What's the new design of lightsaber of videogames?
Shit, thanks for reminding me about the new SW trailer, I completely forgot they were releasing it today. Good stuff.
>they finally get red lightsabers right
>the blade is finally jagged, rough and chaotic due to the synthetic red crystal typically used in Sith blades
>then they go maximum tard and make a fucking "light hilt" which would make practical use of the fucking blade damn near impossible
BRAVO NOLAN
>>273654137
I think the idea is to protect the hand like a normal crossguard. Still retarded though.
What does /v/ think of this game?
I always wanted to play as a snotty little goblin it's also a really good stealth game. Better then AC that's for fucking sure.
it's a good game that nobody played
I did the first 2-3 levels but I dropped it and havent ended up finishing it. It was pretty fun, unforgiving for fuckups but fun. The combat besides stealth kills make it so you should probably just play on the hardest difficulty so there is no combat and the cutscenes are lazy.
7/10 it was bretty gud
sup /v/ so after a long break I am returning to Dark Souls II just to find out it's dead?
My internet connection is very stable and cross-region play is set to allowed, yet I waited 30 minutes + at the last giant boss battle, the pursuer boss battle, the 3 faggots from the lost Bastille boss battle with my new character and no summon signs to be found (yes I was human all the time)? Takes me 15min + on average to get summoned (if I get summoned in the first place), tried all different hours of the day, tried to get it on at iron keep with my old pvp build, only like 5 dragon bro's and 1 or 2 red signs maybe appeared (this is tops, mostly nothing)
/v/ WTF IS GOING ON ??
Is it dead?
btw also saw they fucked up Dark Souls I... fucking fromsoft, get your shit together !
>not playing Souls in offline mode
>Not playing Demon Souls
>>273615797
I'm obviously not since I got summoned like once or twice fuckbag
pic related, it's you
Post real world game locations
>>273601247
Germany's streets are so pretty.
Turn this into video games
Why don't you ask nicely first
>>273485338
Turn my squiggly line into what I fucking tell you to turn it into or I'll shove both my thumbs under your foreskin and pull it until it tears
It's Thursday so I'm going to post some thick vidya girls, mostly Filia.
Welcome to my presentation about important buttons in video game history.
allright allright lets start with the left analog stick.
Often you can use it to move your character. This one i used as an example feels just right. It is not to hard, not to soft. Goldielocks would like it. You could use it to gently control the speed and direction of a plumber or you use it to input a Hadoken. You can control your character effortless with it. Soon you will forget that you have to use your thumb to move it. It will become an extension of your body. There will be no need...
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sometimes i try to fuck your mom so she sounds just right
>>273507753
>buttons
>starts with something that isn't a button
Jesus OP, you had one job. It could have just as easily been a d-pad, but you had to shit on it.
>>273507753
>Some car companies work hard on making the sound of a closing car door sound just right.
citation needed
/v/ classic hits 93.3 FM
The best threads of the 2000s and today
>>273491954
Well what the fuck is it a response to faggot.
Can't just screen cap something like that without the god damn reply.
>>273492015
Kill them.
Non-lethally.
Kill.
Non-lethal.
You get the idea what people were probably losing their shit over?
>Pokemon is killing Nintendo
>This toxic triumph was precisely what Nintendo did not need. The company requires shock therapy to force its hidebound executives to abandon their preposterous opposition to launching Nintendo’s beloved franchises on iPad. Instead, the ancient Nintendo properties from its ’80s and ’90s halcyon days keep performing well enough to enable the company to keep its head in the sand. Nintendo is not crashing fast enough. The core device franchise, the 3DS, has now sold nearly 2.4 million...
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tl;dr
pokemon is dead to me ever since they introduce digivolving
>Nintendo is making money
NINTENDO IS DOOMED!!!!!
>>273504827
You talking shit about Digimon, fucker?
>I need every girls in vidya attractive so I can fap to them, it is only ok if male characters are ugly
>>273509337
no, girl needs to be girly, men need to be manly, as simply as that.
Why not both?
>>273509712
Why not Zoidberg?
Modern open world cRPG?
We have a fair few 1st/3rd person aRPGs like the elder scrolls, witcher, gothic, risen etc, plus the ones that aren't in the traditional fantasy setting such as Fallout.
But what about the older party system RPGs, baulders gate, icewind dale etc - is there anything out or in production with that isometric/eagle eye view, but with a fully open world, dynamic AI that can make decisions for unpredictability, a bit of sandbox gameplay.
I'd play that.
Were you living under a rock for the last year or so?
Go check out Divinity Original Sin, Wasteland 2, Lords of Xulima, Expeditions Conquistador, Shadowrun Dragonfall...
Keep an eye out for Pillars of Eternity, and Numenera Torment
There have been quite a few. Divinity Original Sin is pretty good, Wastelands 2 is great, I heard good things about Lords of Xulima.
>>273510136
I believe all of those currently out are turn-based combat, I don't mind real-time with the ability to pause but turn based isn't really my thing.
Pillars of Eternity looks beautiful, though I've not read much about the game itself.
post your videogame ideas and we tell you why they're shit.
>b-but i'm too shy and you're going to steal my masterpiece
lel
>>273486649
More legs
>>273486649
>tfw my gf bought those just before breaking up with me
>>273486649
futuristic deep sea simulator.
kinda like alien isolation, but in the deep sea
Happy thanksgiving, /v/chan!
What are you thankful for this year?
Me? I'm thankful i'm not Anthony Burch.
>wake up
>still not anthony burch
>tfw gf left me
>tfw behind on the electric bill
>tfw can't afford to go see family for thanksgiving
>tfw job is temporary and ends on Saturday
>tfw having actual dial up internet in 2014
At least I'm notVIDEO GAMES.
>>273495140
I believed you until dial up internet.
Kotaku does it again.
>Minecraft
>Skyrim
>CS:GO
>Civ V
>FFXIV: ARR
>Kentucky Route Zero
>StarCraft 2
>Dragon Age Cisquisition
>Shogun 2
>Portal 2
>Dota 2
>XCOM: Enemy Unknown
Made...
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To be fair, they'd make a similarly shit list for consoles.
The people writing for game magazines are sadly no longer game enthusiasts.
Who goes to Kotaku? Honestly, what is their target audience? Aren't they supposed to be primarily a goddamn convention related site? How did they get taken over by femenazis and sociopaths?
>>273407157
kektaku is a sjw blog they don't know shit about videogames
Has a video game ever made you cringe?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZb2y8aNggM
pic unrelated
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLmD_69pXpk
>>273380053
That baby is too young for a waifu