>There are people on this board right now, who don't watch the show.
It's a pretty shitty show.
Good porn though.
>>27042600
Well, it's their loss.
>>27042600
Because 'm-muh ride neber ends!!1'.
I want you to confess!
What kind of confession? Any kind?
I pissed myself while high once.
>>27042376
I dropped the screw in the tuna
>>27042376
>this shit again
MODS PLEASE FUCKING WAKE UP AND DELETE THESE /B/ THREADS
I guess the animators and storyboard artists STILL aren't convinced toward DerpyXDoctor shipping.
What is your opinion about this (fill the poll!)
http://strawpoll.me/7336339
Maybe they are all close friends in general, and couldn't get seats directly together.
>Shipfag
>>>/trash/
>autistic background pony ships
No, fuck that, keep this autism on the fandom where it belongs for fucks sake
"Two episodes a day keeps the fans of the fandom away"
For the last four months we have been rewatching the show from Season 1. Right now we are watching two episodes every Sunday and in order. Join us! It's free!
In around 3:00 hours, at 16:30EST (21:30GMT) we will watch the episode together through a Synctube-like website called watch2gether. Link to the room is below.
>>>>>https://www.watch2gether.com/rooms/slashmlprewatches-obrld06woymqj2cc
Right now we are in Season 3.
Today we will watch Magic Duel (Season 3 episode 5) written by MA Larson, and Sleepless in Ponyville (Season 3 episode 6) written by Corey Powell.
The stream will begin, as I said, at 16:30EST/21:30GMT right here.
There is a chance I fucked up the hours. Please check the clock inside the room or from the thread bumps, these are the correct ones. Also, before starting with the episodes we might watch some random MLP-related stuff from YouTube.
If you really want, you can watch the episodes online right here:
>http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xvozqd_my-little-pony-friendship-is-magic-episode-57-magic-duel_shortfilms
and
>http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xvsnp6_my-little-pony-friendship-is-magic-episode-58-sleepless-in-ponyville_shortfilms
And you can download them here.
>https://yp1.yayponies.no/episodes.php
>inb4 >watching the show
2:20 hours for stream
around two hours for stream!
>watching the show
Lets play a game. We are going to create a fanfic. you are only allowed to use 3 words at a time. Lets see where this goes. Ill start.
>Once upon a...
>>27042076
Big black dick
>>27042076
Time Spike was
>>27042085
looking for a
I am pretty sure this is the first thread about Sunburst in /mlp/. If not, please post it.
I want more of him, everywhere.
Please help me out fellow pony weirdos.
>Sunburst is researching the ancient spells of lust and romance deep within his study. Now, if only needs a test subject.
BTW OP is gay as fuck.
Sorry for being so bluntly obvious, too.
>>27041990
>first sunburst post
wrong
>researching spells
too bad he can't preform them
but i agree, i want to cuddle the hell out of sunburst, he is the best sunbutt
>>27041990
Sunburst is top tier qt.
Sundump
Last thread: http://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/26906892/
I'm not going to bother with the prompt, shoot me.
>>27003809#
>Can you smell it?
>The stink of two abominations like yourself permeates the air, and there is a blister of raw magical power that overwhelms all other astral senses.
>Looking into Cadances mind again, you get to listen closely to Twilight and the others chatter, and you make sure to send Cadance all your fond memories of ripping apart ponies so she can't tell them that.
>The psychological struggle rages, and you feel her pushing back against you.
>Multitasking, you rub her belly with your claw, forcibly making her muscles relax.
>Almost like Stockholm, she is too focused on your mental assault to control her body, and it takes its own course of action.
>In fact, you'd say she's physically responding well, hiking her back legs and drawing her forelegs to her chest, instinct driving her body to find comfort wherever it can.
>Good, the less tense she is the better; this'd be messy otherwise.
>Biting down into a spot under her ribcage, you snake your tounge around organs and muscle, gently searching for a particular blood vessel.
>You find it, and pull away for a moment, swiftly punching a hole into the artery with your tail and drinking up the magnificent sample.
>Blood, directly from the heart of the alicorn of love.
>Out of all the feedings thus far, hers has been the most potent in pound for pound strengthening, and you're getting the concentrated version.
>She whimpers, and you aren't the only two in her head anymore.
>Feeling Twilight, you see Cadance open her eyes and release the tears she's been pooling since you started mindfucking her.
>With a vicious backhand, Cadance's head pomfs into the sand.
>You get right into her grill, laughing at the shock and fear you're getting from the two.
"Twilight, coming for you last, watch friends, hahahahaha!"
>You feel the link close, and draw away from Cadances warm underside.
>Unfortunately it closed on you too, and Cadance is free of your assault on her psyche.
>>27041871
>Catching you off guard, her head raises.
>She spurts a heap of the red goo into your face, and it burns with the intensity of a thousand white hot suns of raging fury.
>You bellow in supreme pain, completely at the love magics mercy from pointblank.
>You feel it burn several lines across your face, slashing at Cadances throat and watching blood fountain out of her.
>Its not as enjoyable with the pain, and that's saying something coming from the ultimate masochist.
>You crawl backwards and paw carefully at your scorched face to take stock of the damage.
>The armor here is totally burned through, even the flesh underneath sustains heavy burns.
>However, its only where the goo got you, and you feel what almost seems to be a S from your forehead to your lower lip and a dot on your chin.
>Actually, the S is right for you, and would be backwards for anyone else looking at you.
>As if that weren't bad enough, you can feel the love sapping you of energy.
>Its at that moment the feeding kicks in, and your bones separate from each other painfully.
>Screaming in agony, you're sure everything all the way to the mouth of tartarus can hear you, and your voice becomes terrifyingly deep and predatory.
>Your back arches, you fall to the sand and buck wildly to deal with the horrible, stretching pain.
>Joints pop, muscle squelches, tendons stretch as your bones reposition and remake themselves to fit a much more lethal posture.
>When your finished, you huff some, crawling to your claws and legs.
>You're noticeably higher off the ground in this form than the last, and all of your senses have sharpened to unimaginable heights.
>Almost overwhelming at first, you struggle to keep up with the flood of sensory information.
>You no longer see sand as a sheet, but each individual grain pushing against its neighbor.
>>27041882
>The smells of the ponies mix to make a very sweet smell.
>And the flapping of wings alerts you to the coming royals, though you're not sure how to feel about that right now.
>The overload is taxing your balance, and you're having some trouble just dodging simple spells.
>Actually its hard to do anything, much less fight.
>They must've caught on to your inability, because only the day-mares engage you.
>Slowly but steadily you're getting to full capacity.
>You find that the longer you bide time, the more you're able to keep up with the punishment these two are dishing.
>The magic is intense, and it almost seems as though your resistance is worthless at this point.
>Finally, you are under full control of your senses, and you make use of the improvements.
>Using the immense strength in your augmented legs, you leap with enough force to shift the sand you jumped from, barreling into Celestia.
>You've had plenty of fun with her but she's served her purpose, its time to get on with the show.
>Viciously mauling her with four inch razors on each hand, you peel flesh from her, ripping a fair chunk from her ribs, exposing the bone.
>In a crippling punch, you break her ribcage, but before you can dive in she blasts you back a few feet, jumping away to have the real prize take her place.
>Both, now that you've caught the moon demons attention too.
>Oh this is terrific!
>A large blue bubble encapsulates the three of you, and you turn your attention to the others in the group.
>Cadance is back up, helping Luna cast the bubble, and Celestia is being healed by Twilight.
>The elements and catbird encircle the dome, spectating and cheering the demons on.
>The two in front of you nod their heads in assent to some strategy Twilight is concocting, and you wish you knew what.
>A sharp tounge whip snaps across Solars fore leg, and she burns you with a new sort of fire.
Hello, would anyone here know where to get a link for a downloadable hd copy of the censored version of the last round up (S02E14)? thanks in advance
>>27041778
Why in the world would you want the censored version?
>>27041788
for my collection
>>27041778
Yayponies, select S2, iTunes raw, then check "Display junk episodes" at the bottom of the list.
Come one, come all, to the cybernetic pony thread! In this thread we feature Robots, Cyborgs, Constructs, and etc. Including Synths, but also available in the ranges of SteamPunk and Sci-Fi styled.
So come in, drink oil, and die waiting for actual content. We probably will too.
Bump for interest
This piques my interest, however cyber related stuff doesn't seem to last long on this board if the old cyberpunk threads are any indication.
>>27042214
It's still a very fun thing to see. But considering FoE ruined it for us, we might not be able to enjoy it.
Anyone up for a Fleur de Lis thread?
Bump?
Whose life sucks more?
>>27041318
Psh, OURS.
Far and away Pinkie.
You've seen what happens when she thinks her friends don't need her around. She has like zero self-esteem.
>>27041318
Yours
bloomy a cute
sad bump
I dunno, Anon. Somehow her status as Gabe's 2nd hand cock sock has stripped her of some of her glamour in my eyes.
>>27040984
Bloom a shit
Is there any doubt that insane horse is sexiest horse?
>>27040692
She's a cute
>>27040692
Not sexiest, certainly up there though.
>>27040692
show or fanart?
fanart trixie wins, no questions asked.
show? i've only watched most episodes once, so i couldn't really say. probably twilight or fluttershy.
So /mlp/ what's the consensus on the latest episode? Good, bad, forgettable?
>>27040657
It exceeded my expectations in pretty much every way
>>27040657
Felt pretty boring and pointless.
>>27040657
>>27040664 This.
I really like CMC episodes but I was expecting something terrible because the first 3 episodes were awful.
This episode is by far my favourite in this season.
Can /mlp/ tell me how to get back into the show?
>>27040537
watch it
>>27040537
don't have high standards
>>27040542
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