>"Honestly Anon, you don't need to always be dressed up." Celestia huffs at you.
"It's modesty." You protest
>"From what?" She raises an eyebrow. "I may be a princess, but that doesn't mean you always have to be so formal around me."
"It's jeans and a sweatshirt." You argue. "It's as casual as you can get."
>"I insist you remove them. It's been a long and stressful day at my court, and it just pains my eyes to see anypony dressed up.
>Her horn lights up.
>"Now are you going to do it, or do I have do it for you, and punish you for disobeying my order?"
>>25358618
Lol no fag
>>25358618
Your highness, really! Stop! If you want, I'll just get in my pajamas or something.
Someone do a writefag summoning ritual!
>"Anon, I have a task for you. I have accidentally swallowed Luna's ejaculate and now doctors have confirmed that tiny Velociraptors are slowly eating me alive from the inside. I need you to shrink down to the size of a pinhead, get into a tiny acid-proof suit and kill the tiny dinosaurs before they kill me."
>"You can choose which way you want to enter my body, mouth or anus."
>>25358491
Nah, I kinda have a lot of video games to catch up on and all.
>>25358491
Did you try reasoning with the velociraptors?
>>25358491
No more drugs for this mare....
>"Anon...Why are you pulling...No Anon! Stop! We talked about this! I'm going to have to tell Twilight if you do it!"
>>25358453
>Then Anon pulled the trigger.
>He woke up in his bed, got on /mlp/, and warned them.
>Ponies you meet in death look NOTHING like the show and sound like men.
>>25358453
I read that in Greg's voice and it was hilarious.
>>25358472
I would be OK with this. I mean, most characters in this setting are absolute douche bags, but I think I could avoid them for the most part.
I'm finishing my game, help on the Play screen?
The game is almost done, only need to add some song effects
poopie.
oh shit, your almost done?
what does /mlp/ listen to at these time?
>>25358197
The same thing I always listen to, HYP MUSIC http://youtu.be/R8AAcUyfUiw
![WMPa1806dd7-6633-4038-97b9-77b06be4d1ac[1]..png](https://i.imgur.com/DGbhRBb.png "WMPa1806dd7-6633-4038-97b9-77b06be4d1ac[1].")
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GfO4A4z6XvU
>>25358220
noice
>>25358197
The hum of the computer.
No. It can't be. I resisted the Call of the Waifu all these years. I've made it so far, the ride's almost over, I can't stumble at the finish line.
>>25358148
>I've made it so far, the ride's almost over
First rule of MLP:FIM - The ride never ends.
>>25358148
>the ride's almost over
Ha, you wish. The ride never ends.
You know how people say you don't choose your waifu, your waifu chooses you? This is her choosing you. Just accept your waifu in your heart and make a tulpa.
>>25358148
What is it that you find so attractive about Limestone, Anon?
Time for a thread about everyone’s favorite broken pony fan-MMO, Legends of Equestria. We all know how the servers only come up once every few months for one reason or another. Well, there’s no need to wait now. The Lemoncest private server is a server where people can hang out, role play, do both, or do neither.
FAQ:
Q: Where can I find this?
A: Go here https://lemoncest.com/download and download either the LoE updater, or the manual files, and the client, if you need it.
Q: What is there to do?
A: Nothing much other than hang out and roleplay (if that’s your thing)
Q: How autistic is this server?
A: You’re on an imageboard dedicated to horses. I think that’s a good enough of an answer for you.
Q: What version of the public server is this running?
A: We’re currently running the April 2015 build. We have socks.
Q: My client is stuck loading assets. Fix this
A: Clean your appdata. LoE can be found in your locallow folder
Be sure to read what little rules there are. Just don’t be a faggot and you’ll be fine.
tl;dr:
come check out our server pls
>>25357926
No, fuck you I'm not touching FeralHeart 2.0.
>>25358038
We have hoers.
>>25357926
HORSE PUSSY?
>Ponyville seems to be a hotbed of excitement these days. Between the dragons roosting in the mountains, horrid monsters wandering out from the Everfree Forest, ancient ruins discovered deep in the earth, and the ever-presenting of all-out war between the Equestrians and the Gryphons, it seems like everypony looking for fame or fortune is flocking to this town.
>It is an age of knights, adventurers, dark magics, and destined heroes.
>You are none of these things.
>Your name is Pot Luck, and you just want to run your inn and tavern, the Sword and Board.
>In order to keep some hunters from discovering your charge, you've dosed them with some aphrodisiac powder. However, in doing so you managed to expose yourself, and possibly others, to its effects as well. It's made for an uncomfortable night for your loins, a situation worsened by the flirtatious White Wine.
Archives: http://anonpone.pineapplecomputing.com/anotherday
Characters: http://pastebin.com/RVB0Hjqp
Inn floorplan: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1fouKOvZLar5QZ4zOwmvnXA1hcPZ5UIBXNuy8RN0oFME/edit?usp=sharing
List of Supplies and Upgrades: http://pastebin.com/WgG9utrB
Special thanks as always to our artist.
>The evening draws close to it's end, and most of your friends have retired to their homes or up to their rooms. That is, except for White Wine and Cutie Swirl, who are still sitting with you at the table. Your mugs of mead are almost at their end, and the silence now weighs heavily on you. It might be easier to send everybody home, especially as vulgar thoughts continue to flood through your drug-addled mind.
>"So...this has been a fun night," Cutie comments, trying to make some conversation.
Input action.
>>25357601
It has, I hope to see you some time in the future, i think its best we head to bed its been a long day.
>>25357601
Look down at Cutie real quick. Blush, turn away and agree and look at White Wine.
>>25357601
I'm glad you've enjoyed yourself. Sorry about Diamond dragging you here. I swear I didn't tell him to do that.
>"Hey Nonny! Look what I found!"
>>25357594
That's a pretty balloon you got there
>>25357594
The Horadric Cube?
>>25357594
Sweet, an extra loot die.
It's been a while, but you haven't forgotten about me right?
>>25357562
Of course not, waifu.
>>25357575
Berry is an unforgettable mare
>>25357627
Shame that I have literally two pictures of her. I don't save them, my hard drive is small.
"What is it this time AJ?"
>"Your skin. Most creatures ah know have fur coverin' 'em, an' seeing skin patches is really disgusting."
"...Well fuck you too."
>"No Anon, don't take it like that! Y'all know ah always come to ya when ah need to talk bout things ah see and nobody seem to care enough to understand when ah point them."
"So you noticed my skin is disgusting and wanted to rub it all over my face?"
>"Sugarcube, ya didn't let me finish. Your skin has little wrinkles all over it's surface, forming shapes like triangles an' squares. Do ya happen to know why is that?
"That's a pretty sharp eyesight...and a creepy aim for it. But... no AJ, I don't know. It was common belief in my world that humans used to have hair all over their bodies though. And I'm sure you'll find a similar wrinkle pattern in your skin if you're able to look at it without obstacles."
>"See? That's the kin' of answer ah'm looking for when ah ask other ponies, but they don't seem to care. Either they look at me as if ah was some weird weed or they lift their muzzles up and tell me it's a downright stupid observation. Twilight is more subtle with it but ah know she thinks the same. Why can't other ponies care and hear 'bout the little things Anon?"
>"Was it the same in your world?"
>>25357517
It's a result of the squamous tissue on the epidermis. the cells are flat and form odd patterns like you see on your skin. Plus, wrinkles are formed when you move in a similar manner multiple times; the skin forms a crease, and never fully goes back to its original position, like a folded piece of paper. So every movement you make forms new creases, or deepens already existing ones.
>>25357517
Applejack will never be written as a simple, but intelligent thinker from all her time spent alone on the farm. Instead, we get "WHOOWEE! Gotta get them apples in the barn y'all! Could I be any more of a stereotype?"
It hurts.
Ponytale thread.
>>25357122
Speaking as an Undertale fan and pony watcher
Get out of here with that shit.
pretty disappointed in the lack of Sans and Papyrus pony art
Cringe, laugh, screencaps general.
Just found this one on /QA/
>>25357082
The sticky's reaction when fat pone appeared
>2 0 Rules
googl/GZeKHu
>2 0 Multiclasses
googl/3Gzb5Z
>1 4 rules
googl/jyvXV
>1 4 Multiclasses
googl/6Tvgb
>Expanded Racials 3 5 (New Release!)
googl/LdJNFf
>OP Image:
googl/IpKEC
>optional dice-bot script
http://jsbin com/amemah/latest
>ooc chat
http://cytube/r/Pretendhorse_Playhouse
>Alternate Chat
http://cytube/r/mlprpg
This is where everyone is! Stop by and say hi!
>IRC:
Channel is #MLPRPG
Host is Rizon
http://client01 chat mibbit com/?channel= is the recommended client No downloads needed! Its all browser based!
>>25356875
>The future is called 'perhaps,' which is the only possible thing to call the future. And the only important thing is not to allow that to scare you.
Calling sheets for the 55th session of TIMEQUEST
Previous session: https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/25194079
>>25356934
http://pastebin.com/zfGK7ALa
>>25356934
http://pastebin.com/suUANz89
>Wake up
>See this above your naked body
Wat do?
>>25356644
I don't sleep naked
>>25356651
All the more reason to be concerned that you are now.
>>25356654
Exactly.
