Brony cringe thread
>>27114671
Back to bee, captain underage.
>>27114671
your thread is shit baka desu senpai
Why hello there dear sir, i would very much like to express my desire to copulate with this pony and Ejaculate my semen inside her to make sure she is impregnated, thank you for listening to me dear sir
hahaha, meme
thou art welcome
>>27114651
You are ever so welcome, Mr. Anon. It was my great pleasure to hear of your fantasy of experiencing sexual intercourse with this character. However, I must inform you, somewhat sadly, that she does not exist.
I know, it hurts. It hurts us all. But fear not, for we may still view the pornography.
So how DID Twilight and Rarity get through the gauntlet?
basic teleportation spell because unicorn master race
>>27114607
Magic.
>>27114620
>basic
proof when
JUST SHIP MY SHIT UP
im sorry but i have to say your ships are a shit :(
>>27114596
why is emberspike so fucking cute desu?
>>27114596
Your ships are pretty good desu.
I want a love square of Moondancer, Twi, Glimglam, and Sunburst.
Since /mlp/ hates the idea of an anime adaptation of FiM. How would you guys feel about a Korean Drama version of FiM instead? Even if it features songs from known musician such as Kim Jong Kook, Ailee, Fly to the sky, Baek Ji Young, and V.O.S.?
>>27114577
Leave.
>>27114577
>/mlp/ hates the idea of an anime adaptation of FiM
>im-fucking-plying
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0xXDlsoZIc
>>27114577
why do you faggots make a new thread everytime a different thread gives you a question?
just ask in the fucking thread that was already discussing this.
Why is she so perfect?
>>27114377
Because of all the butthurt she causes?
I haven't laughed this hard in weeks.
>>27114377
One word... handlebars
Will Sparity and/or Sperm be confirmed in the 2017 box office hit?
>box office hit
>>27114344
i was gonna say bomb but then people would get butthurt
>>27114302
Will people shut the fuck up about it before the next episode airs?
Is MLPFIM a quality show compared to Cartoon Network's classics and contemporary shows, and anime, or is it just a meme and a ok-mediocre show when looked upon objectively???
this show is way better than most bronies are willing to give it credit for, the scumbags.
>>27114209
The show is alright
CN is fucking shit and has been for years now
>>27114209
Season 1 was hella comfy and really enjoyable. Season 2 and on it's decent. Season 1 is honestly comparable to classic cartoon cartoons, season 2 and on is not.
>"Cuz it ain't there cuz storing dead niggers ain't my fucking buisness that's why!"
uno farto
>>27114135
But Twilight is black
>>27114135
Yes' we've all seen Pulp Fiction
Let's play a game, /mlp/! And then there were three...
If you don't know what's happening, catch up here: https://www.anonpone.com/tragic/
>>27114019
Last time, Holiday Special and Gutter Pup set off to take care of their rather long list of errands. First they went to Cheerilee's schoolhouse to return Goober's toy boat, but they met with some... excessive resistance from Cheerilee, which ended with the school teacher on the ground with a bloody snootle and the Royal Guard on the hunt for Holiday Special. Next, the two ponies went to the hardware store to get Holiday her much-needed paint. Again, the encounter could have gone better, but at least a fight didn't erupt this time. With all the necessary supplies to fill Flufferdry's order of birdhouses on-hoof, Holiday retreated to her workshop, where she found that Gutter Pup had quite the knack for painting! Things were beginning to look up!
...Then the Royal Guard showed up to arrest Holiday. And they would have succeeded, had the guards not forgotten to bring an arrest warrant. After they begrudgingly let Holiday go, she and Gutter Pup made their birdhouse delivery to Flusterfry, whose excessive hospitality and a much-needed free meal led to Holiday Special opening up to her and Gutter Pup, and telling them about her troubled childhood...
Day 3
2:45 PM
HP: 100%
MP: 100%
Bits: 64
Inventory: 1 apple, 1 hay bale
Status: A bit glum
This is where your quest continues.
>>27114200Is this a prompt?
>>27114284Yes. You just got some free hay from Fluttershy while you were leaving. Where to next?
Couldn't Twilight just have used her magic here?
And why was Ember surprised he risked himself to save Rarity when he risked himself to save her seconds before?
>>27113631
Plot convenience
>Couldn't Twilight just have used her magic here?
Twilight is canonically tardy.
>And why was Ember surprised he risked himself to save Rarity when he risked himself to save her seconds before?
Because ,for a dragon,ponies are inferior filthy creatures.It's like risking your life to save a rat.Or a hindu.
She's not that bad, that's why.
Why is she white?
>>27113616
Because she is dead and is in hell.
>>27113616
Is there ANY art of her where she isn't blindingly white? Maybe something where she's got a tan?
>>27113616
Because she's a marshamllow
You are Princess Celestia, High Queen of Equestria, Master of Arts Profound and Subtle, and Supreme Master of All Paperwork. Between all your titles, though, the last one is probably the most important. Balancing the budget is not fun, but it is in itself the gateway to more enjoyable and important activities. Right now, you’re observing a fiesty little project you managed to save from the icy grip of the cutting room floor: The East Ocean Exploration Company. Originally intended to be a massive fleet of ships to scope out and look for profit and friendship in the east ocean, a recent kerfuffle with an Elder Dragon and the subsequent razings has cut the slack in the budget this year and the fleet was intended to go with it.
Instead, you have found it a small nugget of discretionary funds. Ponies should know more about the world that they live in, after all. After mulling over the problem for a while, you finally decide that you should start by hoof-selecting three officers to lead it. A captain, an engineer, and a navigator. From there, you can decide other details about the voyage. But you’d best start with the captain.The Captain will be your primary character. You may switch to the other crewmembers at different points, but for the vast majority of the CYOA you will be playing as the Captain.
There are five distinct pony races, each of whom have strengths and weaknesses.
>>27113584
Earth pony
Sturdy and full-hearted, earth ponies have connections to the ground that can manifest as superior strength and durability, agrokinesis, terrakinesis, or a heightened set of senses. Some of the more extreme cases have been known to get into prophecy for the latter, but this is rare. On the flip-side, their very focused and centralized styles of magic tend to leave them less knowledgeable about the world around them.
Pegasus pony
Speedy and acrobatic, pegasi have connections to the sky that grant them flight, weather manipulation, or strange elemental affinities, although bizarre elemental attunement is rare and hard to find. However, they are relatively fragile and a single solid blow can do extensive damage to them.
Unicorn pony
Intelligent and mystic, unicorn ponies don’t a have particular type of magic, but rather can learn almost any spell, with spells less related to their cutie mark being more difficult for them to learn. Unicorns who have a cutie mark in magic exist, but they are very rare. Unfortunately, they get tired very easily from physical work and are more susceptible to ethereal attacks such as corrupting magic and mind control.
Crystal pony
Elegant and ancient, crystal ponies are specially attuned to their emotions, and generally have a particular emotion associated with them that changes the way their energy works. This energy is especially useful for charging magical artifacts and spells.The downside is this specialization means that they tend to not be very useful without spells.
Bat pony
Energetic and controversial, bat ponies are a species specially adapted for the night. They therefore have magic that gives them flight, stealth, and enhanced senses, with some of them gaining abilities best described as eldritch, though this is generally rare. However, in the daytime they have less skill and are dazed by flashes of bright light.
>>27113593
Finding a rare specimen (such as a magic-specialist) will mean less resources going ahead, but it might be worth it for you to get someone more skillful. Regardless, you can only probably afford one rare specimen. Which species will your Captain be?
http://strawpoll.me/7403359
>>27113607
Crystal, to be different.
>mfw all the closet scalies are revealing their power levels at once
>mfw Seth is probably behind at least one Ember thread
>mfw /mlp/ is trying to stop the fire from rising
>scalies
reply/10 for making me having to google that term
>mfw we discuss this on /o/ every other day
Klutztown dragon thread when?
>>27113418
here's part 2 because I'm not a faggot
>>27113245
want to remeber ember
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBMOc24_aIw
but sorrisly i have spammed ever emebr thread with >pic related and the youtube link
>"No, I'm not gonna buy that 'medicine'..."
>"Twilight said it IS illegal, and harmful"
"Do you really believe in all she says?"
>"Of course I do. She's our princess, and she only looks for our welfare"
"What about that day when she went mad just because she coudn't send a letter to Celestia?"
>"That's a misunderstanding, she though Princess Celestia would send her to kindergarten and.."
"And what about that time when 'Tirek' attacked Ponyville?"
>"T-That's not Twilight's fault..."
"But if she weren't here, nothing would've happened, right?"
>"W-Well yeah..."
"And let's not forget about Discord, who still lives here around..."
>"Eh...I...just..."
"Do you trust your princess that much?"
>"Y-Ye...yes-s..."
"Even when she never tells you what really happens here?"
>"S-She's t-the princess...s-she knows w-what she's d-doing..."
"Does she?"
>>27113182
>"Maybe you're right..."
"What makes you change your mind?"
>"Twilight...she hides a lot of thing..."
>"Why does she do it?"
"Exactly, she just pretends to be nice and charming, smiling to all ponies and saying hi"
>"M-Maybe you're right..."
"Maybe?"
>"I still don't trust you"
"C'mon, you know I'm telling the truth. If you really don't believe me, why don't we do a little test?"
>"Test?"
"Yeah, let's go with the princess and catch her lying"
>"How can we know..."
"I have my methods..."
>"A-And what are we going to do...?"
"A few simple questions that will reveal the fraud that she is"
"Also, are you still interested in my medicine?"
>>27113743
ok, im listening
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