She ded
https://youtu.be/oQJc9iyOyzk
>>27275490
Rainbow Dash is such a failure
finally good dash episode
>it's a cringe episode
>Skirt and pom-pom's
>Belly button
>Bottomless
How Lewd. You should be -proud- ashamed Starlight
Who's she cheering for?
>>27275064
The viewer. You have to be nice to the NEET autists who fall in love with you, or they'll get really depressed.
>>27275064
She's not cheering. It's her audition for Hoofbeat.
Previous thread: >>27255348
GoogleDoc Pastebin Archive:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1aoh8YH3I0q78czAnb9mt_4h5jUeCUbivFV5WhAh935U/edit?pli=1
Old CrazyRain's Stories' Archives:
http://pastebin.com/C82B4dea
>>27274495
>tfw It's not dong ring.
>>27274495
Ceiling Cadence is watching you masturbate.
I swear, I you shitpost this one thread...
So, I've returned.
I've got my job tomorrow, so I'll go to sleep soon, but if anyone has any questions I'll try to answer them first.
In short, it was fucking amazing.
How big of assholes were Final Draft and OsakaJack?
>>27274221
You buy something?
How is the quality of the plushies and fanart?
How many bronies exist in japan?
>>27274231
"They started to orbit each other" level big.
I want to personally roll Final Draft into that little pond we had there, because he deserves it.
Aside from that, it was really fun hanging out with them. I spent a lot of nice, close and personal time with Mike.
>You will never go out with the goth pony
Why live?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IpwyUkfm0oI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2sttBzip-8
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL9diVcc7MGFL_CeqR4jhheDbfRShOqG64
You literally cannot dispute this image.
I don't get it, it's just a collection of memes.
>>27273825
But I can give you a (you)
>>27273825
...I don't get it
Could Celestia rescue the human civilization?
This happened
>>27272653
If by rescue, you mean send Twilight to subjugate everyone, then yes.
>>27272653
I'm sure if they ended up being real they'd be an excellent outside force to rally the human race together, leading to a long and bloody war.
Which pony introduced you to the show, and which one keeps you here?
Nyx to both questions.
>>27272575
The one with the hooves
GIF Thread
Get your /gewunner/ fix here.
>>27271190
Oh, now I get it.
gewunner=G1-er
I always read the g as a hard g. It was very confusing
>>27271209
It's Pokeymans slang that we borrowed to describe the Hasbro equivalents, more for Transformers than Ponies though.
>>27271250
Makes sense. G1 Transformers fans are just as snobbish as the Pokémon oldfags.
http://pastebin.com/Pu749mrT
>>27270444
Post sheets
>>27270449
http://pastebin.com/RaZG8KLM
>>27270449
http://pastebin.com/R0AXr1UU
Coke pony thread? Coke pony thread.
>>27270400
I want to drink her
burp
>>27270400
>coke
>not pepsi
OP enjoys a shit-tier soft drink
If you had the free time, and someone paid for your ticket and hotel room, would you attend one of the faggot pony cons?
>>27270277
sure, but that doesnt make me any better at being social
>>27270277
You're on neo-/mlp/. A lot of people here actually look forward to the "/mlp/arties" where they all get drunk and "ironically" look at porn while taking shots out of a horsecock.
ITT: a timeline of your favorite pones.
Started with Fluttershy, 'cause she was cute in season 1. Then moved onto Rarity because she was fabulous. Then I realized that I'm into Tsundere and that Trixie was my idol. Then Glimglam happened and I've been conflicted ever since.
>>27269437
always muh waifu.
fluttershy for a week, then rarity for a couple months, then twi for god knows how many years now. rara still has a place in my heart though
>>27269459
>liking Twilight after her coronation
Tooooop tieeeeer faggot.
owdy, partner!
What you see here began as a series of comedy-centric stories with the concept of an alicorn-ascended Princess Applejack trying to change a mismanaged Equestria for the better by humorously interacting with the other, quite lazy, princesses.
Not to mention a whole bunch of Changelings with nothing better to do but cause mischief.
The whole thing was set in motion by this gem:
~~~~~
>So, wait, why am Ah' a princess again?
>Because you seem to be the only goddamn one of those ponies who gets that a Princess need to do actual work regarding maintenance of the kingdom. You know how much city planning or trade negotiations Twilight or Luna have done? Fucking nothing. Everyone is obsessed with the world ending threats they think I should fight, but the minute I point out the free health care I have to work to maintain everyone goes quiet. And don't even get me started on Cadence, who can't even manage a basic meeting with the Equestrian Games representative. Fucking annoying. Go do actual princess stuff, because apparently everyone else got the pamphlets mixed up or something and thinks "Princess" means "Beat cop."
~~~~~
Are you feeling creative? Try your hand at writing a story! No contribution is too small and we love having new folks around.
If you're more artistically inclined give a drawing or sketch a shot. Don't fret too much; it doesn't have to be fancy and we appreciate artwork a lot.
If that isn't your style either, writers always need feedback. So tell us what you liked - and what you didn't - to help us improve.
If you are unsure about anything, do not be afraid to ask. We will gladly bring you up-to-date or explain anything you feel is unclear.
Thread 137! The fight is over, and thankfully there's no new apples in heaven!
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