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"Anon, Twilight put parental controls on the computer! Could you help me take them off?"
>>25349611
Wait, if Twilight put parental controls on the computer, how can you be...?
>>25349611
Delete system32 that will take em off
OK, but you have to let me fuck you first
Just had a panic attack. Can we get a cute ponies thread going? I could really use something to calm me down.
Here you are, brother. Hope you feel better soon
>>25349569
Are you okay OP?
What got you a panic attack?
>>25349569
>You are at the CHS weekly party held by Pinkie
>Wanting to have some fun, you join in on the 'spin the bottle' game
>Consisting of You, Rainbow, Applejack, Pinkie and Sunset
>You guys share an alright relationship
>Being the only guy there, the bottle is spun to find out your partner
>Rainbow dash
>You are both litetally locked into a cupboard for...
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Show her penguin videos
>>25349519
>Cautiously approach her
"Dash, I..."
>"A-anon..."
"Start making sounds, like we were actually doing something lewd!"
>"..."
"Come on, it's going to be fun!"
>"...on it"
>>25349530
Slight chuckle
>>25349519
/r/ing green
Writefags pls
I can't draw /mlp/! It's too hard! I give up!
>>25349515
There is no hard thing. Only your willpower can make the difference. Give up now and you'll regret forever. Give up now and you'll give up things forever.
>>25349515
just draw horsecock champ it aint that hard and it will help you improve overall
>>25349536
If it's horsecock I'd hope it would be hard
1) Live in any fictional fantasy world you'd love to with a renewed mind and body.
2) Have 500 billion dollars, but you have to listen to Daft Punk's Discovery album at least once every week.
3) Every horse on earth becomes a 2D-3D cutie pony which is capable of creating their own society. You may or may not see your favourite characters.
OR
Open the box and see what's inside.
2 easily. Not even a question
>>25349408
The box! The box!
THE BOX! THE BOX! I MUST KNOW WHAT IS IN THE BOX.
"Yo Anon! Grocery run! We need to get some supplies before the weekend's out for the midnight release of Fallout 4!"
>Buying Fallout 4
You havent seen how much theyve gutted, have you?
Go to bed Todd.
>>25349363
>>25349364
Hi /v/
>tfw we still haven't seen the Equestria Girls' feet in an official episode
Kill yourself my man
>>25349298
Pervert.
>>25349298
Foot fetish is disgusting OP
Are you, /mlp/?
>>25349289
Uh, no. I need my back, and those...THINGS...would probably end up breaking it into 3 or more pieces.
Sure, it would be a nice pain.
But I still value the possibility to walk.
>>25349289
can I have a drink first?from the source?
>>25349317
>source
Dude, that's clearly Scorpdk.
أريد أن نائب الرئيس داخل قزح داش.
איך ווילן צו קום ין ראַינבאָוו דאַש
អត្ថបទ នេះគឺជា ជំងឺវិកលចរិត មួយ
>>25349166
>"Hey Anon, wanna come sit with us?"
>>25348970
I'm already sitting at your table
>>25348970
"...your voice says 'do it', but your faces are clearly meaning something else. I'm getting mixed messages here, girls"
>>25348970
only if you all want to eat spaghetti.
My mom is in the hospital for a cyst removal surgery.
Can we have a cute CMC thread to help me out?
>>25348854
B-but that's Button's mom
How about you see how your mother is doing, you fat cunt?
>You'll never browse /mlp/ in 2012 ever again
>>25348773
Newfag here. What's wrong?
>>25348773
RBC pls go
oldfag here
Reasons to be glad it's not 2012 any more:
1. Lots of seminal, early fanfics are Just Shit.
2. Remember when artists would just slap a "¡" onto a sketchy pone's butt for instant genitalia?
3. That new autism smell, and all the denial
4. We also pretended not to be furries, while drama and faggotry percolated under the surface
5. Being grossed out by realistic horse genitals
Should I really go on?
I find it hilarious when soi-dissant oldfags claim that the show has somehow failed to live up to their lofty...
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Discord a pretty little pony. Do you think he will end up with one of the Mane6?
>>25348580
gee I wonder which one. how ever will we find out?
porn when
>>25348605
Applejack or Rarity or RD would be my guess
Despite it's numerous flaws, can we at least admit that watching Twilight struggling to do human things was pretty cute?
>>25348477
It'd probably be easier for her to learn to walk on two legs if the designs weren't so shitty.
>>25348477
>Sign in the background
>"Ministry of silly walks"
Dammit Anon, you owe me a new pair of sides!
>>25348477
No, because they even managed to fuck that up. Literally nothing about that movie was enjoyable
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-CIdVcj6gU
One of the songs was uploaded.
Why is she so perfect, /mlp/?
Is this from the christmas thing?
This Christmas album might as well be a summer album, because it's fire
>>25348386
Yeah
