Hi /mlp/ so im feeling kinda down right now becouse i like a girl in my class that is like 16 and we talk a lot and stuff , and recently i founded out that she likes a boy called Mark, after that i talked to her about him and she said she really likes im and stuff .So i asked her if she would like to go on a date with him but becouse she is really bad on that stuff i decided to get mark and her together
After 2 weeks they are together now and
im alone and quite sad actually
But everything that makes her happy makes me happy
So.. Well anybody has any funny pony pictures to cheer me up?
Sorry for the story i had to say it
Random pic of derpy
Sorry for the bad english..
>>27163815
Dude, shut the fuck up. We get this 'oblivious newfag' act like every day.
>>27163815
How does one enter the internet?
>>27163815
memes
Mlp in other media thread
>>27163760
Without a translation it's kinda meaningless.
>>27163907
>he hasn't read Watamote
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TyapPo6ZpOk
PIC RELATED BECAUSE IT'S THE ONLY PIC OF TRIXIE I HAVE ON HAND!
>>27163582
We've had a thread about this
As long as Trixie has 0 alterior motive be making friends this episode will be a 10/10. I want an episode where Miss Friendship is fucking wrong for once.
>>27163599
remember make new friends but keep discord?
what does she even see in her?
>>27163534
Did you mean he?
>>27163534
Who knows, but hopefully this is the season when he sees that there are other potential girls that are more suitable than rarity.
>>27163534
He's pussy whipped, and he isn't even getting any pussy.
It's a common affliction that effects approximately 99.67% of all males across all species.
In 60 seconds, even if you're not a good artist, draw any MLP character you want as fast as you can and as best as you can.
Then once your done, come back here, and post it along with the name of the character you drew.
GO!
good night /mlp/
>>27163283
good night, fag
Good Night, Flutter Butter. I hope you have good dreams.
>>27163283
Fucking kill yourself.
Prologue
I lived my life one day at a time, then Dashie changed everything. The times we had were great. She would piss me off, I would smack her, she would piss me off more, I would rape her, she would piss me off even more, and I would drive her away, leaving me alone in my dark, dismal life of never ending depression and suicidal thoughts to the point of having to gather a small gang of shitty mercenaries to go to space and get her back. Good times.
Chapter 1
Right off the bat
I sat there on my knees, cradling her body. Bullets and blaster bolts whizzed by my head. This was certainly not a safe work environment.
“Stop the fight!” I hollered. The shooting stopped and the dust settled. It fels silent, besides a subtle cough from one of the soldiers.
“Well I guess that means we can all go home,” one of them said. There were a few mumbles of agreement from the rest. In agreement, everyone nodded and started out the door. Including my gang. That just left me. Me and her.
“Oh Dashie, I'm so sorry,” I sobbed into her bleeding body. The foul stench of her fur made me feel nostalgic of the good times we had together, smacking and raping her. It only made my extraordinarily manly tears come forth harder. Then I had an idea. “You! Teleport me to the nearest space hospital.” I yelled behind my diminishing man tears. The space barmaid (With the big ol’ titties) I was pointing at looked startled for a second then her expression changed to a smile.
“Sure,” she replied, still holding the odd smile, “but it'll cost you.”
“Ugh, how much?”
“One dollar.”
“Fine. Damn extortionist.” I whip out a dollar from my tattered pocket and hand it to the space barmaid.
“Kay thanks bye,” she says quickly before waving her hand and whisking me off to the nearest space hospital like a good big tittied lady.
>>27162967
Is this the sequel to that autistic story?
>>27162967
Chapter 2
Only the third best
The wait at the hospital was absolutely fucking boring. No one would see dashie for several hours, they didn’t have space wifi, and the only magazines they had were Vogue and Woman's Life. What terrible customer service, right? I ended up trying to flirt with this redhaired bitch with tentacles for arms but I couldn’t get her to give me a tug. I’ve always wanted to feel a tentacle on my dick, but I digress.
“The doctor is ready to see on miss Dashie,” another sexy tentacle bitch with a vagina where her mouth is supposed to be and a mouth where the vagina is supposed to be steps in with a clipboard.
“It's about mother fucking time,” I pipe up, dropping one of the magazines I was masturbating to.
“I'll take her, you'll have to stay here. Don't worry, we have our third best doctor taking good care of her.”
“Only third best? What about the other two?”
“Oh our best space doctor was infected by a ravenous space disease and had to be put down by some mad scientist and his grandson and our second best is at the local space police precinct debriefing on another space matter involving said scientist’s son in law, also he couldn't really be bothered. So third best will have to do.
“I guess that makes sense. Well, I'll be here, rubbing a massive one out to these magazines.”
“Alrighty then, just finish into this vile. We need all the donations we can get, to feed Suzy over here,” He pointed to the tentacle woman behind the front counter. She waved her erotic tentacles. That got me thinking, if she ate cum, how come she wouldn't jerk me off? That's just rude. I am a healthy young neckbeardly man and it is my belief that I deserve some medical assistance. Fucking octopus squid bitch couldn't help paint the walls white.
>>27162967
?
>"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell the tears of Pinkiefag scum."
Comic Thread
>Post any /mlp/ relater comics.
>because magic?
>series called My Little Pony
>the 2nd most important character is a dragon
>>27162698
This is shitposting, right? Spike is important, but far from 2nd most important.
Spike has been around since gen 1
>>27162698
Thank biased writers. Faust wouldn't have let that happen.
So what kind of context do you think pic related will happen the show?
>>27162594
The same as Applejack's truck
None. It will happen in a spinoff movie/series that probably won't affect the show much if at all. It's registered as a service mark rather than a trademark, so one of the two listings for the line is definitely some sort of show or something.
>>27162594
>"You are pathetic, without a horde to protect I can crush you like the bug that you are!"
"I have a horde, it is called Equestria!"
>Cue transformation
why the fuck is their no green about applejack keeping anon as a pet, milking his dick with a machine thinking he's an animal?
pic somewhat related
>>27162318
Probably because it's fuckin' stupid. And you should kill yourself.
>>27162318
cuz your body doesnt produce nearly enough cum to sustain any real flow with just one person.
i could see a futurama situation where she harvests it and tells people its like a potent aphrodisiac.
This is possibly the most autistic idea I've ever heard.
Show me something pony-related that i haven't seen before
>>27162038
Did you just bump your own thread 5 minutes after it was made? Are you retarded?
>>27161975
Discord with gains
>>27162060
>people who don't watch mlp think maymays are new shit
Get a load of this guy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87EdsBqHVSE
>>27161840
holy shit kek
>>27161840
OP, please give my sides back.
>>27161840
It's funny because I bet this guy frequents this board.
you wat you lose
>>27160981
Qt trap, post more
