>tfw there'll never be an entire episode dedicated to Braeburn
>how he discovers he's into colts, but fears everyone will judge him so he hides it from his family and becomes depressed
>there won't be tons of angst, Applejack trying to fix him up with mares
>Cadence won't eventually come to save the day and explain to him while hugging it out, that it's okay, it's allright, love is love
>the episode won't have a happy ending with everyone in Appaloosa being totally cool with Braeburn being into colts
Why does it hurt so much? Why can't we have nice things? Things that matter.
Homosexuality is a subject this show will never touch with a ten foot pole, I guarantee it.
>>27016197
Except they lose a bet with someone in front of T.V live show and confirm it.
![09 - Slice of Life.mp4_snapshot_09.11_[2015.06.14_01.34.23].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/kIdrz0M.jpg "09 - Slice of Life.mp4 snapshot 09.11 [2015.06.14 01.34.23]")
>>27016197
Never ever.
So I was browsing /r/mylittlepony when I came across this supposed list of Season 6 episodes; apparently, the user got it from someone who works at Hasbro.1. The Crystalling (Part 1)
2. The Crystalling (Part 2)
3. The Gift of Maud Pie
4.On Your Marks
5. Gauntlet of Fire
6. No Second Prances
7. Newbie Dash
8. A Hearth's Warming Tail
9. Flutter Brutter
10. What Happens in Pegasus
11. Sunburst's Mansion
12. Dragon's Lair
13. Where in Equestria Is Princess Celestia? (Part 1)*
14. Where in Equestria Is Princess Celestia? (Part 2)
15. It's Not Always Sunny in Filly Delphia
16. Crusader Queens
17. Rare in the Moon
18. Luna-tic
19. Fluttership Down
20. Starlight Sonata
21. Pinker on the Other Side
22. Departed Apples
23. Flim vs. Flam
24. Magic Tree Home
25. Seventh Harmony (Part 1)
26. Seventh Harmony (Part 2)
If we assume Fluttership Down and Departed Apples would both deal with death, I'm not sure how reasonable this is.
>>27013137
Jim said that there were three Spike episodes, not two.
>>27013137
some of the names of the episodes are starting to make me think that some serious shit is gonna hit the fan this season.
Cheerilee is a cute pony.
>>27001773
Indeed
>>27001773
she's alright i guess.
>>27001773
It's a shame she barely even speaks anymore.
So, has anyone been following the SGaP hype? Any theories, or ideas on how to crack the mystery?
>>26996784
>/mlp/ doesn't care about SoGreatAndPowerful
wow
I knew this board was shit, but come on, SGaP is one of the best pone musicians ever
>>26998629
I've not heard anything.
I didn't even know there was hype.
>>26998640
There's a new website up with SGaP related stuff on it, and several things asking for investigation.
I know, I know, but it's the only place discussing this
https://www.reddit.com/r/SGaP/comments/4c5o2t/analysation_of_the_mystery_website/
>Your name is Pocket Watch, and you're a watchmaker.
>Well, ex-thief turned watchmaker. Street orphans don't really get much of a choice in this city.
>After some reminiscing about your past, you worked on some orders, spoke with your mailpony, read the news and helped a middle-aged mare pick out a gift for her soon-to-be-guard nephew.
>A few hours later, and its half past noon.
>You've worked up a bit of an appetite trying not to fall asleep, and its about time for lunch anyway. Might as well get some food.
>Being cooped inside all morning, you feel it'll be good to go out to eat, stretch those legs a little.
>There's the tavern you usually visit, the Green Mug.Slightly unflattering name aside, their food's pretty good. And you're a regular, so you can count on company too.
>Good thing about being the your own boss is though, is having all the break time you want. You know the city as well as anyone who's lived here. But with the rat race there's always some new shop turning up. Food isn't going to be too hard to find. Whether its good though...
Lunch time. Where do you want to go?By the way, what's everyone's time zones?
>>26991630
I guess we'll head to the mug...Mine's UTC+08:00
>>26991630
Drop by Green Mug to chat, maybe get a meal if something in particular catches our eye. If not, we can try a new spot.EC burger up at lich hours, reporting.
>>26991658
Looks like we've got the same timeThis one is going to take a little longer, I've got to step away for a while
The "Grand" Re-Opening of Death in the Afternoon, a quaint little bar between Manehattan and the Hollow Shades.
>>26985145
>>26985147
>>26985216
>>26985260
"I didn't sleep with Gabe... I just went to the room you put me in yesterday, and that happened to be his."
>"Oh! Gosh, I'm sorry hun! I didn't think you'd go back to the same room."
She gives you a doofy grin and giggles a bit before sitting down at the bar.
>"I dunno though, you left the room preeeeeety red last night. You sure nothing went on?"
You put a hoof on her shoulder
"I'm sure Amber."
She pokes your chest.
>"I'm still skeptical."
You wave her off, chuckling a bit.
You sigh and steel yourself for what you had to say next...
"There's something else I have to tell you."
You sit next to her at the bar, putting your head against the counter and your hooves on your head.
Your ears fold back and you mumble and stutter a little.
"I told Gabe that I wouldn't hide it from you."
"I'm actually a stallion..."
She lets out a little 'oh'. You can't see her face, so you can't gauge her reaction.
"You assumed I was a girl when I got here, and you started talking and I just... I didn't have the heart to correct you."
You can't face her...
"And then Gabe started flirting with me cause he assumed I was a girl too, and he made me feel so pretty, then you started tell me he means everything he said and I dunno... It was really stupid of me..."
A minute passes before you feel a hoof on your back, gently stroking you.
1/2
>>26985718 (You)
You tear up a little. This is it. You're fucked. She's not gonna let you stay here anymore. Or she's gonna fire you.
>"Awh, hun..."
She sighs a little and laughs a bit.
What?
>"You should have told me sooner! I'm kind of dumb ya know, so I wouldn't have noticed something like that..."
>"I mean, you do look a lot like a mare, and you smelled kinda pretty, and you have some pretty long eyelashes..."
>"Anyway not the point. I'm dumb and it was my fault for assuming!"
This is bullshit. How can she be so carefree about all this? Why isn't she mad!
>"Now that I think about it, there are a lot of things about you that'd make you think you were a stallion, like y-"
You look up at her.
"You're not mad? I lied to you... How can you possibly not be upset?"
She's smiling at you.
>"Why would I be mad? It was an honest mistake! Some ponies think I'm a chatterbox anyway, so you probably couldn't get a word in."
>"I'm a very understanding mare, you know."
You can't believe it. They're not mad...
>"Though, you'll have to make it up to me though. It's only fair~"
Gabe pops his head out from the hallway.
>"What's this about making things up to ponies?"
2/?Forgot the third part like a moron. Hold up a moment
Jasmine A CUTE
Making another thread because the last one 404'd overnight.
Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/qDkgpC1N
Previous thread: >>26907539
Calling the other writefags to continue as well.
I really hope that writefag had an ending in mind, and not currently writing on the fly, because the last thing I want to happen to this comfy green is that for it to become unfinished and abandoned.
>>26985297
I do have an ending planned out. Right now it's just a matter of working my way towards it. I don't planning on dropping out any time soon.
https://www.anonpone.com/northern
>Previously
Rem, Mera, Terra and Gingersnap left the outpost to go investigate the signal, and to have Mera meet the sphere. Upon reaching the source of the signal, they found evidence that the previous team had met the sphere, and somehow mutated members of the team. One of the team members, Pyrite, was found connected to the radio station. He was the one sending the distress signal. Mera was able to connect Rem to him, and was able to confirm that the evidence was correct. They took Pyrite's body from the outpost, and left back to the base. They decided that they would have Mera meet the sphere another time. Back at the base, they put Pyrite's body into the heater, hoping that his body has the same properties as Mera's, and that it should help him heal.
>>26955110
"Hmm.. well, warmth seems to be a key thing in this situation. It certainly did Mera a good while incubating, not sure what it might do to him though. Maybe we could try talking to him again? If only just to check his mental state?"
>"Sounds like a plan. I'm gonna get the heater set up. You do your mind-ready thing."
"Ha-ha."
She chuckles.
You look at the body.
"Mera?"
She hands you her hoof.
>"Are you ready?"
"Mhm."
She touches Pyrite's forehead, and you close your eyes.
It's still cold, but it's much warmer than before.
"Hello?"
>"h... hello..."
"We've brought you back to the base, and we're setting up the heater now."
>"I... know..."
Oh, you hadn't thought that he was able to perceive what was going on.
"O-oh. Are you still okay with going through with this?"
>"Y... Yes..."
"Alright. We'll be sure to keep you safe."
>"Th... thank you..."
Mera pulls you back. Sea foam's looking at you.
"What?"
>"Nothin. I just think it's neat that you can do that."
You blush a little.
"Thanks."
Patches points to the heater.
>"So do we juts put him in?"
>"I think so. We won't make it too hot. I can monitor his vitals from these screens. You wanna put him in, Mera?"
She nods and helps Sea Foam place the body into the heater. She shuts the door, and the heater glows warmly.
>"So, now we wait."
Patches walks up to the window on the heater.
>"Is that it?"
"I think so."
>"Hmmm. So what are you going to do now?"
>>26955113
For the love of god and all that is holy!
Get Seafoam to take a sample from you so she can check for signs of mutation!
>>26955210
Good idea actually. We should regularly sample the crew to check for mutation. Would daily be reasonable?
"Spring is coming" Edition
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>>26906403
First for moth
Fuck you know who
>>26906403
My mistake, the previous thread was >>26780146
Testing, testing, 1, 2, 3!
SEASON SIX CONTINUES TODAY AT 8:30 A.M. PDT/11:30 A.M. EDT/3:30 P.M. GMT/UTC!
THAT'S IN SLIGHTLY MORE THAN TWO HOURS AND TWENTY MINUTES!
603- The Gift of the Maud Pie
Written by Michael P. Fox & Wil Fox
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x41l3kq
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x41l7a5
Friends Forever #27 (Pinkie Pie/Granny Smith) is still storytimed here!
>>26998509
They've been working hard to find them for years, and now that they've achieved their goal, there's... well, there's gotta be something they can do. But what do the Cutie Mark Crusaders crusade for now? Is there anything in their charter that allows for this? Clearly there's some brainstorming ahead.They can't dissolve the organization, the logo's too cool!
>>27024714
Previous thread.
>filly
601 & 602- The Crystalling Pt. 1 & 2
601: https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x407mqe
602: https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x407ox6
Both: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x407tv9
UPCOMING EPISODE PREVIEW + PROMOS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZPm8D-uJYE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPvt2ArLEQE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pm94QmFObjI
604 - On Your Marks:With their cutie marks finally acquired, the Cutie Mark Crusaders struggle with the question of what to do now. Apple Bloom suggest they embrace their destinies, but she and her friends don't exactly agree on how.
605 - Gauntlet of Fire:In order to save his friends, Spike is forced to compete in a perilous Gauntlet for the title of Dragon Lord.
606 - No Second Prances
607 - Newbie Dash:After Rainbow Dash achieves her dream of becoming a Wonderbolt, she makes a disastrous first impression and gets saddled with a mortifying nickname.
608 - A Hearth's Warming Tail:Starlight Glimmer has a case of the holiday blues, so Twilight tries to help cure her by reading one of her favorite Hearth Warming's Eve stories, A Hearth's Warming Tale.
Season 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
Season 5 summary video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_Cpv1AL0Jg
MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/
The intro is finished!
HD: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hJTHC5Dp2c
VR: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLD9GfAQeC4
Reminder that the CMC's marks are shit
S H I T
H
I
T
SEASON SIX CONTINUES TOMORROW (APR. 9) AT 8:30 A.M. PDT/11:30 A.M. EDT/3:30 P.M. GMT/UTC! That's in a little over 14 hours from now!
603- The Gift of the Maud Pie
Written by Michael P. Fox & Wil Fox
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x41l3kq
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x41l7a5
Friends Forever #27 (Pinkie Pie/Granny Smith) is storytimed here!
>>26998509
The Cutie Mark Crusaders have gotten around Equestria, even if their antics are usually contained around Ponyville, but there's not been much of a focus on them making some time to unite the branches over in Babs Seed's hometown. There's potential mischief there, but it could just be fun for Apple Bloom to meet her cousin, too. And the rest of her family, for that possibility, or to show off new cutie marks in the flesh! They've covered a lot in letters, but some things are best experienced first-hoof, aren't they? There's enough time yet, though.
>>27020157
Previous thread.
>filly
>filly
01 & 602- The Crystalling Pt. 1 & 2
601: https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x407mqe
602: https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x407ox6
Both: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x407tv9
UPCOMING EPISODE PREVIEW + PROMOS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZPm8D-uJYE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPvt2ArLEQE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pm94QmFObjI
604 - On Your Marks:With their cutie marks finally acquired, the Cutie Mark Crusaders struggle with the question of what to do now. Apple Bloom suggest they embrace their destinies, but she and her friends don't exactly agree on how.
605 - Gauntlet of Fire:In order to save his friends, Spike is forced to compete in a perilous Gauntlet for the title of Dragon Lord.
606 - No Second Prances
607 - Newbie Dash:After Rainbow Dash achieves her dream of becoming a Wonderbolt, she makes a disastrous first impression and gets saddled with a mortifying nickname.
608 - A Hearth's Warming Tail:Starlight Glimmer has a case of the holiday blues, so Twilight tries to help cure her by reading one of her favorite Hearth Warming's Eve stories, A Hearth's Warming Tale.
Season 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
Season 5 summary video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_Cpv1AL0Jg
MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/
The intro is finished!
HD: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hJTHC5Dp2c
VR: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLD9GfAQeC4
Statue of liberty a cute
>>26956364
>liberty
Probably Statue of Harmony/Friendship.
>>26956364
>waits for porn
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“Right. Thanks a lot boss”
>”Don’t worry about it. I spent all night defending my property, I hate to hear about one of my employees using theirs. Now go on before we start closing up, go pick what you want”
>Nodding you thank him one last time for the great deal, trotting into the electronics aisle with glee
>The entire way you gaze at all the cool little gadgets with wonder
>Beepers, CD players, floppy disks, VCRs
>And even those hats with the electric juicers attached to them!
>But finally you stop, taking a seat as your neck cranks from one end of the aisle to the other
>TVs of all shapes and sizes inhabit its shelves, each one begging for you to take them home
>Except those 3D TVs. Screw that shit
>But… which one to pick?
>>26930126
One with a really wide aspect ratio. Wide aspect ratios are important.
Do they honestly, genuinely love you?
Or do they only love that you've got the only video game console in Ponytown?
>>27022017
They truly love me. At least the orange one, I don't care about the other two.
Some ponies say that those fillies only hang out with me for the video games, but I'm sure deep down, they actually really enjoy the fact that I only have two controllers and the third filly gets to be fondled by me while she waits her turn to play.
>>27022038
This.
The orange one is the best for cuddling and more
What would you make EqG 4 about?
>>27022215
Jojo part one with eqg characters
>>27022215
thats actually pretty cool.
I'd explore the dimensional double thing fully and throw in human Sunset.
But it sounds like EQG4 is being like "fuck that" and sending everyone into the woods.
