just keeping a count. Plus I forgot to add Annie, so it stays about the same if I take out D.D.
Who has the most playful ears?
>>25287862
Yuzu. No doubt. Are the pointy ears on other satyrs expressive like an elf's?
>>25287905
Broil's are... But people focus more on pushing the cest then they do the ears.
>>25287905
I like to think the cow ears are really fun to play with.
>>25287925
>Not liking the 'cest.
>>25288018
>>25288018
Is that from Hellraiser?
>>25288018
Don't get me wrong, Incest is one of my top fetishes, but when every other thing incest, well... Over indulgence of ANYTHING leads to contempt.
>>25288043
There can never be too much incest.
>>25287862
She's a cutie, but udders and boobs at the same time? That's just weird.
>>25288095
>There can never be too much ____
I'll take "Most flawed philosophies" for 400.
>>25288112
Speak for yourself, I wish we could get a picture of kimmy with all her species appropriate nips.
>>25288112
Agreed
>>25288112
>>25288139
Pffft, for you. Some people like the udders.Some people don't and that's okay too.
>>25288147
What about having her just have human boobs with big cow-nipples instead?
>>25288147
>>25288147
Unless I'm going to write something with awkward humor, I prefer her without them.
>>25288169
Also acceptable.
>>25288172
>And that okay too
>>25288139
>nice tits
>little bit of a belly
>>25288225
Unless you're ready to accept udders, I'd reccomend keeping themagicpants on and settling for a bj or titty fuck.
>>25288026
Yes
who the fuck is Utah?
>>25288458
Applejack's kid, recently came to prominence, at least one confirmed moment of getting a lot of boob. Albeit cow boobs, but still.
>>25288508
Oh, ok, I was always Curious and thought his parent was either Big Mac or Braeburn. I thought AJs kids were Ambrosia and Cider?
>Cow Boob
I personally like her cow udders, even if they are "redundant", there are plenty of things you can do with those big, soft cow udders.Writing a short one shot about it
>>25288623
>Ambrosia
That'd be Braeburn's baby.
Oh, Utah knows. Those cow boobs were from when he milked them. Got to second base with Petunia.
4 >>25288623
>>25288623
>Writing a short one shot about it.
How hype should I be?
Solo hype, siblingcest hype, daddy daughter hype, orshipping disappoint?
>>25288704
Siblingcest FTW.
>>25288798
Nope, Electra is best cest.
>>25288704
Shipping disapoint
>>25287862
>Utah gives a mighty slash down as he splits the wood blocks in two. Fidgeting to pull it out, he pulls at it before it pops out as he sets the next block down.
>Out in the fields, he mumbles annoyances to himself as he straps himself into his plow harness and begins pulling along the soil.
>Not far off, Petunia looks on from the barn and gives an almost dreamy sigh. To which her mother notices, "There is nothing wrong with going over to say hi sweetie."
>"What? Oh, haha, no. I'd just be bothering him, we can chat later." She states before looking back out at the hard at work Utah.
>The door slowly swings open as Big Mac and Utah come trudging in covered in a fine cost of dirt and grime.
>They pass Granny Smith as she sleeps on the coach before going their separate ways.
>Utah goes into a bathroom and sighs tiredly before undressing and running the water.
>Leaving the shower he walks up to his room and enters, on the bed politely sits Petunia with a silver metal bucket by her on the table by bed.
>She waves at him with a friendly smile "Hey Utah, ready?" She asks as he smiles and nods.
>He crawls on the bed as Petunia scoots to the head of bed and rests her back against the wall before spreading her legs apart.
>Utah slowly lays backwards and rests his head right on her udders as he breathes out relaxed.
>Petunia reaches into the bucket and brings out a small chilled container of milk before handing it to him "Here, it's not mine." She laughs as he smiles.
>"Thanks."
>He pops the cork off and takes drinks it down as Petunia begins to hum to him and massage his head, firmly gripping tuffs of hair and then rubbing his scalp as he corks the glass and closes his eyes to fully enjoy the blissful sensation.
>He waits a moment before replying "Thanks Petunia."
>To which she stops humming and smiles "No problem." Before resuming.
>Like that, the two unwind for the night.
>He did brush his teeth later.
>Small end
>>25288817
I'd rate them more or less equally.
>>25288820
Saddened by how short it is, but it was still nice.
>>25288820
Ada'wable. I liked it.
Just did 90% of my two-man dish crew shift alone, that sucked.
I was really hoping Lion-O would follow through with his appearance.
>>25289317
Patience, kid
Thorn was always excited about Nightmare Night. She refrained from being quite so girlish, most of the time, even though she was plenty concerned about her appearance. It was just that the goth-y, rocker sort of look she tended to go for lent itself to a little messiness. Combined with a 'too cool for this' affect, her demeanor meant she didn't get to girl out over her favorite accessories and outfits.
Not so on halloween, though. Thorn could improvise a costume out of things she already owned, from tastefully obscure source material, and execute it well enough that parents tended to get references that went over her peers' heads. She was already planning out this year's regalia in her head: a macaw-like swoop of black mane over the top of her head, a purple-and-yellow tie, white button-up and a maroon suit with white pinstripes. The only problem was the tommy gun, to complete the 'You Are the Quarry' album cover look-alike. She mused about how she could find a suitable prop while she noticed Jay turning the corner across the street, his eyes already eagerly looking ahead to the corner where Thorn would wait.
She grinned to herself as she watched him hurrying across the street, musing for a moment that he should come along as a Vauxhall salesman. She quickly banished the idea as way too much of a reach. That 'Vauxhall and Me' sucked, anyway.
"Hey, babe!" called Jay, catching his hoof on a rock and tripping awkwardly like he almost always did, somehow. He ran up to Thorn and threw his arms around her, excited as a little puppy. He shrugged off his backpack as he pulled back, and began rooting through a pocket for his headphone splitter.
>>25289693
"Great news!" he came to a stop next to Thorn, fumbling with his tangled headphone cables. "I got a holiday job!" Thorn's wings drooped slightly in surprise, her dreams of cute holiday costumes burst like a bubble. Jay continued obliviously, getting hooked up to her iPod and checking in on the music she was listening to.
"Double pay, and it's just a school dance," he said. "Out of town, though, and it runs SUPER late. I won't be back until the next day. Maybe we can go on a date and I can pay, for once!"
Thorn forced a smile, and re-arranged her wings before Jay could notice. She had plenty of time. As sweet as he was, Jay was mired in a sea of cluelessness long before Thorn had ever known him. Thorn hadn't even realized that she wanted so badly to be with Jay on Nightmare Night, but knowing that she'd be without him, the holiday suddenly seemed pointless. She spent the long walk home with him trapped in the conundrum that was 'being Jay's girlfriend'.
She was hurt that he didn't want to spend the holiday with her. But from that big clueless grin and those sweet brown eyes, she knew he meant no ill. Moreover, he would be devastated if he knew he'd hurt her feelings. So hurt, in fact, that Thorn hesitated to let him know anything was wrong at all--it would be better just to suck it up than to try to make him understand how much she had been looking forward to the holiday. By the time they arrived home, Thorn had resigned herself to spending Nightmare Night alone, and making sure that Jay took her on one hell of a date after.
>>25289726
***********
Jay arrived at the office about an hour before he had to leave. He didn't particularly like being extra-early, even for a paying gig, but the shop was the closest thing to a studio Jay could get. The big Yamaha keyboard had a minidisc slot, and supported multi-track recording and onboard mixing--everything he needed to compose, albeit very slowly and laboriously.
The shop rented equipment as well as offering show services, but the equipment rentals were fewer and farther between. Even then, loudspeakers, amplifiers and mics made up the brunt of their business--anybody who needed a big, professional quality keyboard either had one, or found their time at a studio that did. Or, got a part-time job as a DJ at a rental place that had one.
Jay composed on his headphones in the otherwise empty store for half an hour or so, but his work came to a halt as his coworker, Dionysus, carted a few loudspeakers and an amp through the front door. Jay stood and tugged his headphones down to hang around his neck, calling out across the shop.
"What happened?" Di started stacking the equipment back on the shelves, with a somber expression.
"Ehhh, my gig was cancelled," he said. "Supposed to be a birthday party--who's so unlucky they get born on Nightmare Night? But... apparently humans can be allergic to peanuts? And peanut butter? So the mom ate one of the cupcakes and had some kind of reaction to it. They cancelled the party because she might, like... she might actually /die/, man."
Jay's face was frozen in an expression of horror when Di looked up at him, giving the purple-furred satyr a bit of a jolt.
>>25289737
"Gaahhh, that stare, man!" he admonished, angrily. Jay shook his head to clear it, visibly overwhelmed with sympathy for the unlucky family. He thought about how scary the possibility of losing a loved one is, and how even in the most ordinary of moments, everything you expect about your future can be ripped away from you. An image popped into his head, unbidden, of himself and Thorn years down the line. With decades of marriage between them, she was torn away forever by a simple cupcake and a careless baker...
"Hey, Di?" called Jay, somewhat frantically. He began the process of shutting down the keyboard, saving all his edits to the disc inside. "You, uh, you still want to make some money tonight?" Dionysus laughed to himself as he watched. Jay's emotions were always on display, as easy to read as a picture book.
"Shit, man," he said, with a grin. "You took a job on Nightmare Night... and you're dating a goth rocker girl. You are CLUELESS, Jay! She must really like you, to put up with all your shit." Jay looked up from the keyboard long enough to flash a 'well, what can ya do' smirk, then threw his things in his bag and pulled it over his shoulder.
"You'll cover for me, then?" he asked, with just a hint of desperation in his voice. Di waved his hand approvingly.
"Sure as shit, I'll take your money," he answered. "Go be with your girl. It's Nightmare Night, after all... I dunno what the hell you were doing working tonight, anyway." He said the last bit to himself, as Jay had already clambered out the door. Di smiled, walking toward the back to retrieve the equipment Jay had readied for his gig.
As Di rounded the corner, he saw the cart--empty. He glanced at the clock in surprise--there's no way Jay could have gotten this close to the gig without actually prepping his gear! Di sighed, and put his hands on his hips, staring at the empty cart where several loudspeakers, three decks, and two kinds of cable should be.
>>25289753
"God-fucking-dammit, Jay."
***********
Thorn arrived home, costume perfect--mood, less so. Kaos was a bitch. Thorn knew her sulking at a party had made her an obvious target, but the thought that she deserved a calling out didn't soothe her. If anything, it irked her all the more--she might have had some fun, if she could have just stayed quiet and stormy in peace for a bit. The suit was a little warm for the weather, but she didn't take it off. She just sat down, and began to page through her limited collection for scary movies to watch alone. Thorn would never say it out loud--but she wished so very much Jay could be there with her.
The hours rolled slowly by for her, starting with 'Paranormal Activity'. She did love a good poltergeist story. But even though Thorn was casting an extra glance at all her shadows, she just hadn't gotten her itch scratched yet. She began to dig around in the menu, looking for 'The Haunting'. She opted for the old black-and-white original over the new, lame CG film, and settled in.
The story gripped her more, told in black and white and with slightly more punchy characters. The movie was longer, too... they took the time to build a story, back in the day. It made the slow introduction of the ghost so much spookier.
As the climax of the movie set in, the ghost was making all sorts of banging and knocking sounds--enough so that, when her front door slammed open, Thorn jumped in her seat and widened her eyes at the TV. Jay wasn't exactly quiet in his approach, but she was taken completely off guard when, just past the image of the mansion's door bending and stretching in toward the home's helpless inhabitants, her own room's door burst open.
>>25289767
"THORN!" Jay called, with the kind of desperation in his voice befitting of a life-threatening emergency. He was greeted with a loud scream, and an instant later, the feeling of a not-too-lightweight plastic tommy gun slamming into his face. Thorn remained in near hysterics as he recovered.
"FUCK! FUCK!" she screamed, hands on her face. "Baby! Oh my fucking GOD why would you do that?!" Jay looked up at her from his position on the floor, jumbled up with his backpack, nursing a sore cheek in his hand.
"Uhm, because... I love you?" he stammered, looking up at Thorn with that puppy-eyed worry face he always got when he wasn't sure whether he'd done something wrong. Thorn let out a shaky laugh, putting her hands on her chest and sighing.
"What's up, spaz?" she said, gathering herself and walking over to help him up. "I thought you had to do a thing tonight for 'fat stacks' or whatever . . ." Jay scrambled to his feet before she made it, and hugged her tightly, chin hooked over her shoulder.
"Some mare might be dead of peanuts," he said, in his sweet, loving voice. "And I knew I needed to be with you." Thorn stared at the wall past him, a look of complete bemusement on her face as she tried to understand what backstory Jay could possibly be glossing over to earn that sum-up. She was interrupted when he pulled back and grabbed her by the shoulders, looking her up and down, then grinned and began to sing.
"I've got a twenty-dollar bill, that says no-one's ever seen you without make-up..." he sang. Thorn blinked, looking confused at him, wondering what song he was doing for a moment. And then, wondering why he was singing something by 'Brand New'.
"You're always maaaade up!" he sang. She pushed him back and sighed, walking past him to pick up her gun.
>>25289783
"No," she said, "I'm not Jesse Lacey..." He continued singing, with a big grin.
"And I'm sick of you tattoos... and the way you always CRIIIITICIZE 'The Smiths'" Suddenly, she remembered the song, and turned and grabbed his hands, singing with him.
"AND MORRRISSEEYY!!"
Holding hands, they sang together, Thorn right on pitch, Jay less so.
"And I know that you're a sucker... for anything acoustic! But when I say 'let's keep in touch', I really mean I wish that you'd grow up! This is the first song for your mix tape, and it's short just like your temper! Somewhat goooolden like the afternoons, we used to spend, before you got too cooooool!!"
https://derpibooru.org/1013775
There was talk of love for Derpy's kids before, yes?
http://pastebin.com/zy2F9msw
To the guy asking me to paste this last thread, finally got around to it. Also, to everyone still here.Special mentions to Vinny, DJ, and AaronHappy Halloween.
Everytime I see one of Lion-O's stories, I'm both really happy that he wrote it and really sad that I can't write like that.
>>25290317
Oh hey, nice. Bookmarked
>>25290317
Appreciate it, Anon
>>25289793
This is nice
>"Oh, Blare, what are you doing over there?"
>"Come, come, I don't bite..."
>"Unless you want me too~"
>>25291400
>Hooves
>High heels
How
>>25291494
Boots.
>>25291400
do you want me too?
I started this up for the Halloween but didnt finish it, the idea is Glimmer put Norbid's brain in a jack-o-lantern to be festive for the holiday. Even threw a spooky face on her, woo~
>>25291948
Nice
With the cold winds whipping up outside (or inside), ler's talk about some small things.
>What's the coziest your satyr's ever been?
>Does your satyr still sleep with a stuffed animal?
>What is your satyr's favorite relaxing memory with friends/family/lover(s)/alone
>What is your satyr's favorite warm drink on a cold day?
>What is your satyr's guilty pleasure food?
>What's the most intimate your satyr's ever been with their lover that doesn't involve sex?
>Does your satyr like to wear sweaters?
>>25289158
I did want it to be longer but I was at work.
>>25289277
Yeah, I really am likiing this ship, its cute.and cuter with the udders
>>25292234
>What's the coziest your satyr's ever been?
Snuggling with dad in a big, comfy afghan blanket
>Does your satyr still sleep with a stuffed animal?
Yes, she's a qt.
>What is your satyr's favorite relaxing memory with friends/family/lover(s)/alone
The aforementioned cuddling.
>What is your satyr's favorite warm drink on a cold day?
Coffee with flavored creamers
>What is your satyr's guilty pleasure food?
She doesn't feel guilt over food.
>What's the most intimate your satyr's ever been with their lover that doesn't involve sex?
Sharing breath, listening to each others heartbeats in the dark.
>Does your satyr like to wear sweaters?
God yes.
I want to watch Melody shower.
>>25292865
Does she pee in the shower?
Your favourite satyr is now in the last game you played. How does it go?
>>25294444
>Advanced Warfare
>Eventide
Hooo boy.
Who's got the full size?
>>25294635
>not using google reverse image search
>>25294635
>>25294444
>Timber
>In GTA online
... Thank god the hospitals can cure death.
>>25292234
1) In a cuddle pile with his sister's (and a grassy Gizmo)
2) N-No. (Yes. That'll get replaced in a couple years)
3) (a) Friend: One summer, Timber and Mumble were at their spot and a REALLY nice cross breeze come around. There was a carnival in town, music was playing, and they both brought a really nice lunch. He was so relaxed, he fell asleep against Mumble.
(b) Family: His first trip to the Minotaur plains.
4) Hot chocolate. King of all warm/hot drinks.
5) Steak, but only because his mom makes him feel guilty for it.
6) Lover?! Pffft, Timber doesn't have a lover (this young). Though, it'd either have to be the time Ace preened his wings then she taught him to preen hers, or the already mentioned sleeping against Mumble.
7) Sweaters are nice and soft, yes.
>>25291400
Kiss kiss.Also checked
>>25287905
Something about this post made me angry.
>>25295140
The comparison to an elf, the statement that other satyr's ear aren't "expressive", or the opinion Yuzu's are the best?
>>25295068
Hey, I'm not bashing on the ship, but if we're assuming Blue Bonnet lives with her dad, how did Blare end up in Canterlot?
>>25295353
>Dad
HA. Haaa, that's good.Sorry, just, the only stories I've seen have her live with her mom because Blueblood didn't want to "sully his reputation".anyway, probably the same way Simmer ended up in Ponyville. Plot progression for someone's story.
>>25295178
I can't quite put my finger on what it is exactly.
>>25292234
>What's the coziest your satyr's ever been?
Sleeping on the couch with Coco as Gymnopedie No. 1 played on the radio
>Does your satyr still sleep with a stuffed animal?
Five, actually
>What is your satyr's favorite relaxing memory with friends/family/lover(s)/alone
Friends: Hanging out with her gymmates at the park to celebrate the coach's birthday.
Family: Having a picnic and telling stories in her parent's room when it was raining outside
Lover: O-oh...
>What is your satyr's favorite warm drink on a cold day?
Latte
>What is your satyr's guilty pleasure food?
Cinnamon Rolls
>What's the most intimate your satyr's ever been with their lover that doesn't involve sex?
Ohhhhh...
>Does your satyr like to wear sweaters?
Of course, her mom made her favorite one.
>>25289793
It was alright.
>>25292234
>>What's the coziest your satyr's ever been?
Emma bundled up under the covers in the cold early morning as she grinds herself against the bed and doing SOME sexual touching of herself.
>>Does your satyr still sleep with a stuffed animal?
Yes, which she uses for dry rubbing.
>>What is your satyr's favorite relaxing memory with friends/family/lover(s)/alone
During a small, short lived Electra phase where she was cuddled up on her dad under the blankets on a very cold winter day watching anime.
>>What is your satyr's favorite warm drink on a cold day?
Hot chocolate
>>What is your satyr's guilty pleasure food?
Cookies
>>What's the most intimate your satyr's ever been with their lover that doesn't involve sex?
>tfw forever alone
>>Does your satyr like to wear sweaters?
She loves em, except when it gets warmer and she gets that underboob sweat and has to dry her flesh balloons off.
>>25295894
>Cookies
>Not a pack of Strawberry Pocky a day
>>25295970
GUILTY pleasure, she always feels bad when she eats them because "muh weight gain" but she never bats an eye to Pocky.
>>25295835
She's a cutie. We need more art of her.
>>25295987
Do you think Emma trains for the Equestria games like her mom? Do you think there's a satyr division for the Equestria games? If so, who do you think would be in it?
>>25296107
Not sure why you're asking me, but no personally I dont think she does anything athletic. I always see her as being a homebody and kind of chubby, to both her mother and fathers disapproval, they dont care if she never becomes a participant in the games, they just dont want her to be a fatty.
