Post creatures you'd love to see the M6s' reaction to if said creature was put on display in a zoo.
Hardmode: Greentext each of their reactions.
>>27514188
>>27514188
Celestia
>"WHAT THE FUCK"
>>27514280
DAMMIT
>>27514188
>forgetting to greentext
Apologies.
Reactions by name.
Grape Book Tubby
>"Um, I can't be the only one here who sees what's wrong with this. That thing has a spike through its HEAD. How is it even standing, let alone carrying that axe-hammer-thing? And are those blades going through his-Oh Celestia, they are. Hold on...heugh..."
Fashion Creme Darling
>"Oh, my. Well, it's certainly a sight to see, but perhaps we might move on to something a bit more, ahem, aesthetically pleasing? Perhaps without viscera covering its clothes?"
Septachromatic Speedy Gonzales
>"Wait, does everything look this cool where you come from? I mean, it's kinda gross, but look at the size of that axe! I don't think even somepony like Big Mac could lift a thing like that!"
Runaway Butter
>"Oh, goodness! I'm just going to be back here. I don't do so well with things that I can't look in the eye. Anything could happen, and I'd have no warning!"
Bubblegum On Speed
>"Whoo, does HE need a cheering up. Having metal driven through your skin isn't exactly my idea of a fun time, so it's no surprise that he's so grumpy. I bet that a big ol' piñata to swing that hammer at would cheer him up, though!"
Green Eyes Orange Apple
>"Well, I'll be a llama's uncle. All them piercings and he's still a-swinging that hammer like it ain't nothing more than a toy. I bet if he gave that thing a solid swing in the middle of an apple orchard, he'd shake the apple out of the whole place."
Were you to come up with and BS new powers for the mane six in guardians of harmony so they're not fucking useless compared to Twilight, like what power ponies and do princesses dream of magical sheep did, What would you give each pony?
What would be your explanation for each of their random power ups (artifact, spell, training, whatever), and what would each be? And would you even give twilight anything?
>>27513716
I'd give her a rough pounding
>>27513741
You always want to do that
>>27513716
When Rarity gets revealed, I really hope she comes with some fabulous impenetrable diamond armor, and shields and stuff. That would seem fitting for her.
Fluttershy can get animal command nonsnense
And Applejack can get a rope. Yee-haw?
Would you buttfuck the party horse?
What if it was sloppy seconds?
Oh who are you kidding, it would be sloppy 2000ths. Would you still do it?
>>27513664
Sure, but to be honest she doesn't strike me as the type of girl to fuck literally every stallion in sight. She's quite social, sure. Maybe I'm just a faggot.
Rarity, on the other hand...
>>27513982
Are you kidding? Pinkie's such a fucking slut all you have to do is tell her that your pants horn is feeling sad and she'll immediately cheer it up with a mouth hug.
Rarity's a slut, sure, but she's more dignified about it, preferring the glory hole to anything.
>>27513664
S-shut up! My waifu is p-pure!
post anon filly
>>27513528
Fuck you and your shitty green OC
good night /mlp/
sweet dreams flutter margarine
>>27513511
Good night, good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow,
That I shall say good night till it be morrow.
>>27513511
Good night, flutter butter
Equestria Girls was made for lewd. Japan should just buy a license and make a hentai already. No one can deny Sunset Shimmer taking a horsecock on all fours wouldn't make money.
>eqg
>ever
>>27513344
No one can deny, bro. Not even you.
>>27513344
>caring what you jerk your penis to
Because you faggots are too lazy to make a thread about Amber and maple on Memorial Day.
images related to duo-cartoonist drawings
>The Secret of Friendship
ITT: Songs made for sex, for you and your pony waifu of course.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VsECsl9--iE
>>27512739
Does no one ever notice the massive tits on Celestia in this pic?
This isn't really SFW you know, lucky for you I work in a porn shop and I just got promoted for this.
there is CLEARLY a horse puss in this
>>27512739
WHAT THE FUCK NO
>>27512385
>Sonic
>>27512391
>my Little pony characters
>>27512385
At first i didn't want it, but then i thought of the all out autistic clash they would have.
I really want this.
What if Anon was a canon villain on the show? What would his powers be, what would he do, and how would our heroins overcome him?
>>27512294
He'd be an asshole with every character being his waifu because of his Anon powers, and it'd end with him getting bored and just being friends with the Mane 6.
>>27512294
HE WOULD HAVE THE POWER TO HAVE ALL THE POWERS
>>27512294
Being a human from the 'real' world he can rewrite the show using a magic typewriter. He uses it to force the Mane 6 and the Princesses to act out his weirdest waifu fantasies. They manage to get the typewriter away from him while he's being distracted by Starlight Glimmer with help from Trixie. It disappears however when no one is looking, having been stolen by Trixie after she learns it's true power. That sets up the season finale.
Dash found Twilight's porn mag. What lewd things was she clopping to?
>>27512212
OP's mother.
>>27512219
/Roasted.
>>27512212
Her fantasy of having an orgy with all her "students"
>m6
>trixie
>baconhair
>glimglam
>moondancer
>spike getting cucked and sadly fapping in the corner
>"Uuuummm...Tell you what? How about you toss my salad first, and if you can satisfied me in under 3 minutes, I'll do it. Deal?"
>>27512195
I guess I get to touch your dick either way, so I'm game.
>>27512195
delete /b/ threads
>>27512195
Do you think the carpet matches the drapes?
ITT: We post like it's 2011
>>27511910
sex
>>27511910
I want to cum inside Rainbow Dash
>>27511910
Am I doing it right?
"Spike at your service" was originally going to feature Derpy as the pony indebted to Applejack, but the Derpygate fiasco beget a change in the episode
This is why the episode ended up largely unpopular and nonsensical
>>27511780
Well shit I learned something new for the day.
>>27511780
That's one of my favorite episodes, it was fun to see the disfunctional side of pony friends.
>>27511780
Shit that would've been fucking perfect.
