You can't even use that fucking thing, you don't even have hands! ARE YOU TRYING TO PISS ME OFF????
>>27350004
>Implying Ponko Pie can't shitpost better than you.
>>27350004
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT? YOU USE MY COMPUTER WITHOUT MY PERMISSION FOR THIS SHIT? DO YOU THINK THIS IS SUPPOSED TO MAKE ME HAPPY? THIS IS FUCKING SHIT. THIS IS GARBAGE JUST LIKE YOU, YOU STUPID HORSE!!! IT DOESN'T LOOK ANYTHING LIKE ME!!
>2 0 Rules
googl/GZeKHu
>2 0 Multiclasses
googl/3Gzb5Z
>1 4 rules
googl/jyvXV
>1 4 Multiclasses
googl/6Tvgb
>Expanded Racials 3 5 (New Release!)
googl/LdJNFf
>OP Image:
googl/IpKEC
>optional dice-bot script
http://jsbin com/amemah/latest
>ooc chat
http://cytube/r/Pretendhorse_Playhouse
>Alternate Chat
http://cytube/r/mlprpg
This is where everyone is! Stop by and say hi!
>IRC:
Channel is #MLPRPG
Host is Rizon
http://client01 chat mibbit com/?channel= is the recommended client No downloads needed! Its all browser based!
>>27349515
>People like us, who believe in physics, know that the distinction between past, present and future is only a stubbornly persistent illusion.
Please post sheets for session 76 of timeQuest
>>27349655
http://pastebin.com/uMeKkzmM
>>27349655
http://pastebin.com/0DRyArfZ
What do you think fighting tournaments in Equestria look like?
Kicking, biting, and lots of blood. Just like IRL horse fights.
Three words: OPEN THE GAME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mnmd_VIs_00I'm so fucking excited to play as THE WORLD Diego.
>>27349514
Like this:
http://pastebin.com/J59fEbun
So these guys have come to my country.
Anyone else spotted more Guardians of Harmony toys in yours?
They currently cost about 35 bucks for the royal sisters.
>>27348849
Nice, OP. You buy any of them?
>>27348942
If I can. Hopefully they don't sell out in two days.
>>27348849
Do those have the comics in them?
You're in equestria, and You have shapeshift ability
What do?
>>27348703
Turn into a dog and hump legs. When the time comes when they would want to neuter me I'm gonna go "Ro Ro!" bite them on junk and move on to a different town with a different disguise. Rinse and repeat until I've gone full circle THEN I switch to being a different animal and do the whole thing again.
>>27348703
integrate into a changeling hive with no one being the wiser
>>27348703
>Transform into one of M6.
>Fuck one of the other M6.
>Do the same thing but as the pone that was just fucked.
>Do this to all of them until they've all fucked each other once.
>One day they'll realize it wasn't actually each other they were fucking but that is was me,AUSTIN!
>It's a Glimmer is an evil smug witch again musical episode
It hasn't even started and it's already shit.
I'll be right there there when you post "8/10 it was ok"
>>27348070
I havent even watched last season yet...
>>27348070
>>27349907
>muh superior pony tastes
There's a strip club in Ponyville now. All of the Mane Six and your favorite non-mane six ponies are working there.
The amount of physical money you currently have in your possession is transformed into bits. Credit cards and money in the bank doesn't count, only physical cash which you currently have with you. 1 U.S. dollar = 1 bit.
To watch the pony of your choice pole dance to one song costs 2 bits.
To get a lapdance from the pony of your choice costs 10 bits.
To take the pony of your choice into the VIP room costs 50 bits.
What are you able to afford and who do you do it with?
>>27347784
trigger warning
>>27347784
What's the point in a strip club if they usually wear no clothes?
>>27347795
lapdances
If you could visit your younger self one month prior to discovering pony, what would you tell them, either about pony, 4chan, or life in general? Try to think back to that era in your life.
And you don't have to say "bring back future winning lottery ticket/racehorse results" because that's just obvious.
>>27346662
I would beg them to check social media before starting any relationships. That's screwed me up a lot since then.
>>27346662
I would tell that fucker to make cash. Rob some people if you had to. There was no way the cops were going to find out, trust me, I would know.
Hopefully by now I'd have some spare cash to fuck around with. Nah, I would have the cash, it's not even a question. But fucking cops dude.
>>27346662
Don't quit your job, Drop out of college instead. Put all money not focused on loan repayment in Hasbro stock $85 today. (low 30$ during season 2 when I got into this shit)
>yfw when Spike will always last longer than you because he has hemipenes
>>27345337
> yfw when you know The Weaver will probably never do MLP stuff again ...
>>27345361
He was a bandwagoner. He's moved on to zootopia drawing lewd comics of Nick and Judy.
>>27345361
Are you telling me this one isn't new? Cause this is 11 days old as far as I can tell.
Out of /hhh/ Hiatus Edition
Welcome to /hhh/, your international supplier of horsecock
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>>27340384
is Care Package the official /hhh/-approved horsebando?
Last I heard there wasn't oneBut I thought it was braeburn for a while
>>27340458
>>27340881
Care Package is just as good as any other stallion honestly. They're all adorable.Though there is a special place in my heart for Soarin~
Semantic Error is about a low life hacker trying to scrape by in a futuristic Equestria.
So far Cold File (File) has managed to scrape up enough money to get him by for at least a week and has taken on another job.
Current job.
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Your target is the Bio-Dyne research data server. You are to obtain all available information on lot 1474 and erase it from their servers. I will send someone to pick up the information once you've obtained the files.
Once again it's 5000 bits once we get the files and an extra 2000 if they don't know what happened.
We appreciate your help in advance,
-Wintermute
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Currently you have this information from 4 emails used by Bio-dyne employees.
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>[email protected]
Melody is a 32 year old unicorn mare. Currently not in a relationship. She posts a lot of pictures of her pet guinea pig named Daisy in various clothing.She also periodically posts small poems. According to the information you've gathered she has her doctorate in biology with a minor bio-engineering.
>[email protected]
You find no information on this individual.
>[email protected]
Paul is a 28 year old male griffin. Most of what you find is pictures of him in various nice parts of the world. He is married with 4 children. According to his profiles, he works in file management.
>[email protected]
Slide Rule is an accountant, 38 year old earthpony mare that seems to have been in 4 relationships in the last 6 months. She has a lot of profiles on various dating sites and seems to enjoy going to clubs with her friends, Sapphire shores' music and movies about animals, as well as trying "anything new".
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You also managed to Access Bio-Dyne's employee services via Slide Rule's account. Which made you want to target Paul because his job may grant him access to the files you need.
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Archive: https://www.anonpone.com/semanticerror/
[21165 Halfturn way apt. 102-165]
>You continue your search for the utilities box for Paul Apartment. so you can gain access to his computer from the hard-lines in his building. You know that this is kind of a stupid idea but you did walk all of the way here so...
>Putting that aside in your mind, you continue down the dark hall with your PDA lighting the way.
Eventually you find the boxes for fiber-optic communication, Utilities Control and electricity in Paul's apartment.
>You could toss a vampire clip on the fiber lines and break into his network or monitor traffic over the line but you will have to stay in this service hallway while you do it.
Hacking tools
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-Fingerprinter
Helps identify operating system.
-Key logger
Program that records keystrokes(Must be installed on host machine)
-Network Mapper
gives you a map of connected devices on a network.
-Password cracker
program that helps recovering passwords.
-Pinger
Measure how quickly data transfers between nodes.
-port scan
Looks for open ports. (Scan may alert firewall)
-Sniffer
Stops network traffic temporarily (seen as a system test)
-Zombie
Distract system with multiple requests from computers with this software on them.
==============
Question is, What do you do?
>>27339597
If the vampire clip is our only option at the moment we might as well do that.
>>27339597
>Fingerprinter
But you're a HOOOOOOOOORRRRRSE
>on the city bus coming home from work
>fat neckbeard talking with some other guy
>neckbeard says other guy should watch mlp
>what.jpg
>other guy refuses but doesn't seem quite sure if himself
>the neckbeard encourages him to watch the show until he eventually agrees to watch it
>neckbeard gives a loud "WOOHOO!"
>every passenger on the bus including myself looks at him
>he looks embarrassed
>as he's putting his arms down he touches my shoulder with his entire hand
>he apologizes
>look at my shoulder
>there's some weird shit on it
>it smells like ass
>gag
>get off bus and go home
>throw shirt away
>it was my favorite shirt
God damn bronies.
>>27338776
Next time on things that never happened
>>27338812
>implying
>>27338776
>>throw shirt away
not
> beg mummy to wash it
Are they meant for each other?
>>27337590
Yes.
>>27337590
But he's a dog. Just like ember
>>27337590
rarity's tits are not that big
Welcome to our thread.This is where we hang around when Lawsmen is gone.
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>>27324787
>>27324787
>>27335836
Why are we at Strawberry edition?
>>27335892Because I'm too lazy to edit the current one
>>27335917
Or what was the current one
http://askloona.tumblr.com/post/144241752525/m102565253re
So, this was some pretty heavy update. She's still offline on Skype though, it's almost a month now. Anyone interested in decrypting stuff, again?
>>27335509
No. She can suck a zigger dick for all I care. That way she can actually have a purpose, instead of making some edgy After-Effects creepy pasta video.
SOMEONE PLEASE TELL US WTG IS GOING ON
People still care about her?
