So I work in an office building. I make good money, food at the house but sometimes I walk by trash cans and see great stuff left. Just today the garbage can by the door had what looked like a hefty BK bag and wouldn't you know there was a medium fry, most of a nugget 10 piece and an unopened honey mustard. Score!
I've gotten all kind of stuff just out of my office, chinese food, chicken wings, halves of burgers. I'm thinking of expanding out into public but I don't want people to see me, any tips?
>>7176524
You're a fucking Darwin Award waiting to happen.
The five second rule is bullshit because the moment something hit the floor, it's covered in germs.
You are now eating something that someone may have eaten with literal shitty hands (watch how many people don't wash their hands coming out of the bathroom, it's terrifying) and may have had their mouth on (the mouth is a cesspit of germs even before they are sick)
This plus whatever germs are in the fucking can.
Why?
Did you win your free 6-pack of Crystal Pepsi?
>>7176508
I'm just going to wait for it to be available next year. I was too young to try it when it originally came out, but I'm not too excited about it so I'm in no hurry.
>>7176508
I hate pepsi
>>7176508
>crysal pepsi has caffeine in it
Awful
Can you crack an egg one handed? What other neat but not necessarily required tricks and techniques are there?
I always get egg all over my hand as if I just angrily crushed it.
>>7176236
Cracking with one hand is easy. Its something they teach at McDonalds to make you work fater at breakfast time. Just crack it and pull it apart with your thumb and little finger. Done.
How quickly can you finely dice an onion?
>>7177019
Not very quickly at all; but then again, I'm a home cook, not someone who works in a restaurant.
I can crack an egg one handed though. It only took about a dozen tries for me to figure it out.
Don't let stock come to a boil
>>7176223
>dues & donts
Dont due what Donny dont dues.
>>7176223
>not using knorr stock cubes
Don't use stock cubes, especially those ones by Knorr
Has /ck/ ever tried this? How does it taste?
Sorry OP, but dragons aren't real.
>>7176154
That's why Welsh Dragon Sausage was banned in Wales -- that the name was considered misleading because it doesn't actually contain real dragon meat.
You can get it elsewhere, though.
they are hot chill pork sausages with leek they are noice boi o
What does /ck/ order from Zaxby's?
>>7175910
kicked chicken sandwich with hot honey mustard on the side
or buffalo ranch chicken salad
Or the grilled chicken extra honey mustard
or barbecue wings and things
I use to eat it veeeery frequently cause it's so dang good and right down the street from work but since the most recent price hikes it's become almost unreasonable
"I'll have a boneless wings and things and a large coke please. Yes I do want the tater chips too please"
basically every time
>>7175910
never had it, but it looks pretty good. quality sauce selection compared to cains, which i fucking hate
Can you tell the difference between a Pale Ale and a Pale Lager, /ck/?
>>7175687
One's a meme and one isn't
>alcohol
psssh. unleash your inner animal, kid.
>>7175687
yes
the color
>watch american competitive cooking shows
>always filled with dykes and fags
>everyone has gay haircuts and huge arm tattoos and generally look trashy
are these some kind of requirements for becoming chefs in america? can't they be like normal people who just like to cook and have chosen to do it professionally?
>american competitive cooking shows
>>7174712
It seems to be the norm everywhere, anon.
They say don't trust/eat food from a skinny chef... well I say don't eat BBQ/burgers from an untattooed straight cis skinny person.
>>7174712
If you don't have some kind of gender identity disorder or large amounts of tattoos showing then people will think youre some kind of bible thumper and these types of people aren't allowed on TV. Fedora tippers will sue the networks cause Hus/hers/its feelings were offended
"your welcome faggots"
- your friendly neighborhood bee
what happens after 3000 years? Does it rot?
shut the fuck up. you and your shitty species should inexplicably die
back in my day honey was honey none of this hfcs infused stuff they have now.
GOAT chips/crisps
These bad boys. Or their sea salt and vinegar chips
How are these? They look interesting.
Doritos Fiery Habanero were the best chips ever para ser honesto, familia.
Who /ChickenThighs/ here? This shit is the best fucking meat 2behonest.
what is the difference between breast and thigh really? I just know the breast is more convenient
>>7173105
Breast is superior because it's boneless.
Thigh in general is cheaper, fattier and bones.
>>7173105
Thigh is way more succulent. Breast is bone dry in comparison.
What spices/herbs are the most overrated?
Myself, I'd say sage, it's pretty neat but ultimately bland, I could do without it.
saffron
basically an extremely expensive food coloring
Bay leaf - make a stew/casserole with and make exactly the same stew/casserole with.
Taste and tell me the difference.
>protip - you can't
>>7172605
Curry
This year marks the begging of an escalation on the war on sugar.
Documentaries have been coming out, health professionals, as well as cooks, and they're all talking about how horrible sugar is for the human body..
To put it simply, calories in and out has been challenged. Before, eating 180 calories of something healthy wasn't so bad because healthier foods take longer to digest. However, eating unhealthy food packed with sugar gives you more calories because sugars are digested faster, and turned directly into fat.
A lot of companies have begun to pay medical professionals to churn out scholarly articles to dismiss the claims against sugar.
What is /ck/'s opinion on the war on sugar?
Perhaps, some of you can exploit this niche which will soon grow by offering food low on sugar!
interesting thread
bump
>>7170883
Yeah it's really interesting. Experts have been baffled at why America is getting so far. The common sense answer to bestiality: "just eat less, exercise more" Doesn't seem to be working. They believe this has to do with sugar. Because one can buy sodas and other varieties of food that are "diet/ low fat" but are full of sugar, thus making them just as bad for you.
>>7170901
EDIT: getting so fat.
Post GOAT desserts
I eat it with a spoon. Maple syrup goes along well with it,
>>7169639
I've never had maple syrup on meat before
Seems like it wouldn't go well with the juices
>>7169627
can't wait to make one of these bad boys for Christmas
Eggnog appreciation thread.
Share your love for eggnog.
I remember one time I went to have a glass of egg nog with brandy, but I forgot the eggnog. Was wondering why it tasted so good.
got real drunk on homemade eggnog and brandy last night. made some fun at a friend's christmas party, and met some cool people in the city i just moved to.
thanks egg nog
>>7168215
I just threw some away it was so vile.
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