I think Scientist Sunset is a qt
>>27189788
Born again Christian shimmer > Fedora tipping atheist scientist shimmer.
Fite me
>>27189830
>shoving your headcanon onto fictional characters
We have to assume that all of the girls are Atheists unless specifically stated that they are mentally disabled or otherwise unintelligent.
>>27189958
>assuming they're atheists when it's never been mentioned
That would be a headcanon retard
How's about we get a cringe thread going?
https://reddit.com/r/confession/comments/15gkah/im_a_clopper_a_consumer_of_pornography_based_off/
>>27189490
how is this cringe
>>27189490
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBAtAM7vtgc
>>27189490
Enjoy OP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eU1uTpaXYyU
What happens?
>>27189185
He sends spike and ember back to hell
>>27189185
Nothing.
>>27189185
The Mane 6 redeem him
what is the surprise?
>>27188871
That they are all males.
she have a dick
>>27188880
/thread
What do you think the EqG world actually is?
Some people call it the human world but I don't buy it. Some people cite shows like Doug or the Simpsons as to why the characters are multicolored, to avoid race n shit but I don't buy it. In those shows you have characters with pretty much human names and a setting that is pretty much similar to ours. You don't have characters with pony names or places named after equestrian. The characters are pony colored and based on zecora's official EqG art, she has stripes, I'd go as far and say they're equine colored.
I'd wager they're meant to be pony people and if that's the case how did they xome about?
We know the city it takes place is called Canterlot so it may share some connection to equestrian.
The lore for EqG is pretty much non existent so maybe in the next movie they expand a bit
It exists on its own shard of existence, floating across spacetime; dreamed into existence by Celestia and her sister, kept intact by narrative constants (In The Beginning, 101 Beginner Tropes, Bad Guys Wear Leather Jackets And Wear Skull Jewellery, et al), and indirectly influenced by the Hasbro corporate executive due to quantum.
Celestia and Luna know the truth of their own shard, as do the other Celestias and Lunas. Those rare souls who somehow achieve knowledge are themselves dreamt out of existence, and the story continues working everything out so Everyone Lives Happily Ever After.
>>27188052
Took me some time to take in ...
>>27187586
I like to call them as Humanes, an alien humanoid being with very varying coloration, whose culture mostly resolves around pasture animals, with the major regions aligning itself with horses. The planet is called Humanos, with condition similar to Earth, but instead of continents, it is formed by a massive pangea surrounded with smaller islands
The largest empire is the Humannica, a bimonarchy who governs and edict laws helped by a Grand Court. Humannica had archieved a complete proxy domination over the world, by controlling the remaining nations uch as Zebrafrica and Yakyakistan under its commonwealth.
Their belief system is basically a thinly-veiled attempt to patheonize the showrunners and show history, where a long time ago, the Hasboride Kingdom's newest priestess, Faust, came up with a new reform towards the empire long standing tradition to worship the Creator of Humanes and Horses, Zacherley. The new belief spread very fast, even piercing through the border of the kingdom and helps pacify and integrating the Fuhairy and Adullet barbarians. This new belief is called Faustian.
However, after 26 moons of prosperous preaching, the new Exzecutive Dynasty rulers banish her on the grounds of treachery. Various barbarian shamans and clerics, all tries to fill the gaps left behind by Faust after she dissappear after a prophetic falling star. This new, jumbled mess of 'Belief' is called Fandam/Fandom
Lastly, a longtime priestess and a former friend of Faust, Meghan, backed with the remaining court religious officials, cemented a new set of belief called Canon (More popularly called as Meghanism) which is approved by the ruling dynasty.
CHS is located in Canterlot District (not to be confused with the capital, who is also called Canterlot), in the City of Amarerica. Before the appearance of alleged 'horseangels' the school is well known for its principals, where both of them are tribute performers to the current ruling bimonarchs.
*yawn*
Oh, good morning, Twilight. I know it's pretty late to be waking up, but ever since you've taught me how wonderful inequality could be, my eyes have been completely opened. I realize that I'm much better being a NEET and that other ponies are much better at being wagecucks. What shall I do today? Learn magic? Philosophy? The history of Yakyakistan? Or maybe I'll spend the day basking in Celestia's glorious sunlight.
Speaking of which, shouldn't you be at work? I'm sure you have plenty of work to do. Can't disappoint Celestia when she's entrusted you with such a great responsibility, can you? I know how hard it must be, but just think of your legacy. Ah, well.
Another day, another bit.
>>27186622
Wagies. When will they ever learn?
>>27186622
lol, what is this even?
Is this supposed to be /pol/ shitposting? You know that's at least supposed to make some sense, right?
You good goys still out there for some Thingpone action?
what is this pone about? drinking cider and having three eyes?
>>27185494
I was born ready
Female Equines of Unusual Proportions Edition
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Starting Prompt:
> You are a colt, moving to a new country outside of Equestria.
> It is mostly populated by mares, due to fail safes in their people's evolution.
> The country has existed for as long as Equestria, if not possibly longer.
> Now, another thing you should be aware of about these mares' evolution.
> They tend to be much bigger than the average Equestrian mare, and they grow bigger depending on how much love they feel towards ponies.
> This happens because their home is much more dangerous than Equestria, being under almost constant attack by wildlife.
> They need to be bigger in order to protect their families and loved ones.
> Some are also just naturally larger.
> Unfortunately, this doesn't fair well for you, as they can also be a danger.
> You have to be careful no to be stepped or sat on by the larger ones, while being cautious of the wildlife.
>>27178277
> Ah... a wonderful start to your second day of your journey in this new land. You've already befriended several locals, and one offered to share their bed with you.in a completely non-sexual way
> And that wonderful feeling is squished as the pony that you were sleeping on, Rose, rolls over in her sleep, trapping you underneath her belly and her hind legs. Her light snoring continues.
> What do you do?
>>27178284
hide your morning wood
>>27178284
Tickle her to get ourselves free
>You are Anon.
>You work hard in the day shift of the Sweet Apple Acres Bar.
>Life is good for you.
>You have a nice apartment.
>You get an awesome pay.
>You look great.
>Too bad everyone only acknowledges you only as a virgin.
>Yeah that's the only bad part about this job.
>Everyone (except your boss) makes fun of you for being a virgin.
>They point and laugh at you for never having sex.
>Hell you haven't even seen a naked girl before.
>You can't help it though.
>Not your fault though.
>You were raised in a clean house.
>And even when your by yourself in an apartment, if the owners even catch a glimpse of you owning porn, you would be kicked out.
>But now you finally devised a plan.
>You know about the after hours.
>People always talk about the hot chicks that strip to gain some cold hard cash.
>So you decided.
>Starting tonight.
>You're going to work the after hours shift!
>>27166704
Its ok OP, once you get out of high school they stop caring and the teasing will stop
>>27166759
Anon, why would you lie to him like that.
>>27166704
>came for the AJ image
>stayed for the interest
Hmmm....
>>27166789
This, seriously.
For coming up with ideas/stories that fit or feel appropriate to be canon
>>27163544
every time twilight leaves the room everyone should ask where is twilight
>>27163544
Don't you kind of already have a thread here?
>>27139805
>>27163544
>Spike and Big Mac's Bogus Adventure
>While Twilight and friends are off solving friendship problems, Spike and Big Mac find themselves in an increasingly ludicrous scenario all for want of a nail. (Time travel, lasers, dinosaurs, aliens, and the end of the world are involved somewhere.)
>Any Dream Will Do
>Getting together for a chat, Sunset Shimmer, Trixie, Glimmer, and Moondancer can't help but feel jealous over how Twilight is the favorite and devise a plan to get rid of her and her technicolor dreamcoat.
>>27163435
hahaha, dashfag memes
>>27163443
But I'm a girl anon and I really want RB to cum deep inside me with his big, thick and hot horse dick.
I want to give Rainbow Blitz completely accurate information about human culture and be totally not gay with him.
A mini-prequel to https://www.anonpone.com/unique/22749832#navbar
[No prior knowledge is strictly needed to play. This takes place before the events of the previous CYOA and focuses on a different character.]
>Your name is Lovesick. You're an Earth pony mare from a noble family.
>Well, your Aunt and Uncle were Nobles. No one has told you anything about your real parents.
>You are part of...what is more or less the army to your small little kingdom of Carcossane. Nestled deep in a gorge, it was once a prosperous and advanced city, boasting tech that made nearby Equestrians envious.
>That time is no more however. Civil war has broken out. You don't care for the details, all you know is that there are 'terrorists' who blew up an important refinery and you weren't going to sit idle as ponies suffered. Because now half the city is enveloped in a yellow cloud of poisonous gas.
>You were sent in, along with a few others, to find any survivors and try to rescue them. Up until know, you haven't seen a single soul.
>It seems they found you first though.
>Cut off your the rest of your group, you suddenly stumble across a Mare wrapped in tattered rags from head to hoof in the middle of a cramped hallway.
>Odd, stiff, and black protrusions stick out of cracks in her wrapping, making her look like a monstrous Scarecrow.
>For a moment she stands still. Not perfectly straight, but leaning forward as if she is struggling to keep upright.
>Then, before you could even properly react, the mare had lunged at you at an impressive speed and accompanied with paralysing screech. She sunk her surprisingly sharp teeth into your neck without you even being able to defend yourself!
>In the insuring shock you ended up dropping your rifle to the ground and scream in pain and fear.
>Mental State: Shaken
>If your mental state decays too much, you shall go insane and the game will end.
>Usually lowered by physical trauma or emotional distress but I'll tell you if it'd drop for any other reason.
>It's all over
I'm sad about this.
But I'm also overjoyed that we will at least get some closure from this oneshot.
>>27162754
Do we have a side arm? A sword or something?
Get the attacker off ASAP
>>27162754
Kick it away. We are an earth pony after all.
>>27162824
>>27162843
>The shock of the attack and the bloodloss is making your thoughts sluggish and forgetful.
>No...you do have a knife. It's just holstered to your chest. You can't reach is now that she's pressing up against you and limiting your neck movement.
>With a grunt you bring your forehoof up and punch the monster, aiming for where you think the eyes should be under her facewraps. With a first strike that you put all your energy into, you plunge it into a soft wet flesh underneath the wrappings.
>The scarecrow mare screeches with every desperate hit. Sometimes in your pain and wooziness you miss and feel bits of those still black growths on her body break off with your strike. They weak crumble to your touch.
>That seems to cause the mare to freak out more than the hits to the eye do.
>It must have been only a few seconds, but eventually the mare let's go of her bite on your neck and stumbles back in pain. Only she didn't fully let go, and as she pulls away you felt her pulling on your wounds slightly.
>You stumble to the ground and grasp your injured neck. Your prized military uniform is stained in your blood as it drips down your chest.
>And there, just right in front of you, lies your discarded rifle on the floor..
>The mare has stopped backpedaling and is starting assume her pounce stance.
What happens?
Didn't we have this thread yesterday?
>>27160337
What do you mean?
>>27160350
what I mean is, didn't we have a thread that asked "[insert person/people here] in Equestria, what happens?" yesterday?
A sequel for Crystal Warlock; Quest set in Sombraverse.
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>You awake as a golem inside the Crystal Castle.
>You make friends with a colt named Trampled Flower.
>You decide to help the colt reach the throne room.
>You pass as manners of traps on your way to the throne room.
>You have a serious discussion with Fair Trade, current Vizier.
>You agree to attempt a saving operation of your captured friend, current Legate.
>Scarab Amber, Trampled’s friend, has a day to leave the boundaries of the Crystal Empire.
>You have about an hour to gather supplies and prepare for your journey.
“You two sound close,” you notice with a fade of a smile.
Trampled Flower blinks at you; his eyes dart away instantly. Scarab Amber raises her hoof to her forehead and exclaims, “Oh, you can’t even imagine! Friends since the sunrise of our foalhood, closer than any brother or sister ever could! Oh, all perishes and perils I’ve saved him from! You can’t even imagine!”
Trampled Flower rolls his eyes, “You are exaggerating. Also, your scarf is…”
He doesn’t get to finish; just as he feared, the bronze skinned filly stumbles upon her long cloth wear. Her front legs trample upon the ground with a loud, albeit hollow, impact. She huffs: “What a travesty…”
You help her up. She courteously thanks you with a bow and a nod. Trampled Flower catches the scarf into his hooves and quickly rolls it between them. He snarls:
“Care to remind me how many times I asked you to give me this thing for a cut and a hem?”
“Oh, the times forgotten by the haze of ages,” she begins. She stops, catching Flower’s annoying gaze. Scarab Amber sighs, “About… three, maybe four times in total, Trampled.”
Friends… Such a simple world, but how much energy and magic there is in it. You miss your friends…
“We have to get some of those “water crystals”,” you say, breaking their friendship moment. Despite the fact that you hate yourself for doing this, you have things to do and barely any time for it. It is also quite painful for you to see.
“They are either exchanged in the market,” Trampled Flower answers you with a quick nod; this kid is quick to acknowledge the current situation. He continues, “Or we can get them on the plantations. There’s one on the very edge of the Frozen North borders, because… well-“
“The flowing and gracious Pegasus ponies will no longer create rain clouds for us,” Scarab Amber finishes.
It was pretty obvious; why would they carry with their duty during the war? It is a bit unexpected that the Frozen North produces actual rain; as long as you remember you have either seen snow or hair in its borders.
“Can we get there in time?” you ask your companions.
Trampled Flower rubs his chin, “Well, maybe if we run…” He glares back at Amber, his glance of concern, “I don’t want to risk us overstaying the hour the Vizier gave me… her. I’d suggest going to the market and asking for the crystals and what else there. Ponies won’t like you or the Vizier for that but…”
He doesn’t finish but, you understand perfectly well what he is trying to say. Will you care if they’ll hate you?
>What do you do now?
>>27157733
>She huffs: “Unacceptable...”
FTFY
>>27157741
I know we might be disliked, maybe even hated for appearing out of nowhere and requisitioning stuff, but I don't think we have much choice here. All of those ponies will be better off if we succeed. Then they can lynch Vizier or something.
War is Coming Edition
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>>26706890
Twisted Desires Pastebin
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Knifey said he wasn't feeling too good, but he might return to us one day. Check his story out here
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>>26885126
>Opening your eyes you see yourself standing on top of a hill
>The sky is black and the wind is blowing
>This feels more like a nightmare than a dream
>Man even in your sleep, you can't shake this feeling
>You hear something happen behind you
>Turning around you see Umbra come through the portal
>She looks around
>"This is a little... Darker." Umbra says before looking at you
"I'm worried, can you blame me?"
>She smiles at you
>"Just relax." Umbra says "We're gonna get through this."
>You take a deep breath
>She's right
>You can get through this
>Suddenly you hear a thunderous noise off in the distance
>"Right on time." Umbra says
>"ANONYMOUS!" You hear her yell
>JUST STAY CALM!
>Looking up in the sky you see both Celestia and Luna flying towards you
>Celestia doesn't look too pleased
>When her eyes get set on Umbra, she flies right at her
Got distracted with dumb bullshit
>>27127516
>Anon getting ready to fight
>>27127516
>"YOU!" Celestia yells as she dives right at you and Umbra
>"MOVE!" Umbra yells before pushing you out of the way
>You both narrowly avoid Celestia
>As she flies by, you swear that you see a trail of embers behind her
>Celestia lands and spins around
>"Well that's one way to greet somepony." Umbra says "What's wrong, Celestia? Aren't you happy to see me?!"
>Celestia makes an irritated sound and she charges at Umbra
>Umbra does the same and the two lock horns
>You see Luna beginning to try something so you stand in front of her to stop her
"Not this time."
>Looking back you see Umbra and Celestia trying to kill each other
>"How DARE you send your dogs to Canterlot!" Celestia asks "Who do you think you are?!"
>"Just like how you sent Discord to get Anonymous?!" Umbra yells "You have NO right to talk!"
>The two mares continue to try to overpower each other you can only see both of them getting angrier
>"So Celestia, did you see that MY beloved isn't under a spell?!" Umbra asks
>"Silence!" Celestia says "I won't accept it, not now, not ever!"
>"So you DID see!" Umbra says "Tell me, Celestia, do you see now who his heart truly yearns for?!"
>"I SAID SILENCE!" Celestia yells
>You see Celestia break away and fly back
>Luna flies over next to her sister
>You look between the mares
>Both Umbra and Celestia look like they're about to unleash hell on your mind
>"I'm going to defeat you." Celestia says "And just like your brother, I'm going to seal you away. Then after you're gone I'll take control of your empire."
>You see Umbra show her pearly whites in anger
>You step forward
"Then you're going to have to seal me away too." You say "I can't and won't let you do this!"
>Holding out your right hand, Rebellion comes out of the ground and into your hand
