Would you buttfuck the party horse?
What if it was sloppy seconds?
Oh who are you kidding, it would be sloppy 2000ths. Would you still do it?
>>27513664
Sure, but to be honest she doesn't strike me as the type of girl to fuck literally every stallion in sight. She's quite social, sure. Maybe I'm just a faggot.
Rarity, on the other hand...
>>27513982
Are you kidding? Pinkie's such a fucking slut all you have to do is tell her that your pants horn is feeling sad and she'll immediately cheer it up with a mouth hug.
Rarity's a slut, sure, but she's more dignified about it, preferring the glory hole to anything.
>>27513664
S-shut up! My waifu is p-pure!
>>27514526
Your waifu has a crush on Shining Armor.
>>27514526
Your waifu wants to be a homewrecker, how does that make you feel?
>>27513664
I wouldn't. Pinkie is the kind of mare with supernatural strenght you wouldn't want to mess up with. Imagine putting your dick on an anus that could slice your dick like a sausage
>>27513664
Yes.
Yes.
...Yes.
>>27514700
Despairbut also a boner
>>27513664
Of course, she is a pony, how many offers like that you're gonna get?
>>27513664
She'd never let me, because I hate myself and want to die.
Nah, bitch hella annoying an shit.
