Alright, Spike really does need a pair of wings. How do you write the episode where it happens? Some allegory using molting in place of becoming a teenager? An epic battle? Something like what Twilight got?
>>27134053
how bout we leave some of the okay characters the WAY THEY FUCKING ARE
>>27134063
But then there's no development at all.
>>27134063
because a dragon without wings ain't a dragon.Depending on who you ask and which mythology you're following and the point of history.
>>27134053
I'd probably go with some kind of magical molting thing. Maybe something like:
>Growing Pains
>Spike's been feeling very sick, achy, and weak. Zecora knows something's wrong with Spike but doesn't know what, Twilight decides to bring him to Ember for help who notices Spike isn't growing as he should and consults her own father who details a ritual to help Spike's currently stunted growthin which he must travel out ot the sands of Tu'chanka and kill a thresher mawin which something something, and Spike basically gets subjected to Larson-y.
Utah's governor just signed a law which has labeled pornography as a health hazard. Not even kidding.
Having said that, please respect our Utahfag neighbors who clearly cannot be trusted browsing /mlp/ without turning into deviant pedos, and do not post any images of fillies as they will feed into those anons' repressed pedophilic tendencies. Thank you for your cooperation.
And, please, no Scootaloo, either. We need to keep /mlp/ clean and safe for all users.
>>27133826
>no Scootaloo,
FUCK
DA
POLICE
>tfw I live in Utah
Shit. I'm already in sexual therapy.
>>27133852
>living in Utah
>2016
You may as well just have your arms and legs removed so that you don't accidentally touch your weewee. Or, you know, move to a state that isn't fucking shit.
>Rarity is about to own 3 boutiques
>has literally only one employee
Good thing we didn't increase the minimum wage, right? Maybe she wouldn't have been able to afford to pay that one employee.
>>27133780
raritys buisness model is to make a few personalized dresses and chrarge an arm and a leg for them.
there are actual ferrari factorys that only operate when someone orders one
>>27133780
>using Starlight to soapbox about overpaying grunts
Faux pas, friendo.
>>27133864
>implying the amount of work Sassy Saddles puts in mirrors that of a common "grunt"
How would you befriend your favorite pony?Bonus points if you write a short green about it
i'd bait her with hayburgers and books
>Walk up to pone
>Say hello to pone>Remind pone that she's supposed to be making new friends and offer to become a new friend
>Become friendNow I want you to play a game, who is my favourite pone?
>>27133467
Honestly I'm not sure how it'd play out... though Starlight would certainly take interest in a strange sentient creature with no knowledge of her past, since there'd be a clean slate and not as much fear or anxiety. I'd want her to reveal her past, all the same; just to get it out of the way. We'd read books together, play board games, take relaxing walks, maybe go out to dinner. Pretty simple stuff. I can imagine her following me all over the castle, considering how bored and lonely she must get at times.
Over time, she might start taking risks by purposely walking in on me after I'm out of the shower, or asking timidly if she can see my dong. Maybe we'd even mutually masturbate together while Twilight's away, once we've built up enough trust? Who knows?
Post your headcannons.
>>27133465
MLP doesn't exist
Anon fell in a coma after a terrible accident and everything he sees is a coma induced dreams, including his weird passion for a show for little kids about minit talking pastel colored horses.
Like a comforting memento of child years
>>27133465
>that equestria is real
that we watch ponyvile as a tv show
while in equestria
they watch us as a tv show
prove me wrong
>>27133540
>innocent and qt pones obsessing over a show featuring self-destructive monkeys leading boring lives in massive, grey cities, as the condition of their world is steadily getting worse and worse.
Srsly man that'd be fucking weird
https://boards.fireden.net/v/thread/334846176/
WHERE WERE YOU WHEN BARNEYFAG GOT BTFO
>>27133414
Here, not giving a fuck.
Next question?
>>27133414
Barneyfag has infinite supply of proxies. This was a meaningless ban. They even tried range banning him at one point and that didn't work.
>>27133438
well it did, but it also banned a bunch of anons who didnt do anything wrong.
Are these available for purchase, and if so where at?
ToysR'Us
>>27133098
Also, make sure you have a store clerk measure your dick size first, so you get one that fits.
>>27133077
>Crotchtits
>Vaginal zipper
Man this one comes with the whole package!
I'm genuinely curious, but some guy over on Derpibooru claims Starlight is blushing after hugging Sunburst. Pic is the moment he capped to support his claim, but I was wondering if anyone here would also be able to confirm. If it's true, Glimmerfags could risk losing their waifu.
>>27133055
Well, that pic shows a visible blush, if you ask me.
She looooves him
she wants to kiiiss him
>>27133055
I'm not concerned. Sunburst is a huge fag.
>First ten episodes announced
>Five episodes in, only one actually memorable
>"Explore Equestria" has amounted to "let's go to Manehattan a lot, and this one other place"
>Shitloads of Starlight Glimmer episodes
>Knowing that Flutterbro is coming, and with it another generic Fluttershy episode
I'm usually optimistic about the show, but it has been very underwhelming this season.
>SoL episodes are forgettable by /mlp/ standards
despair.jpeg
I actually really enjoyed the Gift of Maud Pie and the opener was alright, different but alright.
>>27133091
These SoL episodes were. They were no Amending Fences or Suited for Success, that's for sure.
Whom do you think sunset prefers?
>>27132682
Nyx
>>27132682
Certainly not twilight
>>27132682
SciTwi, pony Twi is usually busy and will stay in Equestria. Plus long distance relationships just suck
>b-b-but the dragon lands are full of...dragons and they're ghastly creatures!
jesus christ rarity
>>27132400
Well...they were when she visited them the first time in Dragon Quest, so you can't really blame her
>>27132424
I can say the same thing about the last time i visited a ghetto anon
>>27132557
I went to the spaghetto once.
Now spaghetti falls out of my pockets.
>As far we know, Rainbow Power seams the most powerful force in equestria
>The map in Twilight's castle is said to be tied to everything in Equestria
>The Crystal Heart takes the love and happiness from those around it then shoots a beam that makes people crystal and spreads love across Equestria
>Celestia and Luna just keep the ball rolling
What if Twilight's destiny is to achieve total harmony between all creatures in Equestria, have them all feed love into the crystal heart while also feeding rainbow power into the heart to supercharge it and having the following blast tie everything in Equestria into the same force that gives ponies their magical properties and cutie marks?
>>27132337
what if I cock vore rainbow dash then cum rainbows for the rest of my life?
>>27132337
So basically the synthesis ending of Mass Effect 3?
>>27132337
You are my today kek master.
>Our music is a bomb and it's about to blow!
What did they mean by that?
>>27132187
They're saying that Sunset Shimmer sucks.
Let's just say you shouldn't go to the concert tomorrow if you're in Canterlot.
>>27132187
That their music is going to blow.
Tfw mares aren't real
>>27131938
Yes they are you fucking shitter, what do you think a female horse is called
>>27131980
Weird dogs?
>tfw mares are real
Not-that-popular mare thread
>>27131805
my friend's OC
>>27131805
not that popular right okay here ya go!
Can someone clean her fur? She looks all messy
