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>be 12 yrs old
>see this sign outside the shop
>look at it for 15 minutes deciding which one to pick
>walk into shop
>not a single one of those we're ever on offer in the shop
>walk home sad and depressed
Why would they do this?
>>7815721
because they're horrible people
You should've at least settled for a turtle pop with gumball eyes.
>>7815721
They put the best shit at the top. And the stupid kid bullshit at the bottom.
ITT: Food poisoning stories
I want to hear some stories about people's experiences with food poisoning.
Personally, I remember going to a sausage sizzle (australian thing) for an uncles end of year work function when I was 4, and I must have eaten something raw or dodgy because I was throwing up for the next few days. Didn't need to be hospitalised in the end but boy I remember it being painful.
What about you, /ck/?
>>7815704
Chipotle. God damn chipotle. I decided to grab a burrito for lunch before heading 2 hours by car to a baseball game in Miami. All was fine until the 2nd inning or so of the game. Felt some pressure in my stomach thought it was just the beer mixing with the pretzel. One more inning I found myself running up the stairs heaving trying to make it to a trash can before it all came up. Just made it. End up standing over a trashcan for a few innings feeling like absolute shit. Realize I have a whole 2 hour car ride back and...
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Ive gotten it a few times, worst was red lobster. Shrimp alfredo. The leg cramps stayed with me for a few days after 3 straight days of puking.
I was at the college and I was penniless ans hungry, so I stole a bag of mixed dried beans and grains. I crunched a handful of red beans, and after shitting my soul out I learned those were toxic and more than enough to kill an adult man and a half. I guess I lucked out as I just felt fatigued for a couple of days
The next day I raped my roommates' fridge and got in a fight for that kek
Cuisine has never been more meme-ish, slip some Nickelback in to your muscle cars CD player and post your Guy Fieri experiences.
>>7815670
how do we stop this trend
>>7815685
fucking memeshakes
>>7815670
looks good to me but I wouldn't spend money on it
so.. i left islam and parents went full serial mode on me, so now im forced to move out. Never made my own food, besides boiling egg. I dont know where to begin, seen some videos. Seasoning seems confusing. I love italian and asian food. Dont know what to do, please guide me
Make some pulled pork.
make some boiled eggs
>>7815635
just googled pulled pork. mfw im gonna starve to death
Hey /ck/, currently making sauerkraut and wondering if all the space in the jar could fuck my sauerkraut up
Did I do it wrong, /ck/?
Should I put more liquid into the jar?
>>7815526
That's jenkem isn't it?
>>7815530
Yeah but am I making it right
What is pepe doing in there?
Share any and all restaurant kitchen stories here:
>Injuries
>stimulant drug use
>feeling overworked
>rude customers
>asshole coworkers
Etc.
Can't start because I'm not a cook.
>>7815474
It's your own fault for working a low pay no skill job, dumbass
>>7815478
Read the post again you thick fucking clod
>>7815481
I did and you're still a dumb fuck
When is it coming back? I am really craving one. Are there any suitable substitutes?
Is this a meme food? It's always felt unsatisfying to me, even as far as McDs food goes.
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>>7815227
Anon, just make your own
It's probably the easiest thing on the menu to replicate
Buy some of pic related, doesn't have to be this exact brand, but there are tons (especially at bargain chains like walmart or costco)
buy some sesame seed italian sandwich rolls
onions and dill crinkle pickles
Barbeque sauce, I'd suggest sweet baby ray's just from memory, but if you need the authentic mcdonald's taste, just ask for some mcdonald's barbecue sauce
cook then assemble
plus bread
Post em
FACT:
I printed this picture out and hid it in a magazine in my bathroom when I was a teenager. It was my go-to jerk off material.
>>7815133
Thoughts?
>>7815069
9/10 blood sausage op
The only licorice available to the general American consumer public. 9/10 godtier sweet. Cure for cancer, McDonalds and Capitalism.
>>7815069
I bet that isn't even real panda meat.
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I'm going to white castle, you guys want anything?
>>7814938
A 360 turn and walk away
>>7814938
Please kill me on the way out, I hate living
Yeah senpai I'll take 5 cheeseburgers plain and Diet Coke no ice. If Ladarius is working tell him I want that $3.50 he still owes me.
Friday at last. Work has been especially brutal with a short notice 12 hour power outage planned for this weekend so I spent the better part of this week making sure everything was on the emergency outlets so people don't.. you know.. die and shit. This has left me drained, so for tonight's no-fucks-given tortilla soup, we're just going to throw a whole bunch of shit in a crock pot, walk away with a few beers, then come back to some food.
Posting live from the kitchen.
Joining us for tonight are the Widmer Brothers. Oh, and saffron. Cannot forget about saffron.
Been awful hot lately, trying to keep the little guy cool.
And we begin.
>2016
>still buying a bottle shaped like a black woman with a fat ass
Unbelievable. please tell me you don't still do this
>>7814634
Go back to tumblr, SJW scum.
>>7814634
yea don't they know that niggers are not allowed outside.
>>7814634
Show me her fat ass. If Mrs Butterworth's had a fat ass, I'd buy ONLY that. That said, I always assumed she was a white bitch covered in syrup. In the commercials I'd seen, she sounds like a honkie.
Is Blue Moon underrated? I've enjoyed it every time I had it. And yet I constantly see people call it garbage.
It's amazing how they made a Belgian beer taste like American macrolager.
I think it's fine. I wouldn't pretend it's a high end hand made artisan beer, but I generally don't give a shit about that kind of hair splitting difference because beer is beer. If I wanted something "interesting" I'd get some 13% ABV single hop brett garbage that smells like a dumpster and costs $12 for a 12 oz bottle and was made by a totally indie guy living in his mom's basement and posting BA reviews as a full time job, but if someone offers me a bottle, I'll drink it and be glad for the free beer.
I assume by "underrated"...
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>>7814619
It's not garbage, but it's nothing special. I drink it pretty regularly when I'm out, but there's other stuff I'd buy preferentially to stock my fridge with.
Hello /ck/ I have a pack of drumsticks and was wondering if you had any creative ideas for seasoning them, I will most likely just have some simple rice and vegetables on the side.
>>7814596
Stuff them, then bake or grill them.
It's much easier than it sounds.
>>7814647
I'm planning on just baking them but am looking more for ideas of ingredients or seasonings to use
>>7814708
Check pintrest! I get a TON of great recipes from there
That hookup last night makes me crave real food. Anyone got any advice for stir fry?
>>7814566
>Anyone got any advice for stir fry?
yes. don't use too much oil and don't fuck it up
Gotta get rid of the bullshit first
>>7814566
Sirloin tip steak 1lb+
2 green peppers
1 big onion or 2 small onions
2 cups rice
Salt/pepper
Maybe soy sauce
I am not a complicated man.
