Anon in Pone Prison #24
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>Don't forget the silly edition Edition
Anon has finally been brought to justice. Justice means no dessert and going to bed early.
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>>25031679
Pastebins:
http://pastebin.com/u/Wand_of_inferno
http://pastebin.com/u/Mythd
http://pastebin.com/u/A-nonMoose
http://pastebin.com/u/Aftercase
http://pastebin.com/u/Shardok
http://pastebin.com/u/MLPNope
http://pastebin.com/u/Slownon
http://pastebin.com/u/shrimpasta
http://pastebin.com/u/Davyjones635
http://pastebin.com/u/jubileewritefag
http://pastebin.com/u/Zelis
http://pastebin.com/u/dungeoncrawler
http://pastebin.com/u/Spritejunkee
First for cuddle sluts.
>>25260039
We should point out which writefags are inactive in the pastebins
Like, adding next to the pastebins a time out thingy
>>25260222
>You are pastebin Anon.
>Your one job was to keep the list of pastebins accurate and up to date.
>You screwed up.
>And now you're paying the price.
>A team of elite policemares came for you in the night.
>They fed your dog and carried you away in a black bag.
>You were brought to the pony prison, a place where Equestria keeps the worst ponies around.
>"Hi anon, how've you been?" says your waifu.
>>25260562
That's a pretty cheeky way of sayingyour waifu a shit.
>>25246005
>dark horse being played in the back room of the spa
>accompanied by a soft rhythmic thumping and heavy breathingwell I'm gay for fuse, now. I should probably read that story
Page 10 is kill
>>25260039
Maybe for next thread we can use R artwork?
>pic related
>>25255971
Welp, my drawfriend found the pone prison thread.
>>25263686
Stupid PC...
New guy to these threads bump. Have mercy on me. Mythd's stories made me think of a thread that happened like a year or so ago. That was also the first time I wrote a short story for 4chan too. I'll post it if anyone wants it, however its not so much jail related.
>>25264268
Shit dude we'd take the plot of prison break with the names switched around at this point
>>25264268
Give us the green ubig guy
>>25264861
>>25264932
Ok. I'll post it when I get off work.
>>25264932
notfor u
>>25264268
write some alien isolation changeling edition in the prison
>>25265686
Alright, the thread was a /mlpk/ mash up.
>be anon
>been in horse world for about a month, came in with nothing but your clothes, hunting pack, and glorious m1 Grand rifle
>the ponies really wanted to know what your wierd wood metal thing did. But you knew best to not show them. You lied and said it was a special stick for comfort so it never left your side.
>one day you are lounging outside in the gardens under a tree cleaning you're rifle
A clean rifle is a happy rifle~
>you hear hoofsteps approach, and Celestia appears
>"hello Anonymous, I'm sorry to bother you but I have terrible news. The griffons have declared war! I need your help. You are strong and very smart. I was wondering if you would help us in this great time of need."
>well shit. They have war here? Since when?
Alright, I'll help. When do we depart?
>"tomorrow at noon. The army departs for the fields"
>you spend that night preparing yourself, you could barely sleep.
>you are awoken by trumpets at dawn
>"I hope you are ready"
>you jump at the sudden sound of luna, who happens to have a major crush on you....
>"I'm sorry, I didn't mean to startle you. I just came to tell you that when you return, I'll be waiting for you on my room~"
>she winks in more ways than one as she leaves
>..
>damnit boner, not now!
>you join up with the army as they leave for the fields. You would have never guessed that ponies would be excited for war, or what they called "special fun time"
>the field is just a large open area, the griffons arrive about the same time as you. Both sides hold untill they are lined up and set.
>shining armor steps put in front, "Alright, we're gonna go in hard and fast. Understood? Show them how a real warrior is!"
>the army roars, but you just focus looking through your binoculars. You spot what appears to be their general, just so happens to be straight ahead of you.
I got dibs on their general, I'm gonna have fun watching him squirm.
>>25267209
I feel like it's rushed horribly... but next post is the end of it. Unless you guys want me to continue? I don't think you would. Unless anon in prison for war crimes I guess. Anyways...
>a nearby gaurd laughs, "yeah, especially since you have no armor to protect yourself."
>you laugh back, he doesn't know the glorious power of your m1
What if I told you I won't get touched?
>just as he is about to retort the bugle sounds and everyone starts to run forward charging the enemy position.
>the griffons quickly do the same
>you easily take the lead in the race to face the enemy. Once you reach 500 yards you stop and aim directly at the general
> POP, POP, POP, POP, POP, POP, POP, PING!
>4 kills, including the general, and 2 wounded. Not bad for your first volley
>as you start your reload you hear their screams of pain, then suddenly you feel everyones eyes on you. You stop and look up and around.
>both sides look at you with horror
What the fuck are you dumbasses looking at, fucking kill them anets get this war over with!
>a brave pony gaurd approaches you, "b-but anon.... we don't kill. This is just to show who all are going to be the dominant sexual partners for the orgy tonight."
>suddenly you notice that the swords are nothing but foam and each guard has some sort of sex toy with them.
>......
>that's why gaurd armor is so skimpy around their ass....
>a griffon roars out, "he is a monster! He killed the general! He needs to be stopped! Get him!"
>oh hell naw!
>you open fire on everything that comes at you
>you don't know how but you managed to get away
>you now live running for your life as a war criminal.
>you can never go back
And that's it. Horrible, I know.
>>25267338
You'd figure the princesses would have at least given him half a briefing before they got there.
That, and asked if he is okay with gay/lesbian/orgy sex.
>>25267406
Yeah, well, at the time I wrote it I wasn't thinking about that. I just wrote it cause it involved war and you using a glorious m1, the whole orgy thing was a stupid twist at the end. It's a stupid one shot. Never really meant it to be anything great, especially since I suck at writing.
>>25267338
Shiiit, if it was horrible, you wouldn't of made yourself a trip/namefag.
>>25267209
>m1 Grand
>Grand
If this is some kind of dank new meme, then I am not ammused.
>>25267554
So it doesn't suck because he has a trip?
>>25260039
Like the picture but
>restraining wings to keep them from flying away
>not restraining horns to keep them from escaping.
>>25267209
>m1 grand rifle
I'm call in /k/ on you
>your fuckin dead kiddo
>>25260039
Is there a story where Cadance did something to get herself and Twilight put in prison just so that they could spend time with each other?
>>25267338
I liked it. Try making a new story with similar ideas and flushing it our fully
>>25269080
>Implying that M1 Garand is the only rifle
Britannia pone armed with an SA-80 up in this motherbucker.
>bump
>>25267338
keep going
>>25267498
are there prison orgies?
Is Anon not allowed to go because all the ponies are scared of him?
>Will the ponies decide that forced abstinence is unequine treatment of prisoners?
>Will the bravest ponies in Equestria be recruited for the fearsome task?
>Will this flimsy premise for mane6/princesses/anon action get picked up?
>>25267782
>>25269080
It really is a grand rifle, isn't it?
>>25268808
If you cover a unicorn's horn they think it's night time and fall asleep.
>>25269902
>Implying a brit would even have a pocketknife, let alone a gun
>>25270809
>If you cover a unicorn's horn they think it's night time and fall asleep.
I read a little greentext story about how if you cover a pegasi's head with a blanket they think it's night and fall asleep.
I wonder if it's a crime.
I wonder if it works on Griffons.
I wonder if it works on Alicorns.
>>25270857
If you stick a pegasus in a cage, they auickly become attached to whoever cares for them. Because of this, during the time of warring tribes, pegasii prisons were similar to modern pony prisons.
Prisoners who got out of these prisons or were released often bece wardens or security to new earth pony and unicorn prisons. After all, if they treated you that nice as a prisoner, it would be mean not to be that kind back.
Minor points of eacalation happened over the years, leading to the effective prison system the ponies have today.
>>25270809
Anon does not go to any of the prison orgies, even though it is mandatory for all non-married/herded individuals to go to at least one a week, unless they're sick or otherwise have a note from the doctor.
The warden tries to get him to participate, but he refuses, and not many prisoners or guards are going to argue with a black suit.
Outside help needs to be brought in.
>>25271958
>Be Anon.
>Be in horseland prison.
>Apparently petting the sun princess is a capital offence here, and now here you are.
>Well, you can't say it's all bad.
>Sure, you have no pudding privelage, but this place is basically a resort.
>Magic cameras and what not had to be installed in your room, since apparently black outfit prisoners are supervillians and such.
>Your bathroom is camera free out of decency though, so there's that.
>Still haven't gotten a cellmate yet though.
>Guess it must be hard finding someone who wants to stay with an alien supervillian.
>There's a knock at the door, and you rise to answer.
~~~
>Watching the alien through the cameras, you observe his new roommate being escorted in.
>With your mighty sun powers, you made sure that the pony he got looks the most like you and will also not say anything if something happens.
>The guards leave, and you lick your lips, waiting for the inevitable to happen.
"Come on alien, snuggle that pony for mama."
>>25272319
>You are Strawberry Smoothie, and you are so going to get snuggled.
>But once you're free, your slate will be clean.
>But this Alien is so much bigger than you expected...
>It sounded like so much better of a deal when Celestia offered it.
>Get snuggled a bit, get it in trouble and have it get shipped off, and you're free to return to your old life, past crimes erased.
>"Nice to meet you, I'm Anon," the alien says, shocking you.
>All you can do is let out a squeak and sit down.
>The alien kneels down, and you close your eyes and pray he's gentle.
~~~
>Be Happy Peppy Gary, warden of the Learn-a-torium prison and rehabilitation center.
>And you're really worried about this new alien prisoner.
>Black suit right off the bat, and the prisoner who offered to be his roomate is just an orange class.
>At least Celestia has them under observation so nothing bad can happen.
>It is the worst kind of criminal after all.
>Non-consentual petting is a most un-happy of crime, and on the princess no less.
>Hopefully it doesn't get worse, especially since it doesn't get pudding privelages.
>Maybe you should appeal for it to get one a day, to help keep it happy.
>>25271076
>Anon does not go to any of the prison orgies, even though it is mandatory for all non-married/herded individuals to go to at least one a week, unless they're sick or otherwise have a note from the doctor.
>The warden tries to get him to participate, but he refuses, and not many prisoners or guards are going to argue with a black suit.
>Outside help needs to be brought in.
it sounds stupid
but i want it
If you guys want another of these >>25272319
>>25272819
One of you better post a greentext bumper first.
>>25273954
But I can't into writiing
>>25273954
>bumper
Now write...
>>25273141
>the warden nudges you into the orgy chamber and closes the door
>the click of the lock and a muffled "have fun!" Can be heard before you turn your attention to the display in front of you
>a large, plain room with what appears to be a giant mattress for a floor
>two doors in the back wall one labeled "bathroom" and the other labeled "supplies"
>you shudder to think of what's behind that door as you turn to those currently using the room
>several passed out stallions and about twice as many disappointed looking mares scatter the room, save for one couple going at it in the corner
>you make eye contact with one of the mares who whispers in her friend's ear
>you give a meek wave and she whips her ass around and returns the gesture with her tail
>you turn your head to hide your bush as another mare approaches you from the side
>"little nervous big fella? It's okay we won't bite. Unless you ask nicely of course."
"I'm actually just wondering if I can leave"
>"sorry. Can't let you go until you've had at least a little fun. Here..."
>she rummages through a saddlebag on the ground and pulls out a small vial filled with a fine pink powder and drops it in your hand
>"Morning Steel. Natural aphrodisiac. Just a little up your nose and youll be changing your mind about leaving"
"Drugs? Are you even supposed to have those?"
>"Oh don't worry. There's a whole bunch in the supply closet. Here. Just try some."
"I'm good"
>you turn to walk away but she puts her forehooves on your shoulders and gives you a look that you've seldom seen outside of porn and jewellery stores.
>she eyes you up and down as some of the other mares make their way over to you
>"What are you so afraid of anon? It's just a little..."bump
>>25274911
... Fine.
>You are Anon, and you are a prisoner of Equestria.
>Well... Slave is more accurate... Gladiator if we're being technical.
>Caught for theft, disturbing the peace and non-consensual cuddling.
>How were you supposed to know someone owned those apples? And that pony with the hat and drawl was way to cute not to pet.
>The same with those guards. These ponies barely reach up past your knees, perfect snuggle-size.
>Magic slap to the head put a stop to your supposed "rampage".
>And now here you are; The Great Equestrian Arena, were criminals from around the world entertain the crowd and work out their unacceptable behavior in the ring.
>Turns out, it's a lot like wrestling, staged (NOT fake!) wrestling, only it's more improvised, almost like play-fighting.
>Sure, sometimes people get hurt, but it's never anything serious.
>That changed somewhat when you arrived.
>It wasn't your fault, no-one had explained the rules! They just told you to fight.
>So you did... Right in to that poor little stallion's face. He sported one hell of a shiner after that.
>But you worked with it, using it to mold your image and build up your hype.
>Now they fear you.
>Your opponent walks into the ring, Brass Nuts, a minotaur. Taller than a pony, still smaller than you.
>You watch him from backstage as he prances to his happy-go-lucky music, working the crowd. They love him, he's the underdog in this match.
>You're the unknown creature from another world. The only human in theirs.
>You're a heel, a bad guy. You don't play nice (but make sure not to hurt anyone too bad).
>You're one of a kind.
>You psych yourself up, making sure Brass can spot you waiting at the entrance. He's already sweating, eyeing you nervously as you flash him a grin.
>Your music starts playing loudly, the crowd booing and gasping in fear by the more aggressive song.
>It's showtime!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AA__1iizDfs
Short green based on an idea I posted in the previous thread about a gladiator-type story.
>>25275168
What was brass nuts' theme song? This?
http://youtube.com/watch?v=kayBSkXM87Q
>>25272819
>>25274930
>>25275168
don't stop
>>25274086
do it anyway
>>25275208
Whoa, that song is pure jumbled chaos.
Truth be told, I can't think of a fitting song at the moment.
>>25275454
Think I'll have to.
Already got two other greens in the work, one of which is going to be pretty long.
Right now, I don't have the time or energy for another, I'll just get all stressed and it will just end up sucking.
If anyone else wants to work with this idea, or something similar, then please go right ahead.I want to see Gladiator-Anon make a herd of fellow female gladiators.Amazon warrior herd.
>>25272819
>Back to being Strawberry Smoothie, you are far less snuggled than you expected.
>Like, not at all snuggled.
>In fact, this Hyooman, Anon, is actually a real gentlecolt.
>Right now, he's walking with you to the dining hall for dinner.
>Apparently he hasn't eaten all day so far, and that's no good.
>Walking up to the order line, you pick out a plate of Prench salad for yourself, and of course, your meal's pudding cup.
>This evening it's chocolate, your favourite.
>Anon pick up a carnivore and herbivore plate.
>Neat.
>You have a Black suit as a friend and he looks like a total badass.
>Now no other inmates will bother you.
>As Anon joins you at a table, another Black suit approaches, a changeling queen.
>Maybe you thought too soon...
~~~
>Be Chelicera, Changeling queen and all around most evil and awesome prisoner in here.
>Even the other black suits don't mess with you, but now there's a new one.
>Fresh food, as you like to think.
>Puffing yourself up, you walk over, fangs out in a grin.
>'Was this thing always this big?' you think to yourself as you get close.
>Whatever it is, it's bigger than a minotaur, but you've dealt with them before.
"So, I take it you're new around here?" you ask, keeping up your scary face.
>The monkey/minotaur thing looks over at you, a piece of meat half in it's mouth.
>It's head jerk's back slightly as the meat gets sucked in, chewed and swallowed before it replies.
>"Yeah, and you are?"
"Uh, my name's Chelicera," you reply, taken aback by the sudden question.
>Wait, is that indifference you taste?!
>This thing isn't intimidated!?
>"I'm Anon, nice to meet you," it replies, the indifference fading into the faint starts of friendship.
>>25275831
>No, this isn't what you wanted, it's supposed to be scared.
"Well, yeah, uh, good to see a new black suit around here, what are you in for?"
>"Petting Celestia. Didn't know it was against the law, but then again, I didn't know she was sapient, or that well, most things here were."
>Gulping, you find yourself slowly walking away from the non-consensual petter.
>Even you're not that evil.
"Well, I suppose I'll see you around then," you say returning to your table.
>You're going to need to seriously reconsider how you approach this thing.
>>25275837
Yesssssss
forced changeling cuddles when?
>>25275837
>>25275894
cuddle the love out of that changeling queen
>>25275837
this thing, I like it
>>25275837
>Be Warden Happy Peppy Gary, and that Changeling is quite scary.
>After all, she's both a hive queen and a black suit.
>Well, her shell's black anyways, but it's the suit that matters.
>And she want to talk to Anon.
>Watching them from across the room, you make sure your newest inmate isn't getting in trouble.
>Cheli, as you call her, not to her face, mind you, seems surprised by Anon's responses, and soon walks away, no troubles to be had.
>Wonderful.
>Any day where you have no trouble is a good day.
>It seems Anon and Strawberry are getting along well too.
>Thank Celestia, you were worried about her, but everything is okay.
>Looking at Anon's dishes, you shudder at the lack of puddingy goodness on them.
>If things go as they have, you may be able to push for two puddings a day for him, rather than just pushing for one.
>Well, waiting and watching is necessary first.
>Perhaps getting a guard to chaperon him would be good...
~~~
>Be Cookies n' Cream.
>Somewhere, you feel as if your job is about to be given to a different guard.
>It's not a good feel...
~~~
>This time, you're human, so you must be Anon.
>After a good meal, you rise up with Strawberry.
"So, what is there to do in this place?" you ask, looking around.
>"Lots of stuff, like Arts and Crafts, or you could go to the gym, the library, or even the spa if you wanted."
"I suppose the Library would be a good place to start. No point in doing physical activity right after eating."
>"Sounds good, follow me."
>Hopefully they have some books explaining how this pony world works.
>>25275837
You, I like you.Thank you based anon
>>25277407
>>Somewhere, you feel as if your job is about to be given to a different guard.
kek
>>25277411
I am Anon only because I have not donned my trip.
>>25276519
>>25275894
Later.
>>25270885
>>25271085
That's freaking adorable
I'm stealing that
>>25278299
You can go to jail for that, you know.hue
>>25260039
Is Mythd still writing more Anon's Prison Herd? I love that story.
>>25271085
>>25278299
Found a bigger version.
>Anon dresses up as Nightmare Moon for Nightmare Night
>his costume is just a horn, a helmet, and wings, but it's good enough for a bipedal green monkey
>it's so good, in fact, that everypony believes it
>it doesn't help that he keeps shouting "Boo!" and eating candy corn
>only bad guys like candy corn
>he's banished to Tartarus Supermax
>fucking ponies
>>25281915
This is a good idea for a story.
>>25281915
>he tries to prove that he isn't Nightmare Moon by taking off the costume
>everypony thinks he's mutilating himself
>he's restrained and sent to the infirmary
>the doctors are confounded by how difficult it is to reattach his 'limbs'
>eventually, they decide to cheat
>if they cast an alicorn transformation spell on a mutilated alicorn, it should re-grow his horn and wings
>they're very confused when he turns into a big, green, male alicorn, instead of a blue female one, but they chalk it up to magical disturbances
>That screaming fit when he woke up was probably just from excess magical energy
>right?
>prison blues bump
>>25281975
hory shet this
>>25281975
kek
>>25277407
>Since you're suspended in a rest pod, you must be Chelicera, best Changeling queen around.
>Just because you're the only one around doesn't mean you're not the best around.
>Enough of that though, you must figure out what to do with this new inmate.
>It has no fear of you, , so maybe you can use it for things other than terrorizing.
>But what...
>Heck, you're not even sure what it is, let alone if it's a male or female.
>Though it doesn't matter much if you want to make them love you.
>Hmn... there's a though.
>You could do with a new love source, since the best you have here is that silly nickname the warden gave you.
>Cheli, while it makes some sense, it makes you think he's thinking of Celestia, or as some refer to her in private, Celly.
>Not like anypony has told her that.
>Sighing, you slide from your pod, coming out perfectly clean.
>No reason not to go and learn more about your new... whatever you decide it's going to be.
>Now, if you were a giant strange thing, where would you be...
~~~
>Be Anon with a nagging sensation someone just called you strange, which in itself is strange.
>After all, you are a strange stranger in a strange land.
>And speaking of strange, half these pony rules make no sense.
>You can't have salt, growing tomatoes, potatoes, and a host of other common foods is a jailable offence.
>This is gonna take some getting used to.
>At least Strawberry is here to talk with you as you read.
>Well, she's more here to help make sense of this stuff while she reads her own book.
>Almost an hour passes before the door to the library opens again, and a somewhat irritated looking Chelicera walks in.
>>25286283
>"There you are, Anon, I've been looking everywhere for you."
"Oh, hey, what's up?"
>"Well, since you're new and all, I figured I could help you get used to here. I am one of the longest term prisoners here, after all."
"Strawberry's already showing me around, but another person to talk to would be nice."
>Taking a seat, her mouth turns up in the tiniest of smiles.
~~~
>Be a sexually frustrated Celestia.
>Why didn't that alien snuggle the pony you sent him.
>She was a perfect victim.
>How are you gonna get off now?
Hey guys, me again. Sorry I haven't posted in so long. I had to find alternate WiFi. I've been using my data. I got banned again from using my data for breaking Global Rule #1 somehow.
Don't even know how I broke that rule. I only post shitty green in this thread, and occasionally bump another thread in /mlp/
I am not pleased by the way. Anyways, I'll try and write more green later. But no promises, as I may still be banned. Friggin mods, banning me for no reason at all.
>>25287003
Dynamic Ip's can catch bans periodically. It's happened to my phone before a number of times.
>>25287039
>>25287039
So, my data would be dynamic then? Wonder why it bans you under rule #1 then. Cause, that's just fucking cruel.
>>25287114
Because Child pornography(which is under #1) is one of the only permaban rules.
>>25287114
No, it means your IP changes, and you got changed to an IP some other chucklefuck got a perma ban under rule #1 using it.
>>25286292
pic related
>>25286292
Just let him ravish you, you dirty little slut.
>>25288045
Which one?
Alright, green outta fuckin' nowhere!
>Be Emerald, baddest daimond dog in the greater Canterlot area.
>Just got SEVEN DAYS in the slammer for not saying 'gesundheit' after a pony sneezed.
>You're gonna have the run of this place by Tuesday.
>Step one: find the biggest guy/gal in the place.
>Step two: go total alpha bitch.
>Step three: do whatever you want.
>The lunch room is the best place to find the biggest inmate.
>You slam the large double doors open and everyone stares as you enter.
>Piling a tray high with meat and meat accessories you scan the room and see a large hunched figure sitting alone.
>Bingo.
===
>Be Anon, trying to enjoy your garden salad, after a breakfast heavy with greasy meats, lunch had to be a bit lighter.
>The diamond dog that slammed the door was heading in your direction.
>Every diamond dog that gets sent here, without fail, challenges you.
>Every diamond dog that challenges you, fails.
>Today will be no different.
>>25288785
===
>Alright Emerald, this guy is a bit bigger than you anticipated but he's eating a salad, herbivore=wimp.
>Activate alpha bitch mode.
>You drop a chicken leg into his salad.
>"Oops." you say in the least sincere way possible.
>The entire lunch room is dead silent.
>Big guy looks at the salad then at you then picks up the drumstick with his paw-grabber things, sticks the meat end in his mouth and pulls out the bare bone and starts chewing.
>The chewing echos in the silence as he parts his teeth slightly to loudly crunch through the wierd cartilage bit, some of the closer ponies turn green and push thier trays away.
>You might have fucked up. Time to re-double your efforts.
>"I'm top dog around here now and if you know what's good for ya, you'll roll over and play dead.
===
>Dis lil pup don't know how bad she just fucked up.
>You raise one finger, the closer ponies start to slowly back away, the pup doesn't notice.
"I'm gonna lay you out with one finger."
>"I'd like to see you try."
"We have a saying where I come from." you say with a smirk "Bitches get scritches."
> Like lightning your finger finds itself behind her ear and starts to work it's magic.
>"HEY WHAT DOooooo ahh *wimper*..." her complaints quickly end as she falls into a blissful sleep.
>Two pony guards in riot gear come up to just outside your reach.
>Uhh she's in cell block B, cell 112 if you could, uh, you know... please?
"Yeah, yeah, I'll make sure to tuck her in."
>You scoop up the silly pupppy and lumber out of the cafeteria.
"Every time with the diamond dogs." you say to yourself.
THE END
The dancing skeleton in the corner fits with the music I'm listening to right now.
>>25288794
kek
>>25288927
SPOOKY
SCARY
SKELETONS
>>25288946
Ahh, the HIGHEST of praises.
>>25288993
Moar pls
I love you
Damn this site became Spooky all of the sudden
Here is a thing my drawfriend did
>>25289230
QT AS FUCK
>>25289230
So can I imagine him with her accent, now?
>>25289318
No, but you can imagine him being hefted over batman's shoulder, ass to the camera.
>be skeleton anon
>be in prison
>not for being spooky or anything. Ponies are really acepting of how you look.
>you just made too many bad puns.
>it's alright so far. Lots of milk, and a nice bed.
>oh, also you met anon anon.
>He loves puns. Well more or less puns and bad jokes make him chuckle.
>Better than nothing heheheheheh.
>>25260039
Lads, where could I find the lewd parts of mythd's story? They all seem to be missing from the pastebin tex.
>>25289830
http://pastebin.com/qhqDSdF0
http://pastebin.com/kqaEpWGT
>>25289862
You are a true human bean anon
>>25275894
Nevershe'll want it.
>>25289862
>feygl into getting tied up
fuck is that hot
>>25289230
Oh sweet Jesus what happened to his horn, he's been mutilated!
>>25289984
Well lads I just finished mythd's story, please PLEASE tell me this isn't finished! I've spent hours reading this it can't end there!
>>25289862
There's so much more that needs to be done! Sandy, happy, FUCKING AMBER EMBER, it's such a long wonderful story but whoever made it really skipped out on the lewd scenes
>>25291203
Idk if he's even around anymore. I hope he is, his stuff is great.
>>25291852
>>25291203
>>25291169
LADS
LADS
IT'S CONFIRMED
GOD IS REAL
LIFE INFACT HAS PURPOSE
http://pastebin.com/kc1xYcb3
>>25291852
>>25291203
>>25291169
I think a few threads back he mentioned that he was starting university studies or something like that so he wasn't able to post daily like he was at the beginning of his story. He's still around I believe, just posting a bit less frequently.
>>25289830
>>25289862
>>25289984
>>25291010
>>25291169
>>25291203
>>25291852
>>25292006
>>25292036
Sorry I've been posting so slowly. School is a bitch. I was busy today, but I should be able to post tomorrow... hopefully
Huh... I thought people were only meh about the lewd at best, hated it at worst. I stopped writing it because it was a huge drain on creative energyI sound like a tosspot. If I can't fit anything into the story at this point, would you all like me to try making little one shots once I finish the green?
>>25292105
It's great to hear your still writing man, I know id enjoy some more lewd scenes.
I mean there is still SO many things you could do! You could do stuff for all the charecters that haven't had a scene yet, you could do write ups for charecters like the warden and maybe other people in the prison (like that fight club minotaur chick), you could even do scenes involving different members of anons herd or something.
>>25292105
Tbh I really liked your lewd scenes (especially Feygls) I can't imagine why people wouldn't.
>>25292230
mythd is just being a big
FAG
>>25292105
Minotaur
Lactation
>>25292105
Imo can't wait for anon to make her a queen tbhq senpai
>>25292105
You better do one of Sandy
I mean, if you want or can, I'm not making you do it right now
School is sure a bitch...
>Tfw only one month of vacation
;_;
>>25291165
Ups.
This isn't the first time, my drawfriend tends to forget that, he draws a base earth pony, then adds the details (horn or wings)
...
So you guys want lewd stories?
How much is the limit in lewd here?Hooves holding,right?
>>25292006
Already read that.
>>25292105
Whatever gets you to continue the story, man. I liked the lewd just as much as the rest of it.
So much great new green, it's incredible. Thank you everypony.
>>25286292
>A human, a changeling queen and a pegasus walk into a spa.
>And since you're the human, that makes you Anon.
>What, you were expecting a joke?
>Well, after some reading, you decided a little relaxation before bed would be nice.
>And while you aren't the most pleased about Strawberry paying for you, the sum total of what you own here is nothing but the clothes on your back.
>Er, in your room. you don't own the prison uniform.
>Anyways, Spa relaxation go!
>You've never been much of one for spa's back home, but here seems much the same as there.
>Except this one is run by ponies and a few minotaurs.
>Speaking of minotaurs, the ones that work here are all female.
>Now there's a taste of home, but that's not what you're here for.
>Laying down on a massage table, you settle in while your masseuse prepares.
>And you're definitely not oggling the minotaur in front of you who's massaging Strawberry.
>Nope, not at all.
~~~
>My, that's a nice shot of lust, you think, savouring the thick, rich taste of it.
>Of course, you're Chelicera, changeling queen and all around best pony.
>You're also the best changeling too, but you're definitely better than any pony.
>But anyways, you're enjoying a nice bit of lust from Anon.
>Glancing over, you see his eyes watching a swaying minotaur butt.
>Well now, the human likes flank.
>And being a female, flank is something you have in droves.
>Looking back at yourself, you pause.
>Hmnn... maybe you need to need a little more sweet stuff in your diet.
>Your flank is looking a little poor, right now.
>Nothing a little crush won't solve.
>And your neighbour has been showing some signs of that.
>She's often getting a little doe eyed around that one security colt.
>Once you pack your flank a little more, seducing this alien will be easy, and you'll have another black suit under your hoof.
>Speaking of hooves, these masseuses are amazing.
>You'll need to kidnap some when you start your hive back up.
>For now, you relax.
>>25296581HIVE GROWING SOON
>>25296581
I want to fuck a femtaur
Boop
Breymp
>>25291165
Fixed
>>25300418
>"Aww c'mon Anon! Don't ya wanna rev up your Harley?"
>"VROOM VROOM!"
>>25292512
Hoof holding? You sick bastard.I love that idea.
>>25300418
I want to cuddle the cute little pone while he tries to act tough and scary.
The lewd, belly rubbing, ear scritching kind of cuddles.
>>25292512
If it's not too much to ask, I'd really like Anon and Short Fuse tohave a private and intimate cuddle session which may or may not involve necking and may or may not end with goodnight kisses.
>>25301775
This, but try to make it, I dunno, like, accidental or something. Some awkwardness would be cute!
>>25292512
>How much is the limit in lewd here?
HORN JOB
>>25301993
You. I like you.
I don't know how I could forget about that.
>>25301775
Ever since I read Mythd's greentext when Anoncuddledwith Cookies, I wanted to do that with a character of my own, and I promise you, i'll do that.Be cuddling in real life or dreams
>>25301993
HORN IN POOPER
>Guard-pone bumps you on the booper
>>25305117
.....
Do you mean my finger or..?
>>25303138
a dream come true
>>25305117
>Anon is in pony jail
>Guardpony boops Anon
>Becomes prisoner themself
>>25306321
Not having friends is a capital offence in Equestria. Pinkie should know, she had a stint in jeuvenile prison, which is why she's so friendship obsessed now.
>>25306896
It's also why priso orgies are considered mandatory, since the best way to get to know someone is to "feel" them.
>>25292105
Don't get why people would hate them, I thought they were pretty hot, especially Feygl.
I've always had a thing for having humans' unusually long sexual endurance (compared to other species) being carried over to Equestria and made a big deal of.
I wanna see Amber get some action! Have seen a few minotaur greens, but they never have any lewd.I'm all for one shots dedicated to the characters that didn't get a lewd in the main story.
>>25305243
I meant yourschnoz
>page 9
>>25289984
das fokkin adorable, m8
Pg.10 boop
>>25292105
>post yfw mythd abandons us
>>25292105
Is it strange that, upon reading about Amber's body mod potion she's working on, I immediately did math with what you mentioned about Breezies being rather strechy?
Because I want to see this.
A lot.
>>25309850
shit nigga you could bathe a breezie in your cum theyre so tiny
Alright, so let's do something other than whine. What are some new, original ways for Anon to end up in jail?
>Jaywalking
>Quoting movies nopony has ever seen
>Speaking with his mouth full
>>25310474Smacking a mares ass.
Le bump
>>25311400
>Anon uses reddit memes
>Sentenced to banishment on the moon.
>>25310485
This.
>>25310474
Using foals as balls for rugby?
>>25296581
~~~
>After a good night's sleep, you're a very awake and alert human, ready to take on day two in prison.
>Your own personal shower and bathroom means no fear of dropping the soap.
>Do you even have to worry about that?
>I mean, it's not like these ponies and what have you have been scary or intimidating or even grumpy.
>Exiting the bathroom, you notice Strawberry waking up in her own bed, still somewhat sleepy.
"Bathroom's free. I'm heading for breakfast," you say, walking to the door.
>All you get is a tired nod as she plods to the lavatories.
>Thankfully the path to the mess hall is well marked and also filled with other prisoners, so it's difficult to get lost.
>You do get a bit of a berth around you, given black suits are supposed to be super villains and other big bad folks.
>That means you're one of the top dog criminals here.
>Maybe you should gather some thugs to work under you...
>Shaking your head, you let out a laugh, causing several ponies near you to scurry back in fear.
>That'd be silly, and besides, you're not some gang lord.
>Once you're out of here, you'll figure out where to go then.
>For now, breakfast.
>Hopefully they have bacon.
~~~
>Be somewhat sleepy Gary, rising in time for breakfast after a late night preparing papers to grant Anon one pudding a day.
>After serious contemplation, you decided pushing for two is a bit too much, after all, they're just starting his stay here.
>If they starts to show signs of decline, you should be able to bump them up to two puddings a day.
>But right now, you need to get these papers to the kitchen, so Anon can have one with breakfast.
>After that, you'll have to get them to the doctors for a medical exam, and then...
>Maybe a nice tea break.
>Yeah, that sounds nice.
>Scooping up your papers, you head out on your way to the dining hall.
>>25313127
>Arriving at the hall, you feel your gut sink as you see Anon already there, with food, heading to a table.
>Another meal without delicious puddingy goodness, how can they stand it?
>Why, you'd hardly be able to get up in the morning if not for the promise of your morning butterscotch.
>Well, that changes now, you'll make sure they get their pudding of choice, even if it's only one a day.
>>25310474
>Belching at the dinner table>Wearing sock in public
>>25310474
>scratches cat behind ears
>arrested for bestiality
>>25310342
Who is this? I never figured out who he was.
>>25310474
Public intoxication
Attempted poisoningwith root of nightshade
PoachingI'm starting to get tired of Anon getting sent to prison for misdemeanours. I get that the idea is that serious crimes are rare in Equestria and so on, but making jaywalking a jailable offence is essentially turning Equestria in to a totalitarian nightmare, which is kinda against the point.
>>25313127
I like this story
>>25314667
What if he was actually a rapist?
He'd be the nightmare of the prison.
>>25314667
This.
I especially liked the 'nightshade' idea, which I'm assuming is just potatoes.
>>25314726
He keeps raping both prisoners and guards.
One of the guards keeps going back for more though....
>>25314203
brendan fraser
>>25314667
>Poaching
If the ponies think they can take my meat from me, then they're becoming the meat.
>>25314927
What the fuck
>>25314988
Really bad chronic acne that lasts about 20 years, characterized by blackheads forming in groups, filling with pus and then draining. Repeat until peppermint scarring occurs.
>>25310474
One time, someone said Anon getting amnesia in the prison could be a thing.
How he got there? He didn't know.
But he was pretty sorry about what he did.
Pretty much a pony level anon.
There are thousands of ideas for an Anon in pone prison.
Folks, i'm gonna be sorry again for not updating my story... I finished a 10k word homework right now, and it wasted all my weekend.
But I promise some big update to end chapter 3 and start chapter 4.
One more thing, my drawfriend asked:
"What kind of stuff they want to do with Shorty? I might draw it"
What to do, boys?
>>25315685
Either: 1: Let him ride around on our shoulders, or 2: Lewdly tickle him.
>>25314726
Then you'd get people whining about edge. Just make it so non-consentual cuddling is like rape in Equestria, and have him take pleasure in cuddling Celestia and/or Luna despite their protestsand possibly later, arousal,for a few months until he's finally caught and put in pony jail.
And then he notices that the other blacksuited inmates, all of them mares, look pretty cuddly as well, including that changeling queen who tries to act like she runs the place…
>>25315913
>And then he notices that the other blacksuited inmates, all of them mares, look pretty cuddly as well, including that changeling queen who tries to act like she runs the place…
yes excellent
>>25292105
Give us the green m8
>>25311705
Foals do not meet the minimum standards of quality for rugby balls.
>>25314141
Due to certain oversights from long ago, it's only sexual relations between humans and nonhumans that are criminalised.
>Most ponies do not even know the law exists due to the extreme rarity of humans, and it is considered merely minor trivia.
>As a result of this, Anon is only arrested after an unfortunate incident at the ponice charity quiz night.
>Many high ranking ponies want more of the D, and are working to get the law repealed and Anon pardoned.
>Anon is stuck in pony jail until this is done.
>>25314087
>Excessive clothing is treated by equestrians similarly to how earthers treat public nudity.
>>25314726
>>25314761
For extra funzies, the ponies don't really give a damn about the rape, but are angry with Anon for damaging one of his rapees's dresses.
>>25314667
>>25314739
Human food being toxic to ponies is always a fun premise
>>25316030
It's the green,
It's the green,
It's the green you need.
And when I look into your future?
It's the green that I see.
>>25316631
ADEQUATE
>>25316327
It doesn't even have to be toxic to them. For the longest time, we assumed tomatoes were toxic becuase the rest of the tomato plant is, until some guy ate a shitload of them to prove they weren't.
Considering that Earth ponies would need to harvest potatoes by putting a variant nightshade in their mouth, it makes sense they wouldn't have tried to eat them. Hence hay fries.
>>25313296
I want anon to get pudding and have him say he doesn't even like pudding, sending him to Tartarus for being so evil
>>25317635Don't reveal the twist you jerk.
I woke up at 4:50 in the morning, dehydrated and hungover, and after a little bit of lurking, I was hit by the inspiration to write. So prepare for a nice, hot, steaming pile of green shit.
pic related
>>25317761
>Be anon not in pone prison.
>Day whatever in Equestria. Like you were actually gonna count.
>Seriously, you stopped keeping track after the first couple of weeks. It's been YEARS now.
>Fuck that noise.
>The last two years have been spent living in Canterlot.
>You moved here from Ponyville after you got tired of Twilight's shit.
>Fucking horse just wouldn't leave you alone.
>At first you had a lot of fun with it.
>Always going on adventures into the Everfree, saving your small town from evil monsters, even helping out the various little ponies with whatever menial tasks they had at hand (hoof?).
>Twilight studying your body for science, that was always a good time, asking questions about you and your old world.
>But after a few years, you grew weary of it all.
>It was cool for a little bit, but you really just wanted to settle down and live a semi-normal life amongst the cute little horsies.
>And so, after exchanging a few letters with the Queencess of Equestria herself, you made the move to Canterlot.
>You were hoping to get a room in the castle or something.
>Wishful thinking. At least she set you up with a nice little house.
>Canterlot wasn't all bad.
>It certainly wasn't as comfy as Ponyville. But at least there were no constant monster attacks or anything.
>The snobby rich ponies in this place drove you up the wall, but if you knew what places to avoid it was pretty easy to stay away from them.
>And there weren't any inner-city ziggers to worry about ganging up on you and kicking your shit in or stealing your stuff.
>So hey, all in all it wasn't so bad here.
>Most of the ponies were pretty nice, and you really had to hand it to horseland: no cars and no noisy aircraft mad for a much more pleasant city-living experience.
>Also supper nice, cute little ponies probably helped out a bit. You never really were a city person...
>>25317778
>Today was another boring day, just the way you liked it.
>You're walking through a courtyard in one of the lower levels of Canterlot, on your way to the market.
>The sun shown low in the sky and clouds filled the air.
>It was the onset of Winter. A bit chilly for your tastes, but still nice.
>You take your time to observe all of the cute little creatures going about their day.
>Couples sharing a meal together outside of a restaurant, mares walking around with their little foals in tow, vendors pedaling their wares or trying to sell snacks.
>You can't help but smile as you watch the world around you.
>Truly this is paradise.
>You must have died and gone to Heaven all those years ago.
>But one thing catches your eye as you contemplate the beauty of this place.
>Up ahead of you, sitting in front of one of the many towers that line the outer walls of Canterlot was a guard pony.
>His head rested on his hoof, and he gazed out over his charge with a defeated look in his eyes, glancing here and there, then back to the sandwich which rested on the wall in front of him.
>Your heart broke a little when you saw that.
>You had to do something.
>>25317783
>Be Asinus Maximus, one of Canterlot's elite royal guards.
>Judged fit to serve the Queen, err, Princess herself!
>Except you spend your days sitting in a guard tower, watching the adjacent courtyard.
>This really wasn't what you signed up for.
>You had thought you were going to go to far off lands and fight for your Queen-princess.
>Uphold the honor of your great Equestrian Empire!
>Too bad you never payed attention in history class, or you might have known that the last time Equestria went to war was almost a millennium and a half ago.
>Normally your situation wouldn't have you so down, but things were different now.
>Your mother and father just passed away in a tragic zeppelin accident involving a mysterious rainbow blur.
>The ETSB refused to investigate.
>Now you were forced to confront your whole life, and you wondered if you had really lived up to their expectations, if your career as a mall-cop was enough to make them proud.
>Not to mention your fillyfriend just left you.
>Fuck.
>A single tear rolls down your muzzle and onto the ground.
>>25317789
>Anon is your name, comforting sad ponies is your game.
>As you walk up the carpeted steps to the gray pony who sits above, you see a single tear fall from the one eye that you can actually see.
>Your heart breaks a little more.
>Just as you near the top of the stairs, the pony takes notice of you.
>He stands himself up, wiping away the tear with his hoof, and faces you, trying his best to seem professional and authoritative.
>Poor guy.
>”Good afternoon to you citizen, could I somehow be of help to you?”
>citizen
>triggered
>You have to resist the urge to scream in his face.
>Calm down Anon, this is Equestria, not Earth.
>You aren't being detained.
>You set all that aside for now, you have more important things to get to.
>You have a pony to comfort!
>Yea, you're gonna be that guy that everyone knows and loves how nice he is!
>Ponies will be like, 'Hay, have you heard of Anon?' and then they'll be like 'Oh yea, of course, everypony has heard of Anon! He's so nice, and handsome, and--'
>”Sir?”
>The guard pony looks at you with a raised eyebrow.
>Oh yea.
“Um, you looked kinda sad earlier. Ya K?”
>Smooth.
>You forgot that you're awkward as fuck.
>It's all coming back to you now.
>You try to put on a weird, probably creepy smile.
Breakfast. I love coffee and all, but it only helps for so long before I need to eat.
>>25317795
Meh, I'm not really feeling it anymore. I might finish it later if I get bored, but just in case I don't:
>Blah blah, sit down with pony and put arm around shoulders.
>Talk about stuff, pone is sad.
>Hug pone and talk some more.
>Remember someone always loves you, etc.
>I'm not gay, but qtpone is qtpone, give a little kiss on the snoot.
>Sorry you feel bad, start to walk away.
>shaky 'who are you.'
>'I'm anon, I'm usually at the Steel Horse after work, you should swing by.'
>After wok in Steel Horse, talking to pone friends n' shit.
>Guard comes in with friends.
>Under arrest for kissng on top of snout, like rape I guess.
>Taking advantage of a sad horse too.
>Go to jail cause ur evil.
>>25318225
>Keep trying to be nice to qt pons in pon jail
>Get sent to pon jail jail
>Which they have to build just for you
>This happens a few more times
>Ponies end up covering a city sized are just with concentric jails
>Only the innermost and outermost actually have prisoners
>If it continues much further that city over there will need to be moved
>>25316030
>>25310342
>>25309763
>>25309235
>>25307017
Not dead, and haven't abandoned the thread! Sorry it's taking me so long to produce anything, school is hard and I have a girlfriend now so free time is rareI suppose I'll do lewd one shots later on for the characters that didn't get any action in the main green
I'm loving all this green I'm seeing, keep up the good work everyone!
Pst, hey, heeey...Should I write some green?
>>25319303
Yes
>>25319395
Alrighty then!Prepare yourself, for my meh-tier writing skills!
>Day...
>Well, day one.
>You're in ponyland.
>You're also in ponyland PRISON.
>And WHY are you in ponyland prison?
>Because the ponies here have no idea what you are.
>They literally sent you here because they're scared of you.
>You've done absolutely nothing wrong.
>You haven't even said your own name to anyone here.
>Meanwhile, they've talked about sending you to some place called 'Canterlot' many times, but for now, you're here.
>You've just arrived, by carriage, to the prison.
>Yet they didn't cuff you, for some reason.
>All the ponies here were absolutely frightened by you, but never bothered to take any precautions against you.
>A bit retarded, in your opinion, but whatever.
>Finally, you see a pony approaching you.
>She's white, she's got blond hair, and blue eyes.
>She has a serious look on her face.
>She's wearing a kind of Nazi-ish looking uniform.
>You also have a feeling she's going to be extremely racist.
>The two guards stand at attention as the mare walks up to you.
>She looks up at you, her cold, blank expression never changing.
>Then she jumps and lets out a big smile.
>"Good morning! It's nice to meet you! My name is Aryanne, but you can call me anything you want! Whatever makes you most comfortable here during your visit!"
>You smile.
>Oh my god she's so adorable.
>She's literally beaming with the biggest smile you've seen since you got here.
"Can, I, uh, I just- I'm just gonna hug you."
>You pick her up and hug the shit out of her.
>She's so soft and cuddly.
>Everyone nearby gasps.
>The guards back away from you.
>"HE'S GOT THE WARDEN HOSTAGE!!"
"W-wait, what?! No I don't-"
>"P-please don't hurt me, mister!"
>Aryanne looks absolutely frightened.
"No, I'm not! Y-you're just so cute! I wanted to hug you!"
>She blushes.
>The guards all just scowl at you.
>"YOU VILLAINOUS MONSTER!"
>"We-we'll do anything you say! What do you want from us?!"
>>25319491
>Aryanne
Sexy shower fun times when?
>>25317783
>>The sun shown low in the sky and clouds filled the air.
*shone low in the sky
>>25269902
Sa-80
> pop pop pop stovepipe mag falls out
Themightyestempire.png
>>25319617
I beg your forgiveness, good sir. Time to off myself.
>>25319491
This nigga has the right idea.
Just pick that cute little mare up and hug her.
bump for best warden
>>25319491
"Uh, want?"
>"Just name it! An extra pillow? Thirty more minutes of nap time? TWO pudding cups a day?!"
>You pause.
"Nap time?... Pudding cups? What the hell kind of prison IS thi-"
>"-EXCUSE ME?!"
>You look down at Aryanne.
>She's scrunching.
>The guards stare at her like she just became Jesus.
>"MR... uhh...?"
"Anonymous.-"
>"-ANONYMOUS! THERE SHALL BE NO CURSING IN MY PRISON! APOLOGIZE!"
"Okay."
>You snuggle her.
>"W-what are you doing?"
"An apology snuggle, of course. It's what my species regularly does."
>"O-oh... Okay..."
>She softly sighs.
"Do you accept my apology?"
>"Y-yes."
"Good! Also, don't have your guards beat me up. Hugs are my species' way of saying hello."
>She looks at the guards and nods.
>They stand down and relax.
>You're about to set her down when she stops you.
>"Actually, I...I think I hurt my leg... can you...?"
"But of course. It's a common thing for my species to carry friends."
>"Awesome..."
>Goddamn this cuddly pony.
>Soon enough, having heart attacks will be a regular thing 'for your species'.
>Which, you didn't believe for a single second that these ponies would buy any of your crap.
>But hey, you were wrong!
>And now you've got snuggles out of an adorable pony.
>Also, said snuggles can probably shorten your sentence.
>Well...
>If it's not indefinite, of course.
>>25321609
>An apology snuggle, of course. It's what my species regularly does.
>Hugs are my species' way of saying hello.
>It's a common thing for my species to carry friends.
This Anon is a freaking genius!
A+
>>25321609
>You carry Aryanne through the hallway-gate-thing.
>Some guards posted on the way scowl at you, sometimes in anger, and sometimes in what looks like jealousy.
>You're holding her like you would a cat.
>She doesn't seem to mind at all, though.
>She's resting her head on your arm.
>And though you still have absolutely no idea where you are, or WHY, you were glad that cute ponies, though owning a max-security prison, were simply just, well, cute ponies.
>When you arrive at the front doors of the thing, the two guards open them and allow you to enter.
>Then you're faced with the inside of the prison.
>It looks pretty damn nice.
>It doesn't even look like a prison.
>The floor is made of wood, the walls are painted a nice sandy color, and there's a tan mare with yellow hair behind a desk.
>Her eyes barely peek over it.
>"I-is that the warden?"
"Uuh, yeah. She hurt her leg, so I'm carrying her."
>Aryanne gives an embarrassed smile and nods.
>"Oh. Well, uh, okay then! So, you're the new inmate?"
"Well see, ABOUT that... I didn't even get any kind of chance to defend myself, and I think-"
>"-Well of course not! You're a big scary monster!"
>You frown.
"Thanks. I always try to look my best."
>She waves her hooves.
>"No no no, I didn't mean it like THAT! I-it's just..."
"You think I'm ugly, DON'T you?"
>"N-no! I just... I..."
>You cover your face and pretend to cry.
>"No, no! I..."
>She hops over the desk and flocks over to your side, looking up at you.
>"I didn't mean to make you cry! I'm sooo sorry!"
>Man, these ponies are just too easy to mess with.
>But really, you were just looking for an excuse to continue your snuggle-spree.
"Do... do you really mean it?"
>"Yes!!"
>You pick her up with Aryanne still in your arms and hug her
>"W-what are-"
>"-It's what his species does!"
>"O-oh..."
>You can't help smile.
>These ponies are absolutely going to be the death of you.
"So. Want to be my friend?"
>The mare looks up at you and manages a small smile.
>"Sure!"
>>25322174
>You're holding her like you would a cat.
So, as far from my body as possible, with one hand under her chest and one hand pinching her scruff?
>>25322633
Yes.
>>25322174
"Cool!"
>And now you've got another mare to add to your collection!
>Christ, they're so soft.
>You almost forget for a second that you're in prison.
>For doing nothing.
>THOUGH, the cuddles are definitely fucking worth it.
>You start walking past the desk.
>"Wait, what-"
>-"Carrying friends is another thing his species does."
>You smile and nod.
"You... you want me to put you down?"
>You manage a pouty face.
>"Well, I don't want to be rude to a friend..."
"-Okay!"
>You continue walking.
>You are literally having too much fun with this.
>Then again though, what are the chances of having another dream as cool as this, right?
>Gotta snuggle 'till you drop!
>Aryanne pipes up.
>"S-so, do you want a tour of the prison?"
"Sure!"
>She grins and points down the hallway you're walking through.
>"Just take a right here, and you can see the dining room!"
>"I don't think I've actually seen the whole prison before..."
"Sure thing, captain!"
>You take off through the short hallway and turn.
>You immediately are faced with the dining room.
>It looks like a cafeteria, but with much nicer tables and chairs.
>But it's empty.
"Where's everyone?"
>"Everypony's napping right now!"
>You smile and lightly squeeze them both.
>Just them talking was fucking adorable.
>In turn, they both blush.
>Aryanne leads you over to another room.
>The art room.
>Because prisons apparently have art rooms here.
>It's still empty, and it looks a bit like a classroom.
>It's also very colorful.
>TOO colorful.
>It's like staring at the sun broken into a rainbow.
>You quickly move on and come across the 'nap room'.
>It's full of ponies.
>You're pretty sure you'll have a heart attack if you step in there.
>There's a mare sprawled out on her back, snoring and drooling slightly.
>You smile.
>There's another curled up like a dog, holding her tail.
>Then there's another one doing the same thing, but instead is nibbling on her tail.
>Guys are really out-numbered here.
>Like, REALLY.
>You only count three.
>>25322174
hrng
>>25322793
>>Guys are really out-numbered here.
>>Like, REALLY.
>>You only count three.
Oh shit
>>25322793
>>Then again though, what are the chances of having another dream as cool as this, right?
knowing you, you're gonna make us feel at some point, aren't you, you bastard?
>>25322923
>Your smile grows wider.
>There's so many mares that need cuddling here.
>You feel like some sort of retard, just compelled to pet any and every single mare in this room.
>You think it'd be a bit weird with the guys, though they are just as cute as the mares are.
>But still, you know, guys.
>That'd probably be weird.
>Then you hear a small bell ring from inside.
>The ponies start getting up.
"Uh, Anne? How many ponies are in this room?"
>She puts a hoof to her chin.
>"Shhhooould be sixty seven, now including you!"
>...Oh.
>OH.
>You don't think you're prepared enough mentally for sixty six ponies.
>Then the door opens.
>A pony in a neon orange jumpsuit sticks her head out.
>She looks at you.
>"Oooh, what are YOU? Are you a monster?!"
>As soon as you open your mouth, she smiles.
>"-Oh! You're friends with the warden and Penny!"
>You hear whispering inside, and see a few mares hopping, trying to see you through the small window in the door.
>The mare turns back into the room.
>"We've got a tall new friendly creature!... He's... he's really handsome..."
>...You're pretty sure you weren't supposed to hear that last bit.
>You hear a few gasps and giggles from inside.
>"I wanna meet him!!"
>"He's just outside?!"
>"Come on, let's see him!!"
>Then the door swings open.
>For a split second, you see dozens of pairs of eyes just locked on you.
>Then every single one of them come pouring out.
>Before you can move, you're literally SURROUNDED in mares.
>Some are standing on their hind legs, looking up at you from your sides.
>Others are flying above and around your head.
>Some are playing with your hands.
>They're ALL asking questions.
>"What's your favorite color?!"
>"What the HAY ARE YOU?!"
>"Hey, I want to be carried, too!"
>Y-your heart.
>>25323458
>>25323458
>"We've got a tall new friendly creature!... He's... he's really handsome..."
>...You're pretty sure you weren't supposed to hear that last bit.
>You hear a few gasps and giggles from inside.
I would literally have a heartattack.
>>25323458
>Then, you start noticing a few other questions.
>"Soo, what's a stud like YOU doing here?"
>"Care for a herd?"
>"You into Pegasi?"
>"Do you last long?~"
>"Y-you wouldn't fuck a pony, would you?"
>"You look like you'd be so... big..."
>Someone slaps your ass.
"WOAH- HUH?"
>...Holy shit...
>Y-your dick.
>And here you thought these ponies only had rainbows and sunshine on the mind.
>You actually feel Anon Jr. poking out a bit.
>The mares in front of you stop and stare.
>They grow red.
>One bites her lip.
>Another looks up at you.
>"C-can I t-touch it?"
>She slowly inches a hoof forwards.
>Her face grows extremely red.
>A majority of the mares go silent and watch.
"I- I uhh, I don't..."
>She starts sweating.
>Then you see your pants start glowing blue.
>What the fu-
>In a split second, they're pulled down.
>Along with your boxers and everything.
>You pause.
>You suddenly feel so embarrassed you might die.
>All the mares are so red, you'd believe that it's the dominant coat color around here.
>You even see one of the guys staring.
>Some of the mares are just speechless.
>Some jaws are dropped.
>Some are moving their mouths like fish.
>And others are biting their lips and smiling.
>Aryanne's trying to sneak looks at you.
>The desk pony is staring.
>The cuteness AND the embarrassment is too much.
>Your heart's beating like crazy.
>Like, REALLY crazy.
>You feel a sharp pain in your chest.
>Your breath gets caught in your throat.
>You think you feel your heart stop.
"HRK."
>You clutch your chest and fall backwards.
>The mares move out of the way, and your back hits the wooden floor.
>The two in your arms practically crush you.
>The last thing you see is Aryanne's rump in your face.
>>25323790
Nice.
>>25323790
>>"Y-you wouldn't fuck a pony, would you?"
I laughed.
>>25323790
wait what
this is going from 0 to mach 1 in a second what is going on
>>25323946
anon saw too much cute dick-crazed pone and had a heart attack
>>25313296
>Since you're not in prison, you must be Celestia.
>A very sexually frustrated Celestia.
>This stupid, sexy alien refuses to non-consensualy snuggle a mare.
>You'll have to figure something better out.
>For now, rageclopping will have to do...
~~~
>Be Ben Dover, professional multi-species physician and head doctor at the Learn-a-torium prison.
>And today, you have to do a physical for a new inmate.
>As best as you have heard, it's like a minotaur, but isn't.
>It'll be here after breakfast, so you have some time to prepare.
>Papers, papers and more papers.
>If it was a minotaur, this would be so much easier.
>Time to prepare your sucker jar and bandage box.
>Nobody likes having blood taken.
>Even you're somewhat nervous when doing it.
>But it is part of your job, and you're proud of your work.
>The warden should be bringing them any moment now.
~~~
>Having finished your breakfast, you're Anon, ready to grasp the day.
>Well, grasp whatever you can as a prisoner of a cutesy pony society.
>Oh, hey, it's the warden.
>"Good morning, Anon, I hope everything finds you well."
"So far, yes, thank you. And how about you? How are you so far?"
>"A lot of work this morning, since I need to handle all your paperwork, but I'll manage. I came to let you know you need to visit our doctor right now."
"Alright. Are you going to escort me there, or do you have someone to guide me?"
>"I can lead you. It's on the way back to my office after all."
>Dropping your dishes where they go, as far as you can tell, you follow the Warden out of the mess hall.
>"This is just going to be some simple tests and questions, just so we can know how to take care of you if you get sick," the warden says, punctuating what he says with waves of a hoof.
"No problem. I am an alien after all."
>"Hopefully not too alien," a pony in a white labcoat says, standing outside a room, "we do have to be able to heal you, after all."
>Time to meet the doctor.
>>25324125
continue my good writefriend
>>25324179
I am trying to do at least one post a day, depending on inspiration.
I have my own primary stories to look after, after all.
>>25323946
Yeeeaaah, a big part of why my writing's meh-tier is muh pacing.FimFiction always took a shit on me for that.But hey, at least you've got >>25324125 to deliver the good stuff!
>>25324125
>Ben Dover
Heh!
>>25324427
As doctors say, you'll feel a little prick.
>>25324697
That's quite the suppository you got there, doc.
You sure it'll fit?
>>25322633
>>25322658
Kek, you guys got shit pussies. For real, my cat was more like a dog except he'd run away from people instead of bark at them. I pity you...
I'm very happy to see that this thread has been getting a bit more lively lately.
>>25320772
>Warden of Da-cow concentration camp.
>Ponies are sent there to concentrate on their crimes, thinking about what they've done.
>>25326303
To lighten the mood, sometimes the residents get sent to the gas chamber, where they get to inflate balloons and make silly voices using helium.
>>25324249
Noooo, I want more....please Mr. Writefag.
>>25324125
The Doc Scene is a classic, let's see how you interpret it.
>>25323927
>I'd fuck a horse though
kek
Morning bump!
>You are anon
>And you finally made it to Equestria
>How, is beyond you, one minute your shitposting, the next you've got your face in the dirt and your ass in the air.
So this is what it's like be OP huh?
>And now you're heading to prison, fuck
>"Mr. Mous the charges laid before you are as follow 47 counts of murder in the form of fly swatting, 3 counts of property damage in the form of destroying the homes of spiders, a staggering count of 2247 further murders in the form of destroying entire ant colonies, and the most heinous of your crimes non-consensually hugging a total of 22 ponies. For these crimes I sentence you to life in the Equestrian recreational institute under the highest level of security.
'That was about 10 minutes ago, you pleaded guilty in the most sarcastic tone of voice you could muster, however it was enough for the judge to make your sentence final and the guards to throw you into a wagon and haul your ass to jail, either the judge was an idiot, a prick, or sarcasm doesn't exist here, each pissed you off greatly'
>After about an hour of bumping around in the back of the carriage, the vehicle came to a sudden halt, throwing you face first into the carriage wall
>"Listen up prisoner I want you with your face to the wall and hands behind your back"
Well they did the first half of that for you at least
>>25329020
>After being brought out of the carriage you finally got a look at the place they were putting you, and god it was sickeningly colourful, the walls were an ugly mess of green, blue, red, yellow, it was like a goddamn LSD trip irl.
>"MOVE IT PRISONER."
>You were shoved with such force that you nearly fell over, but no surprise there the guard escorting you was only up to your kneecaps
>As you entered the main gate and went passed the yard, instead of being greeted by insane inmates you were meeted with marshmallow faces squeezed up against a mesh fence so hard it looked like they were gonna simply faze through it.
God this place is weird.
>You entered the main reception area and were greeted by several armed ponies
Aw they think you're a threat how cute
>As you attempt to stifle a giggle at how serious these ponies take your 'crimes' a very serious looking mare steps forward from the line of guards, she had brown eyes, a white mane and blue streaked mane with yellow tips, and a white coat covered by a business suit, and she did not seem to appreciate the fact you found the whole situation funny
>"Are you having a fucking giggle prisoner?"
"No ma'am."You say straightening up and again attempting to stop yourself from laughing
>"You better not be, cause if you think you can mock us you'll soon find out you're very mistaken. You are in the highest security prison in the land, the worst of the worst scum are here and we're throwing you in with them, how long 'til you break I wonder?" Gaining the smuggest smirk you've ever seen
God that's cute you'd hug her if you weren't chained up
>Instead you decide to be serious for a minute and act cool
"Just show me to my cell already, I'm tired."
>"Hmph you're a big guy." she off-handedly ummm off-hoofedly? comments
"For you maybe." God if this keeps up you're gonna burst
>"Maybe you'll feel more at home in the 'Iron Pit' with the minotaurs."
That actually made you clench up, you don't wanna know what it's like to be OP
>>25329180
For some reason, this kinda makes me wonder what it would be like if Anon was one of the bad-guy prisoners on the Equestrian version Con Air.
>>25329180
>As you're led through countless doors you have to go through a fe examinations, thank god ponies haven't come up with cavity searches, after going through physical and medical questions and test you're finally led to the 'Iron Pit' you're pretty sure you're heart exploded, twice, when you entered the place that would most likely be your tomb you were greeted with a row of rattling cells and shouts of "FRESH MEAT" from the inmates, yeah this is more what you expected from prison
>"Oh by the way you're just in time for there free period." Twee whispered
Oh right her name is Twee by the way, she's also the warden
"WAIT WHAT?!" you replied
>"Your cell is at the very end, of the second level, on the left row. Hope you're faster than a charging bull~"
>Shit well you're fucked, there's no way, you'll get there in time, may as well take it with dignity, you decide to stand your ground and pray you survive
>As a siren blares a booming THUNK can be heard as every cell opens, at first there's silence as it prisoner steps out, and stares at you, all they do is stare, then they charge you screaming at the top of their lungs, you were tempted to play dead, but you're done being frightened if you die, you die with dignity, you close your eyes.
Am....am I dead? you think to yourself
>It about ten seconds before you open an eye, thank god you took a shit before you got hear because the sight in front of you would've made you're new prison suit brown, you were completely surrounded by minoutaurs, of all shapes and sizes, some your height, some smaller, some taller, they were all various colours, black, white, grey, couple blues and browns but they weren't doing anything, then one of the bigger, black coated ones standing next to you spoke up
>>25329329
>"So what are you in for fresh meat?"
"Uuuuummm"
>You were drawing a blank the fact you weren't dead kind of put you in shock, eventually you were able to make a coherent thought and remembered what the judge said
"Nothing serious, just a couple counts of bug murder and property damage."
>At that you caught a lot of the minotaurs finching and looking at you like you were the Equestrian Hitler, even though he didn't do anything wrong.
"Oh yeah and non-consensual hugging as well"
>At that every prisoner took several steps away from you
Geez this place really is weird
>"What pit in tartarus did you crawl out of?" one of the smaller minotaurs asked
"Well what are you all in for?"
>"'I'm in here for a couple months for jaywalking "one of them said
>"I'm in here for 4 years for not helping an elderly person across the street" another one said
Shit if this is what counts as criminal what would they think of some of the things that are considered criminal on earth?
>Your thoughts were cut off when the black minotaur from earlier spoke up again
>"Listen man we don't want no trouble."
"Yeah fine, look I'm tired just lemme get to my cell."
>As you begin walking towards your cell the minotaurs move out of your way to give you a clear path to your cell
Maybe prison life won't be so bad after all
>You can't think any further on this as sleep takes you as you crash onto your hard, uncomfortable bed
That's all I've got so far, I'm not sure if there's enough green as is or if you guys would like me to continue, but I just wanted to add a bit of mine that I had in mind
>>25329401
More. Immediately. Now.please
>>25329558
Alright, but only cause you asked so nicelyfaggot
>Day 1 of pone prison life
>You are woken by the deafening blare of the alarm and the THUNK of the prison doors opening
>You begin staggering towards your doorway and as you exit you come once again face to face with Twee and a bunch of armed ponies
"What did I do this time ma'am?"
>"Shut it 404 and follow me."
Well that was blunt and what the fuck does she mean by 404?
>You half-heartedly follow her, well follow isn't really good enough, stumbled after in her general direction would be more accurate you were never a morning person, after walking through multiple doors you were led directly into what you presume to be Twee's office
>"Please sit down 404, we have much to discuss."
"Unless the next words out of your hole are 'We're sorry for being such fucking faggots and locking you up for pointless bullshit' I don't want to hear it."
>Taken aback by your sudden bluntness, Twee immediately recomposes herself
>"Well I'm sorry to inform you that we will not be releasing you anytime soon 404, but I do insist you sit down, we need to discuss your schedule, privileges, and so on and so forth."
"Fuck it, fine whatever. Oh you may wanna check those privileges of yours so I fully understand them."
>"Don't worry 404 I assure you everything is in order now your sche-"
"Excuse me ma'am" you say cutting Twee off mid sentence "But I have a question. WHY THE FUCK DO YOU KEEP CALLING ME 404!?"
>"Isn't it obvious that's your numb-"
"I AM NOT A NUMBER!!"
>>25329894brace yourselves for high impact spaghetti
"HERE I AM BROUGHT INTO AN ALIEN WORLD I AM UNFAMILIAR WITH, GIVING YOU ENOUGH RESPECT TO CALL YOU MA'AM INSTEAD OF BTCH WHICH WOULD BE MORE ACCURATE TO YOUR PERSONALITY YET HERE YOU ARE TREATING ME LIKE I'M JUST A WORTHLESS NUMBER, I MAY BE AN ALIEN BUT I HAVE FEELINGS GODDAMN IT"
>Through your whole rant Twee started shifting further and further under her desk only showing her eyes and above, and boy did she look 100% scared shitless. After your rant you begin to calm down and reseat yourself.
"I am sorry ma'am, all I ask is to be given basic respect."
>Recomposing herself and straightening her suit she takes up a look of sad contemplation
>"No no it is quite alright 40- Anonymous. You having such a record in such short time and being an alien I thought it best if I try to assert myself, but perhaps a different approach would be better suited to you."
"That's quite alright ma'am, and if I may ask, could we drop the formalities it's kinda bugging me, can I just call you by your name."
>"I think that is an acceptable request anonymous."
"Thank you Twee, and if we are dropping formalities simply call me anon."
>"Is that what your friends called you back home?"
"No they called me faggot."
>The face Twee made at that nearly gave you a heart-attack, god why does hugging have to be illegal
"But please feel free to call me anon, after all this is a new place."
>"Right now onto the prison schedule, role-call is at dawn so 7:00, followed by breakfast until 7:30 then it is free-period til 9:00, you will then do your job until 12:00, followed by lunch 'til 1:00 in the afternoon, followed by a second free period til 3:00, then your second job 'til 5:00 then you will be brought back to your block until 7:00 when you will have dinner 'til 8:00 then lights out."
Well shit that's a lot to take in, you quickly bring yourself to your senses as she starts to speak again
>>25329915
>"As for your privileges being highest security, you are very limited, you will have a constant escort of two guards wherever you go, you will only be able to interact with other high level security prisoners during anytime outside your cell block, inside you are free to interact with those inmates, oh and all desert privileges are also revoked from meal time, if you show you are not a danger eventually you will be allowed to make a request for an ease up on your restrictions."
1) Sorry for the short post, stupid fucking word limit strikes again
2)Sorry if it seems overly detailed, if I'm gonna continue I wanted to flesh out the world a little so I can make content quicker if you guys want me to continue
>>25329926
Hell yeah we want you to continue
>>25330331
alright it's getting pretty late over where I am though so I'll continue this tomorrow, just keep it bumped
>>25329401
>looking at you like you were the Equestrian Hitler, even though he didn't do anything wrong.
kek
/pol/ youre drunk
>>25329558
This anon speaking
>>25330609
Thank you.I love you and your world
You even put Minotaurs!
>>25331080
I've actually got two ideas I'm thinking about on where I can take this story, you'll find out later in the story
>>25323790
>>25324125
Write more m8s.
>>25323927
Sauce on that image?
>>25331251
Take it all the places anon....all of them <3
>>25331080
Me again :^)
I always imagine pone prison like the prison from the japan episode of the simpsons with paper doors.
Anon just walks through the wall and leaves the prison when he gets bored.
>>25323790
>You open your eyes, expecting to see your lovely bed and room, back in your lovely home, in your lovely world.
>Instead, you're faced with two white mares standing over you, blushing furiously.
>This is obviously a REALLY long dream.
>One of the mares is Aryanne.
>The other is... someone.
>She's got pink hair wrapped in a bun, and is wearing a nurse's cap.
>She also has blue eyes.
>You feel a bit of saliva by your mouth.
"Oh man, I didn't drool, did I? Sorry."
>You wipe it away while the nurse pony softly laughs and rubs the back of her neck.
>"Ha ha... yeah, drool..."
>You turn to Aryanne, and see the nurse quickly wipe her muzzle with a hoof in your peripherals.
"Okay, so where am I?"
>The other pony straightens herself and clears her throat.
>"You are currently in my office! The Nurse's office! I'm Nurse Redheart!"
>She smiles, still never losing her blush.
>You extend a hand.
"I'm Anonymous, but you can just call me Anon."
>She shakes a little as she takes your hand, losing what little composure she had.
>"O-okay, Anon."
>Aryanne steps forward and pouts.
>"What about me? Can I call you Anon?"
"Of course."
>She beams.
>You look down at yourself and see a napkin placed over your Anonhood.
>You quickly pull them back up, feeling a bit hot in the cheeks yourself.
"Well, thanks for putting a napkin over me, at least."
>"Yeah... w-we couldn't pull them up without... uh..."
"Without what?"
>"-N-nevermind!"
"Alrighty, then."
>You stand up and brush yourself off.
>"Sooo, all the inmates were ALSO sorry for making you pass out back there, and, you know... unclothing you... so they made you a card!"
>You look around yourself.
>You don't see anything beside the mat you were lying on.
>"-Oh, we couldn't fit it through the door. It's outside."
>You turn towards the door, and from the window, see something huge and pink.
>How big is that thing?!
>You stand up and once again tower over almost everything.
>Nurse Redheart just stares.
>"O-oh my. Y-you ARE big..."
>>25333399
AW SHIET NIGGUH AN UPDATE
>>25333399
Hory shet, I'm proud of myself for these numbers.
>>25333399
I'd find the one that pantsd me, smile at her, then deck 'er rite in the fockin gobber m8
quads fuck yeah
quads fuck yeah on /mlp/
>>25334078
>>25334096
Are you retarded.
>>25334078
>>25334096
this guy is a real faggot
>>25334104
yes i actualy am.
>>25333399
"Yeah, I've been getting that a lot lately."
>Your eyes fall on the door.
"Sooo, does that mean I can go, now?"
>"Oh! Yes, by all means, Mr. Anonymous!"
"Just Anon's fine, Nurse."
>She grows a bit red again.
>Seriously, why in gods name is it so easy to make these ponies blush?
>And WHY is it so noticeable?
>"Please, just call me Redheart. Or Red. Or just Heart. Or whatever..."
>She twirls her hair with a hoof.
"Sure thing, Heart."
>She grins.
>"Does this mean we're friends?"
>You smile back and nod.
>She stands on her hind hooves and holds her front ones out.
>"S-so, can I get a friendly hello?"
>She's having a real hard time balancing herself.
>You swoop in and grab her, partly because of how cute she is, and also because of how close she looks to falling on her face.
>She wraps around you like an octopus and sighs.
>You shrug the initial shock off and hug her.
>"If only I'd found you a lot sooner..."
>You softly laugh.
>She's squeezing the shit out of you.
>It's like she's never been hugged before.
>Aryanne's just watching you both with an amused smile.
>You brush Redheart's mane.
>She coos and buries her head into your chest.
>Well shit, good thing she's a nurse.
>Because your heart feels ready to give out again.
>And you're healthy as shit.
>You exercised everyday, grew your own food, and portioned the shit out of it.
>Yet you just finished having a heart attack from pure cuteness alone.
>And hell, the longer you stay 'alive' here, the longer you get to stay in this dream!
>...You wonder how long it'll last, anyways...
>It's like you're in some sort of simulation.
>Everything in this has just been too damn real-feeling.
>You even keep forgetting that it IS a dream.
>But hey, it IS better to just go with the flow, right?
>You smile.
>Damn right it is.
>Redheart finally stops hugging and looks at you.
>She's got tears in her eyes.
>Did you accidentally crush her or something?
>"Y-you don't understand how much this means to me..."
>Aww.
>You smile.
>>25334690
>>And hell, the longer you stay 'alive' here, the longer you get to stay in this dream!
>dream
STOOOOOOOOOP
>>25334798
i'm telling you he's going to use this to unleash feels upon us.It's only a matter of time
>>25334690
>You hug the hell out of her for a few more seconds and finally find a cut-off point.
>You set her down, and she wipes her eyes.
>"I-I'll see you around... Anon..."
>You softly wave and leave the office with Aryanne.
>You looked back while you were walking and saw her doing the same.
>She blushed, and you both turned away in embarrassment.
>You turn back and are faced with the huge fucking heart-shaped 'card' that the ponies here made for you.
>It's twice your goddamn size length-wise, and four times in terms of width.
>Or in other words, it's the biggest goddamn card you've ever seen in your entire twenty five fucking years of living.
"Holy shii...-"
>You pause and glance at Aryanne.
>She's already glaring your face off.
"-iiiizle, that's a huge fu-freaking card."
>She nods and smiles.
"How long was I out, anyways?"
>"Well, only a few minutes, actually."
"A FEW MINUTES?!"
>She nods again.
>You turn back to the card.
>It's got frilly lacing on its edge, signatures from everyone, and, "WE'RE SORRY, ANON," in huge ass fancy lettering.
>Sure, it's really simple, but it doesn't look like it only took a few minutes to make.
"Wow. Did they use magic, or what?"
>"Probably. There's quite a number of unicorns here."
>You pause.
"Wait... what?"
>Aryanne just furrows a brow.
>"What?"
"You... there's actually MAGIC here?"
>"Umm, yes?"
"Whaaat? How?"
>"That's, um, how it's always been. Forever."
"Weeeiiird."
>"You don't use magic?"
"Magic is just made up stuff."
>She cocks her head.
>"I assure you, it's very much real. Have you been living under a rock?"
"No, I've been living in a medium sized home, actually. And if I'm being honest, I've never seen talking ponies before today, either."
>"...Really?"
"Yup."
>She puts a hoof to her chin.
>"...Wow... so when I got word of an alien being put here, they weren't kidding, where they?"
>You shrug.
"Guess not."
>"Hmm... interesting..."
>>25335079
>"You've definitely got to tell me more about where you're from, some time. Preferably over dinner."
>You nod.
>Then you realized she pretty much just asked you out.
>She smiles and blushes a bit.
>...Did you ever explain how easy it is to see their blushing?
>Especially because Aryanne is WHITE.
>"Looking forward to it, then."
>You smile back.
>"But anyways, back onto business. We have a tour to finish!... Friend."
>You turn to her with a confused look and see her holding her hooves out.
>Oh, right, friends carry each other.
>You gotta begin writing down these things 'your species does' somewhere very soon.
>You pick her up and carry her fireman style, instead of like a cat.
>You know, like how NORMAL PEOPLE carry cats.
>Left arm over their lower half, and right arm under their upper half.
>Aryanne blushes and squeaks.
"So where to, then?"
>"Well, you've seen the nurse's office, so all we really have left are the rooms and the playground! So, what do you want to see, first?"
"Well, the playground sounds pretty nice."
>"Okay! Just head straight down this hallway!"
"Okie dokie."
>You start walking forward.
>The hallways here are all filled with 'works' of the inmates here: hoofprint drawings, coloring pages, poems.
>It's like some kind of elementary school.
>You pass by a bunch of group pictures of previous years.
>The ponies are ALL different each year.
>Minus the staff, of course.
>Makes you wonder how short the sentences are here.
>Then you finally come across the bright yellow double doors to the 'playground'.
>You open them and pause.
>Of course, EVERY SINGLE pony is outside, playing.
>They all pause.
>The only one that moves is the one going down on the slide.
>She's looking at you as she swirls downwards.
>You slowly wave.
>Your hold Aryanne with your other arm and hold your pants up with your hand.
>Now that you knew there was magic here, you were pretty damn sure one of these niggers pulled your slacks down.
>>25335492
>You kind of wanted to RKO or suplex the one that pulled them down, but you knew, dream or not, hurting one of these ponies would definitely not sit well with you later on.
>Still, it kinda pissed you off.
>But hey, it IS much better to have loads of mares impressed by your size, instead of sporting some four inches of fury and being laughed at.
>All of the ponies start blushing furiously.
>You meekly wave.
>One mare, dark blue with a white mane, flies over to you and stares at the ground.
>"I, uh, I know I speak for everypony here, w-when I say that I'm sorry for what happened earlier... Can... can you forgive us?"
>She looks up at you with a pouty face.
>...Seriously, these fucking pouty faces are your goddamn Kryptonite.
>You, still carrying Aryanne in your left arm, take the pony and hug her with your other.
"Didn't even need to ask, honestly."
>She blushes.
>God, you need to start counting how many times you've been able to make a mare blush.
>All the other ponies erupt into a big cheer and crowd around you.
>"I'm so glad you forgive us, Anon!"
>"Ooh, ooh, did you get the card?"
>"Oh, yeah! Did you like it, Anon?"
>"What did you think of it?"
>They all await your reaction.
"Honestly?"
>They all lean in.
"It's the nicest thing I've ever been given."
>They all cheer again.
>It feels nice, being in the center of everything-
>"-HEY! ANONYMOUS!"
>All the mares stop and make way for a stallion to walk up to you.
>He's only a few inches taller than the mares.
>He's got an orange coat and a black mane.
>Got the whole "special snowflake" vibe going on.
>Then again, though, YOU were fucking overloading with it.
>He straightens himself out and puffs out his chest, kind of like what a bird would do to attract a mate.
>He scrunches while he does so, completely obliterating every bit of intimidation he was going for.
>He pokes you with a hoof.
>"You think you can just waltz in here and take the place for yourself?!"
>>25335492
>right to left call holding
that isn't normal m8
>>25335875
Bubbles doesn't seem to think so. And he's an expert in kitties.
Right arm under, left arm over. Simple science!
>>25335785
RKO this beta male so we can claim these mares
>>25335785
>Aryanne, instead of taking the position of the tough and powerful warden, just looks up at you in awe, awaiting your response as the other mares do.
>You just cock an eyebrow at the guy.
"Well, if you're getting all butthurt about it, then it sounds like I already did."
>All the mares 'ooo' in response.
>Again, even Aryanne.
>Who is still in your arms.
>The guy glares at you.
>"You know, you've got a LOT of nerve talking to ME like that!"
>You just stare down at him and furrow your brow higher.
>He looks confused at your response for a second, then huffs.
>"You, and ME, hoof-wrestling contest! Then we'll see who the REAL stallion of this prison is!!"
"Okay."
>The mares gasp.
>You keep your unamused look.
>"-HA! I knew that- wait, what? Did you just say yes?"
"Yeah, I did. What, nobody's said yes, before?"
>One of the mares pipe up.
>"They're usually too scared to..."
>"Yes, that's right! And it's finally about time I can PROVE my toughness!"
>...Wow.
>So this guy's literally only gone off of intimidation to rule over the place.
>All bark and no bite, this one.
>This should be fun.
>He walks over to a table with a board game on it and 'cooly' knocks it over.
>"Hey, jerk! We were in the middle of that game!"
>He shrugs off the comment and remains silent, obviously trying not to seem like any bigger of a dick than he already is.
>He sets his hoof in an arm wrestling stance, and you lazily walk over.
>You're not nervous in the slightest.
>Not only do you ACTUALLY lift, but you're also two feet taller than this guy, and this is still YOUR dream-thing going on.
>You own this place.
>Literally.
>You set your right arm up and stop Aryanne as she tries hopping out of your hold.
"Please, Ary. I've got this. Just get comfy."
>She smiles and buries herself back into your chest.
>The mares all gather around.
"So, best two out of three, or what?"
>Wanna at least be a BIT fair.
>"Pft, please. One will be fine."
"Alrighty then. You asked for it."
>>25336195
>One mare steps forward and counts off.
>"Three, two, one, GO!"
>The stallion goes full throttle and pushes down with all his might.
>He's grunting and snorting like a wild bull.
>...And your arm isn't moving.
>At all.
>You can see some veins popping out in his head.
>You try to mask your smile and move your arm towards your own side of the table.
>It's about less than an inch from touching it.
>All the mares gasp.
>The stallion gives you a cocky grin.
>"Shoulda thought about it before opening your big, fat mou-"
>You move your arm and slam it the other way mid-sentence.
>All the mares cheer.
"You were saying?"
>Aryanne beams.
>"H-hey! You said best two out of three!!"
"Alrighty then."
>You put your arm down again.
>He takes a few quick breaths before doing the same.
"Oh, NOOOOO, I hope I can win this one! I'm so beat from the last round!"
>The ponies don't hear a single drip of the gallons of sarcasm spilling from your mouth.
>The stallion grins again.
>"-Two, one, GO!"
>You start moving his arm from side to side.
"Oh, WOAH, WOAH, which way's it gonna go, huh? Ooooh noooo!"
>The mares are all freaking out.
>They're all focused on your arm.
>You can see all of their eyes following it.
>Some are even moving their whole bodies back and forth as they watch.
>Then you yawn and slam his hoof with your eyes closed.
>The mares cheer again.
>You can't help but smile like a douchebag as you watch the guy's expression quickly falling.
>You stand up and look at Aryanne.
"Told ya I'd got it."
>You turn and start walking away with your new crew of mares.
>Then you feel a sharp pain in your head.
>You snap back.
>He threw the fucking table at you.
>Sure, it was like a kiddy table, but it was the thought of it that counted.
>"I'M NOT DONE WITH YOU, PUNK!!"
>Your smile fades.
>You gently set Aryanne down.
"Alright..."
>You crack your knuckles.
"NOW, this is personal."
>>25332696
I like this idea.
>Anon is put in paper pony prison
>It is considered the most secure prison in the world, as any attempt to get through the walls would likely give papercuts
>There has never been a successful escape attempt
>>25334798
>It's not actually a dream, it's woozyness from malnutrition
>Ponies use hay so ubiquitiously that Anon has been dangerously undernourished
>This is also why he has been passing out
>>25336422
Punk pony needs a punting
>>25336195
Finish him
>>25336422
oh shit
>>25336422
>The stallion lowers his head and digs at the ground like a bull.
>You pop your neck and glare.
>There's a minute of pure silence.
>Then the guy dashes off towards you.
>You do the same.
>There's also only a few feet between you and him, so it's not really that dramatic.
>He charges straight for you, and you quickly sidestep at the last moment.
>You quickly spin around and wrap your arms around his neck.
>You leap forward into the air, holding his head down.
>For a split second, you're sure that Randy Orton is staring down at you from somewhere, smiling.
>He would be proud.
"RKO OUTTA NOWHERE!!"
>The stallion's face smashes into the sand as you jump up and throw your hands in the air.
>The mares all cheer once again.
>You quickly turn back and see the stallion with a face full of dirt.
>There's a lot in his mouth.
>He cries and flees behind a slide.
>Then you see the other two stallions that weren't part of the group.
>They're casually building sand castles.
>One sees you looking at him and waves with a big smile, then continues gathering sand with his blue toy shovel.
>The mares all flock to your sides and crowd around you like you're some sort of god.
>Then you hear a muffled cry.
>"TH-THIS ISN'T OVER, LOSER!!"
"I'm counting on it!"
>The crying resumes, and you turn your attention back to your adoring crowd.
>Aryanne hops into your arms.
>"As the warden, I should REALLY be punishing you for that... but I think you just helped better the prison for us."
>There's another cheer.
>"Yeah, go Anon!"
>"Woo, Anon!"
>"A-non!"
>"A-non, A-non, A-non!"
>They all start chanting your name.
>God, prison is great.
Alrighty, I think I'm done for today. Expect more shitty writing tomorrow.Hoo, man, I shoulda slept like, two hours ago. Wonder how many patients will suffer for this?
>>25336685
great work my man! looking forward for more
>>25336685
>actually RKO'd him
You, sir, are fucking based. Rest well, you champion.
>>25336685
kiddie prison
always amusing
>>25324125
>Well, this new patient is certainly bigger than you expected.
>Taller, mostly, towering over even the tallest minotaur you've met by a head.
>Good thing your exam seat for minotaurs is built tough as they are.
"Come in, this way," you say, motioning for him to follow you inside.
>Entering your office, you show them to their seat, while you grab the initial paperwork.
"To start, here's a short questionnaire, for some of the things you might know but we don't," you say, passing them a clipboard and safety quill.
>It takes them a moment to figure out the quill, but once they do, they start ticking boxes.
>The first one you notice is the Male/Female/Other box, ticked male.
>That's another note you'll have to prepare.
>And also an awkward question to ask...
>After all, the ponies have to know what he can breed with.
>It's not your choice, it's standard medical practice.
>Finishing the sheet, he looks over it one last time before passing it back to you.
>While you transfer answers, you start some basic doctor talk.
"So, how have you been feeling lately? Any recent illnesses or injuries?"
>"Hmn... none that I can remember."
"Alright, any family sickness problems that you may have or develop?"
>"Besides a big gut if I'm not careful, I'm fairly safe."
"Any prior injuries that will affect your life here?"
>"Nope."
>Several more questions and answers, and you prepare for the more physical side of things.
"Now, uh, I'm going to need to do a few tests, just normal things."
>"Oh?" he asks, looking over at you.
>>25337256
"Just blood and uh... semen samples."
>"Anything else?"
"No, just those two for now. Are you sure you're fine with it though?"
>"It's genetic samples, isn't it? Why would there be a problem?"
"Well, most of our inmates are afraid of needles, and being asked by a stranger for important fluids can be a bit embarrassing."
>"Pass me the container for the semen, and point me to a private room. I'll try to be quick," he says.
>Passing him a seal-able jar and pointing him to the, erm, release room, you take to your paperwork to fill the minute he will be gone.
>Your clock's ticking and the scratching of quill on paper are all the sounds you hear, waiting for Anon to return.
>Seconds tick by into minutes, and you start to get worried.
>Maybe none of the material in there is attractive to him...
>Almost five minutes pass, and you debate going in to make sure he's okay, when the doorknob turns.
>"Man, there's no gratification when you try to go quick, you know," he says, setting a sealed container of seed on your desk.
"Yes, well, for the blood, where do your kind normally have it drawn from?"
>With some directions and assistance from him, you extract the needed blood, and bandage the hole.
"And last but not least, a treat for handling yourself so well," you say, holding out a sucker for him.
>"Thanks, Doc. If there's anything we missed, feel free to call me up."
>Waving goodbye, you see him off from your room.
>Five minutes... your clock must be on the fritz...
Where the shit is Nope?
I'm only following this general for his story and the bitchnigga hasn't updated in months
>>25337262
And that's this little bit. For now, sleep is yelling for me like a British soccer fan.
>>25337262
>semen samples
nigger you what
what prison needs this shit
>>25337297
See, >>25337256
>>After all, the ponies have to know what he can breed with.
>>25337433
why the fuck they gotta know that
>>25337497
Duh.
>rape
Is good to see the thread active!
Just remember to leave some pastebins for the OP in the next thread guys!
I'm still busy with homework, so no update yet.
Here, have a trap warden as a sorry for no greentext from my part.
>>25337587
at first I thought that was a diaper, I thought I was about to yell at a nigra
>>25337587
Shouldn't the warden know that this kind of torture is illegal and inponemane?
>>25337587
disgust.gif
>>25337587
Quite a package for such a little stallion.
>>25337841
Only if he leaves the boner unattended to.
>>25337433
Gotta know who does and doesn't need protection for the prison orgies
>>25336685
This is really fun. Thanks.
>>25337262
Great to read, thank you.
>>25337262
Hm. I wonder if Celestia's magical surveillance was still functional in the release room.
Bampiry
>>25339504
baka senpai
>>25337281
Tbh senpai he kill.
>>25329926
Alright let's continue
>After your briefing with Twee you're escorted by your two guards to the cafeteria for breakfast.
>As you approach the cafeteria you can hear a lot of talking but as you open the double doors everything goes quiet and all eyes are on you.
Yeah yeah get a good look at the alien you pastel coloured weirdos
>You head over to the food, and thank god that they have meat here, stacking your tray with a good amount of food your guards escort you to to a section of the cafeteria a good few 100 metres away from the other inmates.
Time to make some new friends.
>As you approach the table you take note of each high security prisoner, there's a grey coated diamond dog the size of a minotaur with purple eyes and a scar going down the entire right side of his face, there's also a stallion pegasus with a grey coat, black mane and blue eyes, and the one that grabs your attention the most is a changeling queen, whoever it is it certainly isn't best bug, this one has yellow eyes instead of green and is a bit smaller from what you can tell.
>>25339762
>As you finish taking note of them, you realize they're all doing the same to you, you try to stay calm amongst what are apparently the worst criminals in the land who aren't in tartarus and slowly take your seat.
>None of them has said a word so you decide to simply try to ignore them and eat your food, you haven't had anything to eat since you got here after all
>"HEY"
>You are quickly brought up from your food by the sudden outburst from the diamond dog
"What?"
>All he does for a few seconds is glare at you, and you're more than happy to return it
>"You don't look all that tough to me, freak."
"Oh yeah and what are you in for mutt?"
>At 'mutt' he immediately stands up and tries to make himself look big and scary, it really isn't working
>"You wanna know what I'm in for? I've dug holes in 23 different fields which clearly have signs saying 'Do not step on the grass'"
>During this he takes up a look of confidence, which quickly stops the second he see's you're not phazed.
"Well if we're sharing stories what about you two?"
>The pegasus looks up at you, whilst the changeling queen simply continues her meal.
Good at least you won't have to deal with her shit.
>"I'm in here for placing a rain-cloud over Celestia's head and ruining her hair."
"Wait who is Celestia?"
>At that everyone of them even the changeling queen and the guards look at you like an idiot.
>"You don't know Celestia?"
"No I don't think so."
>"Really big pony, white coat, weird blue, pink and green hair, ruler of the land?"
"No I got here, committed my 'crimes' got arrested by guards ponies, got judged then they hauled my ass over here."
>"Huh weird well you're an alien so expect a visit from her."
Okay so be on the lookout for a pony weirder than the other ponies here, at least you're making conversation
>>25339769
>"What are you in for."
>You jump at the changeling queen suddenly talking after being quiet for so long
"Uum couple thousand bug murders, destroying the homes of bugs and non-consensually hugging ponies"
>The changeling actually raises her head completely from her tray and glares at you, man if glares could kill you'd be dead 12 times over
>"What kind of bugs?"
>You're somewhat scared to answer since every word was coated in frothing rage and from behind gritted fang-things
"Ummm just like spiders and ants"
>At that her expression calms slightly and you can see her physically relax
phew dodged a shivs there, wait would ponies even have a concept of shivs?
>Your concentration is again broken as the diamond dog speaks up again
>"I guess I misjudged you, you might not be a total pansy after all."
..........just take it as a compliment he's not worth it
"But hey since you decided to drag your muzzle out of your food, what are you in for?"
>The changeling queen once again looks up at, you this time with a cold steely gaze
>"I did what most changelings do, invaded a town with my hive and stole it of all it's love, well we would've if the entirety of Equestria wasn't on watch for changelings after Chrysalis messed up in Canterlot."
Hmmph again really weak ideas of crimes in Equestria, except for her.
>Now the pegasus starts to talk to you again "Well we may as well know who you are, what's your name?"
"Just call me anon"
>"Alright then, I'm Sky High, that's Red Rover, and that is Lazuli"
>Pointing at himself, the diamond dog and the changeling respectively
>Alright it'll probably be good to keep on the good side of these guys you are gonna be spending all your remaining meal times, and free periods with them
>After finishing your breakfast, a siren blares most likely indicating-
>"Free period prisoners get up and move it."
>You really do not care for the tones of these guards.
>>25337497
>>25337297
The prison doesn't.
The government does, since cataloging an alien species's information is important.
Also, Celestia ordered it.
>>25339880
If Tia wants a semen sample she can cum get it herself.
>>25339880
Yeah. She can come get that banana cream filling herself if she wants it so bad.
>>25339762
>a good few 100 metres away
Immersion broken. That's a lot further away than it may sound.
>>25340266
It's a big cafeteria.
>>25340499
>big cafeteria
This fucking African-American right here
Also, bump
>>25340499
For you.
>>25339783
>You, Red, Sky, and Lazuli were all escorted separately by two armed guards through the prison until you reached the yard, you were given a surprising amount of room considering how few high security prisoners there were.
>The guards stationed themselves around the yard keeping a constant watch on their assigned prisoner who were in no mood to stick around each other
>Red Rover went over to the work-out area
No surprise that the meat head would go there
>Sky High went over to the athletics course, and Lazuli simply went into a random space in the yard and- meditated? you couldn't fucking tell
>You simply decided to hang around by the fencing you had no intention to do any of those things.
>>25341337
>As you began to rest your head against the fencing you were quickly snapped back to reality at the rattling of the fence, looking up it was none other than that black minotaur from the previous day
>"Hey man."
"What the heck do you want, last time I checked you prefered to be out of arm's reach of me."
>"Yeah I was but I got to thinking when you were talking about your crimes you acted like they were nothing so either you're a complete lunatic capable of a lot worse or actually you didn't know those were real crimes, so I decided to take a gamble."
"Well you somewhat got lucky and unlucky in that gamble, cause both of those things are true."
>"Huh."
>Your neck was beginning to hurt so you decided to get to eye-level with the minotaur.
Weird how these guards don't seem to mind, oh well
>"So what do you mean by both my assumptions were correct."
"Buddy the worst of my kind's crime would make you lose your lunch, but I won't bother going into detail."
>"Alright, names Nails by the ways"
Jeez this lot have ridiculous names
"Alright I'm Anon."
>"Nice to meet the real you, so how you been holding up?"
"Pretty fine actually, as you can tell the other prisoners are too disinterested to bother with me and Twee doesn't seem to hate my guts anymore."
>"Twee?"
"The warden."
>"Oh wow I don't think anyone in here has actually gotten her real name."
"Have you tried asking?"
>"Uuummm well, no."
"Exactly. So you've been here longer than me, you know anything on the others over there?"
>"Hmmm well the bug is into anything nature, the dog likes gems as his kind always does, and I got nothing on bird brain."
"Alright thanks."
>With that Nails rejoins a group of minotaurs whilst you decide you may as well have a look around the whole yard not like there is anything to actually look at.
>>25341359
>Surprisingly you were wrong, each side of the yard is connected to another yard, at the back is where the prison is, to the left is where nails and the rest of your cell block is, to the right are the griffons, and covering the front of each yard is the equine yard, filled with every pony or zebra that gets thrown in here.
>As you begin to walk near to the equine yard to see if there is anything in there, you are spotted by one of the inmates and immediately the fencing is swarmed with marshmallow faces like when you first arrived, apparently they didn't get a good enough view when you first got here or during meal time.
>Not only do they want to take a better look at you but they apparently want to know every detail about you.
>"Wow, what are you exactly?"
>"How tall are you?"
>"Are all of your kind that big?"
>"Are there anymore of you?"
>"Do you know how you got here?"
>"Do you like it here?"
>"What's your name?"
>Luckily these questions don't require a lot of explanation, you try to answer the ones that you can actually catch in the endless bombardment of questions.
>Thankfully you're saved from these insane ponies by the deafening blare of the alarm, time to see what your job is
>You and the other prisoners are escorted towards where you'll be doing your jobs, however as the others are lead one way, you are lead into a smaller corridor as you once again meet Twee
Jeez I know I'm an alien but must she keep checking on me
"S'up Twee."
>Letting out an annoyed huff you can clearly tell she regrets giving you permission to speak casually to her
>>25341373
>"Hello once again Anon, I know you are supposed to be working but I thought you ought to be informed of the different jobs. Now you and the other prisoners are to be given jobs that help to make the other inmates lives easier, do their laundry, clean their rooms, their latrines, that sort of thing. But as I mentioned earlier with being allowed to interact with the other inmates if you show promise of reform you will be allowed to work with them, these jobs include a lot of labour for example textile work to help repair any prison uniforms, as well as mining and lumber harvesting to name a few. Those last two do allow prisoners outside the walls, I say this in confidence that it shall encourage you to rethink how you act here."
>At that you are led back in the direction of the others and the what you assume to be the other cells, you enter what is definitely a different cell block, you guess the griffons since they're are too big to be for ponies but definitely not your cell block, you are pulled up to a cell and are given cleaning tools and you begrudgingly set to work.
>As you and the others move cell to cell, you begin to wish to have any form of conversation come up.
>As if a genie was there to grant your wish you're startled by Sky's sudden talking "Uhh god don't these bird-brains know how to clean themselves"
>Replying almost immediately like he was wishing for some form of conversation to Red speaks up as well "Look who's talking feather-head don't pegasi wipe themselves on clouds or something"
>All Sky replies with is an infuriated grunt, deciding to have some fun you tune in
"Well that's got to be better than what you lot do Red I would've thought diamond dogs would clean themselves by wiping their asses on the dirt."
>All you get is an annoyed grunt from Red and what you swear is the quietest giggle ever from Lazuli
>>25341396
>Apparently using his super-hearing Red is further infuriated by Lazuli
>"Something funny gnat?"
>"Oh I was just amused at how easily you can be muzzled, mutt."
>"Oh yeah and how do you changelings clean yourselves, do you even clean yourselves at all or do you use your transforming magic to make it look like the rest of your flank?"
>At that you and Sky find yourselves both trying extremely hard to contain your laughter at those two going at it, which Lazuli does not appreciate
>"Oy what are you laughing at monkey? Don't you lot clean your selves with tree leaves."
>At that Sky can't hold it in anymore and openly laughs at your expense as does Red, and you can't help but find yourself laughing at the comment as well
>As the laughter subsides you swear you see the faintest smirk on cross Lazuli's face
>You all return to your work but comments at each other's expense are a lot more frequent.
>Finally lunch time, scrubbing the inside of a good couple dozen cells makes you hungry, you get your food and join the others at your designated table, nothing interesting happens but for some reason the others seem to enjoy talking to each other so long as they get to insult each other every 10 seconds.
Haaaa sounds like shitposting
>It somewhat saddens you that you won't be able to see all those faggots on 4chan again but you are quickly pulled out of your stupor and join in on insulting the others.
>Your second free period comes around and you decide to see if can chat with Nails again.
>You go to the same place in the fence as last time and there's Nails just a few metres away.
>Quickly spotting you he begins to head over
>"Hey man so how was your first day with those lunatics?"
"Meh it could've been a lot worse to be honest, and I seem to be getting along well enough as it is."
>"That's good to hear."
>>25341407
>You two discuss about stuff in the prison and what you used to do before you ended up here, Nails was here for spilling salt, and breaking a mirror on purpose, apparently good and bad luck is like a cult here.
>After Nails leaves judging by the sun you guess there is still sometime left, looking around you see again a massive clump of marshmallow faces squished against the fence.
Bah got nothing better to do
>You head over to the ponies and are immediately bombarded by questions
>"Do you have ponies in your world?"
>"Do they fly?"
>"Do they have magic?"
>"Do you have zebras in your world?"
>"You eat meat, do you eat ponies?"
>You waste the rest of your free period answering the endless stream of questions 'til the bell blares
>You are lead through the prison not being able to wait to crash on your bed 'til your second job
>Instead you are led to- Twee's office?
>What is wrong with this mare doesn't she have messenger ponies to talk to you?
>You seat yourself in front of her ready for another round of her bullshit
>"Hello again anon, I know this may seem odd speaking to me so often but don't worry it won't be a regular thing, it's simply the fact that I have noticed you've been able to befriend one of the minotaurs in your cell block as well as a lot of the ponies here. You see this is important because we had initially thought of moving you to the block where the other high security level inmates are being held, but I have decided to possibly reconsider and would be willing to let you stay with the minotaurs if you wanted to."
Well anons do we wanna stick with the minotaurs or the high level inmates?
>>25341414
Let's stick with whoever can use proper punctuation.
>>25341414
high level inmates
>>25341414
High level and tell them of famous human criminals as bedtime stories
>>25341435
Yeah, your punctuation is pretty poor m8.
>>25341414
Stick with the minotaurs and find a cute minotauress with big tiddies to fug
>>25341435
>>25342221
yeah sorry 'bout that it was pretty late here when I posted these so I was kind of out of it
>>25341917
"See, the two of them were friends, once. Billy even went to Garret's wedding. But then Billy fell in with a horse thief-"
>[GASPING HORSE NOISES]
"Oh, sorry, I should probably say, ponies aren't intelligent in my world. We mostly use them as labor."
>[ANGRY HORSE NOISES]
"Moving right along. A couple years later, he made his way to Lincoln County, New Mexico, where he got mixed up in the Lincoln County War-"
>[CONCERNED HORSE NOISES]
"Could you please stay quiet? I'm trying to tell you a goddamn story here, you worthless animals."
>[APOLOGETIC HORSE NOISES]
>>25342307
It's all good anon. I'm enjoying it so far. Not too sure which I'd prefer, but the higher inmates seem more promising than anyone else. Plus I'd like to see Twee's reaction to it.
>>25341414
higher level
booooooooop
>>25336685
>Aryanne and you walk out of the playground to finish the tour.
>You were finally going to see your room.
>Not even a day here, and you've pretty much gotten the whole prison eating out of your hands.
>It's great.
>You walk down the huge hallway in awe.
>This is LITERALLY like a hotel.
>A damn nice one, too.
>You come across your room number.
>It's room 100.
>The last and final room.
>You were about to ask why the hell you were so far away from the others, when you saw the room right beside yours.
>The warden's room.
>And you weren't so sure about regular prisons, but you didn't think that the warden had their own room to stay in.
>You just stare at the nameplate, then the enormous amount of empty rooms between you and the others.
>Aryanne looks away.
"Hey, if it was my choice, I'd of chosen the same room."
>She blushes.
>You open your door and grin.
>This IS a fucking hotel!
>You set Aryanne down and flop down on your bed.
>It's half your size, but it's comfy as shit.
"This is heaven."
>"No, this is your room!"
>You slightly laugh, then get up and continue surveying your room.
>Coffee machine, dressers, closets, bathroom, stocked fridge-
>Oh fuck, you would NOT mind swapping out your current room for this!
>And, not to release the inner Jew in you or anything, but it's all FREE!
>"Is the room to your liking?"
>You hop on your bed once again with a huge grin.
>Your legs smash into the bed frame and hang over the whole thing.
"-OW JESUS!!"
>Aryanne runs over to your side.
>"Celestia, are you alright?!"
"Celestia? I'm Anon, remember?"
>"Huh? I-"
>The tan front desk pony you first saw comes into the room.
>"Ms. Aryanne! Princess Celestia is here and requesting to see Anon!"
"Wow, that's retardedly accurate timing."
>Aryanne narrows her eyes.
>"I don't recognize that word. Is that a curse?"
"Uh... no! It's another way that my species' says 'very', or 'really'."
>She just slowly nods.
>"Well then, we better move. Keeping Celestia waiting is NOT a good idea."
>>25345071
HE RETURNS
You think they'd let me watch the Cup in pone prison?
>>25345071
"Aye aye, Ary!"
>You hold your hand in a salute and begin marching alongside her.
"So then, who the heck is Celestia?"
>The desk pony looks at you like you just ate a box of crayons in front of her.
>"She's the ruler of the nation! One of royalty! She raises the SUN everyday!"
"...Should I praise her?"
>You suddenly see her and Aryanne stiffen and stare straight forward.
>You turn to face ahead and see a big white pony with some crazy flowing mane, being followed by two white dudes in some armor.
>...Is it just you, or are all the higher-up ponies white?
>This is slowly getting really racist.
>You watch them walking down the hallway.
>The two kinda just stopped walking, so you were stuck just standing there.
>...They have a lot of distance to cover.
>You quietly rub your hands together.
"...Should we meet them halfway, or-"
>"SHH!"
"-Okay, jeez..."
>You stare straight.
>...And stare.
>...And stare...
"I'm telling you, it'd probably be better to-"
>"SSSSHHHH!"
>You groan and turn again.
>The three are somehow maintaining a constantly straight face as they walk.
>You sigh and sit down on the floor.
>They've got about another thirty rooms to pass by.
>And for some retarded reason, the guy who built this prison didn't have rooms on both sides of the hallway.
>It's literally just a huge hallway of doors on one side.
>You hold your head in your hands and let out an obnoxiously loud sigh.
>You keep it up for a few minutes, just taking quick breaths every so often.
>Then you feel a nudge.
>You look up.
>'Celestia' and the two guys are already here, now.
>Them and the girls are just staring at you.
"Wow, five years later."
>You stand.
>Celestia offers a smile.
>A politician smile.
>It's a smile, but is horribly and very noticeably fake.
>"So, you must be Anonymous."
>You put on a shocked look and hold your hand on yourself.
"I-I AM?!"
>Aryanne and the desk pony glare at you.
>...Man, you gotta get her name at some point.
>'Desk pony' has no ring to it.
>>25345430
>"...Should I praise her?"
kek'd
>>25345430
It's inevitable for Celestia to get a cuddling of a lifetime.
>>25345430
Yeah. Let's convert Celestia to the Cult of Anonymous.
Anon needs a qt 3.14 stallion to be his bitch
>>25346008
back to your faggot containment
>>25345430
>Celestia scans you.
>"And you really ARE big."
"For you."
>She completely ignores your brilliant comment and straightens herself a bit.
>...And she's still smaller than you.
>"Anyways, though, since I've recently become aware of your... special 'origin', I have come by to see if you are behaved well enough to mingle with pony society."
>Aryanne steps forward.
>"Your highness, Anon here has done nothing troublesome since he got here. In addition, the ponies here all think highly of Anon, myself included."
>Celestia looks at you.
>"Is this true?"
>You cock an eyebrow.
"Do I look like I know telepathy?"
>She scans over you again.
>"Hmm... I suppose not... Explain your methods."
"...Methods?"
>"How do you usually make friends?"
"...Well, first I start with a greeting, like a regular per-"
>"Greet me, then."
"...Greet you?"
>"Greet me."
"Okie dokie."
>You walk up to her and get backed the fuck up by the armored dudes.
>Celestia waves them off.
>You stand up and slowly shuffle to her.
>The guards tense up and watch your every move.
>You continue your slow movements and finally hug her.
>She stiffens, then relaxes.
>She slightly leans into you and almost stabs your goddamn face with her horn.
>You try to shrug off the near-death experience and brush her hair.
>It's soft and very flow-y.
>It's really thick and voluminous.
>She stifles a sigh.
>Then she puts her hooves over your shoulders and crushes you in a return-hug.
>She giggles.
>"You ARE quite the hugger, aren't you?"
"It's how I say hello, m'lady."
>She giggles, not knowing how many manly-points you sacrificed saying that.
>You open your eyes and see one of the guards glaring his eyes out at you.
>It looks like he's... jealous?
>You stick your tongue out and lean into the hug further.
>You hear a soft huff.
>Then finally, you feel Celestia breaking away.
>You stand a bit back and smile.
>You fucked her hair up a bit.
"Oh man, hang on."
>>25346106
EXCELLENT.
SIMPLY EXCELLENT.
>>25346106
Never stop
>>25346106
>You lick your hand and walk over to try and fix her hair, but she stops you.
>"Oh, it's quite alright, Anonymous.-"
"-Please, call me Anon."
>She smiles.
>And it's actually a genuine one.
>"My pleasure, Anon."
"Pleasure's all mine, Celestia."
>She scans you for a third time.
>You're pretty sure you saw her bite her lip for a split second.
>"You know, Anonymous, I expected this encounter to transpire very differently. I'm... pleasantly surprised, to see it's not the case here."
"-You thought I was gonna be a jerk, didn't you?"
>She pauses, then simply nods.
>"But, if possible, I'd very much enjoy another encounter with you in the future. Preferably one more... private..."
>Her eyes quickly jump below your belt and back to you.
>You casually smile and wink.
>Thanks, home garden; this wouldn'tve been possible without you.
>"I'll be signing and sending an official document tomorrow stating that you'll be free to become a full-Equestrian citizen. For now, goodbye, Anon."
>You wave.
>Celestia and the guards start walking away.
>You turn back to Aryanne and the desk pony.
>You notice Aryanne has a saddened look on her face.
>It immediately vanishes once she notices you turned to her.
>She smiles.
>"Wow, isn't that great? Not even the first day here, and you're already free!"
>"Yeesh, and that was really stressful! Almost thought I was just gonna pass out, there!"
>You smile at both of them.
>The look Aryanne had was probably just from something else.
>It's only been a few hours anyways, why would she be THAT sad about you leaving?
>You quickly shrug the idea off.
>
>Only been about thirty minutes.
>Your- or what WAS going to be your bed, was horribly uncomfortable after a while, due to its size.
>Aryanne had said she was gonna do some paperwork and stuff, so she quickly left you alone after the whole Celestia thing.
>You'd imagine loads of paperwork for the ruler of the nation walking into your place, so you simply shrugged it off and went into your room.
>>25346496
>>25346553
Alrighty, well, I believe this is a good-ish placeto stop,but I'll be back again tomorrow for more meh-tier green!
>>25346582
You better come back tomorrow.
I'llfucking cryif you don't.
>>25346582
But sad horse makes me sad.
>>25346666
I know, Super Satan, but lack of sleep makes me sad!
>>25346680
Then get some sleep nigga. You're gonna need all that energy for greentexting.
Also, you got a pastebin?
>>25346828
Now I do!
http://pastebin.com/dm6L4zZY
>>25346901
Aw yiss
B-b-b-b-b-bump.
>>25345162
They can't deny you your right to virtual divegrass anon.
>>25345071
>Coffee machine
That's some VIP ass cell right there
Whoa Bluebird, you are quite the speed demon
2 days writting and already free
Or.. was it 3?
>>25346553
Now that Anon's not in jail, are you going to be crossposting the future chapters into AiE?We still want you here too, an ex-con is fine too
>>25348115
It's cruel and unusual punishment to deny someone coffee.
>>25346553
Great, thanks for the happiness.
>>25260039
>chains
Why don't they just clip their wings?
>You are Stoic Warder, Royal Guard at Canterlot Palace
>You drew the short straw and have been assigned to the dungeons, which is now the most terrifying assignment around
>The dungeons are well maintained and furnished like the rest of the palace, of course.
>It's not the dungeons themselves thats the problem.
>It's the THING the Pricesses are keeping locked up down here.
>You've caught looks at what's under those robes and mask, and just thinking about what you saw makes you wince
>That sickly bare skin and joints that bend in all the wrong ways
>And the sounds it makes
>The less said about those the better
>You try to put it out of your mind and just get your shift over with
>Maybe you won't have nightmares tonight
>You are Anon.
>You don't really know where you are, just that there are lots of skittish but very colourful pony things here.
>The larger ones are a bit more friendly, and seem to try to communicate.
>You're making progress at that, but it's slow.
>At least they've given you a nice apartment in their basement to use while you're here.
>>25338378
Don't be gay anon.
>>25349421
Interesting so far. Moar.If that's okay with you.
>>25349998
>Be Twilight Bookle, Princess of Sparkles.
>You're in canterlot with Princess Momlestia and Luna to study an actual ALIEN!
>It's like a dream come true!
>Well, actually being with it is more like a nightmare, but it's a nightmare of SCIENCE so you love it all the same.
>Despite being utterly terrifying it seems to be reciprocating your attempts to communicate, showing you the strange and complex runes of an otherworldly language.
>It's a bit tricky working with a language whose spoken form hurts to listen to, but if anypony can do this, it's you.
>IA IA ANONYMOUS FTAGN!
>You scrunch up in discomfort
>Hehe, you're thinking too hard about the sounds that go with the symbols again
>Maybe you need a break
>A few days back at ponyville sounds awfully nice right now
>No. If you left, who would keep it company?
>You'd hate to be all alone on another world with nopony around.
>It's you duty to make this guest as comfortable as you can.
>Maybe just one day?
>You'll talk to the other princesses about it tonight.
>Anyway, time to do science and make friends!
>>25350623
Lovecraftianonymous is a theme that has not been suitably explored.
>>25350725He's not supposed to be lovecraftian in any way that a normal human isn't.
>>25350893That's the whole point - a scenario in which normal, friendly, unassuming Anonymous = bizarre maddening space monster in a world of kindergarten snuggle pones.
>>25350993Exactly
>>25341414
>You would've thought it would've been an easy decision, but the more you thought about it the harder it got, if you stuck with the minotaurs you'd get to hang out with Nails more and maybe get to know the other prisoners, whereas if you went with the higher level prisoners you'd probably get to know them a hell of a lot better than you could with a large group of mixed minotaurs, ponies and griffons.
"Hmmm what would be the difference between going with one or the other."
>Twee seemed taken aback by the fact you were considering both equally
>"Well nothing really except for your living conditions, you'll be allowed to work either the jobs with the other inmates or the other high level prisoners, you can also choose where you sit in the cafeteria, however you will still have a constant guard escort."
"Hmmm I think I'll move in with the other high level inmates."
>You swear if the floor wasn't made of stone her jaw would've burrowed through the planet and uppercutted some unlucky son of a bitch on the other side.
>"You're serious?!"
"Yep."
>"Well all right if you insist."
>After that you were escorted by your guards to what Red, Sky and Lazuli called 'home'.
>And it was definitely an odd design, it was simply one large rectangular glass room in the centre of a darked octagonal room surrounded by guards on the ground and up above
Jeez these idiots like to take security to the extreme.
>You were able to catch the eye of Red and Sky who both looked at you with mild shock, Lazuli was doing her weird meditation thing again.
>As you entered your new cell it was very interestingly laid out, at multiple intervals there were gaps in the floor, if you had to guess, walls are put up at lights out and each prisoner is separated. However there was no sign of any form of bathroom at first, but looking out the back of the cell at the far end of the room seems to be a conjoined lavatory.
>>25351005
>"What are you doing here, weren't you offered a chance to join the other inmates?"
>You stopped your inspection of the cell at the sound of Red's gravely voice.
"Yeah I was but I couldn't leave you faggots to have all the fun without me."
>Red chuckled at your comment.
God these guys really are just like your fellow shitposters back home, feels like home
"So what's the deal with this place?"
>Sky decides to speak up at this point
>"2 dozen guards 24/7, 10 on top, 10 on the bottom, non-stop constant surveillance, this place is locked up tighter than a miser's purse, the only place you'd get any better is tartarus."
>Well at least you're somewhat familiar with your new home so you decide to simply, sit against the glass and talk with the others.
>It's probably about the that time when you should be being escorted to your second job. But out of nowhere a bugle blares throughout the room, startling even Lazuli out of her goddamn coma.
"What the fuck I thought I was in prison not the army."
>You are quickly given a snide remark by a very feminine voice
>"That only happens at dawn."
"Yeah I know it's called sarcasm you smug bi-"
>You cut yourself short when you realize that it was not Lazuli's voice that said that.
>>25351339
>You look up out of your cell and are face to face with- a really wierd looking pony
Wait a weird looking pony, this must be Celestia
>She certainly fit the description, white coat, weird blue, pink and green mane, had a tiara so she must be royalty yeah seems to fit.
>After making sure she was who you thought she was she cleared her throat to regain your attention
>"I'm sorry but I don't think you finished your sentence just now what were you saying?"
>She had a look on her face, challenging you to finish, because she knew you had realized who she was, she was probably used to most prisoners shutting up around her
>But you aren't normal are you
"Oh terribly sorry, I was going to call you a smug bitch."
>Her face immediately took on a very stern look apparently she wasn't used to being talked to that way
>"How dare you speak of our princess in that manner welp."
>One of her guards had his spear at level with your chest, which he was only able to do because you were lying on your back.
>Before you became a human-shishkebab, the princess placed a hoof in front of her guard
>"There shall be no need for that, he is trying to get a rise out of you."
>Begrudgingly the guard returned to his previous position, glaring daggers at you, which you return with the smuggest smirk possible, pissing him off further
>"Now I suppose you know why I am here?"
"Lemme guess to let me out for the pointless bullshit you put me in here for?"
>"I'm afraid not, my student and I wish to fill out a file on you and anything you can tell us about your species, if you co-"
>You quickly interject cutting the princess of mid-sentence
"I'm sorry you and your student?"
>Quickly looking around herself Celestia lets out an aggravated huff, turning towards the doorway
>"Twilight how many times must I say this, you won't be harmed by these prisoners, now please come in here."
>>25351355
>Slowly a tiny purple alicorn enters the room holding a notebook and quill in a purple blob hovering above her head, escorting her is a blue haired, orange coated-
>orange coa-
pffftt I'm sorry I can't do that, don't worry she's alone
>She seems intent on looking at anything other than you and the others
>After finally arriving at Celestia's side, the princess continues to speak
>"As I was saying my student and I wish to ask you several questions to understand you as best as possible, if you will follow me we can begin."
>She begins to head towards the door,she stops when she realizes you haven't moved from your spot
>"You did hear what I said yes?"
"Oh I did but I don't feel like moving, I'm kind of comfortable as is."
>"Well I'm sorry but I insist we take this somewhere.... away from the other prisoners here, it will make it much easier for me."
"Well that's good for you your highness but you having armed guards, one of which already wants to impale me, makes me quite nervous and would make it easier for me if they were gone."
>"Well I am afraid this is non-negotiable I need my guards and as prince-"
>She is quickly cut off by you chuckling, then you laugh making all the guards ready themselves in case you attempt anything foolish.
>Eventually your laughter subsides.
"Your delusion is quite amusing princess, but I'm afraid this situation is highly negotiable you see, you are the one who needs answers not me, not only that but I come from a place where you don't even exist so you're title holds no sway over me. So either you leave, or you stay here, you with your guards and me where I am with the others here.
>At this the princess took up an extremely stern glare, annoyed that you had used logic to back her into a corner
Wow she's like a modern day feminist
>Giving a defeated sigh, she returns to the front of your cell and makes herself comfortable.
What will she ask /mlp/?
I know most of what I'm gonna write but I also want some of your opinions.
>>25351393
What kind of place he could have come from where she doesn't exist?
Why he would chose to stay with dangerous criminals instead of creatures that are more like him?
Why twilight brough the worst canon character ever with her?
How many licks it takes to get to the middle of a tootsie pop?
Why he commited his crimes?(because "Grandfathering" is a thing, and since technically none of the crimes he commited were crimes where he's from, and being an alien who has likely never had a chance to learn the rules here, shouldn't he have gotten a grace period at least)
>>25351480
>Why twilight brough the worst canon character ever with her?
>pffftt I'm sorry I can't do that, don't worry she's alone
>she's alone
excuse me?
>>25351583
Yeah, that was probably not necessary to include.
>>25351000
Disregarding the lovecraft nignog, I'm really liking this premise.And I got what you were doing there. The IA IA bit was just a reference to how uncomfortable Twilight is with human language by comparing it with the incantation to summon Cthulhu. I like it.
>>25351480
>because "Grandfathering" is a thing, and since technically none of the crimes he commited were crimes where he's from
lolwut? That's not how that works.
p.9 bump
>>25351480
this
>>25351764
Maybe Anon could ask about that, then.
>>25351609
Hey fug u guy, i laughed at that.
>>25351609
I keked hard on this, so it was good.
OH SHIT BUMP
>>25355210
GOOD SAVE ANON
>>25346553
>Then you hear a soft knock.
>Your door opens to reveal one of the mares, smiling.
>"Wow, this room is so far away! Why'd the warden move you over HERE?"
>...So Aryanne DID move your room closer to hers!
>Probably just for security or some crap, though.
>You just shrug.
>"Well anyways, it's lunch time now! You wanna join us, Anonymous?"
"Just Anon's fine, and sure!"
>"Okay, Anon!"
>You get up from your bed and follow her away from the room.
>There's a small minute of silence.
"So then... you know MY name now, so what's yours?"
>She slightly blushes and looks at the floor.
>"Oh, my name's not important..."
"...So, what's important is what you're going to do, right?"
>She shakes her head.
>"I'm not that special of a pony, really..."
"What? Nonsense! Everyone's special in their own, well, special way!"
>"Yeah, but here I'm not. The prison doesn't have a bakery here..."
"Well, have you tried asking for one?"
>"Well... no, but that's because I know the answer will be no-"
"-How?"
>She stops.
>"I, I don't know, I just-"
>You stand in front of her and smile.
"Well, as a great man has once said to me, DON'T LET YOUR DREAMS BE DREAMS!"
>"B-but, I-"
"JUST, DO IT!"
>"B-but Anon I can't-"
"-Alright, then I'll do it!"
>You start walking back to Aryanne's room.
>"W-wait, but what if you get in trouble?!"
"...For asking for something?"
>"Yes!"
"Well then, I'll get in trouble, I guess."
>"W-wow... you're so brave, Anon..."
"You're only as brave as the ones that need you to be."
>She smiles.
>>25355648
TIME FOR ONE OF MY FAVORITE STORIES
>>25355648
"...What's your name, anyways?"
>"M-my name's Sweetie Drops..."
"Well Sweetie Drops, let's get you that bakery!"
>She nods and follows you.
"And what are you in for, if you don't mind me asking? You seem too sweet to be in a prison."
>In fact, you keep having to remind yourself that this IS a prison, AND a dream.
>It's getting kinda hard to, though.
>"I-I was brought here for having two cats over the legal limit."
>Prison for cats?
>That's messed up.
>...Though, this is more like a vacationing home than a place for punishment.
"And what's the legal limit?"
>"...Ten."
>She looks so ashamed of herself.
>It makes you sad.
>You pick her up and hug her.
"I'm right there with you, sister. I've had my share of a dozen cats before."
>...Courtesy of your mom, of course.
>She loves those damn things, and you don't have it in your heart to tell her that those little fuckers will probably eat her when she dies.
>So you wake up to the smell of cat shit every morning, because saving a few thousand bucks on dorm rooms is absolutely worth the fresh smell of shit.
>Sweetie Drops smiles and buries her head into your chest.
>-Why is that such a popular thing with ponies?
>And why is it so fucking cute?
>You lift her hind legs up and start carrying her.
>And of course, she loves it.
>You head over down the hallway and stop at Aryanne's room.
"Alrighty, moment of truth. Want to go in with me, ooor...?"
>"I-it's ok, I'll stay here."
"Okie dokie!"
>>25355693
>You gently set her on the ground, and she hugs you.
>"Good luck, Anon!"
"Won't need it!"
>You open the door and walk inside.
>Immediately you notice Aryanne lying on her bed... sobbing?
"Are you alright, Ary?"
>She yelps and falls off her bed.
>You run over to her and pick her up.
>You then notice that her room is practically yours, but with an extra desk.
"What's got you so sad?"
>She wipes the tears from her eyes and smiles.
>"O-oh, I'm not sad. I was just yawning; that's why my eyes are all watery."
"But you sounded like-"
>"-I was- uh- meditating! Sometimes I hum while I do, and it sounds like crying..."
"...Oh, well that's good! I always heard meditating had all these benefits to it, but never tried it myself."
>"Y-yeah, it's great... So, then, what brings you here, Anon?"
"Oh, right! Well see here, I've come to see if making a bakery in the prison is an option."
>Her ears fall slightly.
>"O-oh. Sure, yeah, you can have a bakery. Have everything you want- you're leaving tomorrow anyways, why not make the most of it, right?"
>You smile and nod.
"Thanks, Ary!"
>"Mhmm..."
>You leave her alone to her meditation and go into the hallway, grinning.
>Sweetie Drops jumps up and awaits your reaction.
>You simply smile.
>She beams and hugs you.
>"Wow, I can't believe you actually did it! Thanks so much, Anon!"
"-Well, I really didn't do anything. I just asked-"
>"Nonsense! You don't understand how MUCH this means to me!"
"Well I'm glad, Sweetie."
>"Now come on, let's go get lunch!"
"Sure thing!"
>You pick her up and start walking, eliciting a squeak and a blush from her.
>
>>25355648
FUCK YEAH, WELCOME BACK!
>>25355722
>One long, unentertaining walk later, you stepped into the cafeteria.
>The second you open those doors, the ponies all start cheering.
>It kinda catches you off guard, but makes you smile nonetheless.
>THEN, you realize that you're gonna leave tomorrow.
>How do you break it to a group of people that love you that you're leaving them forever?
>...Damn.
>This'll suck, for sure.
>You walk past the tables with Sweetie, trying to acknowledge every comment, praise, and sultry grin you get, just to seem like less of a dick.
>If you're leaving, you're not leaving hated.
>You head up to the lunch lady serving and grab a tray.
>It's pretty much just a salad bar, minus all the glorious meat.
>You were really hoping to stock up on that dream-bacon.
>Then an idea snaps into your mind.
>You stare at a cup of lettuce and narrow your eyes.
>Bacon, bacon, bacon...
>You grunt, focusing every single fiber of your being into getting that delicious bacon.
>"...That's lettuce, Anon."
>You blink.
"What?"
>"You were kinda just... staring at the lettuce. You don't like it?"
>Still focusing on getting meat, you forget to flip your sarcastic switch off for Sweetie Drops.
"Lettuce killed my family."
>You cup your hands.
>She just stares at you for a moment.
"It's, uh, poisonous for my species."
>Then she puts on a concerned look.
>"Well it's okay, Anon... It can't hurt you, here."
>She puts a cover over it and pats your shoulder.
>...She's protecting you from lettuce.
>That's a REAL friend.
>You grab yourself a good old non-lettuce-y salad and sit at a fairly empty table.
>Literally a split second after sitting down, every single mare picks up their trays and fills up the seats all around you.
>Sweetie Drops hops onto the table.
>"WAAAAIIIIT!"
>All the mares stop and watch her.
>"Lettuce is poison to Anon here!!"
>They all look at you, then their trays, and immediately toss the lettuce into the nearest trashcan.
>Literally none of the ponies have lettuce on their tray anymore.
>>25355648
>"Oh, my name's not important..."
>"...So, what's important is what you're going to do, right?"
MY WHOLE LIFE IS JUST WARM, FLUFFY SNUGGLES
Now I want Anon to go on a cuddle genocide ending with him blowing up the cloud factory and covering Equestria in fluffy comfort.
>>25355917
>Wow.
>Gotta admire that loyalty, though.
>You smile, then start getting bombarded by more questions.
>"Why don't you tell us where you're from?"
>"Why is lettuce poisonous to you?"
>"Why haven't you taken me, yet?"
>You try to answer as many questions as you can, but can't keep up with the constant stream of it.
>Then a scream interrupts everything.
>Everyone stops and faces one direction.
>At the very end of the room is that stallion you fucked up, holding hoof-fulls of lettuce.
>He eyes you smugly.
>Then he starts running towards you.
>"SWEET CELESTIA HE'S GOING TO KILL ANON!!!"
>The girls start to form a wall between you and him.
>You just sigh and gently push through the crowd.
>"A-Anon, NO!!"
>"You still need to take me!"
>"Don't do it, Anon!!"
>You ignore the comments and walk towards the dude.
>He starts laughing as he gets closer.
>Then he finally stops before you and touches your chest with lettuce.
>"HIYA!"
>You quickly drop your smug act and clutch your chest, gasping.
"W-why would you d-do this?"
>You fall on the ground with quite possibly the lamest death you've ever pulled off.
>Yet, all the ponies gasp.
>The stallion just smiles like the edgy freak he is.
>"YES! YES! I GOT HIM, FINALLY!"
>Then you hop up to your feet all cool-like.
"You sure about that, buddy?"
>He gasps.
>"H-HOW?!"
>He starts crazily touching you with lettuce.
>Once he realizes that he's not doing a single thing to you, he just stops.
"You done now?"
>He throws the lettuce at your face.
>It actually hurts.
"Take that as a yes."
>You take a step towards him and grab him by his waist.
>Then you suplex his ass.
>>25356286
FUCK YEAH
GLORIOUS HUMAN MASTER RACE
SURRENDER YOUR MARES AND PRECIOUS METALS
>>25356286
>Then you suplex his ass.
>>25356286
>Of course, you're still a bit gentle with your amazing move, despite this guy trying to assassinate you.
>But then again, had you gone full force, you'dve exploded this guy all over the cafeteria.
>And something like that would not fare well in the minds of these cute little mares.
>The image blows past your mind.
>...Yeah, it's not a pretty scene.
>You walk away from the dude and head back to your tray of deliciousness.
>Then the waves of questions begin again.
>"So are you taking me now?"
>"Why are so tall?"
>"Can we see your bottom again?"
>A pony hops into your arm and cuddles your shit.
>God you love this dream.
>
>About another fifteen minutes of questions later, and now you were off towards the 'Arts and Crafts' room with everyone else.
>They herded around you like a mother duck.
>You loved it.
>And, honestly, you forgot where the room was.
>Yet they still all followed you blindly.
>And they never questioned you once.
>Then finally, you found that shit and allowed all the mares in.
>Ladies first, you know.
>Though, there were more than a few mares who flicked their tails aside for you.
>You just pretended not to see.
>Afterwards, you simply walked inside and sat at a random table.
>There was loads more moving.
>Some mares even took to just sitting on the floor.
>Sweetie Drops being one of them.
>So you picked her up and sat her in your lap.
>And she got plenty of sad, pouty looks.
>Surprisingly, there were no glares of pure hatred and jealousy.
>Then you heard a small bell in the distance.
>You all turn to face the 'teacher' of the class.
>A white Pegasus with golden hair and light purple eyes.
>...You swear to god, this place is so racist.
>"Mornin', everypon- OOOH, we've got a new pony-thing today!"
>She flies over to you and beams.
>"What's your name, Anon?"
>>25356974
>"What's your name, Anon?"
Answered your own question there, little art teacher.
Well, now I gotta fucking headache. Imma take a little break for a bit, watch some Netflix or some shit.Now will the better writers on this thread post some stuff?
>>25338378
What did you say?
You like it?
Amazing! Have more!
>>25357416
Wand, would you be alright with someone commissioning something of Short Fuse sometime?
>>25357476
You mean my drawfriend coming to this thread and listening to some ideas?
Or some random artist drawing Short Fuse?
Either way, I don't mind
>>25357492
Either, with the exchange of money for trap pony. I can't say I have anything in mind since I'm spent till December at least but it's an idea I've had for a while. Fuse is just top cute.
>>25357532
Yeah, I don't mind,
Feel free to do so!
>>25357346
>better writers
I must apparently have shit taste, because I think your green is one of the better ones going right now.Now if only Durnk anun and that one anon with the sexually frustrated Celestia story would come back...
>>25357765
>Now if only Durnk anun ... would come back
>Come back
I go to sleep for the night and you act like It's been a month, ease up a bit.
We all have other things that we have to do, can't writefag 24/7.
>>25357765
*cough*
>>25337262
>With Anon off at the doctors, you're actually feeling kind of alone.
>Being the one who agreed to be the roommate of the new black suit, you're kind of shunned by the rest of the prisoners.
>It's not a good feeling.
>Even your old roommate is avoiding you.
>Finishing breakfast in silence, you stare at your pudding cup, it's delicious sweetness not doing anything to distract you.
>You jump with a start as a hoof taps your shoulder.
>"Excuse me, Strawberry, you're the roommate of the new inmate, right?"
"Yes," you reply, and the pony breaks into a smile.
>"Oh, what are they like? We're all kind of scared of them, but you're brave enough to share a room with them."
"He's actually really nice. I was worried at first, but he's a person we can be friends with for sure."
>There are collective sighs of relief from many of the ponies around, and you find yourself suddenly swarmed by your old friends.
>And still friends, it seems.
~~~
>Making your way back to the mess hall, you aim to catch up with Strawberry before meal time is over and you lose track of everything in this place.
>Getting there, you can see ponies and others are leaving the already.
>As you pass, some of them wave or say hi, to which you reply in kind.
>It's a massive change from before you left.
>Entering the mess hall, you see Strawberry wave to you, a bunch of ponies around her.
>A few gryphons, minotaurs and even a young dragon are there, all looking happy to see you.
"I'm back," you say, taking the open seat next to her.
>"How was the doctors?"
"Just fine. Friends of yours?" you say, motioning to the others around you.
>She nods, "They were all wondering what you were like, but too scared to ask, since you're so big and strange and all."
>Letting out a laugh, you pat her on the shoulder.
"That makes a lot of sense, actually. Well, now they know I'm not some big scary monster or anything, right?"
>"Yep, and they want to get to know you too."
>>25358168
"Well, bring on the questions, I guess."
~~~
>Hey, Anon is doing a question and answer period.
>This'll be perfect to learn things you can use to seduce him.
>Edging towards the edge of the crowd, you focus on your sense of hearing to pick up what's being said.
~~~
>Enough is enough.
>It's been an entire day already, almost, and that alien still hasn't even petted a pony.
>Even though it's the first thing it did when it appeared in the throne room and you confronted it.
>Looks like you'll have to bait it... personally.
>And then, once it's broken the law even more, off to your personal "dungeon" with it.
>Licking your lips, you prepare things to let you go off for a day or two.
>>25358190
Celestia needs to learn how to talk to people about her problems.
She could have gotten the D with just a few words, if she wan't such a silly pony.
>Be Celly P
>ALIEN SIGHTED
"Hi, You're pretty attractive for an alien."
>"Hi?"
>He's on the ropes, finish him!
>You send him to jail
>Wait no that's not what you're meant to do
>Fuck how are you going to fix this?
>You NEED that alien space dick
>>25358190
Great stuff
>>25355693
>>"M-my name's Sweetie Drops..."
AYYY
>>25356974
>You pause.
"Uh... you just said my name?"
>"...What name? I didn't hear a name! What's your name?"
"My name's Anonymous."
>She lies down on the table and scoots closer to you.
>"Wow, what a great name! I've never heard a name like THAT before! My name's Surprise! Welcome to my art-create-paint-thing class! I know you'll just love-love LOVE it!"
>She'd moved so close to you while she talked, that she was now touching your nose with her muzzle.
>But she doesn't blush, and she doesn't shy away.
>She just smiles.
>You slightly blush and shy away.
>"So, then! In honor of our new inmate Anon here, we'll... I don't know!"
>She turns to you, grinning.
>"Anon, what do you want to do?!"
"Uh, I, uh...-"
>"ANSWER ME ANON EVERYPONY'S WAITING!!!"
"-UH DRAW CATS?!"
>"WE'RE DRAWING CATS EVERYPONY! HERE'S SOME REFERENCES!"
>A bunch of cats come crawling out of her hair and onto the table.
>You frown and stare at the little bastards skittering around everywhere.
>They all flock to Sweetie Drops, who was making weird clicking noises with her tongue and grinning.
>Then you hear the door behind you all slowly creak open.
>You see that stallion nigger again.
>Jesus, this guy just won't QUIT, will he?
>You put on an amused smile and spin around with Sweetie Drops in your lap, casually petting her like a cat.
"You really oughta find something else to do with your time, mate. This is getting a bit old."
>He just grins and says nothing before simply pushing the door away from him.
>Your jaw quickly drops.
>He's got Aryanne hostage.
>He has her in a hold by her neck.
>He's got safety scissors by her neck.
>...Plastic ones.
>The kind that can't cut paper.
>But FUCK it, it's the thought that counts here!
>>25358907
"No... this is FUCKED up! You can throw shit at me, you can hit me with lettuce, and you can charge at me all you want, but you do not, and I repeat, you do NOT. HURT. ARYANNE!"
>He opens his smug mouth and moves a foot away from her.
>Seizing the opportunity, you grab a cat from behind you and hurl it full force at the guy.
>His eyes go wide.
>Then he gets a face full of cat.
>You quickly place Sweetie on the ground and run over to Aryanne.
>Then the guy quickly throws the cat off of him and stands over her, face now full of scratches.
>You continue running, much to his surprise.
>"HEY! BACK UP!"
>You're dropkicking this fucker now.
>You leap into the air and bring your legs forwards.
>They both connect with his face and send him flying through the entrance door.
>It makes you wonder how he's been able to continuously get up so many times.
>And why the hell he's so bent on ruining you.
>Well, for another reason other than making him look like a pathetic retard in front of the whole prison, of course.
>You get up and shut the main doors closed before going over to Aryanne.
"You alright, Ary? He didn't hurt you or anything, did he?"
>She shakes her head.
>"I was just coming by to...um..."
"...Yes?"
>"To, uh... ask about... dinner..."
"Well, didn't I already say yes?"
>"I...I wanted to move... uh, nevermind..."
"Move...?"
>She sighs.
>"T-to move the dinner to my room, instead of the cafeteria..."
>She blushes and covers her face with her hat.
"...Well sure. No arguments here."
>She moves her hat.
>"W-wait, really?"
>You shrug.
"Well, yeah, why what's wrong with that?"
>"N-nothing! I-I just thought that... that you'd say no..."
"Nope, I'm down."
>"...No you aren't, you're right here."
>You wave a hand.
"Figure of speech."
Fuuck, okay, NOW I'll stop. Made the mistake of grabbing a few energy drinks to crank out writing a bit quicker, but managed to fuck myself, and now I'm crashed to hell. See y'all tomorrow.
>>25358988
Good work mayne. Sleep tight.
>>25358988
>>You leap into the air and bring your legs forwards.
>>They both connect with his face and send him flying through the entrance door.
lmao
>>25358988
Did Anon just break his foe out of prison for threatening his waifu?
>>25359241
That's not the only thing he broke in that exchange.
>>25358988
>Anon ends up killing that stallion so bad he explodes.
>Mares cheer while being covered in his gore.
>"Yay! Now that guy is gone and Anon will be here forever for murder!" They squweel in glee.
>Everyone is happy!
>Sex happens.
>Best end.
>>25359448
Dude, that's not cool. You don't just kill someone so hard that they explode. He probably just needs a hug or something.
>>25359710
Don't worry, ponies do not die when they are killed.
He'll be back in an episode or so.
And in the meantime you can hug the gory mess to show him you care.
I mean giving someone a hug is one thing, but getting covered in their viscera from snuggling their exploded remains is like three times as caring.
>>25359710
>>25359736
Maybe he just needs a good hard rutting so he realizes he can't live without Anon's dick.
>>25360447
Do you think they have booze in pone prison? Like at least some cider or something? I feel like that could lead to some really fun antics. Also I like booze.
>Be Anon.
>Day 5 in pone prison.
>Shit's pretty cash, yo.
>You have access to pretty much everything here.
>You asked one of the guards once, and they said that since you were in the Canterlot prison that there were plenty of commodities flowing into the place from the city.
>Thank god for that.
>You never were much for the big cities, but this is awesome, so you figure you could make an exception.
>Canterlot is pretty cool, at least from the inside.
>You've got access to just about everything you could want here, except meat.
>There's all kinds of foods, toys, books, newspapers, everything you could possibly want.
>They even have booze here!
>Every different kind, too!
>The way it worked here was that each prisoner got a set number of points assigned to them based on the nature of their crime(s) and their behavior.
>These points could then be spent at the prisoner's discretion on pretty much anything.
>Food, lodging, education, whatever you could want.
>This must be every liberal's wet dream.
>It bugs you a bit to think that you were a part of that dream.
>But this is different, it's a fantasy world!
>All those poor misguided goyim just wanted to live in a perfect world after all, however impossible that really was.
>But now you were living in that world!
>Or so it seemed at least...
>Supposedly that remains to be seen.
>But you were stuck in this place the moment you got here, so how would you know?
>The warden, who, amazingly enough, came to see you personally once you woke up told you that you had been imprisoned here for the crime of public indecency and being an unknown alien.
>You weren't sure how that first one was a charge, seeing as every pony here was pretty much naked, at least from the midsection down.
>Which is pretty fucking awesome, by the way.
>But you didn't really have the chance to argue at the time.
>They showed you around and brought you to your room.
>Awesome place, by the way.
>It was even bigger then your room back home, and just as well furnished.
>You missed your electronics, but everything else was just as good as you could hope for.
>The warden explained to you, pretty sympathetically, that you were to be held here for an indefinite period of time until some princess or another could come over and check you out.
>You were, so far, confined to the prison complex, but if this was any indication, the outside must be even better!
>Anyway, the points!
>Yes, the 'good boy points' as you'd taken to calling them.
>As soon as your roommate had explained to you what they were and what you could do with them, you had decided to spend as much as you could on booze.
>You figured you needed a diet anyway, so while your meals were pretty skimp, you always had plenty to drink.
>Fuck your liver, right?
>As long as you were sufficiently drunk, you could deal with anything.
>Even a roommate who kept trying to convince you to cuddle.
>He said it was too cold.
>He even started to cry when you told him 'no' for the 47th time.
>Well, whatever, you were too drunk to care.
>He was a cute little pone after all.
>Even if he had a penis...
>Whatever, now you at least you had a cute little body to hold while you slept at night.
>Not like anything else would ever happen, right?
>>25361077
>for the crime of being an unknown alien.
ponies are racist
headcannon accepted
>>25357903
>be drunk anon
>arrested for being drunk and writting too many one post stories
>legal limit was 5 a day
>you wrote 6
>it made lurker anons feel like they weren't contributing or something
>be in pony prison now.
Morning bump!
boooooooooooop
>>25310342
Cocaine much?
>>25358988
>
>Spending literally no time doing any kind of artsy-stuff, you had finally gathered all the cats in the room.
>There were about twenty six in total.
>All inside Surprise's mane.
>It was a horrifying thought.
>And after you gave all the cats back to her, she just put them back into it.
>There was no moving, no struggle.
>It was like the damn things got sucked into a portal or some shit.
>You just didn't want to think about it.
>But now, the show was over.
>That orange stallion was finally shipped god-knows-where, for threatening you and the warden herself.
>And now you were headed to her room.
>You still kind of wished that the stallion wasn't so bent on being the alpha here.
>And it wasn't like you purposely took that away from him.
>AND, had he just left it to a friendly challenge and conversation, he probably could've been your bro.
>But, alas, he chose the dick side and got dropkicked, RKO'd, and suplexed for it.
>And never once thought to back the fuck up.
>But, oh well.
>It just makes you wonder what he was in prison for in the first place...
>You shake your head and knock on Aryanne's door.
>Then a thought hit you.
>She opens it with a small smile.
"Wait, when you meant dinner here, did you mean for me to bring a tray here, ooor...?"
>"Oh, just get in here."
"Alright, alright."
>You walk inside and see a simple lettuce-less salad and a bottle of wine.
>...Must've found out about your 'poison'.
>You're watching the wine, though.
>Can you even GET drunk in dreams?
>See, and that thought came back again.
>IS this even a dream?
>You shrug to yourself.
>Would've preferred steak over wine, honestly, but whatever.
>Aryanne hops on her bed and grabs the bottle.
>Then you realize that she's not wearing her uniform.
>Or ANYTHING, for that matter.
>Though, it didn't seem to be such a bad thing.
>Or maybe Surprise is just so crazy that people are used to her being naked, because she's the only one you've seen like that, so far.
>>25364194
>If it isn't jumpsuits, it's aprons, nurse's outfits, dresses and guard suits.
>She struggles with the cork of the wine bottle, trying hopelessly to pull it off with her teeth.
"You, uh, want me to open it?"
>She shakes her head and continues attacking the thing for a short while, before sighing and hoofing it to you.
>You twist and pop that shit off like nothing.
>She just stares at the bottle with an irritated look.
>"I loosened it up for you."
"That's what she said."
>"...Um, no, I said it."
>You wave your hand again.
"Species thing."
>She nods.
>You set the bottle on the nightstand and notice something.
"...Uh, we got any glasses?"
>She looks around the room and groans.
>"Horsefeathers..."
>You gasp.
"My, MY! Was that a SWEAR, young lady?"
>She gives you a deadpan look and smiles.
>...Was it actually a swear?
>You didn't know, but it just sounded like one.
>She hops off the bed, opens her door and waits for you beside it.
>"We gotta go get some glasses."
"Sure thing."
>You exit with her and notice another something.
"Uh, Aryanne?"
>"Yes?"
>You pause and just look at her.
"You're naked."
>She just looks down at herself, then at you.
>"Yes, I am."
"Well... aren't you... you know, gonna put your uniform on, or something?"
>"We don't normally wear clothes, Anon. And it's only a short trip."
"You don't normally wear clothes? Like you, or all ponies in general?"
>"All ponies. Not even the Princess wears anything aside from her royal regalia."
>...Holy shit, she's right.
>You completely forgot that the ruler of the nation literally wore nothing but a necklace, some shoes, and a tiara.
>A bit weird how you overlooked that.
>"Why? Is not wearing clothes bad?"
"Oh, no, no, it's just that, well, for our species, you don't usually have your clothes off unless you're showering, or are currently engaged in an... intimate moment..."
>She blushes and looks away.
>"O-oh... I...I didn't know that..."Now I'mma play some RSS
>>25364194
this is going somewhere nice
>>25364556
>There's a small moment of silence between you both.
>You could tell she was thinking about something.
>And all you were thinking about was of why you couldn't wish up any steak in this place.
>Seriously, you should've been absolutely showered in meat by now.
>But nothing came.
>"W-we're here..."
>The hell?
>Already?
>You look up from the floor and just see that you're face to face with a closet labeled "supplies".
"There's wine glasses in here?"
>"No, but we've got the closest thing to it, here."
>She opens the door and walks in.
>Then she quickly turns.
>"Anon, hold the DOO-"
>It closes on her.
>You open it back up.
"Why do you need the door open?"
>She sighs.
>"It's faulty. It won't open from the inside."
"Oh. That's stupid."
>She just nods and looks around for some glasses.
>"Do you see a box labeled 'glasses' anywhere?"
>You take a quick look around.
"Nope."
>She sighs again.
>"I always seem to forget the most important things at the most important times..."
>You grab a broom beside the door and keep it propping the door up.
>You walk over to Aryanne and start looking yourself.
>"Oh, it's okay, Anon, you don't need to- WAIT ANON WHAT?!"
>She snaps over to the door and gives a relieved sigh.
>"Almost thought we were gonna be trapped for a second..."
"Hey, I'm dumb, but I ain't stupid."
>"Oh, n-no, I didn't mean it like-"
>You swoop in and hug her.
"You worry about pleasing me too much, Ary. It's cute."
>You feel her face practically catch on fire.
>"R-really?"
"No, I'm lying to you."
>"O-oh... r-really?"
"No."
>"R-really?"
>You smile.PAGE 10 SAVE
>>25365522
noice save
>>25365522
>"You worry about pleasing me too much, Ary. It's cute."
>>You feel her face practically catch on fire.
>>"R-really?"
>"No, I'm lying to you."
>>"O-oh... r-really?"
>"No."
>>"R-really?"
kek
>>25365522
>You smile and squeeze her a bit.
"Yes, really."
>Her face gets even warmer.
>You're actually slightly worried that it'll burn you, somehow.
>But regardless, you hug the hell out of her.
>Throw in a couple of hair brushes, too.
>She coos, then sighs.
>"I'm sorry, Anon. I just can't stand it when things don't go as planned. I try my best..."
"I know you do, Ary. That's why you shouldn't worry about me as much as everything else."
>"...Yeah, I guess that's true... you're leaving tomorrow, anyways..."
"Exactly. You've got plenty of more important things to worry about!"
>"N-not AS important..."
"What was that?"
>"Oh, n-nothing, Anon..."
"Alrighty then. Just remember, I'm always here for you, alright? I'll still be around, but I just won't be HERE."
>In fact, you never even got an orange jumpsuit.
>Well, hell, you shouldn't have been taken here in the first place, on account of doing literally nothing wrong, but still.
>Unless wearing suits and being tall is illegal.
>"Y-yeah..."
>You quietly rub her back and calm her down.
>You could imagine how stressful being a warden is, even here.
>Your train of thought is quickly broken as you start to hear the collective sound of hooves on the floor.
>Must be everyone moving out from dinner.
>You watch all the boxes and things slightly shaking around you, on account of some ponies running.
>Then you see the broom by the door starting to fall.
"Oh hell-"
>It suddenly clicks shut.
>You and Aryanne are just left in the dark, still hugging.
>You sigh.
"...Well. I should've seen THIS coming..."
>>25366030
Locked in the closet with Nazi-warden pone? Time to get lewd.
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>>25366030
What next? Does she seduce you? Does she freak out and demand that you hold her tight and stroke her mane while you tell her that everything will be alright and monsters aren't real? Only one this is for sure, whatever happens, it'll be great. Press F5 next time to find out what happens!
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We can bump if we want to
We can keep this thread alive
'Cuz your friends don't bump, and if they don't bump,
Then they're no friends of mine.
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Are the threads really this busy right now?
Jesus, I'm finally home. Some niggers tried dragging me away to have a life for a few hours, and I finally escaped.I also got my assignment from SP.Expect some green in a few.
>>25371349
Schweet.
>>25371349
Fuck having a life. You've got a bunch of lifeless neckbeards to please. Chop chopin all seriousness I really enjoy your story. Take your time in delivering the anon+aryanne cuddlesand maybe lewdness?mfw anon gets 7 minutes in heaven with white pone master race
>>25366030
>There's a small moment of reflection between you both.
>You reflect on how retarded you are to have not secured that door.
>You're sure that Aryanne's reflecting on how retarded you are as well.
>...
>You're currently taking a moment to reflect how horrible and great this situation is.
>Horrible, because your date with Anon is ruined...
>But great, because you've gotten the chance at a BETTER date!
>Never in your life have you ever met somepony so nice, and gentle, and strong...
>Being honest, being the warden is a very lonely job...
>The ponies outside seem to be scared of you and your title, and the ponies inside only see you as 'the boss'.
>But Anon here...
>He didn't see you as 'the warden' or the 'missus'.
>He saw you as Aryanne.
>And that's all you've ever wanted from somepony.
>Anon was the full package, pony or not.
>You feel his arm reach into his pocket and pull something out.
>It's solid, and slightly cold.
>Then you see it catch on fire.
>You stare at it, now finally being able to see Anon's face with its light.
>And how close you were to him.
>...Just a little lean away from his lips...
>He smiles.
>You feel yourself blushing.
>-Why do you blush so much?
>You feel yourself scrunching because of your blushing.
>Ugh.
>"Jesus, you're so cute, Ary."
>Your face starts burning.
>He laughs.
>"Man, we REALLY need something for light. This is pretty ridiculous."
"I think there's some lanterns in here. We just have to find them."
>"Then find them, we shall!"
>He flips you hooves facing upwards.
>You love it.
>It's your favorite way of being carried.
>It gives you the perfect opportunity to snuggle into him, with his big, strong, yet... gentle, arms.
>You softly sigh and smile as he carries you.
>"Comfy?"
>You open your eyes and notice his amused grin.
>You blush again.
>He coos.
>"Awwww..."
>>25371685
>After avoiding his gaze, he starts walking around aimlessly.
>To be honest, you don't really even know this storage place.
>It started off as extra bedroom, then turned into a closet full of stuff nopony really needed.
>And it was pretty big.
>"I'm not gonna lie, but this darkness is creeping me out. This is how scary movies go, you know."
"SCARY movies?"
>He looks shocked.
>"You guys don't have scary movies here?"
>You shake your head.
>"Weeell, I can kinda understand that."
>He continues walking, then trips seconds later.
>He quickly held you above him as he fell, landing on his face with a loud slapping noise.
>It look like it hurt.
>A lot.
>"Every moment I live, is AGONY."
"Sweet Celestia, Anon, are you okay?!"
>He groans.
>You hop out of his arms and attempt to pick him up.
>"Wait, where'd the lighter go?"
>You both turn and see it lying on the floor, next to a huge stack of art supplies.
>FLAMMABLE art supplies.
>"Oh shi-"
>It quickly catches fire.
>"OH SHIT!"
>Anon hops up, and you quickly start looking for something to put it out with.
>There's nothing.
>Anon's stomping on it fruitlessly.
>He throws his coat over it and continues stomping.
>His coat just catches on fire.
>"GODDAMN IT, THAT WAS EXPENSIVE!"
>Come on, come on Aryanne, there's got to be a fire extinguisher SOMEWHERE!
>Then you spot one by the corner.
>"Anon!"
>You point at it.
>You were never able to carry fire extinguishers right...
>He sprints over to it, pulls the pin, and squeezes it.
>Nothing comes out.
>"What the- THIS IS A PROP!"
>He angrily throws it at the ever-growing fire.
>"Jesus, where's the entrance? We should call for help!"
>Right, he's right!
>You quickly run back to where you remember the door being and start frantically knocking.
"Anypony? Anypony! Help us!! HELP!"
>"Aw SHIT, SHIT, SHIIIIIT!"
>You turn back and see Anon just throwing things at the fire.
>Then he just sprints back to you.
>"Oh man, it's fucked! We're fucked!"
>>25371882
I guess you could say...That was hotJust not the way we wanted
>>25371349
BASED BLUEBIRD RETURNS
>>25371882
>He grabs you by the shoulders and looks into your eyes.
>"Ary, if we don't make it out of here alive... I don't even know! What do people usually say in these kinds of situations?!"
>He gets up and starts quickly pacing back and forth, before sprinting between the fire and some shelves, frantically looking around.
>You resume banging on the door for help.
>Then a thought hits you.
>You feel a small shiver run down your back.
>What... what if these are actually the last few moments you have left?
>The room's sealed shut and pretty soundproof, as all the other rooms are.
>Everypony came back from dinner to their rooms.
>No other rooms are nearby you.
>...What if this is the last time you'll see Anon?
>You stop your knocking and turn your head back.
>He's standing by a few shelves, quickly running his hands through his hair and frantically pacing around.
>You suddenly feel your heart racing.
>Your mind becomes set on only one thing.
>You see yourself ignoring even the fire raging inside the room as you slowly walk over to him.
>He looks absolutely frightened.
>"It's a dream, it IS a dream! It's not real!!"
>His eyes turn to you, then start to get watery.
>"It's... it's not a dream..."
>He sits on the floor and stares at it, holding his hands on top of his head.
>You see a tear fall from his left eye.
>You slowly walk up to him.
>He looks up at you with a defeated look.
>"Aryanne... I, I'm sor-"
>You lean forwards and pull him into a kiss.
>He tenses up for a moment, then closes his eyes and relaxes.
>Time seems to stop for you.
>Suddenly, time seems to slow to a crawl.
>The fire seems to fade away from your mind.
>The room disappears.
>You're no longer just 'the warden' anymore...
>...You're with Anon...
>The only one who's treated you right.
>The only one who's cared for you.
>And the one who you were sharing, quite possibly, your last moments with.
>He was now all that mattered to you.
>Until the end.
>>25372316
>>Time seems to stop for you.
>>Suddenly, time seems to slow to a crawl.
Goddamn it, this is what I get for not proofing this shit.
>>25372346
We'll forgive you if you continue
>>25372346
Take your time, senpai. We'll bump in the meantime.hey mythd how's the story coming
>>25372636
F a m got autocorrected to sempai but it's chill.
>>25358190
>As happy peppy Gary, you're always excited to get a new inmate, even though they did do bad things to get here.
>It just means you get to use your talent to turn them straight and let them get back on with their lives.
>This new pony is a black suit too, sentenced to here for breaking a royal vase on purpose.
>It was a really nice vase too, and that's what makes it extra horrible.
>But a few months here will change their tune.
>Even the non consentual petter Anon has been on good behaviour, and he got here yesterday.
>Also he's a he, according to doctor Ben.
>Always good to know to help tailor treatment and activities for them.
>Well, the new prisoner arrives just before lunch, so you have time to fill out papers before then.
>We'll see about finding them a roommate during lunch period.
~~~
>After breakfast, you headed out to the yard for some excersize.
>Even though this place has a gym, it might be better to not stick yourself in close with others just yet.
>They only just got the knowledge you aren't some big scary monster after all.
>Calling on your school years of gym class, you do push ups, sit ups, jumping jacks and all the other excersizes you remember.
>You're about to start a jog when Chelicera trots over.
>"Good morning, Anon, enjoying the fresh air?"
"Yeah, it's rather nice out. I'm about to go for a run, do you want to join me?"
>"As much as I'd like to, I just finished eating and I'd rather not get a cramp. I'll be here when you're done, so we can chat."
"Alright. Talk to you then."
>Setting off at a fair pace, you start your first lap around the yard.
>It's not monumentally big, but large enough you'll only need a few laps to get the distance you wanted.
>As you run, you take time to watch the happening around the area.
>Same coloured outfits tend to be together, orange with orange, red with red.
>There are groups where red and orange mix, though these arent too common.
>>25372736
Aw yiss, the return of the talented anon
>>25372843
I told you guys, I'm only Anon because I haven't bothered to put on my trip.
Also, it would be weird to do it halfway through anyways.
Anywho, there may be another post after the next chunk today.
>>25372736
>There are hardly any black suits, and the few there are are individually alone, save a couple that are together.
>Family, most likely.
>Seeing you pass, a couple inmates wave before going back to their own happenings.
>Rounding off your second lap, you decide to cut the third one short and only do half a lap.
>You're already building up quite a sweat, and you don't have any deodorant.
>Good thing your room has a private shower.
>And at least one spare uniform.
>If it wasn't for the fact your suit pits are already black, they'd be darn close.
>Slowing down, you eventually finish at walk, making your way back to where you were before, and where Chelicera is.
~~~
>Relaxing in the sun, black clothes and black chitin mean you're comfortably warm.
>That, plus the sweet, tasty crush from your neighbour means you're quite the hapy changeling.
>Ah, and here comes Anon, back from his run.
>You're so glad he's a he.
>You may be able to love a lady for food, but if it's got no dick, you're not going to stick.
>Before he even gets close, something hits you.
>A thick, arousing something.
>He is leaking pheromones like a queen at spawning time.
>You should know, your mom went through it like, twice a year.
>But a male packing scent like this, unf~.
>You could drive a hive into a mating frenzy with a male like him.
>All the better reason to snag him as your own.
>"I'm back, Chelicera, " he says with a wave, "I hope you don't mind talking as we walk, I need to hit the showers."
"N-no problem," you reply, trying to suppress your bodies reaction to his smell.
>Walking next to him, you feel a sense of superiority, being the female next to the male who smells like an orgy.
>And only the best kind of orgy too.
>The kind of orgy where sex is had, not one of those "cuddle orgies".
>Though they are nice, they just don't seem as fun.
>>25372316
>You savor the moment as best you can.
>But eventually, you break away, needing to get something off of your chest.
>You take a deep breath of the smoke-filled air and stare straight into Anon's eyes.
>Then your heart sinks.
>You immediately regret your doing.
>You haven't even known him for a full day, and you already pulled THAT?
>Why would he EVER feel the same way about you that you do with him?
>Why would you ever think he'd-
>You get pulled into another kiss.
>You close your eyes and try your best to ignore the smoke filling your lungs at the moment.
>You try to focus on only Anon and his embrace, but it proves fruitless.
>You're starting to feel woozy.
>You break it and start to cough.
>You walk up to Anon and rest in his arms again.
"I'll... I'll be alright as long as I'm with you, Anon..."
>You close your eyes, quickly feeling very weak.
>...
>Aryanne just passed out in your arms.
>You pick her up and sprint towards the door.
>You brace yourself and slam into it with your shoulder.
>It doesn't budge.
>Fuck, fuck, fuck NO!
>You stand back and try kicking the door in.
>Doesn't budge.
>Goddamn it!
>You turn to the wall beside the door.
>You kick it.
>It actually cracks.
>Holy shit, you're getting somewhere!
>You kick it again and get your goddamn foot stuck in the wall.
>You fall on your ass and finally use your free leg to kick your other one free.
>To the side, you notice a box with a hammer in it.
>You quickly grab that shit and start smashing the dicks out of the wall.
>You see the damn wool filling in it.
>It's soundproof.
>You angrily start ripping the wool shit away, and make a small hole.
>You finish the smashing on the other end, feeling a bit dizzy.
>You can see a small light from the other side peeking through, and you frantically tear it apart.
>And of course, it only seems big enough for Aryanne.
>You gently push her through the wall and into the other side.
>Her rump gets stuck.
>Son of a bitch.
>>25372964
Alrighty, I shall now make way for >>25372945
>>25372889
Even still, it'd be nice to be able to differentiate between stories.
>>25372971
Trip or not you both are making amazing stories. This is why I keep bumping this thread.
>>25372945
>Then again, those are pony things anyways.
>"...ey, are you there?" Anon asks.
"Huh? Yeah, sorry, I just got lost in thought."
>"What about?"
"Orgies," you reply, before realizing what you said and covering your mouth with a hoof.
>"An interesting topic, to be sure, but not one I'd openly admit to thinking about, at least, not to someone I don't trust."
>If it weren't for the fact tat your chitin is black, he'd be able to see your cheeks glowing red.
>"Are you blushing?" He asks, leaning in close, bathing you in a strong dose of his smell.
>If chitin was combustible, your face would be on fire right now.
>Also your flank, but that's at least still a secret from Anon.
>"Cute," he says, before rising back up to his full height and starting walking again.
>Stopping a moment, you regain a bit more conteol over yourself, before hurrying to catch up.
>Reaching his room, you follow him inside, noticing him grab a clean outfit from a dresser.
>"I'll be a few, make yourself at home," he says before disappearing behind the bathroom door.
>If only you had run with him, you could be bathing him in your scent too, and maybe, just maybe you could have gotten him to share a shower with you.
>A very lewd shower.
>The sound of water starts, and you notice there's light coming through the keyhole to the bathroom.
>Maybe you can...
>Behind you, the doorknob suddenly turns, removing all thoughts of peeking.
>>25373039
And that's it for tonight. Untill next time, may your mares be cuddly and your changelings snuggly.
The bumps will continue
>>25373043
>tfw no cuddly mares or snuggly changelings
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>>25372964
You're going to kill this Anon, too, aren't you?
>>25377143
>too
He's killed an Anon before?
>>25377290
Two, actually.
>>25377314
Aw. And I was looking forward to seeing what Celestia's cuddle dungeon looked like...
>>25372964
"Out of ALL the ways to get royally fucked..."
>You try to push her ass outside, but it doesn't budge.
>The only time that having a plump rump is bad.
"Son of a bitch!"
>You cover your mouth with your shirt and go looking around for something, ANYTHING, to keep living with.
>Boxes full of utensils, trays, blankets and shit.
>You're fucked.
>If there was a goddamn fire blanket here, you'd be golden.
>But there's only blankets that CATCH on fire.
>You grab one of the shelves and toss it into the fire.
>You get everything that's not flammable and throw in on top of the fire.
>It still no use.
>You start coughing.
>It's not a dream.
>You're gonna die here.
>You've read up on how hypoxia goes, though.
>Supposedly, it's not that bad of a way to die.
>To the side, you see Aryanne's legs start to kick.
>"A-Anon? Anon?! Gah, I'm stuck!!"
>You lean forward and softly brush a leg.
>"Anon, is that you?! Are you still stuck in there?!"
"Don't worry about me, Ary, I'm fine."
>"N-no!! I'll get you out of there, promise!"
"It's fine. I've dealt with worse situations."
>Because you'd take smoke over cat shit any day.
>"No, Anon!! HELP! SOMEPONY HELP!"
"I'll be alright as long as I'm with you, Ary."
>"HELP! ANON'S STUCK!"
"Heh, 'never let go, Jack.' God, that movie was so gay."
>"SOMEPONY!!!"
>You lie down on the ground and stare at the ceiling.
"My only regret... is never being able to play Fallout 4..."
>You cough and start feeling extremely dizzy.
>The room before you gets blurry.
>You sigh and slowly close your eyes.
"I hope Jesus has Steam..."
>You softly laugh at your own horrible joke.
>Everything fades.
>>25378078
>"My only regret... is never being able to play Fallout 4..."
A fate more horrifying cannot be imagined.
Who is going to make the new thread?
>>25378078
RIP you glorious bastard
>>25378078
The end!
Okay, not really, just give me some time, I passed out,
>>25337281
The afterlife isn't too bad. Iz nice to be kill, at least then I don't have to worry about life problems.
To be serious though (cuz I'm checkin' in on the thread to give updates), it's been a mixture of a lot of things that have kept me from writing. The first being that I've come to dislike my own story (you're your own greatest critic), the second (and biggest) is because of the Hell known as "real life responsibilities" (mostly having to work enough to not starve along with doing 18 credit hours in a University at the same time, with limited time for entertainment).
Probably around Christmas (because that is when I finally get a break) I may update my story and see how it is recieved from there, though I wouldn't hold your breath. I started off with a passion for pony prison, but my story was supposed to be a one-shot from the get-go; my ambitions had me go further with it. I honestly do wanna continue writing, but I won't be able to until I can get even the smallest break. So, thanks for following my story even now (when it has been on hiatus for a few months). I'll try not to let you down when I come back to writing again (hopefully with new talents and passions gained from these last few months of different experiences).
I'll see you around Anon, I've got 3 HW assignments due before tonight and 9 hours of class tomorrow, so I can't dilly dally any longer. Just wanted to pop in to say "I fuckin' love ya m8. I'ma try to sort my life out to get back to writing for ya."
Peace.
>>25378078
>
>Everything comes back.
>Wait, what the fuck?
>Your eyes snap open to Nurse Redheart kissing the shit out of you.
>Though not unwelcome, it's very confusing.
>She pulls back and sees you looking at her.
>She smiles, then blushes furiously.
>"He's alive!"
>"Celestia, really?! Where is he? I can't see him!!"
>You sit up and take note of the huge fucking fire still raging a few feet away from you.
"AW SHIT, GET DA WATER NIGGA!"
>For some reason, you figured if you passed out, you'd wake up in a SAFE environment.
>But, at least the door was fucking open.
>Then, right on cue, two guards fly past you and start splashing the hell out of the fire.
>You look to your right and see that Aryanne's still stuck in the wall.
>Sweetie Drops is kicking the shit out of it and is quickly freeing her.
>She's pretty goddamn strong, actually.
>Well, for a pony who was arrested for having too many cats, that is.
>Redheart goes back to you and flashes a light in your face.
>"Don't close your eyes. Look at me."
>She shines them at your eyes and smiles.
>"Well, at least you won't be a vegetable, Anon! You should be glad we showed up when we did!"
>You still felt dizzy as dicks.
>"Alright, now let's get you out of here before you suffer any brain damage!"
>She stands you up and has you lean on her while you walk.
>After only a few seconds, some more guards come by and meet you with a wheelchair and an oxygen mask.
>Before you can say anything, it's put on you, and you're sat down.
>Redheart pats your shoulder.
>"You're good, Anon, you're good. Now let's go back to my office. Sweetie will bring the warden around."
>You nod again and start moving the chair yourself.
>She sounded like she was having a hard time pushing you.
>"You've got it?"
>You nod again and start rolling down the hallway.
>Were you really... DEAD a few minutes ago?
>The thought haunts you.
>And it wasn't as exciting as you thought it'd be.
>Your mind blanks out for a short moment as you wheel through the hallway.
>>25380656
Fuggin' sweet. We live to romance another mare
>>25380656
>>25378487
>Then you hear hooves running to you.
>It's Aryanne, with a ring of drywall still clung to her rump.
>She looks scared.
>"ANON, WE'RE GONNA DIE!!"
>You take the mask off.
"What are you talking about?"
>She points at the floor, at the very right hand corner.
>You see the number 499.
"OH SHIT! THAT MEANS WE'RE ONE AWAY FROM DYING!!"
>"I KNOW, ANON! AND WE'RE MAKING IT 500!"
"OH DEAR GOD!"
>Aryanne jumps into your lap and hugs the shit out of you.
>Redheart starts freaking the fuck out.
>You see Sweetie running past the hallways with loads of cats in tow.
>"IT'S THE END OF THE LINE! WE'RE GONE!"
>Aryanne pulls you into a kiss.
>"WE'RE GONNA DIE, SO FUCK ME!"
"WHAT?!"
>"FUCK ME DAMMIT, THIS IS IT!!"
"BUT I STILL WANT TO PLAY FALLOUT 4!"
>"SCREW YOU AND WHATEVER THAT IS, NOW SCREW ME!"
"BUT TOM HOWARD'S MY WAIFU!"New thread when?
>>25373043
You Bitch!!!have a nice night
>>25380794
New thread, just for you.
>>25381563
