Alright anon lets send a letter to Lauren Faust explaining our ideas for the new episode one word at a time.
I'll start
*Clears Throat*
Dear,
Traitor
Twilicorn
Scum
Which of the main 6 would be most likely to drink a whole bottle of Jager by themselves?
>>27062612
Jagerjack.
>>27062632
i'm drunk enough, gib pics of Jagerjack
It would be a race between pinkie and applejack with Pinkie pue winning.
Which pony would be worthy of this title?
>>27062190
The pony who made Dash cry.
Rarity.
She seems to have destroyed her own rather thoroughly.
>>27062196
/thread
Is raising the sun all Celestia good for since she lost the elements? Do they just nerf the fuck out of her or is the elements really equestrias only weapon.
Well she helped keep back the death clouds in the S6 premiere. And she fought Chrysalis...sorta
But a politician doesn't need to be the most powerful in the state, they just need to have enough power to incite fear into subjects and opponents.
>>27061956
>Well she helped keep back the death clouds in the S6 premiere.
meh
And is it immoral to actually use the crystal heart to fight the forces of nature? Yaks can deal with the snow.
>And she fought Chrysalis
Why didnt she just use the defensive spell SA used and not get her shit slapped in?
>>27061931
Hasjew loves worfing her.
As a sunfag, it hurts. Seeing her battle fucking snow, was most likely all we'll see of her for the season.
How come I'm not attracted to Starlight as I am the other ponies? I can get an erection from most of the others quite easily, but with her I don't really feel anything.
>>27061830
You're eyes have adjusted to seeing shit for so long, they're having a hard time seeing true beauty that is Starlight Glimmer.
>>27061887
This
>>27061887
*Your
What a silly mistake.
Would ponies have rap battles?
>>27061265
I don't see why not.
>>27061265
If they did it would be cringie
>>27061265
No subpony no rap.
Last i checked, no saddle arabian or zebra in Equestria except niggora.
I hurt myself today.
Oh.
>>27061174
>>27061174
how bad is your booboo?
I'm faced with an issue /mlp/
It is quite seriousShould I buy the Power Ponies or EQG Minis? Which brings you more joy to own?
>>27061038
>>27061038
Neither. Just save your money, you're going to need it later for more important things.
>>27061043
This
But if you're a /toy/ rich fag,wait for the Guardians of Harmony line.
or just buy the EG minis. They're fun on their own but I don't like EG.
The fuck did I just watch.
It started out so promising
We all thought it was promising as fuck in the hype leading up to it.
>>27060621
Lot's of ppl disliked it, but I thought it was good.
>>27060621
One thing I can't really fault was the director apart from the scene of twilight teleporting into the forest lingering on the empty forest to long it was all pretty good.
I am a artist
>>27060553
>an
>>27060553
moar of that qt
>>27060553
unf
Just who else shares this opinion other then me?
>>27060274
The best year for the fandom is whatever you think was the best year for the show.
>>27060274
Everything was better back in 2012.
Everything was better before, and it's only getting worse as the year number increases.
*sigh*, I just remember 2012 being a more active year for this fandom, nowadays it just seems like its slowly dying out :/
I've recently noticed a horrifying fact today; I only enjoy pony porn. I have tried watching regular porn now but it no longer stimulates me, how can I fix this? Is there any sort of "Pony porn anonymous" or some shit?
>inb4 kys faggot
>>27059939
I can't fap to anything but pony cock vore
help me
It's like fast food. Quit doing it and go back to normal stuff for a while and the pony thing will seem weird and gross again.
>>27059939
I have asked me that question several times, but there is always something vanilla-like that turns me on, even if I'm way past the slippery sloppery.
>tfw lesbian pov is rarer than diamonds
The only two OCs you should like.
If you support /mlp/ made OCs you're an awful person.
>>27059719
>blind feelsbait OC is actually a good character
I will agree with your point that /mlp/ OCs are usually shit.
>>27059719
>not loving stompy
>>27059727
I'm pretty sure blind pony is for black comedy not feels
Is it just me, or has the level of cancer on this board skyrocketed like 600% in the span of a month? I love a good flame war, I love some bitter commentary; I'm an agitator at heart. But even I am browsing and getting totally put off from wanting to come here anymore.
The fuck happened? Did that chode-bearing scruffy spark all of this?
>>27059403
Scruff.
>Deleted half of the board
>Made a sticky announcing that a vital part of the board is now not allowed (likely doing damage control)
>Silent scruffing of 2 or 3 sfw veteran generals
Hopefully we come back to normal activity in a week or two
>>27059403
I dunno, mang.
It's slow and full of unnecessary hostility. Not bantz, just sperg rage. Maybe things will normalize soon, but the mods exacerbated the problem when they hit legitimate threads.
>>27059403
>I am browsing and getting totally put off from wanting to come here
It's so bad I've been visiting /r9k/. The only rule the modcucks are enforcing here is no porn, I'm actually 100% sure they're telling /b/ to come shit here.
I want to _________ Princess Flurry Heart
>>27059399
Remove her wings
Then
>Rape
>>27059399
get rid of her wings, then rape.
>>27059399
Hug