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A chocolate chip cookie crust with Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough Ice Cream, topped with cookie dough pieces, rainbow sprinkles and drizzled with marshmallow topping.
Anyone here try this? Thoughts?
>>7866649
European ""food""
Could do without the marshmallow topping since its super sweet already. Would eat for bday/10
Covered in too much stupid shit.
Name a better American blue cheese
I'll save us all some time: you can't
>a better American blue cheese
Suicide would be a better alternative, desu famalamadingdong
>>7866104
What's wrong with Point Reyes? Oh wait, you're just shitposting.
Why does coffee as a beverage even exist?
How did people get the bright idea of picking the cherries off some wild plant, taking the seeds out, taking the husks off the seeds, drying them for days, then roasting, then grinding, then steeping it in hot water for 5 minutes and then drinking the result?
>>7865774
aztec gods breh. who were likely aliens. and they know their shit. too bad they went back to the andromeda galaxy or wherever the fuck they call home
>>7865774
10,000 years of experimentation. People used to chew on the cherries because they made them feel a little more awake, and over time someone got the idea to take a bunch of those cherries and drying them out to keep them around. Someone else probably got the idea to try to cook them or grind them up and put them in something.
What I want to fucking know is who in the god damn fuck was the first human that saw a raw oyster and said
>yeah I'll eat that
>>7865774
To remind you about bitterness of existence.
What do you make to crave your hunger? This is the quick-fix thread feel free to share your own recipes!
I will start mine is called the poor mans baked potato. Toasted bread with sour cream spread and bacon bits on top.
Pic related
ramen because im poor and theres never any food in my house but its 9 cents each. im eating ramen right now its 2am
I usually make a Hamburger helper meal without any meat. I call it the Hamburger helpless.
bouillon in water
so like warm fake chicken broth
What do you guys think of this brand of frozen pizza?
It'll make a turd.
>>7864243
no-buy considering american flatbread is like a dollar more.
I've never seen or tried it in my life
Fellow dishwashers,prep, and bussies. Talk experience with stubborn Ecadurian/Mexican cooks. Talk about that time you became an engineer and fixed a $5000 dishwasher. Those cuts and burns are war scars. Wear em' proud.
>>7860301
when I worked in Portland, OR there was a Mexican prep cook that was riding a new guy for being total shit. Well, the new guy clocked out of his shift and got drunk at the bar for a couple hours. Later that night while talking over the prep list for the next day, in comes new guy who proceeds to grab a large knife off the rack and WHACK. chopped the Mexicans' finger clean off. Lots of stories but that one really sticks out...
>>7860301
>dat blast of steam from the dishwasher
It was always a gamble whether or not you'd walk away if simple first-degree burns or be totally blinded
>>7861186
I've heard that high-pressure superheated steam can cut you like a knife; is it true, and have you ever seen it happen to anyone?
Hi, /ck/. Is food related /co/rporarive shilling allowed here?
Also fried chicken thread, I guess. What's your favorite franchise? Are all of them shit? How do you like your chicken?
Do you feed your pets fruits?
>>7863719
My dogs love watermelon.
I once tried to feed my ex-girlfriend's cat a piece of chicken. I was about to hand it to her, and then she fucking wolverined the chicken and fed it to herself like a fucking kebab.
>>7863907
Chicken is not fruit, its a veggie
How did this fatass lose so much weight eating those shitty sandwiches?
>>7867523
He had aides
Eating a 500 calorie sandwich for each meal probably
>>7867523
You burn a lot of calories going around to schools and doing "you know what".
Why doesn't /ck/ like bacon?
It's delicious.
>british """""""""""""""""""""""""bacon"""""""""""""""""""""""""
That's ham, homie.
Your thread is bad and you should feel bad.
I chose shekels over bacon
Im trying to lose weight. Give me some good diet dish recipes.Extra points if its under 350 calories.
>>7869422
Any dish you want. Just make a smaller portion.
Eat anything on pic related until you are full and you'll lose weight
>>7869426
Damit nobody understands that if you weigh alot smaller portions are pointless. Because itll make you Hungrier and then you'll compulsively end up eating 2x an hour later. Drives your Metabolism through the roof! (without burning the extra calories to compensate)
What's the best consistency to cook eggs to?
If you pick the last three, you're wrong
Egg whites are the one food I can not force myself to like no matter how many times I try. Problem is, the yolk is one of my favorite foods. I love soft, runny yolks especially. The problem is, when the yolk is the consistency that I like, the white is also still not fully congealed leading to a mixing of the yolk and white. I just eat yolks raw with bread or as a dip for strips of grilled meat.
runny yolk or bust
>>7868175
Depends on what you want to do with the eggs. Usually I prefer the third on the top row, but if I want to slice it and put on a sandwich I'll go with the first on the bottom row.
We've all heard the expression "on the rocks" before. Are they really better than ice? The water in my area is unsafe to drink/make ice with and I'm thinking of buying some actual rocks as an alternative. I'd like to know your thoughts and experiences regarding them and how they are supposed to work.
>>7865660
Just use bottled or filtered water to make your ice. Personally i would not use rocks when their composition is completely unknown. Shit could be shipped out of china and laden with lead or someshit.
They're dumb as a brick.
>>7865670
Wouldn't you just go and look for rocks from a reputable brand then?
Is this cooked ok I'm trying to get better with steak?
Its still red inside
>>7861280
I understand if it isn't it's overdone.
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They have started selling US chocolate in the UK recently. I thought I would try a selection. Boy did I regret it. This stuff tastes so fucking artificial it made me want to puke. Granted the shit sold by Nestle and Cadbury don't taste great either. But dammit you guys make shit chocolate. Swiss chocolate is God tier though.
So don't eat it, you buttblasted baby.
What an important and thought provoking thread.
go fuck yourself OP
i'm fucking british and i love US chocolate
