>Be me, Senior victory lap student in highschool.
>finishing up work in "student resource" when really, i was just on /mlp/.
>looking up ironic memes, etc.
>The student resource is sort of like a computer room that really anyone can use.
>One day, Literal autistic kid shows up.
>he's talking with one of the teachers...
>he turn to look at my screen. I had /mlp/ open.
>"H-hey! he's looking at ponies! that means he's a brony!"
>fuckmylife.jpg
>i cringed internally.
>literally half of the people turned and looked over, half them chuckled, but i switched it over to a book summary.
>unfortunately it wasn't a book summary.
>it was /mlp/ lewd thread. with a full picture of twilight spread on her bed.
>mfw
>>27149897
>be me
totes ebin, I like it, +1
>>27149897
You forgot to mention the part where that never happened
>>27149897
Post the pic if twilight on the bed. Let's see how bad it was.
I wish Starlight wasn't in the show anymore.
>>27149605
shes now out of the show and lives with you.
No future episode features or references Starlight, but the turkey's a little dry.
>>27149605
Which granted, next episode will feature Nyx instead.
I wish the Mane 6 could be princesses too.
What's his name you say?
>>27149575
xXHomerSimpsonXx
>>27149575
Emberismywaifu1337
>>27149575
Dragonbane
Would you?
What about other Pone villains?
>>27149519
she was already spared once...what will happen if we [/Fight] her.
>>27149519
>>27149541
the fuck you waiting for? DO IT.
>>27149519
Mercy them all. Pacifist run is the only way you'll get into the pone underground when you die.
Preview for cool premise but shit art is up.
>>27149044
I hoped it would be fleece as the cover said
>>27149052
But it's time to commit sudoku
What happens?
She becomes queen of Equestria.Because we all know she's an immortal reptiloid.
>>27148966
She dies from shock.
The end.
>>27148966
She does nothing just like here on Earth.
Do you read erotic fanfics or 'clopfics'?
Do you masturbate to clop or furry porn?
>>27148934
what are these... fanfics you speak of?
No, I have a human girlfriend.
Cosplay thread
>>27148589
Banepost? Mkay.
>>27148589
That girl is almost as tall as he is, that means he's not a big guy,
>>27148641
He is for you though!
Rarity is a cuddleslut
>>27148572
So am i.
What's your point?
Nah, just a regular slut
>>27148572
Why is she cuddling with worst pony?
best poni
nuh uh
>>27148566
>background horse
>best
>>27148610
>autism horse
>best
Would you let ponefuck your cockpussy?
http://pastebin.com/uprNEH76
Wat
>>27148561
New fetish achieved, thanks.
>>27148684
You heard me, faggot. Would. You. Let. Pone.Fuck. Your. Cockpussy?
>>27149027
I'm here to spread the good word, brother.
>Symopsis: Rarity struggles to get Applejack to relax at the spa; when Twilight and Spike attempt to take over Applejack's simple farm chores, it turns out to be a more difficult job than they thought.
>It's a "Initially sounds like an Applejack episode but is probably going to focus more on Twilight's and Spikes WHACKY SHENANIGANS and Rarity's "DAAAAHLING" for 22 minutes" episode
>>27148228
As long as the WHACKY SHENANIGANS are entertaining and maybe funny it could be an alright episode.
>>27148234
this
>>27148228
>Twilight tries out her mudpony powers on AJ's farm
could be neeat
Have you ever had a dream where you pee inside you gf?
>>27147936
Ever since I was about 14.
>>27147952
>implying You had gf in 14
>>27148088
>dream
Happy belated birthday, Hitler-kun.
Think of a pony, any pony. Think long and hard about what makes this pony unique and special.
Then go here http://en.akinator.com/
Akinator knows
>>27147603
Inb4 bedNeverNEVERHAHAHAHA
>>27147603
There's bound to have been one anon to have put in every obscure oc on this board.
>>27147639
I don't know about OC's. I've only done a few oneshots and obscure background ponies and I've stumped Akinator at most three times before he finally guessed right. I'm try an OC and see.
>go to equestrian
>find ou ponys eat mostly vegetables and I don't mean potatoes or anything with a high calorie value
>those cakes pinkie makes? They don't have sugar. Sugar is very bad for them as is most human food, they aren't made out of flour either just some shit with no nutritional value
>huntkng is of course stictly forbidden
>you figure you will just eat some apples but apples for ponys are rare treats an thus very expensive
>everything is too fucking expensive since you can't survive with the amount of vegetables a normal pony data
>soon even tho you landed a job and have help from your friends you find yourself starving wlling to do anything for food
>>27147421
did he ded?
>>27147421
bread is very tasty, plentiful, and unhealthy even in its most healthy forms. don't worry anon, we'll clog your arteries yet!
>>27147421
>find Fluttershy's bear friend
>go live in the wild where you can hunt fish and eat healthy foods, maybe even find some fruits since apples are so expensive
