What are earth ponies good for again?
That's right: nothing.
>>27104209
Food
>>27104209
They can farm well
If they stopped trading their food the other races would starve to death
>>27104227
"They farm well" seems like a cop out.
Why can't other pony races just imitate that?
I want to remember Ember
I want to cum inside Ember
>i have now fapped to two different dragons both named ember
i think i need to go outside
>>27103436
In September?
>Dragon Lord calls all of the dragons in Equestria
>this mofo doesn't show up
>confirmed dead
rest in pepperoni, red dragon dude
>>27103156
>>Dragon Lord calls all of the dragons in Equestria
Damn, how come there are so few dragons in Equestria?
this mofo also dead
>>27103156
>that dragon was just sleeping through the whole thing
>10 years later
>he wakes up glowing
>goes to the dragon lands
>the dragon lord is a tiny girl promoting the values of friendship
In this thread we post pastebins to old writefags who said they would return but never did, to bring back old memories. Here is my writefag of choice. Pastafromspace.
http://pastebin.com/u/PastaFromSpace
Shit thread, but the guy who wrote the Teacher Twily green. I dunno if he's dead, but I havent seen a thread in a long while. It was good green, and and dedicated thread.
>>27102933
r9klight and slazors
>tfw an epic long green ends on a cliffhanger
The crystal ponies were trapped away for 1000 years! Where exactly do you believe they went? A pocket dimension? Did they simply cease to exist that entire time? Or were they trapped in an incorporeal state yet fully conscious on the flow of time? It's a scary thought no matter what! What's your take on their history?
they went to cutequestria with nyx
>>27102286
Wtf is this nyx business?
>>27102511
My guess is the Nyx fags are starting a rebellion soon
>Oh look, another text-based CYOA, what's with this one?
Glad you asked.
Welcome to Super Pony, a CYOA taking place in Maretropolis, a city where the forces of good and evil are at a constant struggle.
You play as Easy Ride, also known as Road Rage, and this is your quest to get back at Boomerang for sending you to prison and subsequently ruining your life.
Catch up on this and other CYOAs here:
http://anonpone.com/capeshit
Inventory:
http://pastebin.com/DF5XiQqi
Last time:
>Got...
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>>27101677
>You and Voltage make your way up to the front of the building, opening the door into the bar area.
>The early afternoon light shines in through the bar’s single glass window, casting light over the small establishment.
>Draft wipes down a table over in the corner, but looks up when he sees you two come in.
>You take a seat at one of the tables, the table’s legs screeching in the empty bar.
>Voltage does the same, sitting across from you.
>It’s certainly not the nicest of places, but you shouldn’t be disturbed by supers on the street.
>As you sit down, Draft sets down his cleaning supplies and trots over to you.
>”Afternoon ladies, need something to drink?”
>Voltage looks to you, giving a little hoof motion to indicate for you to go first.
>You certainly could get wasted, but it might be a little early for that.
>>27101681
Something light
>>27101681
Lets take it easy. A beer.
Hi all, I've been thinking over the past three and a half weeks about what to do with E/D, since it no longer complies with board rules. I have come to the conclusion that in order for Equestrian Dungeon to abide by rules stated by 4chan, the namefagging will be dropped and only one character will be active in the dungeon.
On the same token, it seems that the sequel to /mlp/ Tower has really lost a lot of its flavor with the new HP systems brought about through the Gauntlet. I have also decided that the new HP system will be dropped in favor of the Tower's...
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>>27101535
HOLY FUCKING SHIT HE HAD RETURNED!
>>27101535
Shit, You ain't dead?
Welcome back to the Mortal Realm, Buddy.
As for One Player system, It'd be fine by me. Long as we can cooperate.
Needs more nyx
So how would you train this dragon /mlp/ ?
with muh dick
>>27100575
/thread
You don't train Ember.
She trains you.
ITT: People contribute music stuffs and we combine everyone's efforts into music. Everyone is welcome. You can also discuss show/fandom music, ask for/give critique of yours or others' music, share tips/tricks, etc.
Previous Thread: http://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/26989875
Google doc: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1qfmH6zOQ6U0TgOWiT8mkihmbKnjzLoYmHsawwl26W6A/edit#
Album Info:
>What is this?
This is a project that aims to create an album of music from /mlp/. It'll be a compilation, potentially containing everything from originals, remixes, collaborations, etc. The past efforts never came to fruition, so we're trying once again. If you create music, sing, rap, create art, write lyrics, have ideas, or just want to participate, jump right in. Add yourself to the GDoc and/or please email [email protected] who you are, what you do, contact info (May include preferred email, YouTube, etc), and anything else.
>What kind of music is the album going to contain?
Basically anything is acceptable. This means complete originals, remixes, collaborations, soundscapes, etc.
>How do I submit my music/art?
Please submit a mastered/unmastered WAV or AIFF. Please upload it to a site that doesn’t compress the audio file (Like Dropbox and Mediafire. NOT Vocaroo), and then share the download link. You can also upload to OneDrive (https://onedrive.live.com/redir?resid=C6319434888276ED%21105. To upload, post your email in the thread or email [email protected], and we'll add you). If you don’t post in the thread, please email [email protected] so we know for sure you’re submitting something.
>What about artwork?
Yes, we can always use artists. Artwork may be needed for the album cover. individual songs, and anything else we come up with. Final versions of artwork will be submitted like music (see above).
>I HAVE MOAR QUESTIONS
If you still have questions, read the Google doc above, email [email protected], or ask in the thread.
>>27100066
NAIC DUBZ
>>27100066
Nice. Impressive.
Back from the concert of a lifetime bump
They killing off Sparity in today's episode to open up the route for this couple.
>>27095165
Rarijackdash can now be confirmed
>>27095170
it wouldn't last :)
>shipping
Howdy, partner!
What you see here began as a series of comedy-centric stories with the concept of an alicorn-ascended Princess Applejack trying to change a mismanaged Equestria for the better by humorously interacting with the other, quite lazy, princesses.
Not to mention a whole bunch of Changelings with nothing better to do but cause mischief.
The whole thing was set in motion by this gem:
~~~~~
>So, wait, why am Ah' a princess again?
>Because you seem to be the only goddamn...
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>>27091818
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Previous Thread: >>27066901
Twilight is your mom, and your other family members know about your fetishes and are going to make your life a living hell.
Mostly by replacing whatever you are fapping to.
>>27091175
magic
>>27091194
Yes by magic
what a weird ass choice of image, OP
You niggers let it die before the finale edition.
Old thread: https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/27041854/
>>27070788
But how can you when you are one?
>>27062780
>Walking in this desert...
>You can't stand it anymore.
>You could see the girls, Cadance, and the other, then the sandstorm rolled in.
>After that passed, you had no clue which way you were supposed to go.
>Fucking sand, every goddamn where.
>And you'd much rather be able to experience an...
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>>27070820
>There's only enough energy for one, and you'd need to be subtle anyhow.
>...
>You take another deep breath, making your decision and altering the message a little.
>Then, your eyes lock onto Twilight in the others maw, and you push with your head.
>You feel the message leave your mind, and hope it made it to Twi.
>Looking...
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BABScon is just around the corner.
Planning on going? Want to meet fellow anons prior? Need to plan shit in advance? This thread is your new home.
Play nice y'all.
>>27065207
I just live a few hours away in Fresno but I hate fun and am poor.
>>27065223
I live minutes away in San Mateo County and will be unable to attend all but the last day. Fortunately, the MAS/RDP panel is on the last day.
bumparoo
Because the last one hit the limit.
Last thread: >>26942129
Ancient pastebin archive:
http://pastebin.com/u/WriteLurker (ADD_Anon)
http://pastebin.com/u/chucklefarts (chucklefarts)
http://pastebin.com/u/Short_Thing (Short_Thing)
http://pastebin.com/u/Wolwritefagging (Wolvan)
http://pastebin.com/u/Typhoon2142 (Typhoon)
http://pastebin.com/QXHAbARL (nothere's short, make a pastebin, dude)
http://pastebin.com/VvhuNG7d (='s paste)
http://pastebin.com/u/Auroral (nothere)
http://pastebin.com/VvhuNG7d...
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The things I find when I lurk into parts of 4chan I normally avoid...
>>27063715
I came across the last thread (and read up some of the archived ones.)
I think a lot of you seem to miss how the thing operates.
Don't get me wrong, out of all the movie monsters out there, The Thing is the one that terrifies me most as a monster to face off as its something that is difficult to detect and can quickly adapt itself within a moments notice to take you down.
The creature in the movies was pretty much...
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>>27064435
We see in the films that the thing is intelligent and likely assimilates knowledge from its victims because in every circumstance, it knows who you are, and interacts just like the original being did. Only its ulterior motives can indicate anything else.
As cute as "Spit that pony out" would be, honestly, you're asking a creature that creature after its been consumed out. If anything, it would just halt its current progress and leave you with half a pony.
The creature originally came...
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>>27063715
Could someone draw thingpone interacting with Emerald Jewel from Colt Quest?