THE STORY!
>You are anon the pony.
>You are currently the janitor of Twilight's castle.
>You wish you had a somewhat better job.
>But nobody will take you seriously because of your cutie mark.
>Apparently it is suppose to mean, "You're an awesome big brother", or something like that.
>Whatever it means it didn't help you get jobs.
>You were lucky enough to get this one.
>There seems to be a few good reasons to like this job.
>Aside from being in the castle and being with princess Twilight all the time, there was always someone willing to talk to you.
>Spike the dragon.
>At first you thought he was an annoying brat, but as you worked a bit longer, you got to know him better.
>You two seemed to be really close.
>Almost like brothers.
>It was then something strange happened today.
>Princess Twilight called to you to come to her throne room.
>You bow to show some respect towards her.
>Twilight then speaks.
>"Rise anon. Because I got some good news for you."
>You then rise.
>"You are no longer the janitor for the castle. Instead I got a better job for you."
>You then start to get curious.
>"Staring today you'll be Spike's new Big Brother!!"
>You seemed confused by this.
>"You see I've been a little too busy to hang with Spike for a while. I always thought he could use a friend, and he seems to take a huge interest in you. So starting today you'll be his big brother."
"Does that mean you're adopting me as well?"
>"Not really. It's more of a title."
"OK then....."
>"Alright your job is make sure Spike has a good time and help him socialize a bit more. I hope you have fun Anon."
>As you make your leave you then realize that this job might be a bit easier for you.
>It does seem to be your special talent.
>Maybe this will be fun.
>You then enter Spike's room.....
What awaits you now Anon?
>>25351065
>you enter spikes room
>what awaits you now
Spike humping his rarity daki
>>25351065
Benis
>>25351065
>>25351093
>You then walk into Spike's room, expecting him to be most likely reading a comic maybe.
>You two do seem to talk about that a lot.
>This time seems to be different.
>As you inside you could hear what sounded like groaning.
>As you walked further you couldn't believe what you saw.
>Spike was humping a dakimakura pillow, with what seemed to be Rarity as the picture.
"uhh....."
>You want to make a response but you can't.
>As Spike was about to finish he then notices your in the room.
>Ohshit.jpeg
>Spike then stops immediately.
>A huge blush then comes across his face.
>Awkward silence.
>Spike then tries to break it.
>"So Anon..... I didn't know you were cleaning my room today."
>You're still silent from what you just witnessed.
>You can't believe this is the kid you usually talked to on a regular basis.
>He was fucking a pillow!
>What is the next thing you can possibly say?!
>Spike's then hides his face in shame.
>"Please don't tell Twilight!"
As his newly appointed big brother what is your responsibility to do?
Would you be upset if humans appeared in the background of one of the upcoming IDW comics?Trying to get Mr. Cunrow to make something a priority.
It would be dumb
Who are you?
It's a bad idea.
SEASON FIVE CONTINUES TOMORROW AT 11:30 AM Eastern/8:30 AM Pacific/3:30 PM GMT/UTC! That's about 24 and a half hours from now!
Episode 521: Scare Master
Written by Natasha Levinger
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x39nr37
Friends Forever #22 (Pinkie Pie & Celestia) storytimed here!
>>25325129
It's always an interesting note to see what Pinkie will do for national holidays, since she's got some strong ideas about parties. While clear that she enjoys most any festivies, there are points in her mind that she'll always want to hit to maximize entertainment for everyone present. Whether that's adding unexpected elements or discouraging new ones depends on the situation - for Nightmare Night, it should be scary, but fun! That being at odds with Fluttershy's tastes is a challenge, for sure. She'll have to plan better for the next timeeven if there is no next time - at the very least she could bring some candy over!
>>25344048
Previous thread.
Pata pata pata pone
Season 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
Episode 520: Hearthbreakers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvE4SEGCUjA
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3awvcy
ANIMATIC PREVIEWS FOR EPISODES 524 (SONG) AND 525 (SEASON FINALE PT. 1)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETMPVpJDHoA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXz7qCiiWbs
Episode preview
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GumuQ5HUwxk
Nov. 7: Episode 522 –What About Discord?
Twilight returns from a trip and is distressed to find that her friends have become close to Discord, making her wonder if Discord is up to something.
Nov. 14: Episode 523 –The Hooffields and McColts
Princess Twilight and Fluttershy are called by the map to settle a dispute between two feuding families who can't even remember why they are fighting.
Nov. 21: Episode 524 –The Mane Attraction
An old friend of Applejack's has become a huge pop star and Applejack fears that the singer's manager does not have her best interests at heart.
Episode 525 –The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 1
Starlight Glimmer returns to seek vengeance on Twilight and her friends and has acquired a spell that could change the past, present, and future of Equestria forever.
Episode 526 –The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 2
Princess Twilight's efforts to stop Starlight from altering the past continue, but she fears that they may be in vain.
>>25350642
>>she managed to find a way to keep part of her hair straight
>"The secret is to be slightly sad but not too sad!"
>"What are you doing out of bed, you little bastard? Go back to sleep!"captcha: eggs
>>25350404
Uhm, it's 16.59, Limestone...
>>25350404
Im in my fucking bed right now!
>>25350404
if I want to walk around out of bed for a while, its my own goddamn business.
What's it like to be autistic /mlp/?
>>25350336
you should already know what its like because autism is a requirement to fit in on 4chan.
>>25350364
This baka desu senpai pal omg iirc jk kthxbai
>>25350336
Lots of spaghetti and playing Sonic.
Has anybody here read Sweet Apple Massacre Before?
yes
it's edgy garbage
>>25350331
>reading fanfiction
Was being autistic part your plan?
>>25350331
its edgy shit written by a faggot who was butthurt he got beaten by a brony in black ops multiplayer. maybe if you're into necro or gore porn you might like it, but even then, it would be too edgy for someone who is into that to like it.
Weird things you see on Brony video.
>pic related.Black Gryphon Fleshlight
That looks like a thermos.
>implying he uses a fleshlight when he has the real thing avalible
>>25349970
I'm pretty sure that's just a water bottle.
2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Day 7: Nomenclature edition
Weekend 3, when teams start dropping like flies.
https://implyingrigged.info/wiki/2015_4chan_Autumn_Babby_Cup
>What is this?
A tournament wherein teams representing various 4chan boards compete in virtual memeball. Consult the wiki for details.
>Where is this?
On the official Twitch channel, /the4chan [nospace] cup
>When does /mlp/ play?
Your princess is in another tournament.
The schedule for November 6, from 17:00 UTC:
/jp/ v /int/ ("Co-prosperity sphere")
/d/ v /w/ ("Don't ask what's on the walls")
/k/ v /v/ ("ARMA")
/wg/ v /vg/ ("Modern major generals")
/trv/ v /po/ ("You did WHAT with my passport?!")
/vp/ v /pol/ ("JEWS used CULTURAL MARXISM. It's super effective!")
/lgbt/ v /c/ (">>>/u/")
/x/ v /out/ ("Crop circles")
/gif/ v /biz/ ("Regrettable Powerpoint presentation")
Previously, Day 6 happened: >>25294937
And remember anons, we don't make mistakes, we have happy accidents.
First for horse_butt
>>25349929
>2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Day 7: Nomenclature edition x 2
Hey, look, a happy accident
>JEWS used CULTURAL MARXISM. It's super effective!
THE WHITE RACE became confused! It hurt itself in its confusion!
>no manchild drama wrasslin
>comfy Bob instead
I am very much okay with this.
Why are terms like "handle" "personality" "impersonate" used?
>>25349902
Same reason why there are saddles and many other human related things: it's fun to see ponies act and talk like us.
>>25349902
Just imagine all the ponies speak Equestrian, so what we read/hear is just an English translation that would obviously use those words.
>>25349916
Equestria Girls says the ponies are literally speaking English.
Do Sweetie Belles make good pets?
if properly trained your Sweetie Belle will make a excellent pet
>>25349846
damn right they do just gotta teach em properly
It's femdom Friday, Darlings
>Being dominated by a mare
My nigga
>>25349844
The funny thing is, I can entirely blame a real life gf on the fetish. She uh... was into some weird shit.
Pic related
>>25349804
bump
You guys ready for the fallout 4 pony mods.
>>25349795
no and I wish people in this fandom could contain their autism even in the slightest
>>25349795
I'm not buying your game, Todd.
>>25349795
HATE PONY
>"So I found a way you as a human can stay eternally young and beautiful."
"Oh finally, what is it? Do I have to slay a dragon or some shit?"
>"No, no don't be ridiculous, it's very simple actually."
"Good, what is it?"
>"All you have to do is drink an Alicorns Milk."
"I beg your pardon?"
>"Yes, Alicorn milk has magical nutrients which can sustain any lifeform giving them essentially eternal life."
"Cool, I guess I'll go ask Celestia or Luna or Cadance."
>"W-what? What about me?"
"What about you?"
>"Don't you want MY milk?"
"Nah, I'll just get it from someone else."
>"Wow, you're a total jerk Anon, I was going to supply you with my very own milk on a daily basis as your girlfriend, but if you're going to be a complete jerkface like this then we're through!"
>Not wanting to suckle on Twi's nipples
Nigga, you gay
>>25349712
Twilight trying to push her sick fetishes general.
>>25349712
>crotchtits
![1013920__safe_applejack_clothes_blushing_upvotes+galore_cute_costume_zecora_jackabetes_scare+master[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/TXvBI3E.jpg "1013920 safe applejack clothes blushing upvotes+galore cute costume zecora jackabetes scare+master[1]")
You got 10 seconds to save Zecora from the blood thristy lion before it eats her !
What is your weapon ?
>>25349662
Uzi?
memes
>>25349662
I fuckin HATE FOALCON AND VORE
What the fuck is up with your weird fetishes?
>>25349614
If you wanted to fap you just needed to ask, Anon.
>>25349646
I did not ask to fap
What is foalcon anyway?
