Often when I see a cute pone, my main desire isn't immediately to just fuck or even hug them. Sexual pleasure can be cheap and hugging can be done with friends or relatives. What I want to do is show them how much I love them and how beautiful and unique they are to me. And how much more efficiently could that feeling be expressed than by shoving my mouth into theirs?
>>27267673
I actually agree.
Soft, moist pony lips.
>>27267673
awww
>>27267705
ewww
Which ponies masturbate the most often and which the least
>>27267025
From most to least
Fluttershy
Rainbow Dash
Pinkie Pie
Twilight
Rarity
Applejack
>>27267025
Moondancer
>>27267038
>Applejack
>least
Yeahno. She has to work off all of that stress from running the farm somehow.
Also Rarity doesn't masturbate, she just fucks the nearest stallion she sees. :^)
ITT: Ponies that belong in the trash
Your waifu.
To date, what's the worst thing the fandom has conceived?
>>27266386
This board
A board on 4chan
>>27266418
/thread
Official Pony size confirmed!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58SF0PzbzVw
>>27265978
rainbow dash has a big head
>>27265978
And now the research begins to find out just how big EQG girls are compared to real people.
>>27265993
fukin huge
http://mlp.derpynews.com/mlp-equestria-games-blooper-reel/
No matter what your feelings about EqG are, you have to admit this shit is hilarious
>bloopers
>for an animated show
>They had to actually animate the mistakes on purpose
>>27265431
>thatsthejoke.jpg
I liked it. I hope they do some for FiM too
Meh
Its 4 AM. Post thicc and curvy ponies.
Note: This is NOT a fat pony thread.
What would be the best way to end the show?
>>27263919
The finale is like Final Destination, everyone just dies from the weirdest shit.
Twilight having a faithful student of her own but with the help of everything she gained be passed on to her pupil.
>>27263965
>Twilight having her own student
I fucking hate this. I know that's basically what Glimmer and Sunset are, but it's all the worst.
If you've got them, post them. And post any music that seems fitting.
Artsy paintings are fine as well.
![9ea563cd603175cc032fb6b7adbe0fd0[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/0K6GeAV.jpg "9ea563cd603175cc032fb6b7adbe0fd0[1]")
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dO1rMeYnOmM
>>27263394
Friends Forever #28 is out on iTunes.
Previous comics can be found here:
https://yp1.yayponies.no/book.php
It's shit
Thanks for the dump as always. Shame about the art, hope the story isn't trash.
Does anyone else jerk off to this show?
Please tell me I'm not the only one.
I'm worried that I might be weird.
>>27261840
I've done it.
>>27261840
No, I watch the show for it's story and it entertains me.
>>27261840
Don't worry. We all "jerk off" to it, too. Just don't let it go beyond irony, or you're a fucking furry pedophile.
Do your best, /mlp/ !
>>27261654
Those first 3 on the left, clone rejects #55673, #55674, and #55675
>>27261654
I name them all OP because they are faggots.
Ta-da.
>>27261819
>uses shitlestia reaction pic
>calls someone else faggot
lmao
Are we going to ignore the fact that Starlight Glimmer basically has Dr. Manhattan levels of magic?
>created a fully baked, three layer cake from raw ingredients in 3 seconds
>can capture and contain any pony's special talent
>can make herself fly like a pegasus with only her magic, something no other unicorn has been seen doing
>modified a spell that the greatest wizard of all time couldn't complete
>>27260173
Yes, we know Glim Glam is a Mary Sue of the highest caliber.
>>27260173
Glimmer was a late bloomer but is very gifted in magic. Twilight was the same and is now of Alicorn status. Who wins in a death match?
>>27260215
Glimmer because she was able to outsmart book horse
What games would you, personally, like to introduce Twilight to? Would she enjoy them?How would she feel about Team Fortress 2?
>>27259325
why do we have two /v/ threads?
>>27259342
Here /v shitposter why does scruffy let you have two threads?
>videogames
One of the many cancers of humanity
End your life
How fucked are they
>>27259257
pretty fucked when I get there
>>27259257
>make shitty game with yourself as the boss
>defeat the boss
>go to equestria
>>27259257
Undertale so it's immortal unless the elements of magic work on him
