>JUST """"""FRIENDS""""""
"I saw your ass. It was kinda cute in that tight latex."
It was a throwaway cringe comedy gag, don't read too much into it.
I wanna fuck Rarity dead
Welcome to Equestrian Dungeon, the sequel to /mlp/ Tower. As in the last rendition of the game, the goal will be to get to the end of the segment or floor. Along the way, you will be able to keep items you find (and mischeviously bring along) in the Inventory, as well as work with a set number of players, dubbed "AnonPones," in the thread. AnonPones are created when a player joins the game. There are multiple interactive objects, such as switches, levers, giant metal springs, and the occasional undead or mechanical monstrosity that's out to kill your party. There are also many traps scattered throughout the floor, such as flamethrowers and bottomless pits, that also harm or kill your AnonPones. You have no floor diagram, alas "Flying Blind", and you will rely on
>Greentext parts of the story
to move along.
Gemima's Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/FFVMA7pn
Version: 1.3
Recent updates: Old HP system is back.
For new players: Post the nearest three items to your LEFT excluding computer accessories, then post what race you'd like to be (Earth Pony, Pegasus, Unicorn).
>>27297854
Teleport to the crack-head mouse, and stab the ever loving shit out of the camera.
>>27297869
Equip bayonet, find Jack.
>>27297854
Wake up.
So, what did Spitfire whisper to Dash anyway?
>>27297857
penis penis penis penis penis penis
>>27297857
>"The truth is
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little shit? Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and Ive been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and Im the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. Youre fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and thats just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldnt, you didnt, and now youre paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. Youre fucking dead, kiddo.
So, what exactly have you achieved in these past five years, /mlp/? Any ambitions you've fulfilled? What have you got to be proud of? What have you got to show for it?
>>27297403
Getting fucked in the ass.
I love pony
?
>>27297458
Me too actually...
Here to do my thing again.
Anyway, as is stated in the graph pictured these responses were gathered over the last six hours via strawpoll, same as before.
We got 268 responses in that time, which is a much more normal response rate than last time. The average rating is 5.95, which technically makes this the lowest rated episode to date for this season, by a margin of 0.03 points. The mode is 7, which means that more respondents rated this episode as a 7 than any other specific number. As always I will add that 61.6% of the respondents rated this episode between a 6 and a 10 and that about 38.4% rated it between a 1 and a 5 which also makes this the most divisive episode for the season so far.
The standard deviation for this sample is 2.39, which again is indicative of how conflicted people are about this particular episode.
As always, for the sake of being an impartial data monkey I won’t say anything past that. I will disclose that I rated this episode at a nine to declare any bias that I might have going forward.
Discuss as you please. If you want me to try to do more data processing with this or any other poll's to date, or if you have any general questions, then feel free to bug me about it and I'll see what I can do for you. This time I'm gonna leave out the other chart without the extremes unless you guys want to, because it's really kinda pointless to be quite honest.My job is dull, thanks for reposts and such small favors.
>>27297196
This episode was at least an 8 out of 10.
>>27297248
Or 7.
>>27297248
It might be if it weren't for the cringe. Equestria Games also wouldn't be that bad if it weren't for the cringe. Fact is that the cringe definitely is there and this brings the episode's quality down.
>Oh look, another text-based CYOA, what's with this one?
Glad you asked.
Welcome to Super Pony, a CYOA taking place in Maretropolis, a city where the forces of good and evil are at a constant struggle.
You play as Easy Ride, also known as Road Rage, and this is your quest to get back at Boomerang for sending you to prison and subsequently ruining your life.
Catch up on this and other CYOAs here:
http://anonpone.com/capeshit
Inventory:
http://pastebin.com/DF5XiQqi
Last time:
>Helped Voltage make her stun gauntlets.
>Had your shower interrupted by Sludge for the second time.
>Accepted Sludge’s job to visit the scientist who turned him into a super.
>Invited Voltage and Tinker along for the ride.
>Went on a quest to find a fire starter/extinguisher at The Hunter’s mansion.
Thanks to Bath for the art this week!
Let’s get going, shall we?
>You pull out of the main city, the large skyscrapers of Maretropolis falling behind you.
>This area, known to many as millionaire’s row, is probably full of rich superheroes.
>Luckily, each mansion has a good few acres to itself, the rich ponies preferring to be loners rather than have neighbors.
>Likewise, each mansion sits at the top of its own hill, a long driveway leading up to it.
>Now the problem is finding which one belongs to Mister Glenn.
>Fortunately, this main road sits completely empty save for you and your bike.
>Slowly driving along the line of houses, you come upon a gate that catches your attention.
>The gate is made of gold, glowing lightly with the last few rays of the sun.
>Turning your eyes to the top of the gate, there is a rather morbid depiction of a wolf’s paw caught in a trap.
>A red button and speaker sits to the left of the fence, but the perimeter doesn’t seem to have any other surveillance.
>The fence stretches around the whole property.
>The driveway is probably a good two or three hundred meters long, and uphill the whole way, ending at a circle.
>A water feature sits in the middle of the circle, the fountain spraying water a few feet into the air.
>From this distance, you can’t see much, but the mansion appears to be two stories tall, many large windows on each floor.
>The driveway stretches off to the right of the house, but you can’t tell where it leads.
>At the back of the house, you see dense foliage.
>Right now, however, the fence blocks your path to the mansion.
>>27297180
>but the perimeter doesn’t seem to have any other surveillance.
It would be good to check for (secret) security
Looks like somebody's got a little Rainbow CRUSH!
>>27297137
Don't give the shippers more fuel OP.
>>27297137
That's Twilight. A pic of her was also in Rainbow's locker.That's her modified Masked Matter-Horn costume
>>27297137
she was pretty slutty in that scenewonder why
>What
Boards make AI teams that play kickyball against each other in PES16
http://implyingrigged.info/wiki/FAQ
>Where
Official sHitbox, http://derpy.me/dix3h
>Who and when
http://implyingrigged.info/wiki/2016_4chan_Spring_Babby_Cup it's all there and it even converts yurotime into burgertime
>but where da pones at
Wait for Summer and Friendship Tests.
Now, the more important shit:
We have a poll going on! Voice your opinion on who you don't want on the team anymore and write some dank memes in the comment box.
>https://derpy.me/y7qhi
Statement from BGP, though he'll probably repost it anyway: >>27293663
For your convenience here are some new players and changes that have been discussed, no guarantee it's all of them
>new player It's Already Shit with a Moe blender
>Glimmer renamed from = to Make Some Friends
>some sort of demonbabby McFlurry rep maybe
>choose your own autism
>rariball
feel free to share any suggestions you have
Good job waiting for page 10 m8
>>27296388
>image limit reached
sorry, but no
607- Newbie Dash
Written by Dave Rapp
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHx3ZMQjYDw
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x495ktq
How did you like the episode? How was it for Rainbow Dash to finally make it into her dream job? How's her new teammates? What's the Rainbow Dash Fanclub going to be talking about now?
>>27290823
Previous thread.
>filly
603- The Gift of the Maud Pie
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x41l3kq
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x41l7a5
604- On Your Marks
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x43ayph
605- Gauntlet of Fire
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x44yokz
606- No Second Prances
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x47z0qb
New episodes promo:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZohLGP2fl4
608 - A Hearth's Warming Tail:Starlight Glimmer has a case of the holiday blues, so Twilight tries to help cure her by reading one of her favorite Hearth Warming's Eve stories, A Hearth's Warming Tale.
609 - Saddle Row & Rec:When Rarity opens her flagship store in Manehattan, a tell-all article threatens to expose how badly her friends almost ruined the Grand Opening.
610 - Applejack's "Day" Off:Rarity struggles to get Applejack to relax at the spa; when Twilight and Spike attempt to take over Applejack's simple farm chores, it turns out to be a more difficult job than they thought.
611 - Flutter Brutter:When Fluttershy tries to convince her freeloading brother to move out of their parents' house, he moves in with her instead, forcing Fluttershy to stand up to him and help him get over his fear of failure.
613 - Spice Up Your Life:Pinkie Pie and Rarity discover a father and daughter struggling to keep their family restaurant open, which is cause tension in their relationship.
Season 6 & 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
Season 5 summary video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_Cpv1AL0Jg
MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/
The intro is finished!
HD: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hJTHC5Dp2c
VR: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLD9GfAQeC4
Let's make bets, how long does it take until this is going to be abandoned?
Oh, what's this? What do my old eyes spot? Another one so soon, I would not have expected to find another creature to converse with before moving on. Hello, young one, why not talk a bit?
Would you like to tell me what you consider your greatest strength, your talent that is? What does the sign you have been marked with represent?Char gen time, hooray! Go for the talent and the cutiemark
We are really crazy attractive. Like super hot.
>>27294349
And we suck cocks like crazy.
>>27294349
And our talent is being super attractive. Like model level attractive.
>rarity impression
>slut
It's over. The Rarifaggots are now and forever on suicide watch. Dashfags win.
That setting is perfect for a porn scene
>>27293217Being a Dashfag,I didn't really give a shit whether it was a slutty impression or not. What matters is that it wastop unf.
/mlp/ has no idea what an actual slut is
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Screencap thread?
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Did Fluttershy gained some weight?
Exaggeration on a purpose of getting a complex idea to a viewer over the span of 20 minutes is not a bad thing, or even an example of poor writing. It is perfectly normal.
The episode had a great moral and an actually useful lesson about life you all faggots failed to understand, as you don't have a fucking life. That wasn't your average "you've got to not to be a dick" moral which is inherently understood by any sentient being and only presented as a "lesson" to form a good stable environment for a kid to grow in.
What RD was doing in the episode is pretty much the same mistakes vast majority of people make when they are trying to fit into a collective that's foreign to what they are used too.
Also, the most "cringeworthy" part was so based that I can't even.
>>27292758
Thank you. And to the fuckers crying about Dash not being in character, please explain how this wasn't the same shit we've seen from her in every one of her episodes.
>obsessed with appearance
>stressed out causing her flying to suffer
>trying to show off further fucking her over
>not thinking straight because of taking things too seriously
>>27292758
>>27292819
this makes sense
>>27292758
I don't watch mlp for realism.
So... How was the new episode? Good?
>>27292419
Hopefully the NRDT guy will kill himself after watching it
>>27292419
>Good?
Obviously not. They've not been any good for a long long time.
Meh. It had some good parts and some shit parts.
So what's Spitfire's nickname?
>>27292370
Slut.
>>27292370
Horse lips if you know what I mean
Spitroast
