>tfw no good games where you play as a bug
>tfw no incest RTS
>ants as infantry
>wasps and bees as air fighters
>beetles as tanks
>>260635467
Mr. Mosquito?
Deadly Creatures.
Yeah yeah, arachnids or whatever. Close enough.
ITT: ACTUAL 10/10 VIDEO GAMES
SANDS OF TIME
HALF LIFE 2
GOD OF WAR 3
RESIDENT EVIL 4
MAX PAYNE 2
KINGDOM HEARTS 2
TEAM FORTRESS 2
COUNTER STRIKE 1.6
APE ESCAPE
WHAT ELSE?
HoMM3
>>260715186
GOW 3 was more of a 8.5/10 for me.
I PERSONALLY LIKE "GO FUCK YOURSELF WITH A RUSTY RAKE, RUGGARELL"
So, we know that Samus's hands fit FAIRLY snugly into the "hands" of the powersuit. Give or take a couple inches, and obviously her right hand only going so far due to her Arm Cannon. But be that as it may, for all intents and purposes, the gloves are basically snug.
Now, when you see the Powersuit, you'll notice that it's proportions are that of the average human being. The way the arms fall in length in comparison to the overall height show this clearly.
Now, wouldn't this information go to suggest that the feet and legs fit just...
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MANLETS
>Samus is shorter than Little Mac
>>260721097
Super Metroid manual says she's 6'0, 200 pounds. I don't give a shit what M:OM says. It's a shit game that, if we take it as canon, invalidates almost every other game.
I honestly do not know why we have these discussions anymore. I have no idea why OP bothered to try to guess her height when her height is clearly stated in what is considered the series defining game.
Acouple of days ago, one of Norway's most read newspapers named "Aftenposten" release a series of articles related to gaming and the addiction.
The treatment of how gaming is seen in the country is compared to shit like alcohol and drugs, Main problems are that the local media here tend to be onesided with technophobic/neophobic press tactics to scare grown ups to believe you'll be raising addicts and by using one professor as a source is enough to cover this problem and twist his words in favor for clickbating.
How is gaming being shamed in your contry?
>>260690393
Well, because of GamerGate it's being shunned everywhere.
Fucking suspicious they all released anti-gamer articles at the same time.
Considering there's a direct link between gaming and misogyny I think it's reasonable that, until we know what causes it, we treat it like an addictive drug or problem.
Ultimately, gaming is harmful to oneself and others, whereas movies, tv and books are not.
When we better understand WHY games make people act so radically, then we can attempt cure it, and then it won't be an issue.
>>260690629
OP here. This has been a issue since fuckin' 2008.
Why don't you go to your arcade anymore /v/? Do you hate fun? Are you a casual?
The Pump it Up machine at my local arcade hasn't been operational in months.
There hasn't been an arcade in my town for 15 years.
My friend and I still play Time Crisis 2.
We have all of the highscores as FAG & ASS.
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>>260640129
dicks dicks dicks
Official thread theme:
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hi
Why does Nintendo act like people love Lucario? It's in Smash bros, the black white 2 anime trailer, forced on you in X/Y, given a mega evolution etc. What is so appealing about this thing? I hate it's fucking furry face.
>>260609743
but anon, they've seen all of the porn.
they know what's REALLY going on.
You realize how big Lucario is in Japan, right?
Probably because of Japanese polls or something . You have to remember that western civilization isn't the only one.
I was at the pax preview event for media.
You may or may not know me.
This is what we saw: Bowser Jr (same as leak),
Duck Hunt Dog (Ducks on his back, jokingly called Banjo by a rep)
Dark Pit: Sniper Item, Clone
Dr Mario: Same
Shulk: Saw him this morning
Ridley: Flying mechanic, not much shown but they needed to show all characters
Chorus Men: One is the main one while the others assist in attacks
Mewtwo: May not be in final game, he isn't in the final Japanese build, but may be in Day One patch if finished, if not, then free DLC
"New"...
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GAT CONFIRMED FOR SMASH
>>260601873
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
>>260602012
OLEG TOO BIG.
Hello /v/, today I am going to read you a story.
This one is called "Ridley's Big Day."
Ok, go ahead.
>>260580745
This better be worth it.
Once upon a time, there was a big, strong boy by the name of Ridley. He lived on a faraway planet called Zebes, where he spent all day playing with his good friends, the Space Pirates and the Metroids.
Ridley, the Space Pirates and the Metroids all went on many adventures together. They were the best of friends.
ITT Design a horror game thats scary that has no jump scares.
>>260548559
>no jump scares
My idea is one I stole from some OP on /v/ who wanted to make a horror game where you are driving through the dark woods
It wouldn't need to rely on jump scares, it can be really subtle
like maybe there will be a face in your rear view mirror, but its so subtle you get scared when you suddenly do realize what you are looking at
>>260548559
You are teleported to the land of /b/ and have to stay there forever.
Alright, there are jump scares, but they are really lazy. not cheaply done, no, the monster just isn't that much in the mood. as the player you're constantly dreading the moment until the monster snaps, but it never happens.
>just bought 3DS XL yesterday
>new 3DS announsed today
>bought a 3DS around release
>knew there was going to be better models coming
>bought it anyway
>tfw no two analog sticks
>tfw no bigger screen
Being poor fuckin sucks.
Im waiting for the new 3DS xL i
get a refund fool.
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Story of TFYC - http://youtu.be/1d6Q3VpqXyk
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJ5o6SWyJ8w
Guys, dont you know that you've already won?
These sites stating the the word "gamer" is dead is just a hint to other non-passionate people that gaming isnt the "cool" or "hip" thing now
While also indirectly having one last FUCK YOU before having to pack their shit up and hit the bricks
You already won, dont stop emailing their sponsors either, leave them with nothing. I cant wait to fuck anita at the whorehouse oh man. I can see it now
"Well arent we going to do it"
"I'm paying you by the...
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Reposting my email to encourage everyone. Remember including evidence is good. Emphasize that they're alienating their own audience by insulting them.
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Story of TFYC - http://youtu.be/1d6Q3VpqXyk
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TO EVERYONE COMMENTING ON "PULLING OUT" FROM TFYC BECAUSE OF THE ZOE
TO EVERYONE STILL COMMENTING SHIT ON ZOE
This is NOT about her you fucking twats! She was just the damn door to everything happening! We're now in the building and seeing all these fat, corrupt journalists and their SJW friends that are destroying our damn culture!
They want to turn it into something that they'll like, that they'll enjoy. We already see some of what that'd be; nothing more than Gone Home and Depression Quest games left and right. Nothing more...
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Story of TFYC - http://youtu.be/1d6Q3VpqXyk
Karen Straughan talks - https://wwwyoutube.com/watch?v=cuFSMi5G3R4
What...
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Dicks
First for people derailing the threads with "gold account" thing and everyone going along with it.
First for poontang
He was completely right about New N Tasty
>>260387640
I'd have no idea since I've never played either.
I just like his voice
He's right about most things except forgiving the awful camera in Wonderful 101
That shit is painful
I did too, but I still really like how it looks. He never said he hated the game outright, just disappointed