>"Uuuummm...Tell you what? How about you toss my salad first, and if you can satisfied me in under 3 minutes, I'll do it. Deal?"
>>27512195
I guess I get to touch your dick either way, so I'm game.
>>27512195
delete /b/ threads
>>27512195
Do you think the carpet matches the drapes?
>>27512195
Bitch please, I satisfied your sister in only 1 minute. She made quite a mess too.
>>27512195
>be anon
>not getting good grades
>asked if anyway to bribe A's out of the principal
>now in her office and is told offer
"Yes...ma'am.."
>You pull out the bottle of oil and begin to swish it around in a bowl
>>27512195
>You put down your tongs and glare at the woman.
Ma'am, I am not spending three minutes on a salad when I have other tables to wait on.
>>27512195
Why the hell not?
>>27512195
I wonder if Celestia would even know what "toss the salad" means. Reminds me of a class trip I was on years ago. When we were clearing the table after dinner one night, our professor grab the leftover bag of salad and said, "I'm going to toss the salad. Does anybody want any?" A bunch of people just burst out laughing, and our sweet elderly professor had no idea why. Good times...
>>27512427
that's a caesar salad
you don't put oil in a caesar salad
>>27512195
>.....
>I guess.....I'll just capture mewtwo myself then...
>>27512195
You make it sound like a challenge, you rambunctious slut.
>>27512195
I'd rather kiss those lips than the ones on your mouth
>>27512245
In color and quantity, hope you brought your machete
>>27513666
Hilarious and original
