Has the show ever legitimately help you make friends or improve friendships in any way?
No.
>>27209909
/thread
>>27209887
Nope, I do it all on my own. The show is only good for porn now.
The way I see it, it goes like this:
1) Twilight
>Princess: gets endless tax revenue and a multi-billion bit castle
2) Rarity
>Successful store owner with a rapidly expanding business. She can also find gems.
3) AppleJack
>Although much of her money is invested in supporting her large family, she always cleans up nicely when cider season rolls around. Should she run into financial trouble, she also has a huge network of relatives to fall back on.
4) Pinkie Pie
>Has a regular job at SugarCube Corner with a steady income, and gets a large payout every time she's contacted to put on a party. It's a living, although she doesn't have much upward career potential.
5) Rainbow Dash
>She spends most of her days lounging about, but gets a moderate income as a weather manager. Luckily living in a cloud house, she doesn't really need all that much to get by. She has real career potential later in life as a possible Wonderbolt
6) Fluttershy
>A hippy who lives in a shack in the woods with a bunch of animals. Maybe gets a dime here and there as a vet
Nyx is the richest by far
>>27209613
I guess AJ can vary depending on wether or not your talking her net worth or how much she can actually spend on herself. The farm would have thousands of bits but aj mightnt even have a thousand
>>27209613
Twilight was probably richest from the start. Her house in canterlot is nice.
>twilight gets endless tax revenue
Lol no
>looking for clopfics in FIMfiction
>title catches my attention
>CONTAINS: Futa, cock expansion, anthro
Why does this happen everytime? What ever happened to the good ol regular horse pussy and ponut getting fucked by tentacles?
>>27209527
The weebs took it all
>>27209527
>clopfics in FIMfiction
>It's another one of Megapones trash fetish fics.
Why are Twifags and Dashfags the worst fans?
Everyone else is cool but them
>>27209490
Twifags are cute
dashfags are arrogant bronies with a shit-tier dyke waifu
>>27209490
Dash isn't bad
her fans are
and twi attracts the wing debate
>>27209536
this tbqh family
I wonder if it's even possible for a pony to fall in love with a human. They're just so different to us in every way
>>27209469
It happened already in canon.
>>27209516
>movies
>canon
>not ignored EU shit
>>27209469
>You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals~
They will fall in love the hot monkey dick. Come on Anon, it's like you've never read a single green in your life.
Let’s get hypothetical.
You’re a writer who’s been going at it for a bit now. You really enjoy what you do and put your blood, sweat, and tears into each story. One day, you decide to post it in a random thread to get some feedback.
Just one problem: no takers.
You wonder if you should even bother writing; you decide to quit and move on to something else.
If that story applies to you, then hold your horses. If all you wanted was feedback, to improve your writing skills a bit, or maybe just see how others do it, then you’ve come to the right place. There are a few rules, however:
>Posting the story directly in the thread is preferred over a link to Pastebin, FiMFiction, etc.
>One story at a time.
>Don’t be a dick or asshole when reading or critiquing.
>All stories posted within the thread must be pre-written.
This thread’s purpose is to encourage writefags all over /mlp/ to write. We’re laid back here. Post what you want as long as it’s pone related. We’re not all “STOREEEYS ONLY!” We discuss topics such as writing techniques, interesting tropes, and bring forth story ideas. Let’s have fun.
>>27209204
Tips and links:
Things you should know about before writing clop:
Vhatug’s tips for anatomically correct clop and squash soup:
http://pastebin.com/g4VpEg4f
http://www.literotica.com/s/erotic-synonyms (Because using dick, balls, and pussy just isn’t enough to get the reader off. Remember, the reader cums first.)Had to. Puns are awesome.
Things you should know about writing:
Clever’s Tips on How to Write Short Stories: http://pastebin.com/GGBkxi7e
How to into writing: http://pastebin.com/V1ujiyJt
Writing rules from Navarone: http://pastebin.com/bnMmZ2T3
Ezn’s Guite to writing Fanfiction: http://eznguide.neocities.org/
Writing Book for beginners: https://mega.co.nz/#F!pwo21SKA!dljqCUmOhkwLX3x9_ApEgQ
Help for creating OC characters: http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/ocguide/
A few authors from different threads should you seek inspiration from their stories:
Flutterrape general’s writers: http://pastebin.com/eG8iY7Wy
Active AiE general writers: http://pastebin.com/mVG33ERX
PiE general’s writers: http://pastebin.com/Mgd0QuNy
>“How do I cure my writer’s block?”
Magic.
>“FUCK YOU ANSWER THE QUESTION!”
There’s no one way to cure it, but, if you can’t write, you may as well read stories. There’s more to writing than writing; there’s reading too, and that helps. Check some of the links above.
Try the following (keep in mind this won’t work for everyone):
-Figure out when it’s the best time for you to write.
-Fap then write*.
-Write anyway, and allow yourself to write shitty stories. More often than not, the block is the fear of it being bad. That’s what editing is for.
-Seriously, drink coffee. It’s a writer’s best friend.
-Listen to music while writing.
*Unless you’re writing clop, then listen to your boner.
Here's some new stuff that didn't fit in the second post.
A couple writing podcasts:
http://www.writingexcuses.com/
http://typehammer.com/podcast/
An archive of how to write pretty much anything:
https://curiosityquills.com/limyaael/
An idea generator:
http://writers-den.pantomimepony.co.uk/writers-first-lines.php
A worldbuilding forum:
http://worldbuilding.stackexchange.com/
>>27209254
Neat.
The Hugo awards have recently nominated The Cutie Map Parts 1 and 2 for an award for Best Dramatic Presentation (Short Form). For those of you who don't know about the Hugo awards, they mainly give awards out to best science fiction and fantasy works over the previous year.
It has some serious competition from the likes of Doctor Who and Supernatural, but to be included in such a list is an honor in of itself!
http://midamericon2.org/home/hugo-awards-and-wsfs/2016-hugo-finalists/
>>27209015
I'd fucking laugh if it beat out all those other shows
imagine the butthurt
Pastebin
https://pastebin.com/JFDZYYBu
>>27208939
>Humans in a Pony Board
you first,OP.
>>27208957
/mlp/ - pony: a place to post humans since 2012!
Princess Flurry heart is the problem and not the solution.
>>27208920
Is the solution to feed her semen instead of milk as she grows up?
>>27209373
The solution is feeding her cyanide.
>>27209485
and happiness
What if Fluttershy's brother builds robots and he is too terrified to show off his talents because he is sure that others will see him as a weirdo?
>>27208820
Then we know we have someone writing for the show that needs to be fired then lost at sea with no water or food and no shade from the unrelenting sun.
>>27208820
What if you weren't a faggot with a shitty headcanon?
>>27208820
That would definitely play against our expectations and make him way more interesting than we expect.
Would you appreciate a character better if she/he would have a different personality or particular traits? Maybe a character you don't like?
>>27208751
if a character had a different personality, it would no longer be that pony
>>27208751
I already love Maud, though.
>>27208764
/thread
Thoughts?
AUTHENTIC
ZEBRA
ACTION
>>27208686
Who are these ugly people?
WE
Pink waifu time
>>27208672
Okay
>>27208684
Love it
Why is she sopink?
good night /mlp/
sweet dreams, flutter butter. Going to bed in a minute myself.
y-you too
So /mlp/ who is your waifu?Mine is pic related
![b387cc88db0a95ef7da04503057db061[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Nnt6m6h.jpg "b387cc88db0a95ef7da04503057db061[1]")
I like this one.
>>27208494
HAHA that isokay. good taste anon
>>27208462
That's not a waifu. That's a husbando.
>>27208494
You too.
