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>All Kryptonians gain Supe's abilities and strength through yellow sun energy
>Kryptonian empire spanned hundreds of thousands of planets
>During this mass galactic colonization, no Kryptonian had ever been exposed to yellow sun energy before
>If they had, then no one bothered to try and harness this source of seemingly god like power
Has there ever been a greater fuck up in comic book lore? How was there not entire corps of Kryptonian...
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Thing that annoys me more is that daughter of literal god and avatar of six gods are weaker than some alien because muh sun.
I had always heard that Krypton didn't expand outside their star system. I mean if they did losing their home planet wouldn't have made them go extinct, Daxam notwithstanding
>>81292722
to be fair said gods were regularly outclassed by monsters and exceptional humans. So it's not like they're really such hot shit all things considered.
You have a choice:
A superhero movie full of quips
Or a superhero movie full of pretentious 2deep4u one-liners
>>81292594
Christ, can't I just have one that has a good balance of story and dialogue that doesn't treat itself too seriously without forgetting to have stakes and levity?
Why the fuck can't Marvel or DC do this?
>>81292936
Days of Future Past?
>>81292936
Iron Man and Cap 2 balanced serious with humor and levity pretty well.
i-iii-it's the ________ ________ ________
>>81292162
faggot shit poster
The angry, unpaid janitor
A hunchback nigger with a spatula
MY NAME IS ANGELA
HEY HELLO
WELCOME TO MY VERY OWN SHOW
I'M GONNA MAKE A BOMB, AND THE SCHOOL I'M GONNA BLOW!
>>81292145
YOU RUINED THE DIGIMON MOVIE
Is Butch Hartman retarded?
That's right butch, everyone who has less success than you is less successful primarily because they have a weaker relationship with god.
It sucks that society can't drop the religion meme and still deal with life, but them's the breaks.
>>81291757
I don't know, maybe he is right?
There is plenty of better cartoonists and animators in the world. Maybe he did sell his soul.
>>81291797
Id imagine old hispanic women would be running the world if that were the case.
jesus christ this was the absolute worst piece of shit i have ever read. it literally jerks off to Harper the entire time.
they started off pretty strong being centered around Bruce, Dick, and Crane. then it turns into SJW Tumblrina Harper bullshit. Not even fucking Cass was able to dodge her.
>>81291424
>jesus christ this was the absolute worst piece of shit i have ever read
How many comics did you read, then?
>>81291424
so would it be safe to stay away from this if and when it comes out in trade?
Unlike in TDKR where a very similar attack left superman very nearly dead and his face instantly swelled up from one hit,
In BvS, when Superman got hit with kryptonite gas he was still supernaturally strong and durable
He took multiple direct hits to the face from batman wearing robotically enhanced armor---armor so strong that it managed to withstand getting crashed through a building mind you---and yet these strikes never broke the skin and didnt exactly seem to shatter bones ( though at one point the jaw look broke but who knows)
Also on top of the strikes,...
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There's so many false assumptions in your initial post that I don't even know where to begin, so I'll start with the biggest one of all and the one you'll likely be most likely to ignore and just stop while I'm ahead;
You're operating under the incorrect assumption that any superhero in any piece of superhero fiction ever has ever had anything like an actually internally consistent showing of how strong they physically are, making your entire initial supposition meaningless and irrelevant.
You're basically comparing "Determined...
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>>81291295
Well of course. I actually don't disagree with you, but it's not so much that I'm making this mistake as it is that sadly that's just a fact of comics and comic related stuff and we kind of accept it
Like superman from the animated series compared to superman in the comics (any age) is so much more powerful
And like you said it can even vary in the actual story itself from scene to scene
But ........ People still like to discuss "power levels" just like people like...
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>>81291246
The answer is "it doesn't matter" and I will explain why.
The gas served no purpose in the context of the movie's universe whatsoever. It was never used to any advantage or function. The only weapon that ever mattered was the spear. And there was no reason to even make the gas if you have the spear.
The only reason Batman made kryptonite gas was so they could have a longer fight scene where they punch each other. It didn't help Batman in the story; it was for us, the audience....
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Why does Lex Luthor despise Superman so much?
Black people be h8in
>>81291123
Inferiority complex.
he has autism
>muh Batman doesn't kill
http://www.cracked.com/article_20111_the-6-most-brutal-murders-committed-by-batman.html
Shut the fuck up about BvS Batman.
>cracked
this board is worse than /tv/
>>81291132
I miss brockway
>>81291132
to be fair the link is a pre-2014 cracked
Square Enix is making another CG movie despite Spirits Within and Advent Children being failures
>>trying to make Final Fantasy 15 the mega franchise 7 was.
I don't understand. Correct me if I'm wrong but wasn't all of 7's stupid spin-off shit made because people really liked 7 and it sold a lot of copies. Shouldn't they wait for the game to come out?
>>81290875
Advent Children was a failure?
Hi I started reading the new Spider-Man comics. This was the biggest mistake in my life, holy shit.
Any thoughts on Mary Jane dating some firefighter and the new stories going on with Spidey?
I am biased because I like Mary Jane-Watson so tell me, just how awesome the new comics are. I can understand that new readers will like the fresh new start so tell me all the positives!
At least let my pain have some meaning!
>>81290574
She hasn't dated Peter in almost a decade now OP.
The current Amazing Spider-Man ongoing is alright, but kind of boring. There's about five different plots going on and none of them are that interesting.
>>81290599
Sorry. New is not the right word. I'm late to the party.
I feel just awful after the Spectacular show, and then I see Gwen getting raped,
Civil War, and then One More Day, and then this.
I feel like I'm getting punched in the stomach, and I try to make it feel better but then I get punched over and over until I die.
>>81290574
>>81290689
Might I suggest renew your vows? In this continuity, they are still together, and stay together throughout. Plus, its cute.
opening line even is:
>this was how it was always meant to be
A freak accident causes these two characters to swap universes. Rather then try to get back to their own universe, they are both intent on conquering the earth of their new one. They start with no knowledge of the universe they find themselves in, likewise the people of these earths have no knowledge of them. They start with nothing but the clothes/armor on their backs.
How successful are they?
>>81290427
No info? Well, both of them would get their shit kicked in. Lex less so, because he'd probably infiltrate the government or some shit and gain a position of power.
>>81290427
Magic > Overman
As for Lex, hmmm. Marvel's currently fractured and a new Legion of Doom would destroy the C-list Avengers on the roster.
>>81290515
That's if they immediately start attacking a city or something, but I think both are a little smarter then that. Would not be to hard to learn about the heroes of their new earth, and they have an element of surprise due to the heroes not knowing anything about them. I imagine both would start out trying to appear benevolent to the heroes.
Anyone else not a fan of the Batman retcon of the Flash's origin story? Why did he have to be more Batman like?
Flash Rebirth did nothing good for the Flash Family. It did wonders for Eobard Thawne though.
>>81289378
People always slobber over Johns' Flash run, but I think it's the worst book he's done with DC. His GL, Superman, JSA, Hawkman, and Aquaman are a lot better.
>>81289323
Yes. Casuals and newfags to comics are the only ones who like Rebirth because they think it's ~so cool~ that Barry created the Speed Force and they think dead parents are the best part of superheros.
MUTO from Godzilla vs the Cloverfield monster.
Who wins /co/?
>>81288603
Godzilla.
>>81288603
Which MUTO?
The male or the female?
The latter would have trouble but the female wrecks Cloverfield.
>>81288706
What if it was an adult Clover?
I just noticed that, aside from Beast Boy, all of them have gender neutral names.
>>81287751
>Dick and Victor are gender neutral names
Beast Boy used to be Changeling
>>81287801
I meant their superhero names. If you swapped their genders, Beast Boy would be the only unfitting name.
