Archived threads in /ck/ - Food & Cooking - 469. page
Images are sometimes not shown due to bandwidth/network limitations. Refreshing the page usually helps.
How to cook Bacon perfectly?
>>7461172
In the oven
>>7461173
From a cold start
>>7461172
Warm it up until it's done the way you like it
Who makes the best malt liquor videos /ck/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=219&v=c1bnddcdOL4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRfooc8B-7I
>>7460964
good morning ladies
huffy72
You come home from work and your quirky 4'9" Guatemalan wife has made this for you.
What do you do?
>>7460927
>guatemalan
kill myself
>>7460927
pat her on the head they she could reach the stove and then throw that shit out and order chinese
>>7460927
>You come home from work and your quirky 4'9" Guatemalan wife has made this for you.
Beat her for making me lose the presidential nomination of my party then make guac in my guac bowl.
Name a better quality brand.
>PROTIP: You can not.
>>7460704
shit has SO much sodium
We like the red beans and rice.
Yea its salty, but I only eat like a half a cup of it at a time.
>>7460704
If it's a brand you can find in a supermarket I'd hardly consider it luxury. Almost by definition luxury items are not widely available.
This is dedicated to my /fit/bro. Lets make sick gains, cunt.
I have some eggs, milk, protein power and creatine. Pretty standard.
>>7460587
I'll make this quick. First goes the ice, creatine and brotien.
you dont need all that shit to be fit
just exercise
if you want unusually large muscles then you better have a use for them otherwise youre just compensating for something else that has you insecure
>>7460589
Then eggs. I think they are over ripe.
So my local grocery store had chicken breast chunks on sale for $1.15/lb the other day...being the poorfag I am, I scooped up a 5 lb. package.
As far as I can tell, it's simply the leftover scraps from when they were sectioning up the breasts at the butcher. Nothing wrong with the meat, just all sorts of fucked up shapes and sizes.
That being said, since its now all in my freezer, any recommendations for cooking 5 pounds of these freakshow breast chunks? I'm leaning toward some kind of stew right now...
>>7460534
A stew would work, sure. You could also use them for stir-fry, or stick them on skewers and do it Kebab-style (for large chunks) or Yakitori if the pieces are small.
Stir fry. You can use them for stews, but since they're low fat, low connective tissue they're not the best choice. If you were to go down to that route, I'd advise adding them towards the end.
>>7460534
stiry fry or fried rice seems logical
What is this /ck/ and how do I make it?
>>7460427
Khachapuri
death on a plate.
>>7460427
>All that butter
what people think vegans eat VS what we really eat
>>7460260
>ice
>frozen vegetables
it's basically the same thing
so whats up barbarians?
How do you respond to this without looking like a hypocrite?
kill yourselves. oh wait you already are by eating your hormone injected and cancer inducing filth.
>>7460275
i actually would eat dog if it were available
>Driving with friend
>It's lunch time so I suggest we eat somewhere, so I say McDonald's since it's pretty close by
>"Oh I'd never be caught dead eating at Mick Dee's. I got better taste than that."
>I say "Okay, where do you want to eat?" thinking he's gonna suggest a healthier alternative
>He says "Five Guys Burger and Fries"
>mfw
>>7460168
Your mistake, thinking "taste" would much to do with health.
Your friend's still an idiot though.
>>7460168
just pull the car over and let him know you are no longer friends and to get off of your property. /thread
>>7460168
McDonalds sucks dicks from every direction it's possible to suck a dick from. You could summon Cthulhu, enter his non-Euclidean dimension, and you would find McDonalds sucking dicks from impossible lines and angles.
Your friend did you a favor. Five Guys is better in every way.
>perfect balance of nutrition to meet your RDA
>can 100% replace all food in your diet
>no cooking time or energy required
>contains no animal products
>over 1 year of shelf life
>affordable
Basically it's human chow...
Mediocre food for a mediocre life I guess.
>>7460087
How about fuck off and stop maiking this thread every day? If you want to eat shit go ahead just keep it to yourself you stupid fuck.
>>7460090
Hey, some of us are interested. You're free to hide threads you don't like.
What's the use in getting mad?
Is this the most overrated meme channel? Cayenne on fucking everything? Kinda pleb tier seasoning
>>7460078
Yes. Notice how he doesn't even give exact measurements in his recipes either.
>>7460083
Because you want to be jotting that shit down while you're watching?
It's all available on his blog, which he links under every single video.
>>7460078
He can be annoying and he talks like a fag but other than that his recipes are mostly solid and he makes good quality videos.
Do you eat anything not in the way in which it was intended?
I buy and eat bags of croutons the same way most people do potato chips or goldfish crackers
It's just my favorite snack, people think it's freaky deaky but I don't see why
>>7459862
>but I don't see why
Because there are set rules to things. Just like the rule that chili needs to has beans in it to be called an authentic chili. Or the rule that American or English spaghetti carbonara is made with a nice amount of heavy cream. Or that New Yorkian cheese frisbees are called "pizza".
>>7459867
What this guy said. Food choices are heavily cultural. I've done what you do OP, and it's delicious. Can anyone give a reasonable reason why an American breakfast is more or less proper than an English breakfast? No, not without a bunch of stupid bullshit.
>>7459862
I don't see anything wrong with that at all, croutons are delicious and come in great flavors that you don't get in chips or crackers.
I enjoy a slice of untoasted, good quality sourdough bread with olive oil, salt + pepper for breakfast. My sisters used to give me shit for it growing up, yet have no problem eating wonder bread toast with butter on it.
I fucking love noodles, im like that little nigga off of parappa the rapper 2.
I'm not one of those anime faggots that eats it because Japan. I grew up with the shit
But I've never actually had what could possibly be the best tasting ramen.
I love sour stuff so i've always put vinegar and A1 steak sauce into it. What could I add to make sour and tasty Ramen.
>>7459702
Do you have access to Kimchi?
>>7459702
That's like being a connoisseur of Kraft Mac n Cheese. Trash.
>>7459711
Kraft Dinner is pretty good, though.
this man is literally the reason i cook
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idGvS0pKiC4
>>7459659
>vitamin c
>broccoli
wat, holy shit I didn't kno that broco had vitamin C in it until now.
I usually associate green vag's w/ B vitamins
>>7459659
1/4 teaspoon of salt
sorry that was a full fucking jar of it.
>>7459659
2 tbl sppons oil
the eyeballing is wayy off on this guy haha
that's like half a bottle of oil
he's funny though.
Did you ever have a birthday or fun time at Caesarland?
>>7459562
I can't think of a more depressing way to celebrate a child's birthday.
>>7459562
That image creeps me out. I have never heard of Caeserland, but no child of mine would go anywhere near a place like in that image.
No. I had a birthday party at Showbiz Pizza Place, I was fucking horrified.
