I'm afraid of myself
>>27129233
I'd be afraid too if I only had 2 GB of porn.
>>27129233
>2 gigs
either you have exquisite tastes, or youre lazy as fuck.
>>27129233
>Not having terabytes of poni porn
Post an image that perfectly summons up a ship
>Spember
>>27128813
Why am I laughing?
Guys, it's been almost 6 entire years since the ride started, what keeps you going?
for me it'sthe promise that someday it will end and i'll be with my waifu.
>>27128343
>what keeps you going?
i still enjoy the show.
Because I love this ride
starting off with obvious one
>>27128085
....But that's wrong....
>>27128085
Only Shining x Cadance and Carrot Cake x Cup Cake are canon, quit pretending otherwise.
>>27128102
You forgot this
What level of wizard are you /mlp/?
>Im a LV.93 Red Mage w/ chastity armor and The Staff of Virgo
93 years old?
Holy shit.
>>27128051
IF there was an 93 year old horsefucker, I would honer him.
>>27128051
>Red Mage
Red mages are special, in that they can shorted the amount of time it takes normal wizards by half if their not just alone, but also autistic
Everyone can post their favorite ponies on this thread!
I like Rainbow Dash
>tfw you realize you only exist to fill a toy corporation's pink princess quota
My Little Pony: Friends Forever #30
Christina Rice (w) • Agnes Garbowska (a) • Tony Fleecs ©
FC • 32 pages • $3.99
When Twilight visits her sister-in-law Cadance in the Crystal Empire, she’s surprised to find that something is bothering her sister-in-law but she won’t say what! Twilight must find the reason behind Cadance’s loss of self-esteem before the Empire itself becomes imperiled!
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic #44
Thom Zahler (w) • Tony Fleecs (a) Tony Fleecs © • Andy Price (sc)
“Ponies of Dark Water Part 2” Our favorite ponies have gone bad and are loving every minute of it! When Twilight seeks to conquer Equestria for herself, the Cutie Mark Crusaders may be the only hope for salvation!
>Twilight must find the reason behind Cadance’s loss of self-esteem before the Empire itself becomes imperiled!
If the stability of the Empire is really that dependent on a woman's self esteem, I'm shocked it's not already in shambles.
jesus christ, IDW is taking the plunge fast and hard
Will you remember your waifu when you are 80?
>>27127678
You can't remember anything when you're dead.
Just saw the episode.
LITERALLY THE BEGINNING OF THE END FOR SPARITY.
>>27127548
Literally the beginning of ship-posting. Worse than footfags and shimmerfags all together
>>27127575
There's still more Shimmershit and footshit on the board. I could 3 Ember threads, 4 if this counts.
>>27127575
The "footfags" is literally one guy who is butthurt that anthro isn't allowed on this board.
What do your parents think of MLP?
Did your mom used to watch the old series in the 80s? Does your dad think its gay?
>>27127146
>implying my mother got pregnant with 12 years
Fuck off tyrone
>>27127146
>Did your mom used to watch the old series in the 80s?
How old do you think everyone here is?
>>27127146
My parents found out about MLP independently and think it isn't a bad show.
They also found out about EQG and their opinion is that it's fucking shit.
I think you should kill yourself, you furfag.
is there any more stuff like this, but not only for the princesses? if anyone cares to write something see >>27120571
>>27127138
Read janitor anon
>>27127138
I got a warning for doing this same thing you're doing right now, OP
bump
>>27127289
what?
What would happen if Raymond introduced his family to ponies?
>>27126995
I don't know but seeing a picture of Raymond on /mlp/ made me laugh extremely hard. He's just waving like "ayy whats up, just passing through. Don't mind me."
Fucking raymond.
some low energy reactions, a laughtrack and millions of dollars in advertisements sold
taking money from these goyim is our obligation as god's chosen people, buppee
>Marie! Come look at what your son is watching!
>He's your son too!
>Naw, my son would choose the white horse, not some dragon schmuck.
>canned laughter to fade us out
The butthurt is UNREAL
https://derpibooru.org/1135401
>>27126820
That's... kinda hot
>>27126820
You missed this one.
http://Derpibooru.org/1133727 she seems like a really sweet girl though, why do you want to trigger her?
Lulz galore...
I hear the Equestria Grills are going to summer camp in the next movie. What are your expectations?
>>27126785
It'll probably be straight-up garbo except for Shim Sham and like one or two songs like all of the other ones, but that's good enough for me
>>27126785
Most likely similar to the last three.
>Shimmer and Co. will be doing there thing
>Inconspicuous baddie does sinister things
>Baddie reveals true intentions
>Baddie becomes demon
>Sunset and Co. stop it
>Happy ending
>>27126808
But sunshit is garbage.
CYOA GREENTEXT THREAD
FIRST DUBS DECIDES WHAT DO
>You are Twilight Sparkle.
>You are standing in the middle of your library.
>What do?
>>27126688
Remember that I used to live in a comfy tree library and not a castle.
>>27126688
Allahu akbar
>>27126688
Go to sleep and end the adventure.
