Friendly reminder that somewhere out there, you are somepony's human husbando. So chin up anons. She wouldn't want you to be sad.
>>25345902
do you think the pony that husbando'd me cries herself to sleep knowing she might never meet me irl?
>>25345902
>mfw I'm not sure I would like a pony with such shit taste as to think I'm husbando material
>>25345902
thanks senpai
Muh dick
gross
sick fuck
>>25345669
I can't not find her attractive, and usually I don't dig shaved heads. I think I like the idea of a tough girl, because all my female friends are such whiners I can't stand it anymore. I want that embodiment of Dash.
Why is she sad /mlp/?
>>25345652
because she doesn't know why "fruitblood" and "milkashake" are carved into that archway
>>25345652
Because my dick is not in her butt.
thingken of dress
ITT: we post our jobs and hobbies and i get to ratify all my prejudices.
PS: Bank manager (I don't watch that shitty show btw)
Administration office in abeerconstruction site
Play vidya/shitpost in 4chan. Also, best pone right here
>Job
Professional horse pussy inspector
>Hobbies
Watching paint dry and jamming rusty screws under my fingernails
I want to cum inside Rainbow Dash.
I want big mac to cum inside me
I want to staple my nutsack onto shining armor's nutsack and run laps around equestria trailing him along with me
80's and Ancient Rome are canon
>>25345465
>Rome
You mean the Equestrian equivalent of.
>'80's
This was established early on, anon. DYEWTS
>>25345465
its greek you idiot
>>25345484
I think you mean Pegasus. Especially if the pagent got the cultural costumes right.
What's the reason you haven't gotten off the ride yet?
>>25345450
Why would I want to?
>>25345450
Addiction.
>>25345450
I've been on the ride for a few years. Don't see a reason to not keep going.
amirite?
>>25345371
Are people on /biz/ completely retarded?
>>25345371
Applejack wouldn't be on 4chan because mudponies can't use a computer keyboard.
Pinkie Pie somehow is an exception.
>>25345371
>biz
>retarded
"Wanna watch My Little Human, Anon?"
>>25345332
sure. this pic related is best human.
>>25346223
Hitler likes to burn juice.
This is a Velvet.
>>25345311
Abusive parent and canterlot whore
>>25345311
This is a Twilight
>>25345311
>Velvet
Not until proven canon.
Guys what if Bane was in Equestria?Because apparently the mods allow shitposting and entirely off topic threads if the OP is "x in Equestria!"
>>25344948
You're a little pony.
>>25344948
This isn't true Baneposting, you're just using Bane to further your own anti-shitpost agenda. You disgust me.
>>25344948
It would be extremely painful
She went to Equestria's school for stupid unicorns.
The school you flunked out of?
>>25344622
And she went to the college of causing earthquakes with repeating digits.
this is my oc pony
rainbow bolt
>>25344524
Clearly you do because you responded.
>What is this
I made you a dress for the grand galloping gala Anon!
>>25344168
d..do I look pretty in it?
>>25344168
WHAT IS IT HORSE?
I'M GONNA TEAR OUT YOUR FUCKING THROAT, ANON!
>Let's get fucked up, Anon!
>>25344071
>I'm gonna pay you $1000 because I love you!
>>25344050
I dident know sunset was an arachne
